#rip him let him sleep in hes eepy

[oddberryshortcake]

We’re getting lore on some of the character’s roommates (if they have any) and Jamil’s roommate is just a chill dude who can sleep through anything

Jamil on the other hand will sometimes do things at night and is woken up decently early by his alarm clock even if it doesn’t wanna get up 😭

[rintoki]

tw: dubcon, somnophilia

thinking about babyboy xavi, how he’s so eepy all the time and loves comfy clothes. how he unironically wears a pair of short shorts that you bought him as a joke to sleep. how the heart shape on the back of the shorts is stretched out to accommodate his ass.

most of the time, it’s cute. except now as your eyes rake over his body while he sleeps; laying on his front with his ass sticking out. you almost think it’s on purpose with how the shorts accentuates his butt, perhaps he knew you’d find him like this.

but you know how long he sleeps, and it’d be a while before he wakes up and you can finally satisfy these urges. although you don’t think he’d mind if you used him right now—if he finds out, that is.

these thoughts circulate your mind as you stalk closer to the bed, eyeing his sleeping body. and before you noticed, you’ve already reached the side of the bed, kneeling on it as your fingers toyed with the waistband of his shorts.

slowly, your fingers hooked on the sides, pulling the shorts down just slightly to test the waters. without even a twitch, xavier continues to sleep peacefully, completely unawares of your actions. your hands itched to rip off this tight little shorts, but instead opting to slowly pull it down further, enough to notice that he isn’t wearing any underwear beneath.

more and more, it’s starting to feel like he’d set this up. though it might just be your lust-fuelled mind as you quickly lubed up your strap. the waistband of the shorts pulled just low enough to reveal his puckered hole, you pressed your tip against it, and this time the sleeping man shifts slightly.

with bated breath, you stopped all movement, but when nothing else happens, your hips begin to move. in his relaxed state and the lubed up dildo, pushing in was easy. one hand on his ass, and the other holding his hips in place, you began to thrust slowly.

finally, xavier begins to show signs of consciousness, though his body is quicker to respond than him himself. with hips twitching and beginning to slowly push back against you, it was soon clear that he’d gotten aroused in his sleep.

his response only urged you on, your thrusts picking up speed and momentum as you rocked steadily into him. but no words were uttered between you two yet, merely quiet gasps and muffled moans from him below. as his hand reaches back for yours, he squirms slightly, pulling your hand to his front.

it doesn’t take much to figure out what he wants from you, taking his swollen cock in your hand. you pump quickly, matching the pace of your thrusts as the man below lets out a low whine. his hips begin to jerk haphazardly, trying to grind on your cock and fuck your hand at the same time. of course in his half asleep state, he doesn’t realise how desperate he looks doing so, fingers gripping the pillows around him.

and without warning, you feel a warm fluid coating your fingers, xavier yet to speak a word as he cums in your hand. you can hear his breathing slow once again, growing steady and evening out. a call of his name and a gentle shake lets you know he’s fallen right back asleep like nothing’s even happen.

[sixeyescurseuser]

Thinking about Geto who wakes up in the middle of the night to Gojo murmuring, “Suguruuuu.”

Geto is about to be pissed because what could Gojo possibly want at two in the goddamn morning?

Geto: “Satoru, what the fuck?“

Gojo: [snores] “-hmm hungy”

Geto realizing this fool isn’t even awake, yet woke Geto up from his peaceful slumber by sleep-talking. 

The menace currently hogs half of Geto’s pillow, so Geto rolls him over with a not-so-delicate push. 

Gojo, sleep-talking: “Gah! I’m fallingg!?”

Gojo looks so dumb asleep, Geto actually lets out a quiet laugh.  

Unfortunately, Geto seems to have picked up on Gojo’s sleep-talking habit. It’s more like eepy rambling for him.

Based on the evidence provided from a locked folder on Gojo’s phone, a sleeping Geto can hold a full conversation with an awake Gojo- conversations that make zero sense. 

Geto, asleep: “Satoruuu, the oven…”

Gojo: “Don’t worry, love, I am keeping an eye on those burning children.”

Geto: “The kids…what about the salt?”

Gojo: “No salt here, but I can give you some sugar!”

Gojo leans down to pepper Geto’s cheeks with kisses. He can’t help it!

Rip to Shoko deals with her friend's sleeptalk every time they sleepover together. She supposes gaining deeper eye bags comes with the territory of being their friends. 

Geto is apparently studying for their exam tomorrow in his dreams. He occasionally recites passages Yaga-sensei had written on the board. 

Meanwhile, Gojo fights curses in his dreams, narrating all his strategies and kills. He ends up trying to horizontal run in the bed, consequently kicking Shoko and Geto in their stomachs. 

After Geto kicks Gojo back, effectively waking him up, Shoko tells Gojo what happened - but he refuses believe her!

[themaladaptivewriter12]

Mirai Yuhara and Pomefiore

Mirai | Ramshackle | Heartslabyul | Savanaclaw | Octavinelle | Scarabia | Pomefiore | Ignihyde | Diasomnia | Staff |

c/w: None!

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Vil Shoenheit

Hates Mirai

but the feeling is mutal

Mirai does not like Vil

They 100% do not get along

Female Mimi? Maybe.

She would love the beauty aspects

but everything else can kick rocks

Will let Vil dress him up tho

And he loves it

Pretty skirts, pretty makeup

Mirai is elated and Vil is proud

Mirai once told Vil he had a cute round biscuit face

it was supposed to be a compliment

but Vil got mad and didn't speak to him for a week

Mirai makes it his mission to ask Vil one dumb question a day

just to get under his skin

Vil: *sitting on his throne in the Pomefiore Lounge* Mirai: "Vil?" Vil: "No." (≖､≖╬) Mirai: "Vil?" Vil: "Mirai! Leave!" (＃`Д´) Mirai: "If your house was on fire and you were in the shower, would you be safer in or out of it?" Vil: "Mirai! GET OUT!" Mirai: "If you had to give up brushing your teeth, or wiping your butt, which would it be?" ┐('～`;)┌ Vil: *shoots up from his throne* C= C= C= C=┌( ＃`Д´)┘ Mirai: *runs out the lounge cackling* C= C= C= C= C=┌(;・ω・)┘

But despite all of that, Vil can't help but to worry about the blonde's health

"He looks a little thin, is he eating properly?"

"He looks a little pale, today. Is he getting enough sun?"

"His dark circles are darker than normal. Did he sleep well last night?"

Rook is the only one who knows of his silent concerns

And Vil wants to keep it that way

Rook Hunt

Rubs Mirai the wrong way

He knows of the hunter's little one sided game he plays with the Beastmen

Mirai has also been on the receiving end of it

He's found the man in the bushes outside Ramshackle before

Mirai: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Rook: |▽//) Mirai: (⊙_⊙) Rook: ▓▒░(°◡°)░▒▓ Mirai: Σ(°△°|||)︴ Rook: ヾ(･| Mirai: ─=≡Σ((( つ＞＜)つ

Mirai likes the way Rook talks

but sometimes his dumb brain can't pick apart the flowery words

But other than that, he's a cool dude

Epel Felmier

Best friends

Mirai calls him Eppy, Eepy, or Apple

they fight

but not Mirai and Ace level fight

the first to help with Mirai's and Ace's stupid ideas

get's in brawls with Mirai a lot

the two normally win when they fight together

if Deuce joins, it's game

they got each other's backs

pull pranks around Pomefiore

they always get caught

mostly by Rook

and depending on the prank, Rook sometimes won't tell Vil

they're just kids after all

Mirai goes to Epel's Spelldrive games to support his fellow Freshman

Mirai: "Get 'em Epel! Rip them to shreds!" Deuce: "Rip their heads off!" Ace: (o_O) Jack: (□_□) Grim: ( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : ) Sebek: (⇀_⇀) Ortho: („• ֊ •„) Epel: (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

Mirai likes Epel's accent

He has Epel teach him some of the slang, and or insults

he just likes how they sound

Cue the two of them going back and forth for hours

Rook finds in endearing

Vil on the other hand suffers

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Pomefiore is done! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° I like Pomefiore's relationship, they're so cute together! Epel has to be my fave out of the three, but Vil is probably my least liked out of the cast. I don't hate him, I like his character, he just doesn't speak out to me. And Mirai's personality definitely counters Vil's, kinda like how Vil's and Epel's did in the beginning. Mirai doesn't like strict people, nor does he really care for how he comes off to people. He's also a menace lolol

[ryukyuin]

Guess anon was too shy to pin you 😂 I'm sure they meant no harm

Could I ask for more Yan!Pouf? I swear that man needs to he studied fr AsfvxzsxzHsffujgx

COWARD!!!! COWARD!!!!!! BE A MAN AND PING ME NEXT TIME GRRRRRR /silly (i love getting tagged guys, i am hopping and yapping and running around your legs)

mentions of blood, "yandere" behavior/tendencies, pre-established relationship (SLASH NEG. implied that reader saved pouf from fucking dying though :)) ), non-consensual touching (ddoes it count as somno???? idk im eepy be nice), implied death, self-harm mentions, ALOT OF IMPLIED NOT GOOD SHIT HGDFJSK

"I love you." Shaiapouf mumbled, the melody of his voice mumbled by the plushness of your skin, spooning you from behind. His hands traced your skin like it was delicate porcelain, claws ghosting over your flesh as if it was an unblemished canvas.

Only he would ever be able to gaze upon it, to paint it with sacrifice upon sacrifice laid upon your feet like an oath, each smear of crimson painted on your skin a promised stained into your flesh with his own two hands.

Sighing, he pressed open-mouthed kisses against your neck, savoring the way you twitched in your sleep with every ministration upon your body. A frown smudged across his face at the way you whimpered in your sleep, hand reaching up to smooth the furrow in your brow, the pretty little pout transfixed on your lips. Enraptured, he lightly pressed his thumb down on the supple flesh, watching the way your plump limps sank as he ever so-slightly pressed his claws in.

Inhaling deeply, he retracted his hand back to simply loop around your waist, wings fluttering as he greedily drew you close once more, antennae twitching as he savored your scent.

Yes, you were something to be worshiped, ravished even-- you had to be, when you were somehow benevolent enough to pick up a diamond in the rough such as him. His hands tightened into fists at the memory of radioactive decay burrowing into his flesh, gurgling on his own blood-- before letting out a soft croon at the displeased whine that escaped at the way his grip dug into your flesh, mentally berating himself for daring to loose focus long enough to bring harm to the most valuable being on the entirety of this disgusting planet.

He'd sink his claws into his skin, rip through his scales and pour them like jewels at your feet in lamentation, subjugating his flesh to the depravity of his mind to make up for any self-perceived wrongdoings he may have committed against your sovereignty.

Burying his face in your neck, a simpering sigh escaped.

All for you.

[dullweapons]

I thought at least one of these would have cannibalistic tendencies as a form of romance but none of them did so uhhhh

[ 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐲 ] : receiver is thinking about sender when masturbating.

𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬: a little assortment of sexual action prompts for rp purposes. but i'm adding in cannibalistic tendencies ✨

tw ; blood , cannibalism , ray being a freak . written on mobile cause i’m eepy

there’s blood in his mouth & it’s not his .

it’s all over him . soaking his clothes & hair — it was that dragons . he had gifted them a beautiful & glorious wound that bleed & bleed until they passed out from it . he , of course , did not let them die . no — that was his favorite chew toy . it would terrible to waste such a precious person such as lyric . the demon loves the dragon dearly …he had given them a health potion & dressed their wounds before laying them down under a tree to rest . the potion isn’t a miracle worker , their body needs the rest . once they woken he would bring them back his house so they could sleep in a proper bed for then night …

but his heart was pounding as he stared at them with pupils like pinholes . his mouth watering , drool rolling down his chin that he is quick to brush away but ah — blood smears across his mouth ; the iron scent filling his nose sends shivers through his body . he crawls over to them as the blood drips down his face onto theirs …

you’re perfect .

he wants to wrap to wrap his teeth around their throat & bare down until he can hear the sickening snap of their spine . rip out their heart from their chest and feast upon it . lose himself to the sweet taste of their flesh from their beautiful body . his mouth hangs open as he leans closer to them . one bite . that would be alright … right ? his teeth ache to bite - to chew - to rip & tear them apart . to finally have them be together forever inside of him . he would love nothing more than to be one .

he finds his teeth on their jugular— his ear listening to them breathe softly . the demon takes his hand & nudges lyrics head to the side so he can get closer . they let a soft whimper — pathetic & horse but it does something to ray . his cock , hard , presses against their thigh.

ray is quick to jolt himself back up right & dashes away.

he comes to a stop deeper into the woods & sits underneath a large tree , covering his face in his hands . “ stupid . stupid stupid stupid ! ” he mutters to himself , hissing at his recklessness . lyric was mortal . you must remember that ! yes, they can fight … but they can die . you know you wish to spend as many years with them as you can before you eat them ! you know better . even still … he cannot deny how wonderful it is to sample their flesh a little early . he removes his hands from his face, dragging it down . the blood thick & slick across his cheeks . it’s … intoxicating .

a low moan leaves him as he leans back — lyric put up such a beautiful fight . truly it is their fault he’s so worked up no … if he didn’t stab them so harshly they would have been fucking . that happens with them sometimes … fighting is almost foreplay. you punch me , i punch you . you break my nose & i break yours. you bite your tongue from how hard i hit you & suddenly we’re kissing . saliva mixing with blood with cum to be added to the mix if you give it enough time .

“ fuck …” a low huff as she shimmies off his undergarments & hikes up his tunic ( tucking it into his lindy belt to keep it out of the way . ) his cock springs up to attention — already rock hard & aching to be pleased. ray wastes no time as he take himself into his hand & strokes — fast & aggressively as his other hand enters his mouth to suck off their blood . he moans , his tongue swirling between his fingers to get every last drop . when he runs out he runs off the blood that still lingers on his face & clothes to get more .

ray presses his upper back against the tree as he arches himself — his hips now in the air thrusting into his hand as he strokes . he barly opens his eyes . he rather them closed to picture them . bloody & beaten with that determined expression . ah . so cute . & that one curl that lingers in front of their face … not to mention how soft their body feels against his when he slams down into them, flesh smacking against one another harshly until they cry …!

“ nugh — lyric ! ” he cries out , barely through his fingers . he would not dare to miss a single bit of them . no , never . “ fuck — fuck fuck … m-more …” he bites his glove & slides if off of his hand , spitting it out to the side . he spits & reaches behind to enter himself — again , aggressively he fingers himself not bothering to warm himself up . why bother he wants to feel ravished . ray bites his scarf as he thrusts into his hand in opposite time with his fingers . his legs shiver , muscles strained & starting to burn trying to keep up the pace .

his growls become more animalistic — he can still taste lyric’s blood on his scarf mixed with fibers … it’s enough as his brows furrowed as he finally feels that explosion coming near . just a bit —! just a bit more !

ray’s body jolts as that electrical spark shatters him , his mouth a gape as he screams out their name for no one but the trees to hear! his cum splatters out onto his stomach as he slows down his hand until he finally stops … his body gives out & he slumps down into the grass , panting. lazily he looks down at himself … blood & cum . how delicious . rays lips purse together as he debates … sampling this mixture but decides he’s wasted enough time . he should really get back to lyric …

maybe … maybe after one more round ?

[anonymouslylovesyou]

Season 2 episode 8 Season Finale babyy @whoblewboobear

At least ppl know they are missing

OH SHIT SHES BLEEDING

I know that Kate would hate the princess carry if she was conscious

Anthony buddy head would always look worse than they are she will probably be ok

Penelope sneak out to see Eloise

Theo and Eloise making up!

The Queen is missing Whistedown

COLIN BE NICE TO WILL DAMN IT HES TRYING TO HELP YOU

Noo Jack is leaning in for a kiss gross, kiss averted

Edwinda!! She must feel so bad this happened while they were fighting

SHES AWAKE AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY ASKED ABOUT ANTHONY CRINGE

I forgive her she's in love I guess

Violet is such a trooper for her dumbass children

Oh my god fully if my mom gave me an apology like this I'd die in my sleep the next night

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Ok boys break bc I'm eepy and emotional putting this bad boy in drafts hopefully I remember it exists

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Good news did remember about this draft

Do not be rude to the tailor Eloise I mean it

MEETING PENELOPE OUTSIDE

Oo baby Eloise is heartbroken

OH NO A LARGE DONATION TO THE ACADEMY RIPP

Usually I don't care about that plotline but occasionally it fucking gets me

Straight to the Kate plotline! We're moving so fast

Not "was there something else my lord"

TO ASK HER TO MARRY YOU

TELL HER YOU LOVE HER. SAY THE EORDS I LOVE YOU

Eloise and Theo having another investigation date

RIP MOVED AWAY FROM THE KISS

And he's being mean about the breakup yikes fuck off asshole, I don't know that I mean that I liked Theo but also Eloise is literally doing her best

Edwinda and Kate relearning each other <3

Eloise sitting on that swing again where she was smoking

Oo Eloise knew that Anthony bought that seat

Oo Gregory we never see the younger Bridgertons

Violet eavesdropping <3

Kate's mom is calling her out for running away

Oo and it immediately makes her cry she has some blocked up emotions baby

Kate darling his ass did not ask you out of duty you're so stupid <3 fully your sister couldn't marry him *because* he loved you and not her

Aww Eloises family supporting herr

Eloise: Thank you for protecting me you're a true friend

Penelope: slowly dying of guilt

Oh shit Eloise is starting to put the pieces together

KATE AND HER SISTER DANCING

Oo interesting strat Colin with getting Cressidas necklaces

OH NO COLIN FOUND OUT but he's so sweet being protective of Penelope

AA THEY'RE DANCING

Anthony swooped in so fucking fast

NOT ONE LAST TIME

Also its so funny bitches never have to wait for a song to start one always starts at the perfect time

Damn everyone is staring

"No one else matters" truly the Bridgertons specifically are living inside a romcom

Crazy that's she's still lying to herself about going back to India babe he's crazy about you

ELOISE ARE YOU SERIOUS BUT ALSO OH NO WHAT A TRULY TEERIBLE TIMING FOR HER TO FIND OUT THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS COOKED

NOOOOOO MANN

I know that Penelope marries Colin so her and Eloise have to make up at some point

Go off Portia! She said we Scheme for the entire family or we don't scheme at all.

Oh no she's looking for Eloise AND COLIN SAID HE'D NEVER COURT HER

Bad day for Penelope overall

OH HE SAID I LOVE YOU JUST AS I TOLD HIM TO

And he thought he was bad at poetry

Damn who is going to promise to vex me everyday?

Lady Whistedown voice over is now Penelope!!

COLIN BROUGHT PROSPERITY TO WILLS BAR LETS GO

Oh no not both Eloise and Penelope crying!

Penelope writing a new issue :O

And Lady Whistedown voice over is back

Timeskip they are married

God Kate's hair is soo pretty

Daphne for sure knows from experience that they were busy fucking

Babes stop making out on the battlefield, fully your siblings are here