#rewatching boondock saints btw

[fbfh]

thinking about getting rescued by Connor and Murphy Macmanus. you're making ends meet, living in a shitty apartment in boston when some jackass in the russian mob decides that extorting your landlord isn't enough anymore. you come home to find huge, scary thugs roaming the halls of your building, banging on doors and demanding money. they try to shake you down, but you... you're not going to give up, and you're certainly not going to let them win without a fight. thankfully, god doesn't hate you quite as much as you worried he might, because you live in the same building as Rocco's girl. she sees what's happening out there and makes a call. the russian mob doesn't find your plucky attitude as endearing as you'd hoped, and you're about to pass out when two mysterious figures burst in, shooting up every gangster in the place. they get closer to you, muttering something to each other you can't make out, and one of them gently picks you up before everything goes black.

you wake up hours later just before dawn in... the shittiest, crustiest apartment you've ever seen. you're still a little out of it, and two guys - who you can only assume are the same ones from before - crouch next to you, speaking in gentle voices and comforting irish accents.

"You're alright sweetheart." the first one says. you think he's the one who carried you out.

"You're safe here." the other adds.

"Those assholes got you pretty good-"

"Put up one hell of a fight though," the second one chuckles, earning a smack on the back of the head from the first.

"Just try to get some more rest, and we'll check on you soon."

you try to agree, but you're exhausted and out like a light before you know it, managing a "hmmmf" in response before you pass back out.

you wake up properly a few hours later, and it takes you a few moments to orient yourself, to realize you're not in this apartment because of a drunken one night stand. you stretch stiffly, still achy and sore from the fight, and stand up to quietly look around. the apartment is empty, but it's worse than you thought it would be. this place is... a dump. a bachelor owned dump, based on the comical lack of furniture or decorations. you don't know what you're supposed to do until those guys get back, but you don't... not trust them. not yet, anyway. so you tidy up a little. you throw out the trash and wipe down the counters and tables. you spray a little lemon cleaner on the windows and make their beds. you find a pile of pillows and blankets on the ground, and realize they slept in the other room so you wouldn't be uncomfortable.

when Connor and Murphy return in their bathrobes pajama pants and work boots, hang their rosaries up on the nails by the door, and set down the breakfast foods and ingredients they just got from the corner store, they pause. something feels... different. there aren't any coffee rings in the kitchen, or tumbled piles of beer caps from their numerous contests seeing who can make the highest stack. things smell fresher, feel... nicer. you walk into the kitchen, hanging up a fresh dish towel over the oven rack when you notice they're back. you startle a little, and they both smile.

"Oh!" you exclaim, "Sorry... I didn't know when you guys would be back, so I just tidied up a little. I hope you don't mind." you say, almost sheepishly. they share a look, then turn their attention back to you.

"You did all this?" asks Connor, then he nudges Murphy. "We got ourselves a regular snow white."

Murphy laughs, looking at your handiwork.

"I didn't know it was possible." He says back to his brother. "The kitchen floor is white. Did you know the kitchen floor was supposed to be white?"

The Macmanus brothers like you. they find you sweet, and charming. they want to protect you and keep you safe from the scum in this city. since your apartment building is still a mess and crawling with members of the russian mob, you let them convince you to stay for a few days. of course it doesn't end up being just a few days, and no matter what a rough day they have cleaning up the city, they're always excited to get home, flop down on the couch (the one you got them, and the only thing tying the interior look of their apartment together) crack open a couple cold beers, and spend the night with their best girl.

[deathvalleyqueen]

I think my most recent netflix watching says so much about me as a person...

One...even my netflix knows i love JDM so they give me NEGAN DADDY for the freaking poster...

And my baby Jax... and my boys of SOA doing a rewatch of both my shows.

Arrested Development...as that is some funny stuff right there. Also Lucille...she is Queen.

Some indie film...because thats how i roll... i did finish it but idk why it didnt take it off my list. I do a couple indie movies a month to make myself feel young and hip...

But on to something neither young nor hip...unless its a broken hip maybe..

The great british baking show...

It is the most amazing show on the planet... i also learned so much about baking...and British baking at that because it is diffrent that American bakes btw.

Great British Menu... to prepare for the day I am the future Mrs. Hiddleston and i have to cook for his very british self... j/k... i reallt just enjoy cooking shows...

Also...

I am always rewatching Santa Clarita Diet , Deadwood and Justified (on Amazon) for this handsome man....

So....yup that really sums me up....like as a person.

I really love TWD and SOA...i love witty comedy and really strange indie movies...i am foodie at heart and I have a like 12 year long crush on a man i rarely talk about but it is probably a bigger crush than my one on tom hiddleston or JDM...just being honest... because i have seen i would 70% of films and TV...and most of his shows more than once...deadwood i have watched the series probably 10+ times.. i own the dvds....its a thing...i am the deadwood pusher...if i had watched boondock saints recently nothing better would have able to sum up my life...

[darkkylos]

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Yeeees, Boondock Saints is usually what makes my Amazon Prime worth it, idk how much I've watched it there already. Can't believe he's gonna be in Death Note and Justice League soon.

(You see John Wick tho? He's there too, but the movie overall is absolutes grade-A awesome)

that movie is absolute gold, i've been meaning to rewatch it for a while. i was ???? at death note bc it's one of my favourite animes and i hate when hollywood touches anime (don't even get me started on the new naruto live action movie). but i'm very much looking forward to justice league, i'm a huge dc fan <3 no, i haven't, i should check it out! btw back to colin, i watched phone booth yesterday and that movie is a masterpiece. it's so good, i had to rewatch it right away. it's my favourite colin movie so far.