#rin is having tea with: zuri ❤️

[zhongrin]

This your man and his assistant?

i- uh..... i guess?? that's an extremely weird portrait of them though- oh my god now i won't be able to get the image of buff!sucrose from my head..... zuri.... what have you done.....

[zhongrin]

KOHHHH ZHONGLIIIIIII MANJAIN AKU KOHHHHH ᰔᩚ ᰔᩚ ᰔᩚ /smacked

(i just woke up and saw this and this immediately made me swoon and grin so wide bye)

I just realized we all technically have the power to ask any questions on this site, and I never got to doing it. So....

[Points S.E.E.S evoker at you]

Who are the fictional characters you ship your mutuals to? Doesn't have to be necessarily their self-ship. I am deadass curious. Spill the tea, Imbibitor's lover—

We can lower that down, brynn- no need to get all aggressive now-

*cough* ANYWAY!

I'll list them down below, and if they're not accurate or you're actually gonna fight them rather than making out with the characters that i chose then yeah, that is probably my plan 😀 /silly

Oh and! I'll mostly be using genshin and hsr characters because yeah-

@beloved-brynn -> heizou and ratio. NGL, YOU + HEIZOU, OR YOU + RATIO, OR EVEN THE THREE OF YOU WOULD TOTALLY BE SO FUNNY AND CHAOTIC 😭☝️ they can counter your wild statements while also being the (somewhat) saner one but could also say smth wild as well. I could see you and one of em (possibly ratio) be like "oh yeah, the other day, i was eating my lunch while watching that gorey movie-" "what." "yeah, i was hungry at that time, so like why not yk-" (this is based on my real experience guys, guess which dialogue is me lmao)

@meimeimeirin -> hmmmm, koh zhongli maybe? Okay, let me tell you the reason why... it's simply because she NEEDS someone who can pamper her! I don't know where that conclusion came from, but yeah. Anyway, if we're talking about other characters, then i think welt, or even zayne from lnd could fit. Basically: "I need someone older, just a little bit colder." lmao (oh, mochi, did this conclusion came up because you know rin's the youngest in her family and now you ship her with men older (and more experienced) than her? whaatt... ofc not, haha-)

@leftdestiny-posts -> absolutely cannot see them with anyone other than dottore. Cute and kind but is secretly crazy "i want to watch the world burn" x The human version of the word 'crazy' "as you wish, my love" would be their dynamic, i suppose...? WAIT OH! I can actually see shiro with ayato or maybe sunday! I bet they would like such a cute, innocent-looking darling to control, but then they would get so surprised and maybe super interested into trying to control the darling despite how crazy the darling actually is- (shiro ily, if ur crazy then we can be crazy together 💐)

@navxry -> arlechinno, and maybe black swan. Yeah, that's it. No explanation needed.

@jessamine-rose -> hmmm, would it be weird if i say capitano? I don't know why or how did i get to that conclusion, but yeah. And maybe blade? IDK WHY I'M PARTNERING HER WITH CRAY CRAY MEN- SORRY JESS, I (subconsciously) THINK YOU CAN LIKE CALM THEM OR SMTH AJFIAWOF-

@stardust-for-your-soul -> funnily enough, i can see her with aventurine. They'll say sweet words that probably have a double meaning and also probably have a teeny tiny bit (maybe a lot lmao) of 'enemies to lovers' moment. (wow, cherry, your new bf is a gambler- /smack). But anyway, i could also see her be with march 7th who is so bubbly and sweet, and i'd think cherry would love to tease march hehe

@teabutmakeitazure -> ACTUALLY NGL DAN HENG????? He would listen to her ramblings and also help her write her fics. It just sounds so cute in my opinion lol. Other than dan heng (who is obviously the best choice), zuri would probably look into red flag charas, like... yeah, aventurine- but still tho, dan heng! But i get what zuri is thinking tho, red is such a sexy color- /smack

@harmonysanreads -> ngl alhaitham or kaeya would be cute if paired up with her! Idk where did kaeya come from, but when i thought about it, instantly "cute!". I think, harmony has this really 'weird' calming aura that could make those two charas just fell in love with how comfortamble she can make them feel. BUT LIKE IDK THO-

@fishanonishere -> Albedo...... i think? Fish, i know what you are- i mean like as in how chaotic and just how 'what in the world is this person thinking???' you are. With how calming and 'would jump into any interesting topic' he is, i think fish and him could be such a cute duo. Fish's ramblings and their drawings are some of the things that make him really interested in fish

[zhongrin]

Everytime I see Zhongli I think of you <3

(I don't know who the artist is sadly since I found it randomly on Pinterest)

idk what he's saying but he looks like he's ready to punish us and i'm all for it give me give me give me pls

give me

g i v e-

[zhongrin]

This post practically screams Zhongrin 🤌

part of me i screaming bc fuck that was hot

but another part of me is like

zhongli

zhongli why

corsets are expensive you fuck-

[zhongrin]

You: hey Zhongli, wanna see a trick?

Zhongli: *smiles* of course

You: *gets on your knees in front of him*

Zhongli: pardon-

You: *hugs his thighs with your face in his stomach*

Zhongli: *instant forbidden hardness*

feeling very attacked rn zuri why would you expose me like this /j

this is totally me i would koala-hug this man all day if i could hhhhhhhh

you: would you like a treat next :)

zhongli: *gently sweeps your hair out of your face with his fingers* i would like that very much, sweetheart.

[zhongrin]

He's practicing for tonight

yes for the stretching routine before our nightly prayer to the holy barbatos in the name of celestia and of the archons and of the holy wind spirit of mondstadt amen 🙏🏻🛐

[zhongrin]

Alhaitham x Meirin is basically grumpy x sunshine and you CANNOT convince me that that isn't the cutest thing ever

it's the grumpy x sunshine trope for most days.... except when that time of the month comes by. then it becomes grumpy x grumpy lmaooooo

[zhongrin]

😳👉👈

i am so unwell i am so unwell i am so unwell how fucking dare he looks like that with his pretty eyes and kissable lips and slender fingers and tiny lil waist i wanna wrap my legs around archons above how can i stay sane when zhongli exists and look like a whole ass meal sent from celestia itself-

[zhongrin]

Behold, my first ever drawn Zhongli

(just joining the maid outfit Zhongli stuff except I got lazy and didn't draw the pose)

ZURI OMG

imma squish him. imma smoosh his cheeks and kiss him on the mouth.

HE LOOKS SO BASHFUL I AM WEAK HELP

[zhongrin]

I haven't read all the posts but why are there alhaitham's milkers in ur asks

What happened to Zhongli :(

that's just my friend psy being thirsty over her husband don't mind her

if you scroll down more you'll find zhongli's milkers (+ the zhongdong™️) too don't worry friend zhongli (and his milkers) still reigns supreme in this blog i was just, uh, distracted. yes. distracted. :D

[zhongrin]

I bring another delivery

hnggghsdjhfksdjhfkjsdjkfkjhsdf

ok hear me out i have actually seen this art before, but now i am thinking about how vampire!zhongli would be so fascinated by my wrist and palm, with the way my blood veins are visible on those parts - especially after a shower.... him giving kisses trailing the inner side of my wrist up to my palm while our fingers are intertwined together... aaaaaaaaaaaaaa screaming giggling kicking my feet-

[zhongrin]

To summon you, the pentagram would be

1. Zhongli's tie

2. Zhongli's belt

3. Zhongli's hairtie

4. Zhongli's eye makeup

5. Zhongli himself sitting in the middle of it XD

hlajdklajsdkjak my room is going to turn into a zhongli shrine at this point. where are all these zhonglis gonna sleep i probably have like five of them now help-

oh nice does that mean his belt is already off so i can just get on my knees and-

[zhongrin]

Does Zhongli morph into a more draconic form in the winter? You know, for better cuddling and keeping you warm especially if his tail wraps around you 😳

The weather is getting colder here and I really need someone warm to keep me comfortable 💔

(preferably a *cough* Snezhnayan ginger *cough*)

gASP yes please i am so weak against the cold (although apparently according to my friend i'm a warm heater) i need his draconic form to keep me warm hsdksjld

what if the reason he morphs is bc he's weak against the cold too tho??? so he just feels sluggish & lethargic at home and decides to revert to the form that he's most comfortable with?? hsdlfjslkdf yk what i will be his blanket. who cares if i'm cold when my hubby is warm and purring within my arms-

childe is such a cuddlebug normally and it gets worse when the air is colder than usual. he can make all the excuses and whine all he wants about being cold and needing more cuddles but we all know he grew up in snezhnaya and therefore has a much higher tolerance to cold than normal >:(( 

and yet still he insists to latch onto you like a live bear coat as you go about your day. you can't really complain though. he's like a heatpack. if a heatpack gives you kisses every five minutes. an added benefit, imo

[zhongrin]

Ahem

(you were the first person who came to mind lol)

oh my would you look at that i am wearing an off-shoulder shirt and my hair is pinned up in a messy bun haha oh no my neck is so bare and exposed haha it's like i'm serving myself on a silver platter for hungry vampires out there haha-