#rip bozo jedi
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you know it, i know it, your pet rock knows it, your kyber crystal knows it, we all know it.
#jedi critical#pro sith#anti jedi#star wars#star wars tag#star wars meta#the acolyte#renew the acolyte#fuck the jedi#in offense of the jedi#fuck jedi stans#the jedi had it coming#from my point of view the jedi are evil#proud sith#star wars the acolyte#star wars discourse#star wars critical#george lucas critical#pro differing interpretations#pro differing points of view#the jedi did everything wrong and then covered it up#the jedi were lowkey catholic fucking psychos#the jedi were colonizers#the jedi were full of shit#the jedi deserved it#rip bozo jedi#the jedi are evangelical thought police cosplaying peace-loving monks#at least a sith’ll encourage you to stand up for yourself and be your own autonomous empowered self
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“a JEdi, hE SaYs. LiKe HiS fATHeR BefOre hiM¡”
He said, with an air of sneering condescension and nasal, powerless, furiously petulant self pitying indignity.
Pfffft.
Then FALL, Sidious!
Shit in hell! Asshole!
This was the most complete gif of the scene I could find.
I like to think the 144p PotatoVision resolution adds to the quality of this post.
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#my poor attempt at a joke#star wars#palpatine#gifs#they killed him#this kills the man#he died#completely#explosions#return of the jedi#then fall Caesar#then fall Sidious#shitpost#this sounded funnier in my head#emperor palpatine#darth sidious#darth vader#oops#rip bozo#shit in hell#piffle#lightning#electrocution#what would happen if everyone farted at once#inside joke#don’t ask#die in ignorance#die in a hole
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The Jedi are the same fucking thing as the Priests in the residential schools who snatched up indigenous babies and erased their culture and personhood. RIP. Fucking. Bozo.
Idk why people always think that Anakin would still a Jedi if he hadn’t fell. Like it’s pretty oblivious in both Aotc and Rots that he wanted to leave the order, also why would he let the Jedi take Luke and Leia from him and Padme?! Anakin and Padme would NEVER give their children to Jedi!!! They wanted to RAISE them together in naboo or everyone just forget that??!!
I think people really forget or erase the characters personality and will( especially from Skywalker family)just to exalt the Jedi order. Because for some reason they believe the Jedi are a “found family”, the people that TAKE you from your family when you still a baby/child can’t be your found family, because you don’t had the choice…at all!!!
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