#riverdale prom

[garbagequeer]

[rythmicjea]

Not Another Riverdale Love Story - Split in Two

Here it is! The penultimate chapter! And after writing ahead for so long... I'm not done with the last chapter. I'm like halfway done. The real juicy part is what I have to write. The thing about this chapter is... God it's messy. Like, everyone in Riverdale is messy lol.

So where did we leave off? Oh yeah! Jughead is staying with Archie because he found out his dad sort of made a deal with Mayor Lodge for Jughead to be Veronica's "peer guardian" (aka bodyguard) but no one told Jughead! This sewed doubt between our raven-haired pair and one again, Veronica let her mom get to her.

This chapter is... a lot. There's FP and Hermione, the Variety Show, Prom!, and Veronica crying. Enjoy!

“I understand why you did it, FP.” Fred Andrew’s calm voice resonated through the home. “I just don’t think it was the best decision you could have made. But, Jughead is young. He’ll understand.” “I know he will. But, it’s Veronica that I’m worried about. Hermione hasn’t said anything and I doubt she’s going to unless something forces it out of her.” There was a long sigh between the two, as Jughead inched closer to the corner doing his best to stay out of sight. “ Then I need to come clean about something,” Fred said, breaking the silence. “Hermione came to me a week ago asking if I would be her deputy Mayor. She didn’t tell me the full story but I got the distinct impression that she was going to resign. Poor Veronica… After everything she went through with Hiram and now she’s just going to have her life uprooted again?” Jughead’s heart plummeted as if an anvil had pushed it down to the center of the earth. Was he hurt? Yes. But he knew it wasn’t totally Veronica’s fault. He knew he would get over everything eventually. It was just a stupid high school crush. At least, that’s what he kept telling himself. He just didn’t know if he should break the news to her or how he would, if he did.

[glowandgrow-a]

hollywood vs hallways 🕯

~~ 💌 how movies get high school totally wrong!

popularity 🕊

in movies, the high school social hierarchy is always super strict and regimented. the jocks and mean girls rule the school, and the nerds, band geeks, and theater kids are a punching bag for the popular kids. we see this in the High School Musical franchise as well as Mean Girls. ☕️

in reality, everyone is sort of friends with everyone and friend groups are much more fluid. you might stick with who you've known since elementary, or who you've made friends with in your classes. ☕️

2. presentation 🕊

in movies like clueless or tv shows such as riverdale, the characters we see show up to school looking runway ready. from fashion forward outfits to flawless hair and makeup these characters flaunt the school hallways like their own personal red carpet. ☕️

in real life, you can show up to most high schools in your pajamas and not be judged. most girls i know wear barely any makeup if any once senioritis sets in (side note - i'm not even a senior yet, i think junioritis and sophomoritis exist too). most days i just scrape my hair back into a a ponytail on my way out the door. ☕️

3. drama (and lack of homework!!!) 🕊

10 things i hate about you and the kissing booth both focus so much on the story. i love both movies so much, but have you noticed the fact that they do like no work whatsoever? like i think i saw kat doing homework in MAYBE one scene. ☕️

in real life, high school is so much more about academics. don't get me wrong, there are a fair few fights, fallouts, and friendship disputes. but at the end of the day, its schoolwork i'm more stressed about. ☕️

4. prom perfection 🕊

we all remember the ICONIC prom scene in twilight. growing up, i always watched it and looked forward to being grown up and going to my own prom and feeling like a princess one day. in movies, prom is the perfect day everyone looks forward to. ☕️

to be honest, prom isn't all that. hair gets messed up, dresses get stepped on, heels break. lots of people couldn't care less who gets prom queen and some don't attend cause its just not their thing. ☕️

5. teacher? or friend?? 🕊

from ms norbury in mean girls to dead poets society's mr keating, teachers in high school movies are so often seen as an extra addition to the characters' friend groups, rather than the authority figures they tend to be off-screen. ☕️

6. instant high school romances 🕊

teen romance in movies often blooms instantly, with the characters jumping headfirst into cute dates, and always having intense, deep emotional connections (To All The Boys I've Loved Before, anyone?) The "boy-meets-girl" trope and "love at first sight" mantra make love seem effortless. ☕️

honestly, relationships are so complicated. you have to work from the ground up, and shit happens. it will be awkward, you will have miscommunications and most of the time it ends in heartbreak. a lot of people don't experience teen romance ever. ☕️

while high school movies are fun to watch, they rarely capture the reality of what it’s like to be a teen girl. the truth is, high school is a lot more ordinary, filled with ups and downs, awkward moments, and real growth. instead of comparing your experiences to Hollywood’s version, embrace your own unique high school journey—it��s way more authentic and special than anything on screen!

~~ Aria x 🎧

[owlbean]

At this rate y'all should all just give up on shipping or relationship speculation I love joking about Jarchie/Beronica Real but the show is so unconcerned with letting the core characters be friends with each other that considering any platonic or romantic dynamic outside of the on-screen canon is a pointless task at least while the fifties shit is still happening

[addieyapsalot]

everyone but betty's prom dress was ugly

[claredanko]

dealer: this strain is called fizzle rock. like from riverdale

me: whatever riverdale was mid anyway

me 2 minutes later, pacing in circles: archie andrews is the exploration of stereotypical american masculinity and sexuality he is a subversion of the all american boy cliche much like laura palmer was a subversion of the perfect prom queen they are two sides of the same coin like how laura and donna were lovers so too are archie and jughead

the kj apa tulpa in the corner of my living room:

[beronicalongcon]

MY TOP 10 RIVERDALE MOMENTS

In honor of the most gorgeous beast of a show to ever air being put in the ground tonight, here are my top 10 Riverdale moments. It was pretty impossible to make this list because I had to leave out so many beautiful things like that time Archie got forged, that time Cheryl was Queen of the Bees, and that time he was looking for the girl next door, but instead he found me.

10. JUGHEAD MEETS THE RAT KING

Sweaty, unhinged Loser-Jughead hallucinates his literary agent appearing to him as a Dark God of sewer rats. In a bid to save his life, he offers to be the Rat King's personal storyteller, like a Riverdalien Scheherazade. Betty appears to him and guides him out of the underworld and it's revealed that he was in the hospital for RABIES, which is made one billion percent funnier by the fact that rabies is 99% fatal. This made me so happy I was literally riding the high for weeks.

9. Archie boxes Hiram in the secret speakeast while Veronica sings "Daddy Lessons" by Beyonce.

This is just one of those great Riverdale musical moments - cutting between the blood spatter and bulging muscles of Archie and Hiram's furious machismo coming to fruition and Veronica dressed in gold singing about her terrible and vital love for her insane mob boss Daddykins.

8. PSYCHO KILLER PROM NIGHT

This whole plotline is great because 1. the auteur making big, clunky comic book caricatures of the main cast and having them relive their traumas through the mode of film with all the edges sanded off is metatastic, 2. Jellybean is the coolest middle schooler ever, and 3. Psycho Killer playing at Prom Night while they all dance around Mr. Honey's corpse is just objectively great television.

7. THE FOOTBALL WAR OF UZBEKISTAN

"Haha football war" shut up this is one of the most artistically cohesive and interesting sequences in the entire series. It lays bare the twisted knot of dream logic and aestheticism that governs Riverdale's universe. "Why do all the visual cues point to Archie fighting in WWI if Riverdale is set in 2021?" Because WWI was the period where America most successfully fetishized the IMAGE and AESTHETIC of young men going to war as a MASCULINE IDEAL. "Why are they fighting on a football field?" Because football is another heavily fetishized mode of expressing American masculinity and violence as heroic. "Why is Jughead there?" Because Archie loves Jughead.

6. BERONICA KISS IN OUTER SPACE

I may not like season 7 but my URL is 'beronicalongcon', and the way this episode reminds us how Betty and Veronica are historically positioned as diametrically opposed forces vying over Archie's love before bringing them together and letting them truly see each other is really nice. Also they kiss in space to symbolize that the world of the narrative by definition cannot allow women to connect independent of men, the only way they can truly be together is by inventing a new universe that is able to hold them.

This got long so I am making another one.

[igotthisaccountunderduress]

It’s so weird watching the riverdale graduation episode when I’ve never graduated from anything. Is this real? Do ppl actually do this whole prom/graduation/party thing? Or is it ye ol tv exaggeration? I have absolutely no idea.

[bigquestionmark]

this is an ode to my best friends

and every good thing that must come to an end

tomorrow we won’t see each other in study hall

so here’s a few memories for us to recall

and no, i won’t be mentioning the epic highs and lows of high school football!

i grew up next door to betty cooper

who everyone thinks is super-duper

just don’t mutter the word ‘tangerine’

‘cause it sets off her serial killer gene

veronica lodge, always in pearls

there isn’t a business you haven’t given a whirl

funny to think you were never prom queen

then again, you were once upon a time a human dialysis machine

cheryl blossom, your as rich as a rockerfeller

you also kept your beloved jason down in a cellar

but i’m glad to see you and the serpent queen back together

only thing, toni, southside’s one word

so whoever designed your jacket is a terrible speller

jughead jones needs no intro

he made his teacher jump out of a window

thinks himself a private eye

chained himself to riverdale high

kevin’s voice is so beautiful he belongs in a chorus

but he spends most of his time cruising fox forest

fangs, look at you now

you’re a rockstar greaser

a long way from a cult member who stole organs to store in a freezer

last but not least, mantle the magnificent

pound for pound you’re my closest equivalent

but there’s that other reggie so how do we know your even legitimate

i’m gonna need to see some kind of birth certificate

these are just some of our wild endeavours

but now we’ve come to the end of our time together

its truly one of my life’s greatest pleasures

to call you all my best friends

for ever and ever

[lover-of-small-things]

top 5 reasons you think i should watch riverdale go:

HI BESTIE ❤️❤️❤️ this is genuinely such a hard task because i have so many reasons. but for you i will narrow it down to five AND focus mainly on season one :

1) it's a creative writer's dream. the unreliable narrator is one of the main characters and his viewpoint molds and shapes the way the story is told. the dead boy in the river at the beginning of the show is an integral character to the story but we never see him speak. every character has a history that we only learn when it's forced out of them like pulling teeth. the town itself is alive and it is obsessed with the main characters and its love is so desperate and human that it destroys them. time is warped. every character experiences the story through a different genre. everyone is self aware and no one is aware of anything.

susan sontag might call riverdale the perfect representation of camp: it takes pleasure in the simple things; it unabashedly loves what it's doing; and it wholeheartedly makes references to what inspires it. you want a revelatory break? an open conversation with the impact of comic book legacy? an ongoing dialogue about the morality of creation? a consideration of the way literature and a love for/obsession with literature contours the way you view life? look no further. riverdale's got it all.

2) it's absolutely devastating. a boy drowns in the river and no one knows what happened to him, and no one ever really knew him except his sister, and no one is free enough from the thumb of authority to ask questions except for a bunch of kids. a little boy is groomed by his music teacher and he learns that his body is useless beyond its ability to take a hit and look pretty doing it. all he ever wanted to do was be a good son and a good friend and play guitar. a little girl is lied to and manipulated and alone and she thinks she's going crazy trying to play the part of the perfect daughter, the perfect sister, the perfect girl next door.

a little girl moves to a strange town where everyone hates her father, and she's lost and unmoored and trying to reinvent herself, and she's desperately trying to be good even as everyone around her chooses their history over her love. a little girl loses her twin brother and is lost, hated, and manipulated by her abusive parents while she desperately tries to figure out what in the world is happening around her, and she's so lonely. so lonely. a little boy, homeless and abused and hungry and cold, grapples for control while his life burns down around him, and turns to writing as a form of escape and a way to make sense of his world.

riverdale knows it's a lot sometimes. it knows it can be ridiculous. but underneath the glitz and glamor, you're left with a small fistful of breathtakingly real characters who you can't help but empathize with. who you can't help but love. who you can't help but to want to understand.

3) it's so fun! as heartwrenching as riverdale can be, one of its best parts is that it's simply so much fun to watch. there are musical episodes. there's a mafia movie plotline. and a gangster movie plotline. and a sci fi alien movie plotline. there are cults and evil dnd games and flashbacks to the 80s. the kids do ridiculous, grown-up things like meddling in murder investigations and uncovering hidden town truths, but they also go to prom and run the school newspaper and try out for the cheerleading squad and tackle stage fright and fight with their parents. they go to drive-ins! and perform in a talent show! and meet their friends' weird ass families!

there are episodes told like horror stories. episodes framed like comic books. episodes where stories and imaginations come to life. silly episodes, filler episodes, straight-up fun episodes. in this era of tight, eight-ep seasons that are meant to be a movie chopped up haphazardly so it can fit run times, who is doing it like riverdale?

4) it plays with the american gothic. this small town is corrupt to the core. it was built on violence and bloodshed and hatred. everyone thinks it's perfect. they're not all wrong; there are still legacies of love here despite the rot that runs through everything. the outsiders are the enemy. the outsiders are not the enemy, but it's easier to pretend they are so we don't have to confront ourselves. the nuclear family is not terrifying because it can be infiltrated by evil, it is terrifying because there is something inherently evil about it. when you anger the town, it traps you with an impenetrable fog. you can't trust your friends. you can't trust your parents. you can't trust the police. everyone knows everyone. you're trapped. you love it here. you should move. you can never really leave. this town loves you. it wants to eat you alive.

5) it's very silly. i'm weird i'm a weirdo. the epic highs and lows of high school football. word of my serving nick his comeuppance has made its way to the demimonde of mobsters and molls my father used to associate with. it's not queerbaiting, it's saving the world. i'm training with the fbi and i'm coming for you, you psycho bitch. again, WHO is doing it like riverdale? my beloved riverdale my best friend riverdale. every single silly line from this show makes me so overwhelmed with fondness for it and you should join me so you can experience the absolute love i have for her too.

[bughead-in-the-comics]

Bughead Moments in Riverdale that Also Happened in the Comics: Season 1 (Part 2)

Here are some additional Bughead moments in the comics that also happened on the first season of Riverdale:

♥ Bughead are married (in a dream sequence).

Comics: Early to Bed, Archie #43, 1950.

Show: S01E07: In A Lonely Place, 2017.

♥ Jughead puts his arm around Betty’s shoulder.

Comics: Shoe Shoe Baby, Laugh Comics #108, 1993.

Show: S01E07: In A Lonely Place, 2017.

♥ Archie realizes Jughead’s feelings for Betty.

Comics: He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, Betty #65, 1998.

Show: S01E07: In A Lonely Place, 2017.

♥ Betty tells Veronica how wonderful Jughead is.

Comics: The Real Me, Jughead #151, 1967.

Show: S01E07: In A Lonely Place, 2017.

♥ Bughead hold hands while walking down the street.

Comics: Concerted Effort, Archie’s Pal Jughead #111, 1964.

Show: S01E07: In A Lonely Place, 2017.

♥ Betty kisses Jughead.

Comics: To Sleep, Perchance to Dream, Betty’s Diary #16, 1988.

Show: S01E07: In A Lonely Place, 2017.

♥ FP asks his son Jughead about his feelings for Betty.

Comics: Man to Man, Jughead #312, 1981.

Show:  S01E07: In A Lonely Place, 2017.

♥ Betty pledges her undying support for Jughead.

Comics: It’s Friendship, Jughead #313, 1981.

Show:  S01E07: In A Lonely Place, 2017.

♥ Betty holds Jughead’s arm.

Comics: Do or Diet, Archie’s Pal Jughead #102, 1963.

Show:  S01E07: In A Lonely Place, 2017.

♥ Veronica ships Bughead.

Comics: Splitsville, Betty and Me #11, 1967.

Show:  S01E08: The Outsiders, 2017.

♥ Lazy Jughead helps Betty prepare for an event.

Comics: Thrills and Spills, Archie’s Pal Jughead #183, 2007.

Show:  S01E08: The Outsiders, 2017.

♥ Jughead puts a protective arm around Betty.

Comics: Rhythm and Blues, The Jughead Jones Comics #100, 1996.

Show:  S01E08: The Outsiders, 2017.

♥ Jughead comforts a crying Betty with a hug.

Comics: Worlds Apart, Betty and Veronica #274 (2015).

Show: S01E09: La Grande Illusion, 2017.

♥ Bughead watch a movie at The Bijou.

Comics: Conform and Reform, Archie’s Pal Jughead #75, 1961.

Show: S01E10: The Lost Weekend. 2017.

♥ Betty and the gang throw a surprise birthday party for Jughead.

Comics: A Surprised Party, Archie’s Pal Jughead #86, 1996.

Show: S01E10: The Lost Weekend, 2017.

♥ Jughead declares that Betty and Archie are his only best friends.

Comics: The Beginning of the End, Betty and Veronica #272, 2014.

Show: S01E10: The Lost Weekend, 2017.

♥ Jughead kisses Betty’s hand.

Comics: Noble Nibble, Archie Annual #8 (1957).

Show: S01E10: The Lost Weekend, 2017.

♥ Bughead give Archie a hard time because of his sappy music.

Comics: Dancing Fool, Betty and Veronica Double Digest #122, 2004.

Show: S01E11: To Riverdale and Back Again, 2017.

♥ Betty gets busy with school dance preparations (and Jughead sort of helped).

Comics: Prom Promise, Betty #7, 1993.

Show: S01E11: To Riverdale and Back Again, 2017.

♥ Betty and Jughead attend a school dance together.

Comics: Walking Baby Back Home, Archie’s Pal Jughead Annual #4 (1956).

Show: S01E11: To Riverdale and Back Again, 2017.

♥ Betty scolds Archie and Ronnie for doubting Jughead.

Comics: Tall Tale Test, Archie Double Digest #151, 2004.

Show: S01E11: To Riverdale and Back Again, 2017.

♥ Jughead tells Betty and the gang that his family is planning to move to Ohio.

Comics: My Friend Jughead, Jughead #1, 1987.

Show: S01E11: To Riverdale and Back Again, 2017.

♥ Betty finds sad Jughead at Pop's chock'lit shoppe.

Comics: Silver Bromide, Betty #98, 2001.

Show: S01E12: Anatomy of a Murder, 2017.

♥ Jughead calls Betty on the phone.

Comics: Nice Slice, Jughead's Jokes #11, 1969.

Show: S01E12: Anatomy of a Murder, 2017.

♥ Betty insists that Jughead belongs in Riverdale.

Comics: A Moving Experience, Archie's Pal Jughead #98, 1997.

Show: S01E13: The Sweet Hereafter, 2017.

♥ Bughead share a hug (near a car).

Comics: Double Trouble, Archie Meets Riverdale #1, 2022.

Show: S01E13: The Sweet Hereafter, 2017.

* Not sure if this counts though because the comic, which was obviously based on the actors on the TV show, was released later than the episode.

♥ Bughead and the gang save someone who fell down a frozen lake.

Comics: Catch 2, Laugh Comics Digest #58, 1985.

Show: S01E13: The Sweet Hereafter, 2017.

♥ Bughead are having a laugh at the chock'lit shoppe.

Comics: Tomato Surprise, The Jughead Jones Comics Digest #97, 1995.

Show: S01E13: The Sweet Hereafter, 2017.

♥ Jughead tells Betty he loves her.

Comics: Splitsville, Betty and Me #11, 1967.

Show: S01E13: The Sweet Hereafter, 2017.

♥ Betty tells Jughead that she loves him.

Comics: A Lesson in Logic, The Adventures of Little Archie #48 (1968).

Show: S01E13: The Sweet Hereafter, 2017.

♥ Bughead make out in the kitchen.

Comics: Study Buddy, Archie’s Pal Jughead Annual #3, 1955.

Show: S01E13: The Sweet Hereafter, 2017.

♫ You made me a, you made me a believer... believer! ♫

[staghunters]

DO YOU HAVE A TASTE FOR TERROR?

April 5 marks the 50th anniversary of Carrie (the novel), and because it's my altime fav, my pookie, my blorbo at the beginning of my horror obsession, I want to watch one with you!

Mark that calendar for a special edition of The Basement, where the victor of the poll will be screened!

All have their highs and lows. Propaganda for each can be found under the readmore, but in case you've already made up your mind:

The results of this poll will be counted alongside one with the discord pals (no worries, you guys have the privilege of double voting) to determine the winner.

Official post shall be made when results are in!

Carrie (1976)

The first and to some the most iconic. Brian de Palma did something with this one that scared even Stephen King himself in the theatre! Sissy Spacek has a great time in the role, and the supporting cast is pretty great, too (this was John Travolta’s first big role)!

PROS

The closest to a time-period-accurate adaptation that we can get, as the events of the book take place in 1979

Sissy Spacek <3

Cool practical effects

Piper Laurie being funny and unhinged

CONS

Might feel dated on some fronts

Not the most tense until it gets to the Moment

30-year-olds playing teenagers, but what else is new

Piper Laurie being more cringe than funny

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Carrie (2002)

TV Movie from the 2000s! Angela Bettis does this one really well, and despite the modernized setting, it holds up. Overall this sticks the closest to the book format/plot.

PROS

Book accuracy

Carrie is more be gay do crime

A WHOPPING 2 hours and 10 minutes long

KATHARINE ISABELLE IS IN THIS ONE

CONS

Tries to do VFX but is not the best at it

Ending that is drastically different and may not appeal to some

Early-2000s comedy moments

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Carrie (2013)

Probably the one that most are familiar with or saw come by in tv trailers. In the middle of the grand age of tumblr, this one graced the silver screen. I hate to say it, but I’ll forever mourn an early draft of the screenplay that was written by the Riverdale guy

PROS

More horror moments (julianne moore carries (haha) the role of Margaret)

Gay undertones

Great VFX

CONS

Takes A Lot of lines and scenes directly from the 76 film

Started the discourse of actresses being too pretty for the role (which could also have been misogyny. Chloe moretz is cute in this one)

Has some needle drops that are artefacts of their time

[rustedpipe]

things that happened on degrassi but i make them about riverdale

they had cheryl say cuckoo bananas one time, zig novak was heraldo, and also vanessa morgan was mike dallas's baby mama so like clearly there's existing connections here. and just like riverdale and degrassi writers-- i love putting characters into situations. so. without further ado..... things that happen on degrassi (tng & next class) that should've happened on riverdale.

betty pelts dodgeballs at jughead during gym class after he is vague about going on a date or not

dolly zoom on archie's face as fred says "your mom is gay"

betty and gay kevin have a fight while filming a fake commercial for unisex cologne for class

^ this with gay kevin

reggie does elaborate business deals with locker trading so that veronica can have the best one

archie sending veronica flowers with a card that says ”you rock! xoxo archie”

jughead choking and needing the heimlich but refusing to let gay kevin give him the heimlich because it would mean gay kevin has to touch him.

betty getting into an actual violent physical fight with blood with a random girl at school

^ okay go watch this video right now you only need to watch like the first minute exactly. the rest is completely optional. i have several scenarios in mind here:

- idea one is gay kevin having issues with fangs for the billionth time and so when in doubt kiss archie? - idea two is something jarchie related either betty or veronica is the dylan here . - IDEA THREE IS DYLAN=JUGHEAD GAY MARCO=ARCHIE. SO WHEN IN DOUBT KISS REGGIE?! - but also. the very first episode of riverdale is veronica so when in doubt you kiss betty. okay like realistically the scene is not like that but i think they shouldve let betty say "so when in doubt you kiss betty." for me personally. she would not fucking say that but i want her to

veronica and jughead go to the college admissions fair while extremely high.

RAS plays a similar role to kevin smith and gives advice to cheryl about being gay

kangs toxic poker game. what more can i say

veronica: as you and jughead’s closest friends- jughead: oh actually i don’t really like you. veronica: SHH!

natasha bedingfield performs at prom. archie gets to dance his heart out and cry a little to unwritten. and pocket full of sunshine woah oh

toni gets so much into vampire books that she makes out with cheryl and thinks about vampires too hard and bites her on the neck (this would be a great reference to vanessa morgan's time on another canadian teen show my babysitter's a vampire and also i think we should let toni be a little crazy for fun)

lgbt mixer at la bonne nuit. nothing crazy happens on the degrassi episode but i just wish it had happened on riverdale. like maybe veronica and kevin sing same love or born this way. (again that did not happen on degrassi just using the fact they did an lgbt mixer at the teen speakeasy as a jumping off point.)

when jughead gets hired by tabitha at pops, he immediately burns down the restaurant. they then go to a casino in niagra falls and get vegas-style married

cheryl adopts a pig (that later destroys her house) instead of coping with being alone

reggie attends a meeting about homophobia brought on by locker room bullying and someone explains the definition of internalized homophobia and he says out loud "im a homophobe" and starts crying

jughead poisons bret with stuff that makes you throw up. this involves cups being switched and a reference to roman history (but in the riverdale version betty supports and enables it)

jughead writes a story about a girl getting stalked who has a protective boyfriend trying to stop it but he makes the ending be that the boyfriend realizes he can never protect her from the stalker so he kills her. and betty is like dude um what that is insane. and hes genuinely like what it's just a story. later jughead ends up still not being able to figure out an ending and burns the script on stage while having a breakdown

they have to build rube goldberg machines for class. it doesnt matter who i just want this to be something

fp and alice wedding where bughead break up and get back together like five times about it

core four smokes weed during 2x14 The Hills Have Eyes (degrassi had an episode where teens were unsupervised in a cabin. Just Like.)

gay kevin does a gay musical production of romeo and juliet.

some film guy that jughead adores comes and does a guest lecture and so in order to impress the guy he smokes weed with chic and makes a terrible insane short film to show said film guy

timeskip jughead does mdma at an artsy party where people are very high and painting with their bodies on the walls and floors. in order to avoid his problems.

gay kevin wears a beret at least once

^ bughead texts

veronica sings triangle tra la le la by patsy cline while in the midst of one of her 'reggie or archie' moments

betty gets really into axe throwing with lesbians (the pretty poisons) in the woods

unfortunately i cannot find a video uploaded of gay tristan performing it but. gay kevin voice riverdale you make drama look! so! good!

veronica trying to tank her father's mayoral campaign by being gay with betty and outing hiram as a homophobe

reggie: for the last time i'm not gay. or homophobic. just missing my best bro....

jughead won't shut up in class so cheryl cuts off some of her hair and then asks jughead to hold the scissors for a sec. and then she raises her hand and tells the teacher jughead cut her hair

beronica has a heartfelt moment about admitting feelings for each other and in the middle of it reggie walks up to them with saddest look on his face and says "am i hotter than archie? be honest. actually don't." and then walks away

veronica comes out to avoid political backlash and the word gets around to hermione who tries to comfort her by saying "no one's gonna believe you're gay. it happens to all powerful women. even hillary"

cheryl and veronica have a fake trial in class over twitter beef

cheryl auditions for a boy part in a play directed by gay kevin. gay kevin initially says no, but cheryl points out that it should be about relating to the pain of the character, not gender. gay kevin agrees and says that he is going to play the part himself because no one understands what he's going through better than him, right?

i'm constructing a reality where fangs is dating gay kevin when he is in the infamous bus crash but instead of dying he goes into a coma. and gay kevin is loyally by his bedside until he snaps like three months in and hooks up with moose. the night he does that, fangs wakes up from said coma.

veronica, speaking to reggie: even though we're a toxic couple, i really miss you and i want our break to be over.

betty has a terrible reaction to weed and someone finds her sadly eating slices of bread from a bag saying “i thought the bread would make me less high but it isnt working”

and finally, and crucially, they should've done a shark in the water style promo for at least one of the seasons. thanks for tuning in.

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