#rirem definitely

[prema2018core]

HELLO saw your blog from my notifs, got curious, saw the rio post, and im intrigued....... PLS TELL ME MORE

Oh... Ohohoho... You... You have fallen into my trap, young one

WELCOME TO THE FUCKING MESS THAT IS RIO HARYANTO SHIPS

Where you only get food if I decided to ramble about his ships here (I see no 2016 F1 grid fic with him on it, such travesty)

Most of the ships that I gather here are mostly him with his grid mates from Formula BMW to his GP2 eras. Why did I decide to ship some of these ships? The photos of the two drivers together already convinced me that they aren't just buddies (iyyk) I will be also writing about Mpreg ideas of these ships, so if you don't want to see that just skip it and go to the next ship, rinse and repeat.

First one on the list (in no particular order) is ValRio (Valtteri Bottas x Rio Haryanto)

You must be wondering, why? Well, let me show you some photos.

DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING VISION NOW?? LIKE JDSJSKJDJSJS, the thing is I didn't even start shipping them seriously until my oomf and fellow countrymen @burnhampeaches told me that they look like a married couple in all of the pictures where they are together. (Mpreg part starts here) Ngl, they're giving teenage parents vibes and my oomf agreed to it, they definitely did the devil's tango that resulted in Rio getting preggo after GP3 2011 (and then got preggo again after he got ousted from his main driver duties by Manor Racing in 2016)

Second on the list is PasRio or Wehryanto (Pascal Wehrlein x Rio Haryanto)

A classic staple for the Indonesian fans in 2016. Pascal here basically acts like a clingy puppy/protege to Rio and the fact that the guy basically defended Rio's honor after the man got ousted from being a main driver because he couldn't pay for his seat, saying that people underestimating him or even think that he's an underrated driver. The fact that they keep in contact after all these years also seals it for me ngl.

These photos kept me sane throughout the 2016 season and I'm so grateful that there are photos of them together on the track (especially with how Rio basically excused himself a lot to go to the Indonesian embassy to talk about his visa and do some more of his attempts to get money to cover for his F1 seat that ended terribly). Now that Pascal is in Formula E and the E-Prix will be held again in Jakarta next season, I just hope that they reunite in Jakarta E-Prix next year because it turns out that poor Pascal was bummed out when he saw that Rio didn't come to the E-Prix at all in 2022 and 2023.

Mpreg thoughts: Pascal got him preggo after Abu Dhabi 2016. He had a fight with Ocon before that and when he saw Rio, he basically cuddled with him that ended up spicy. Rio basically became his WAG...

I'll get more out if you ask for it so please... GIMME MORE ASKS ABOUT RIO AND HIS HAREM THAT HE MADE ACCIDENTALLY

[prema2018core]

HIII can you tell me more about your favourite rio ship?? and about that fic you're working on as well perhaps 😙😙

Well hello again my child, I'm glad you decided to ask again and welcome back to

RIO HARYANTO SHIPS SHENANIGANS

And I'm your host for this, prema2018core

Moving along to the first question: My favorite Rio ships that I had gathered are PasRio (Pascal x Rio), ValRio (Valtteri x Rio), StoffRio (Stoffel x Rio), Gutiyanto (Esteban Gutierrez (not the other Esteban) x Rio), and FeliRio (Felipe Nasr x Rio)

With some honorable mentions of JolRio (Jolyon Palmer x Rio), Eriyanto (Marcus Ericsson x Rio), SerRio (Sergey Sirotkin x Rio), RossRio (Alexander Rossi x Rio), PieRio (Pierre x Rio) and TehRio (Esteban Ocon x Rio)

I already explained the first two ships in your first ask so I'm gonna go ahead to slip to StoffRio now (and yes I'll be doing some more MPreg thoughts)

3. StoffRio (Stoffel x Rio)

I got the urge to ship these two when I saw their race winner photos together and boy...

Like... What do you mean this doesn't scream gay? It's literally giving Kimi no Nawa. Like the smile and idkejskdjw I love them your honor. Did you know that Stoffel basically congratulated Rio on his team radio when Rio got his maiden win in Bahrain and the fact that Rio was supposed to be in WEC in 2021 with Peugeot with Stoffel... Rio this is a call for help, please come back to motorsports your husbands need you.

MPreg thoughts: They have three children together, a singleton daughter and a pair of twin boys. Rio started crushing on Stoffel in 2014 and got close to him in 2015, they finally made it official in 2017.

4. Gutiyanto (Esteban Gutierrez x Rio)

The reason for how I got to ship these two are the same as StoffRio (and probably the other ships that I'm going to list here)

HELLO?! WEDDING PHOTOS?! AND THERE'S EVEN A CONTINUATION OF THIS PHOTO IN 2016?!

IT'S GIVING TEEN LOVE TO MARRIAGE KIND OF RELATIONSHIP AND I'M HERE FOR IT. Rio would definitely talk to him in Spanish and always ask Gutierrez if he said the things that he said are correct or not. Gutierrez calling Rio "mi corazon" will be the death for me and I'm fine with it. Their interactions in the junior series were just so cute that it might have given me diabetes.

Mpreg thoughts: Definitely teenage parents situation where they got drunk one night after the last round of GP3 2010 in Monza and they got freaky without protection. But it's a cryptic pregnancy so Rio doesn't even know he's actually pregnant. When the kid was born (it was a girl) they decided to do a shotgun wedding. When Rio got tossed aside by Manor, he went to Gutierrez for comfort and it turned spicy again which made him pregnant again.

5. FeliRio (Felipe Nasr x Rio)

Their interactions since Formula BMW was so natural I can't help myself to not ship this ship. A goofy Brazilian x Too Oblivious Indonesian, what's there more to ask??

Look at them, Felipe and his favorite ball of a sunshine Indonesian. I love em. They basically never leave each other's side during the driver's parade. Poor Rio basically clings to everyone he knows like his life depended on it.

MPreg thoughts: Even though they know each other since Formula BMW, I don't think they would go the teen pregnancy route. Rio is so oblivious to Felipe's pursuit that he just thought he was just doing his usual silly Felipe routine but no, Felipe was trying so hard to flirt with him. Rio got preggo after the 2016 season ended and it resulted in twins.

I'll go back to the ships (the ones in the honorable mention) if you ask for it as usual

For question two, I have two fanfictions cooking up one is an Mpreg fanfic of PasRio/Wehryanto that takes place in an AU where Rio got a seat in Formula E after his Formula 1 journey was a bust. The other one is actually a SeanNyck fanfiction with a touch of StoffRio added to it that takes place in 2015 Formula Renault 3.5 (SeanNyck) and GP2 (StoffRio)

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