#riddletober

[iloveriddles]

Sick of logic puzzles/logic “riddles” tainting the good riddle name. I find them all so boring. Almost every single one boils down to the same thing, and they lack any artistic display. Here; I’ll make one right now. This is every YouTube “riddle” in a nutshell.

“There are 7 men that go surfing. One ginger, one brunet, one blond, one with dyed purple hair, one with curly dyed hair, one with no hair, one with Arthritis, and one with a Mohawk. The lights go off, and when they come back on all 17 of the town’s missing children are dead on one guy’s surfboard. The police show up, and demand that they give alibis.

‘I was at the movies!!!’ States the bald man.

‘I was surfing,’ adds the brunet.

‘I was asleep!’ swears the ginger.

‘I was at the store.’ promises the blond

‘I was also at the movies with baldie,’ assures the mowhawk guy.

‘I was at the beach.’ confirms purple haired guy.

‘I was with the brunet.’ the curly haired man claims.

Despite their alibis, one of them is guilty. Before the police figure it out, they need to determine how much hair each man has on his head because… uhhh…

I HAVE TO SHOEHORN IN UNNECESSARY MATH, OKAY?!? GOD. YOU’RE SUCH A LITTLE GERB

On the dead body of one of the children, there is a message in their hand. Written in blood on a small sticky note, they say who the murderer is.

“It was the man with a number of hairs that is a prime number. He had hair…”

The police ask all the men how many hairs they have. The men acquiesce, and hesitantly tell them… with a catch. The true number of their hairs will only be discovered if you count how many chips each of their surfboards have, then take that number and multiply it by the respective surfboard’s scratches and chips to its owner’s number of hairs, then divide that by 3.7. The man with the remaining number of hairs closest to a prime number is the killer. The brunet has 16783 hairs, the blond has 20628 hairs. The bald man has… take a guess. The ginger guy has 15680 hairs, and the curly haired guy has 26272 hairs. The Mohawk guy has 40037 hairs.

You have three seconds to solve it; if you want to live, that is… pause if you need time because you Are so SLOW. unpause if you’re STUPID and an IDIOT that NEEDS PEOPLE TO SOLVE RIDDLES FOR THEM. DROOLING LITTLE INFANT.

Answer: LEAVE YOUR ANSWER IN THE COMMENTS 🤪”

[ribbonreaper]

The First Riddle of October!

Context: I’ve decided to make October a fun little game month. Every day i will post a couple word that are deciphered or the solution of a riddle or something. Together, they will make a (couple) sentences. If you want a hint for any of the ciphers or riddles, talk to me.

Today’s Riddle:

23 8 25 4 15 5 19

Good Luck!

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Riddletober Day 4: Shadows

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/El0pamR

by AstraLowelle

And so, at precisely half-past ten, he mounts the stairs and makes his way up, following the music.

Words: 1291, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of Riddletober, Part 20 of A Million Little Ways

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Bruce Wayne, Edward Nygma, Alfred Pennyworth

Relationships: Edward Nygma & Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne

Additional Tags: Bruce Wayne Tries, Good Parent Alfred Pennyworth, Alfred Pennyworth Knows, Reformed Edward Nygma, Music

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/El0pamR

[reine-du-sourire]

“Brucie’s jealous,” Edward preens. He flourishes his own piping bag. “You’d think he never had to make a perfect frosting swirl before.”

[iloveriddles]

“Ughhhhh, riddles.” “riddles suck”

RIDDLES are OLDER THAN YOU. They’re OLDER than JESUS by TWO-THOUSAND YEARS. They’re OLDER than EVERY MODERN RELIGION. They’re not going ANYWHERE!!! SUCK IT UP!!! Riddles have survived wars. They’ve survived religions collapsing, they were here when Polaris wasn’t even the North Star. They’ve changed, they’ve evolved, but they HAVE NOT gone ANYWHERE. And they won’t!!! Everyone will remember riddles. Everyone knows riddles, but they will all forget you. I SPIT on you. Like it or not, riddles will LONG OUTLIVE us ALL. You hate riddles? Well, riddles DON’T CARE that you exist. KISS the ground I walk on.

[iloveriddles]

Top 15 dangerous questions

[iloveriddles]

You say you “love me”, I say “you CRAZY”.😡

We’re nothing more than FRIENDS. ❌

[iloveriddles]

I am the proof at its most firm

Trip on me, your fall will burn

My first word, a trick of deceit

the next, a labyrinth’s fabled seat

[iloveriddles]

It knows no shame when it’s at its strongest

Some mask it, others use it

You tend to forget it ‘til you’re in it

Without it, you gain nothing 💔💔💔

[iloveriddles]

On the grind

[iloveriddles]

[iloveriddles]

‘Til my LAST BREATH

[iloveriddles]

Associated with a season,

Popular, and for good reason

It’s not a bug but it squash

It shares its color with a flame

It’s not an eye, but it’s known to have a patch

Riddle me this; what is its name?

[iloveriddles]

What is flaky, but cannot be invited?

And has a lifespan not too long

With one last question, I end this riddle wholly:

How can something so heavy fall so slowly?

[iloveriddles]

With all of it’s a-hackin, you’d think it needed an inhaler

To most, one size fits all. it’s the couture of a skillful tailor!

When it has legs, it simply can’t walk

When it has a mouth and lungs, it can’t breath or talk

Sometimes it has neither,

It could be a piñata, if psychologically you snapped

It’s a gift box you’d never want to see unwrapped!

[iloveriddles]

You can right it, but you can’t wrong it

An end is often marked when you’re on it

Play it, but it’s not a game

Take it, but it’s not a blame

Post it, this for sure is to stick

Riddle me this;

What is it?