#ridiculous werebunny!Stiles headcanons

[sinenominea]

“When Stiles was blackmailed by Theo, not only did he do everything that Theo asked him, but he had NO PLAN to stop Theo or the Dread Doctors, sabotaged the investigation, and when push came to shove, sold his best friend out to death in order to protect his father” so you mad ‘cause Stiles prioritized his own father over your precious fictional stand-in Scott McCall and no one gave an utter crap when your precious fictional stand-in Scott McCall died in S5 @princeescaluswords? We been knew 🙃

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Nomi:

It’s so funny how to PEW it’s okay for Scott to put his mom (and Allison) above everyone else, even when it means lying and using Derek to attempt to murder an old man, but when Stiles cares about his dad he’s a horrible friend.

Also. I just. Can someone explain blackmail to PEW? “not only did he do everything that Theo asked him, but he had no plan to stop Theo or the Dread Doctors” well yeah, because he was being blackmailed and his fear made him think the alternative (Theo telling everyone about Donovan) would be worse. It also wasn’t Stiles’ responsibility to stop anyone.

But see this is like trying to have two conversations at once and it hurts my head, because PEW is complaining about what happened in canon and at the same time implying if Stiles in canon were the Stiles from whatever specific fanfictions PEW has read that he hates where Stiles figured out all the things and saved everyone, then canon Stiles should have been able to save everyone too. Because PEW can’t tell canon and fanon apart. He can’t get it through his annoyingly thick skull that what people write or headcanon doesn’t have to correlate with canon at all. If I want to headcanon that Stiles is a genius werebunny who has been hiding his secret bunny powers and works with the CIA on the weekends and also keeps a stash of carrots in his basement through the entire show, I can, even if it makes absolutely zero sense and the only enjoyment I get from it is imagining Dylan O’Brien with bunny ears and tail.