#risotto alien schenanigans

[ask-fisher-bucci]

Do You meet a sicilian called Risotto Nero?

risotto’s an alien in this au, and yes they eventually do meet because of two faires (prosciutto and formaggio) kept stealing cheese balls from his house

A FUCKING ALIEN WHO BROKE THE CONTROL PAD ON AUTOPILOT AND CRASHED ON EARTH

he is lonk and stretchy and goes apeshit on chocolate (also many arms and strong)