#rjl cutie pie

[etherealashworks]

Full Throttle

Wolfstar Top Gear AU

5. INTERLUDE

Black lifts the bucket off his head, ever-so-slowly, and spits out a mouthful of pink. Then, he tosses the bucket to the side with a clang and rubs a hand down his face, wiping away the liquid, thick and globulous. When he pulls his hand away, he breaks down — laughing.  Then he starts chasing Potter and Lupin with the hose. ‘You absolute fuckers!

Marauders Top Gear AU in which Remus is a disaster from the off, Sirius unravels at the seams, James grows a frontal lobe, and Lily has a secret. Throughout, there will be cars, catastrophes, and caravan conkers. And in the end, maybe- just maybe- they'll find something worth all of this bollocks.