#rip achael the wise

[xiahoumiaocai]

Just downloaded CK2 a couple days ago because it was free on steam. Of course, I play as William the Conqueror for my first game because who wouldn't. Except, because I don't know how to board a goddamn ship, Harald Hardrada ends up conquering England before me. So I marry my favourite daughter to one of the princes of Rus to make allies and he... lops off her head. After all my sons revolt against me because of my couple bastards, I decide to make alliances with the duchies to create a false claim for France and legitimise my youngest bastard Achael. Then I die when he's an infant. More rebellions. But Achael eventually acquires some sick traits, stacks up cash, obliterates in the crusades and returns to conquer all of France. Elite.

Oh and his mother is the daughter of the guy who succeeds Harald Hardrada so I have a claim to England too. After making 19 kids (one of those with a bastard daughter I didn't realise was my bastard daughter until wayyy too late), I decide it's time to finally fulfil my father's historical legacy and conquer England. Mind you, its 1141... A full 75 years since I was supposed to. And as I finally cross the channel and set foot in England to conquer it... Guess what. I get killed in the first duel. My heirs all have clubfoot and lisps so fuck that.

Where's that ROTK mod at?