#rin is having tea with: zuri ❤️

[zhongrin]

This your man and his assistant?

i- uh..... i guess?? that's an extremely weird portrait of them though- oh my god now i won't be able to get the image of buff!sucrose from my head..... zuri.... what have you done.....

[zhongrin]

Does Zhongli morph into a more draconic form in the winter? You know, for better cuddling and keeping you warm especially if his tail wraps around you 😳

The weather is getting colder here and I really need someone warm to keep me comfortable 💔

(preferably a *cough* Snezhnayan ginger *cough*)

gASP yes please i am so weak against the cold (although apparently according to my friend i'm a warm heater) i need his draconic form to keep me warm hsdksjld

what if the reason he morphs is bc he's weak against the cold too tho??? so he just feels sluggish & lethargic at home and decides to revert to the form that he's most comfortable with?? hsdlfjslkdf yk what i will be his blanket. who cares if i'm cold when my hubby is warm and purring within my arms-

childe is such a cuddlebug normally and it gets worse when the air is colder than usual. he can make all the excuses and whine all he wants about being cold and needing more cuddles but we all know he grew up in snezhnaya and therefore has a much higher tolerance to cold than normal >:(( 

and yet still he insists to latch onto you like a live bear coat as you go about your day. you can't really complain though. he's like a heatpack. if a heatpack gives you kisses every five minutes. an added benefit, imo

[zhongrin]

Everytime I see Zhongli I think of you <3

(I don't know who the artist is sadly since I found it randomly on Pinterest)

idk what he's saying but he looks like he's ready to punish us and i'm all for it give me give me give me pls

give me

g i v e-

[zhongrin]

This post practically screams Zhongrin 🤌

part of me i screaming bc fuck that was hot

but another part of me is like

zhongli

zhongli why

corsets are expensive you fuck-

[zhongrin]

You: hey Zhongli, wanna see a trick?

Zhongli: *smiles* of course

You: *gets on your knees in front of him*

Zhongli: pardon-

You: *hugs his thighs with your face in his stomach*

Zhongli: *instant forbidden hardness*

feeling very attacked rn zuri why would you expose me like this /j

this is totally me i would koala-hug this man all day if i could hhhhhhhh

you: would you like a treat next :)

zhongli: *gently sweeps your hair out of your face with his fingers* i would like that very much, sweetheart.

[zhongrin]

He's practicing for tonight

yes for the stretching routine before our nightly prayer to the holy barbatos in the name of celestia and of the archons and of the holy wind spirit of mondstadt amen 🙏🏻🛐

[zhongrin]

Alhaitham x Meirin is basically grumpy x sunshine and you CANNOT convince me that that isn't the cutest thing ever

it's the grumpy x sunshine trope for most days.... except when that time of the month comes by. then it becomes grumpy x grumpy lmaooooo

[zhongrin]

😳👉👈

i am so unwell i am so unwell i am so unwell how fucking dare he looks like that with his pretty eyes and kissable lips and slender fingers and tiny lil waist i wanna wrap my legs around archons above how can i stay sane when zhongli exists and look like a whole ass meal sent from celestia itself-

[zhongrin]

Behold, my first ever drawn Zhongli

(just joining the maid outfit Zhongli stuff except I got lazy and didn't draw the pose)

ZURI OMG

imma squish him. imma smoosh his cheeks and kiss him on the mouth.

HE LOOKS SO BASHFUL I AM WEAK HELP

[zhongrin]

I haven't read all the posts but why are there alhaitham's milkers in ur asks

What happened to Zhongli :(

that's just my friend psy being thirsty over her husband don't mind her

if you scroll down more you'll find zhongli's milkers (+ the zhongdong™️) too don't worry friend zhongli (and his milkers) still reigns supreme in this blog i was just, uh, distracted. yes. distracted. :D

[zhongrin]

I bring another delivery

hnggghsdjhfksdjhfkjsdjkfkjhsdf

ok hear me out i have actually seen this art before, but now i am thinking about how vampire!zhongli would be so fascinated by my wrist and palm, with the way my blood veins are visible on those parts - especially after a shower.... him giving kisses trailing the inner side of my wrist up to my palm while our fingers are intertwined together... aaaaaaaaaaaaaa screaming giggling kicking my feet-

[zhongrin]

Ahem

(you were the first person who came to mind lol)

oh my would you look at that i am wearing an off-shoulder shirt and my hair is pinned up in a messy bun haha oh no my neck is so bare and exposed haha it's like i'm serving myself on a silver platter for hungry vampires out there haha-

[zhongrin]

To summon you, the pentagram would be

1. Zhongli's tie

2. Zhongli's belt

3. Zhongli's hairtie

4. Zhongli's eye makeup

5. Zhongli himself sitting in the middle of it XD

hlajdklajsdkjak my room is going to turn into a zhongli shrine at this point. where are all these zhonglis gonna sleep i probably have like five of them now help-

oh nice does that mean his belt is already off so i can just get on my knees and-