#rfv1m

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Tl;dr for all interested: Wife was bringing baby Vriska to OP's daycare. OP mentioned Homestuck. Wife has no idea what OP was talking about. Turns out husband had convinced the wife that it was astrology related, an interest of the wife's. Husband probably had a hard on for Vriska. Wife moves out and changes baby's name to Artemis.

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don't worry i checked their twitter it's a bit

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and they still throw a tantrum when people from the us say kroger and don't add a footnote to clarify that it's a grocery store

thinking that mr. brightside, a usamerican song by a usamerican band which is one of the most popular songs of the last 30 years, is something that is only popular among brits is funny enough on its own but to say sweet caroline, a song by usamerican icon neil diamond about *caroline kennedy* which is a mainstay of boston sports specifically and usamerican events across the country generally, is also a song only brits know is just hysterical you’ll have to drag me off the internet by my fucking toenails i love it here