#revenge for the nicknames

[blood-starved-beast]

Do you think Nemesis fantasizes about being the Knight to Melinoe's Princess and being quest-given to fight Chronos for her or something. Then she sees Melinoe out on the Run somewhere covered in blood and bruises and such and it fills her with unfathomable rage.

[kazutora-kurokawa]

TokRev x Insecure!Reader

♡ SFW->NSFW, fem reader, fluff, praise, reader is nervous of intimacy because of her body, oral->fem receiving, mirror sex, riding, breeding kink ♡

Characters: Baji, Kakucho, Takemichi, Sanzu

note: requested by @my-13-reason-why 🩵

edit: added Sanzu

❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀

Baji

🔥 Laughs when you tell him you're insecure about your body because HOW??? WHY???

🔥 In his opinion (which is the right opinion) you're the most beautiful woman he's ever met and some silly insecurities aren't gonna stop him from devouring you

🔥 Eats you out extra slow so he can fully appreciate your body

"You should really see yourself right now cutie, look so fucking perfect ♡"

Kakucho

🩷 Doesn't initiate anything because he's not in any rush, he can wait as long as you need

🩷 When he finds out that you've been hesitant to do stuff with him because of your body he almost loses his marbles

🩷 Decides to fuck you in front of a mirror so that you can see yourself from his perspective

"Don't look away darling, I want you to see how pretty you look for me~"

Takemichi

🍀 Cries because he thinks he caused you to be insecure about yourself

🍀 Showers you in praises because you're absolutely perfect in his eyes

🍀 Let's you ride him so you can set the pace and feel more comfortable

"S-slow down princess, want you to be on top of me for as long as possible~"

Sanzu

🌸 Understands how you feel because he's always been insecure about his scars

🌸 Reassures you that he loves every inch of you, even the parts you don't like

🌸 Breeds you all night to show that he loves you

"F-fuck angel, you look so damn good underneath me, so nice and full ♡"

❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀

Taglist

@arlerts-angel @i-literally-cant-with-this @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katkusuo @happy-trenchcoated-impala @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

So used to hearing Mikey's "ken chin" that "ken chan" just sounds weird now

[dzvelinaskebiyars]

Taiju with a reader who like calling him with long and sweet names like "Hello mysugarpunkincookiethatigetusuallyatsaturday" or like nicknames added together lolz

LMFAO I love this request!

At first he'd be so confused like...What the fuck was that? What did you just call him?! What the fuck is lovelycupcakewithstrawberryontop?! He'd just stare at you so lost and embarrassed like "....A what?!"

"My sugarysweetchocolate"

"...Who teached you those weird names?"

He got used to that as time went on ig but do NOT call him that in public because he genuinely gets embarrassed whenever you call him like that and IN PUBLIC?! He'd get angry ngl.

At home tho and in private, yes he'd be embarrassed and might look away but he'd be like grumpy cat while wrapping his arms around your body and pulling you in his embrace.

He didn't even know those kind of nicknames existed ngl.

[flying-cat]

People don't want character redemption they want a revenge plot from a story that was never supposed to be about revenge

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

[futuremrscameron]

jjpopecleo showed up and showed out this season so i still won

[toxooz]

I have a feeling one of the reasons why cowboy au Ollie is able to get away is because the sheriff of the town has a crush on him PFTT

(And cause cowboy au Ollie is way more willing to kill and not all that peaceful compared to his main Canon version but that's besides the point heheheh)

pffffft MAYBE maybe in one town he can finesse his way into getting away with anything bc of that lmao he's probably been called 'pretty boy' (derogatory) sO many damn times but yeah he did have his lil Villain arch esp when he was with Ramsuse he did all kinds of robbin killin stealin u name it

[defender-of-jouvente]

Aww, don't worry about your face. It looks like you just came back from a county fair - in a good way, of course...

You'll get your revenge on stardust at some point, don't fret your little fighting head~.

Y'really think so, random stranger on the internet?

Wait, star what now?

[secretwhumplair]

🐯 for os of your choice!

Thank you!

🐯 Roles are reversed (they are now the whumper), what do they do?

Oh. Hm. >:)

Cw for vague gore.

See, if Orafin still had his tongue, he could just sing the fucker apart from the inside out in an extremely excruciating fashion while keeping him alive the whole time. The black arts aren't feared in other kingdoms for nothing >:) His siblings could do it, of course, but that's neither the question nor would they rob Orafin of the opportunity for sweet sweet vengeance.

So a knife will have to do.

The good thing about it is that's something Elgar can share in.

He will die. Eventually.

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

If Waka called Senju the "Brahman Princess", I wonder how he called Shinichiro (and then Mikey in Kanto Manji)XD

I guess he called Mikey "the Problematic Kanto Brat" XD

Well we know Shin chan was used but with how much Wakasa seems to like teasing Shinichiro he must've had something more playful too. Maybe something to do with his love life?

[nezukoo-channn]

Anticleia calling Odysseus "Odysseus, my sunshine" in Book Eleven of Emily Wilson's translation of The Odyssey makes me cry.

[steakout-05]

fanon craig headcanons because i'm making another one of these despite the fact that i already made 2 (i have chimp brain and i forgot i made 2 already just ssshhhhh)

ok absurdly long title aside. new thoughts about my little scientist man have spawned into my head i need to write them down,,, most of this is projection and very self-indulgent (and very gay) but that's what we do here on this blog babeeyy B) (also i was kind of sleepy while writing this so please excuse any sloppy writing

general headcanons

Craig is on the aroace spectrum, specifically demisexual and demiromantic. throughout his life, he's never really felt the "need" to be interested in other people in any way. he'd never felt attraction to anyone, he'd never really thought about pursuing a relationship with anyone, and the idea of him dating anyone felt foreign and strange to him because he just couldn't see himself doing that, especially not with a random stranger he barely knew. stuff like blind dating confused him. "why would you want to spend your life with someone you barely even knew yet?" was a thought that crossed his mind a lot whenever the topic would come up. for a while, he even considered himself completely aroace because of never feeling attraction to anyone before... that was, until he became close friends with Barry. the build up was gradual, but because of Craig never having been interested in anyone before, he initially didn't really recognise it as attraction until the realisation that he like-liked Barry suddenly hit him like a bag of bricks one day. it was like an instant "ohhh so THAT'S what i'm feeling" moment, followed immediately by panic. he could never let Barry know how he really felt, until it of course accidentally slipped out one day and he was super embarrassed about it until Barry admitted he kinda felt the same way about him, much to his shock (and relief). since then, the two have been dating for a little over a couple of years and have gone through a LOT of adventures with each other, growing closer and closer with every outing.

he's also not really sure what type of person he's attracted to yet. he's guessing he's probably either gay or pan for the time being.

Craig, as i've described before in earlier posts, is on the autism spectrum and was diagnosed fairly young. he ended up being diagnosed with the outdated term 'Aspergers Syndrome', as he was diagnosed well before the removal of Aspergers from the DSM in 2013.

Craig is very introverted. he's not shy per se, but he easily gets overwhelmed and overstimulated when around a lot of people and needs more than a few business days to himself to recharge. Barry, on the other hand, is an extrovert, and so him and Craig's needs often conflict with one another, leading to the occasional boyfriend argument.

Craig has chronic back pain and Vitamin-D deficiency, like most scientists at Legitimate Research. he gets exhausted quite easily and sometimes experiences painful headaches, which makes quite a few of his adventures with Barry a lot more difficult for him.

Craig is partially blind in his right eye due to the explosion that happened in 'Level 2', which ended up with a scar forming down his cornea. Craig never really had the best eyesight to begin with, but due to this incident, he now needs to wear prescription glasses underneath his visor. Barry feels kinda guilty about partially causing this to happen, but Craig has assured him that he doesn't blame him for the explosion damaging his eye and that he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Craig is slightly taller than Barry, being 5''7. for reference, Barry is 5''5.

Craig is quite an ambitious and creative person, especially when he's highly emotional or focused, such as when he's doing anything related to his special interests. this made him a good friend and partner to Toni, who was also an ambitious and creative type, although Toni was quite impulsive and didn't exactly think through a lot of ideas until he was already finished developing and prototyping them. Craig was the anchor to his ship of creative endeavors, as he incorporated a lot more logic and practicality into his ideas.

backstory related stuff

Craig was a high-ranking scientist who worked at Legitimate Research around the same time as Toni and Peter Simpkins. he'd always had an affinity for science and mechanical engineering since he was young, as it was a pretty significant special interest for him. he would enter robotics and engineering classes and clubs during high school, and he eventually achieved so much academically that he ended up getting an invitation to fly overseas to study at a university in Australia, which was supposedly one of the most prestigious universities that offered many science and engineering-related courses (although oddly enough, it seemed to be funded by a "Legitimate Funding Co"). Craig had met Toni at university, the two studying in the same field together. they bonded over their common interests and creative ideas for machines and robots, and they often would spend hours throwing ideas around and developing what would later become some of Legitimate Research's weirder and wackier gadgets. Peter Simpkins was someone Craig met a lot later after getting his rank at LR, and while Craig wasn't as close with him as he was with Toni, he found his more upbeat, laidback and jovial personality to be quite endearing. oddly though, despite how upbeat Simpkins was, he was quite secretive about himself. Craig never really knew Simpkins that well before his untimely passing, which would happen only a few years later Craig and Toni became employees at LR.

when the news of Simpkins' death hit the high ranking scientists of Legitimate Research, it hit them hard. Toni was the most heartbroken and was utterly crushed with the guilt that something he had worked on directly resulted in the careless demise of his friend. not only that, but Toni had just been let go by the company within the same week following the failures of his experiments, which absolutely broke him. Craig, who was also grieving the loss of a fellow coworker, had attempted to provide some sort of comfort to Toni, trying to convince him that it wasn't completely his fault and that he'd never meant for it to happen, but it backfired incredibly badly, resulting in the grief-stricken scientist lashing out and breaking apart their friendship. Craig never saw or heard from Toni ever again since that day.

also: it's not exactly clear when and where Simpkins died canonically in Jetpack Joyride's story. it's said on the Legitimate Scientists' bio image that he died during the development of Mr. Cuddles, so it can be assumed he probably died when the 'Robot Bird' rock opera took place. Craig and Toni became scientists at Legitimate Research a few years before Barry discovered the laboratory, and everything went down a few weeks after Barry's first break-in.

i haven't fully crafted this part yet, but because of Simpkin's death and the incident pretty much breaking apart Craig's entire social circle, he decided to take leave and even considered resigning indefinitely. he felt as though the joy he'd once had for developing machinery had been fizzled out, and he was still just beginning to process everything that had happened. he'd planned to send out goodbye letters to his fellow coworkers, pack up everything he had brought over from university and stay back with his family throughout the grieving process.

this would never end up happening.

Professor Brains was overtaken by rage following the death of his closest friend, his decisions becoming much more rash, destructive and uncaring than before. much like Craig was an anchor to Toni, Simpkins was an anchor to Brains' more evil tendencies, and without him, he began to spiral into villainy. he developed a strict and harsh system of employment, having it be absolutely mandatory for every single non-clone employee to have their memories and names wiped, effectively brainwashing them and forcing them to be his slaves. Craig, unfortunately, happened to be one of the unlucky few to become a test subject to this system. almost every piece of identifying information about him was erased, including the memory of Toni, Simpkins' death and the aftermath (it was to prevent any free will from Craig), and he was booted down to being a regular blue-glove scientist (i like to think the gloves have meaning like the stripes) (they're like uniform colours and badges having separate meanings in star trek).

Craig's initial memory erasure lead to him developing an unhealthy habit of erasing any and all bad memories going forward as a sort of trauma response to something that was no longer accessible to his brain. the trauma imprinted on him before he could even process that he'd went through trauma at all, so now he just has this bad habit he can't remember the origin of.

potential story beats and headcanons related to that

i want Craig to have a character arc where he finally becomes more brave and action-oriented, standing up for himself more against the villains and even kicking ass in a few fights.

i also think a story where Craig becomes absolutely enraged at the sheer extent of Legitimate Research's unethical memory-wiping practises and how his life had practically been taken away from him with the promise of a good career doing something he'd love, by taking advantage of his gullible nature and eagerness to please authority. he and Barry hatch a plan to take over the entire establishment, free all the scientists and turn it into a sort of scientific haven for developing technology that would enhance the world, rather than technology made for evil.

with this revelation, Craig would go by two names, being his original one and the one Barry gave him, as he views the name Barry gave him as a symbol of rebellion. (i haven't decided on what his OG name would be yet,,, i'm bad with names lmao)

Craig kinda gets carried away with this idea though, and it doesn't get idealised until much later in the story where he takes a step back and reflects on his actions, admitting to Barry that maybe he was swinging too much in the direction of impulsivity from the inner need to be a more brave and active person.

also. i want a really super exquisitely gay scene where, probably around the middle of Craig's becoming more confident arc, he finally reveals his face to Barry. it's a slow scene. the two are resting somewhere outside, watching the stars together. they've been silent for a while, just admiring the twinkling sky in peace, before Barry looks over at Craig and notices he's looking a little pre-occupied with something to the point of nervousness. he's fidgeting with his hands and seems pretty uneasy. Barry asks him what's bothering him, and Craig's a little hesitant to answer. "Barry, I... I need to show you something". they get up and move to a nearby hill (i always picture this taking place on a hill), before Barry once again asks him what's going on. Craig explains that the two have been dating for such a long time by now, and their three year anniversary is coming up soon. he mentions that something really big and important has been bothering him for such a long time, only becoming more and more bothersome with each month that passes in their relationship. it's gotten to the point where he feels guilty that, despite how close they've become, he's essentially kept himself locked away behind a hazmat suit visor for so long out of his own selfish insecurities. if he doesn't do this now, he'll never be able to do it ever. taking a deep breath, he slowly pulls off his helmet, Barry staring with intense anticipation.

and there he was, fully unmasked, fully revealed to what felt like the whole world. and it was incredible. messy blond hair that was modest and reserved, yet ever so slightly daring in its flow. jade coloured eyes that caught the twinkling light of the stars perfectly. his scar, his nerdy little glasses that were taped together, everything about him, all of it took Barry's breath away. "I'm, uh... Sorry if it's not what you expected, Barry." Craig bashfully apologised, making to turn his head away, but the gentle touch of Barry's hands stopped him before he could. "Craig", he began, a big, gleeful grin forming on his face. the scientist could've sworn Barry's eyes were starting to become wet with tears as he continued to speak. "You're just as beautiful as I imagined."

they get married on the spot after that /j

also i got a little bonus headcanon/story thing that i was writing in the tags but couldn't fit in!!! it's related to the apple experiment he was doing during the Halfbrick Multiverse Madness events.

it's not really explained in the JJ2 canon as to why Craig is experimenting with this apple and why it works the way it does, so i'm putting my own explanation to it in this fanon. now i believe the Halfbrick Multiverse Madness came out before Nixie's boss was added??? i think??? i don't exactly remember when everything came out, but even if it was added after her appearance, i'm still going to have this experiment take place before Barry defeats all the main bosses and then have it come up again after he defeats them.

i just thought of a way i could implement this story beat happening in the background of the main story before it starts to become more of a central point again. like, maybe Barry, Betty and Robo Barry were all having a celebration for defeating all the bosses and the sectors, but Craig seems to be quite preoccupied and dissociated from everything going on around him because now he has more time to think about and develop the apple, and he just can't shake the thought that he's missing something very integral to his memory. Barry notices this odd behaviour, but he reckons he should wait until after the party's finished to ask Craig what's up. it starts to get very late into the night, and the party begins to quiet down. Barry figures that this is the perfect time to check up on Craig, but when he goes to look for him, the scientist has already disappeared. Barry becomes increasingly more concerned and decides to leave to go look for him at the lab. "Maybe he's just tired tonight," he thinks, but there's a pit in his stomach telling him that something's wrong, he just knows it. without turning back to tell his friends where he's going, he rushes outside and straps on his jetpack, flying over to the lab as quick as he can.

Barry dashes to Craig's laboratory room and pushes the door open, being met with a startled Craig who was hunched over his desk and seemed to be working on a blueprint of some sort. one of the papers he was working on flies off the desk with his startled movements, and Barry goes to pick it up. he asks Craig if he's okay and that he was acting a little strange earlier, and Craig quickly stands up from his desk and awkwardly brushes his odd behaviour off as having important scientific research to do that just couldn't wait, taking the blurprints back from Barry. the jetpacker in question suspiciously raises an eyebrow. he isn't convinced. "You don't sound too sure about that, mate." he says. "Why'd you wait until so late into the night to work on this thing? Are you hiding something?". Craig gets more frustrated with Barry's questioning, his tone quickly becoming more snappy and irritated. "Barry, this is very important work. I'm fine." He turns back to his desk, reaching for a white pencil so he can get back to working on his blueprints, but he's stopped when Barry pushes him once again. "Listen, Craig, I just think you're acting a bit--" "I'M COMPLETELY FINE, OKAY!? Quit prodding at me so much and let me get back to my work!"

Barry's expression falters, looking even more worried than he was before. Craig is immediately hit with a twinge of guilt, and he apologises. "Look, I-I'm sorry Barry, I'm just... I really need to get this done. This is really important to me and... Brains needs these blueprints in by tomorrow." he felt absolutely horrible lying to Barry like that, but he just couldn't bring himself to tell him what was really going on. Barry nods, before apologising himself.

"... Yeah, I get it. Sorry about that, I'll stop pushin' you about it. It's just that... I'm worried about you Craig, that's all." Barry's voice became more gentle and convicted as he spoke. Craig didn't respond. Barry smiled and placed a hand on his shoulder and gave it a gentle pat, shaking the scientist a little. "You take care and get some sleep, okay? G'night, Craig."

"... 'Night, Barry." Craig mustered as Barry walked out the door, closing it behind him. the scientist sighed, slumping back down at his desk, quietly fidgeting with his pencil. A wave of exhausted determination washed over Craig as his eyes scanned over the incomplete blueprints. he just needed to get this done, and then he could finally rest.

ignore the fact that this became a complete fanfic at the end lmao. these are my ideas and headcanons for what i want to do with my fanon Craig and i think they're intriguing enough to possibly develop into a full-fledged story :D there are so many possibilities to explore with him and i just find him to be an interesting little specimen to think about and rotate in my head like a 3d object looll

[madwormm]

So I just saw the FNAF movie, and I thought I'd voice my thoughts on it.

‼️‼️‼️SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT‼️‼️‼️‼️

YDUEHFHEJHDTHRHEHHDJRJRHFHEUIDJCJEIDIUFJDNDJEJHFURJDJENBENFJEKWJ2IRIJTJ3IFJSJWKBDBCNSJDHHDJEJF83IJDUWQIISI3H5HFJWUHEHCDBHRGEHEYEYEUF571UIWSJKUSGISGDK1HKDJAJAIWIIFIDOWGXKSBFOQDHOQHRIARHIAFHKQNXLACBSLGNAOFJPAFULAUFIQCJKAHHODJQFOHYRKYARPUAFKBACKBWFNKBATKAFBKBWCHIWGIGIAFIHUVEUVSHGQRGQYIGEUFIQRGQIGRJGAQRIGRQIGQFHAKFHQORJQROBATBIAFJBOACBCWOHQFOHQROATBQIFBQDOBDAOBQFOHQGJ91T9H1TYIAOFIGRGUW8CDVAKRBIWUR9YEPEYEVGG82FKABRIWTTF9WGUOQTH1EH8V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

Takeomi second kanji means retainer (it has other meanings but theyre more-or-less similar; vassal, subject) yet, at first it was a title (and a high one, albeit it also fell down in level of importance) – but that reading is archaic now. Takeomi likes Akechi Mitsuhide because they share birthdays, and Akechi Mitsuhide was a shogun – he stayed solely about 13 days as the ruler of Japan. For some reasons, a French fantranslation of TR changed Takeomi's nickname of 'God of war' into 'Mars', tying him with the Roman God of war, coincidentally it's also the month he was born in (Mars/March) – and it was the first month of the year in the Roman empire, before January and February appeared and pushed it down.

[trashyswitch]

Wolf + Alligator Vs Bear

Monty and Roxy finally join together and get revenge on Freddy for recording them during the last tickle fight. Then, all three animatronics discover they are not really alone...

Part 2 to Alligator Vs Wolf

This is the 360th fanfic...and I have reached 900 followers on Tumblr! WOOO! What a landmark! My god! I still cannot fathom how stupid popular this username has become. It's insane. So, I wanna thank everyone for following me thus far, for staying with me throughout this process and reading my fanfics (the tolerable ones, the good ones and the masterpieces), and for showing your support throughout! Thank you...So, so much. I can't thank you enough.

This fanfic was suggested by UndertaleSansLuv3 on AO3. I hope you enjoy!

Roxy was sitting in her room, playing the arcade game in the corner of her green room. She was on level 12 by this point, getting farther into the game than she has ever gotten before. She was moving down the racing track in the arcade game, and turning the wheel left and tight. 

“Come on. Come on. Come oOON!” Roxy squealed and let go of the wheel so he could grab her sides. “HEY!” She turned around and slapped the green hands that were tickling her sides. “Hands off, Gator!” Roxy yelled. 

Monty chuckled and wrapped his arms around her waist. “Come here, Wolfy.” Monty hoofed Roxy up into the air, lifting her by the waist only. “Monty’s in need of some revenge.” Monty told her before lowering her down and blowing a raspberry onto her neck. 

Roxy wheezed and threw her head back, bursting out in cackles and laughter. “MOHOHONTYYYY, IHIHI’LL KIHIHILL YOHOHOU!” Roxy yelled. 

“How can you possibly kill me if I’m tickling you, huh?” Monty asked. 

“IHIHI’LL FIHIHIND A WAHAHAY!” Roxy yelled. 

“Tell me: how does a ticklish person get out of a ticklish situation like this one?” Monty asked next, before blowing another raspberry onto her neck. 

Roxy shook her head and wheezed, hanging her head. “IHIHI’LL FIHIND A WAHAHAHAY!” Roxy yelled back. 

“Will you, now?” Monty asked, whispering into her ear. “How about I just…” He blew some air onto her right ear. 

Roxy squeaked and wiggled her ears. “EEEEHEHEHEEE NOHOHO! HAHAhahahahaha!” Roxy giggled. 

He blew against her ear again, and moved a hand up to the top of her ear. Roxy snorted and wiggled her ears more, shaking her head to get the phantom tickles off her ears. “Quihihit thahat! Yohohohou’re soho eeeheheheheevil.” Roxy told him. 

“Yeah, yeah. Keep talking, foxy.” Monty teased. 

“IHIHI’M A WOHOLF!” Roxy yelled back. “GEHEHET IHIT RIGHT, DUHUHUMBAHASS!” Roxy yelled at him. 

“I know, I know. I’m just teasing.” Monty told him. “Just trying to piss you off.” Monty added. 

“WEHEHELL, YOHOU WERE SUCCESSFUHUHUL!” Roxy yelled at him. 

“Oh, I know.” Monty replied. 

Monty looked over at the door and widened his eyes. He stopped his movements and put Roxy down quickly. “Freddy!” Monty yelled. “What are you doing here?!” 

Freddy widened his eyes and quickly threw his arms up in arrest. “I wasn’t doing anything except for watching you, I swear!” Freddy reacted, before running away.

Roxy was rubbing her ears, trying to get rid of the phantom tickles as fast as she could. “Monty, get Freddy. I’ll catch up.” Roxy told him. 

“FREDDY, GET OVER- Wait…Catch up?” Monty asked, looking at Roxy for a moment. “Does that mean you’re gonna help me?” Monty asked. 

Roxy chuckled. “Yes. Now go get him! I’ll be right behind you.” Roxy told him. 

Monty smiled and nodded, before turning to face the open door again. “GET BACK HERE, YOU STUPID BEAR! YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!” He shouted as he started running out the door and down the hall. 

“WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!” Freddy yelled. 

“YOU SENT THE MANAGER A RECORDING OF ME BEING TICKLED! I KNOW YOU DID!” Monty shouted. 

“I didn’t send him the recording!” Freddy reacted, pausing for a moment. “I just…told him to look over my memory when he’s done uploading it to the computer.” Freddy told Monty innocently. 

Freddy suddenly helped as he felt himself being picked up by the armpits. The green nails told Freddy everything he needed to know. “You RECORDED US?!” The animatronic yelled from behind Freddy. 

“I-“ 

“Roxy! Just push him down on his belly, and I’ll handle the rest.” Monty told the other animatronic. 

Roxy nodded and flipped Freddy onto his stomach. Freddy flopped down, nearly injuring his face, and lifted his head up desperately. “Wait! Let me explain myself!” Freddy told him. 

Monty ‘cracked’ his knuckles and blew onto his nails like he was drying the polish with his breath. “Too late for an explanation, Freddy. You’re going down, one tickle at a time.” Monty told him. 

Freddy muttered an ‘Uh oh…’ before feeling a finger drawing up his spine. “Ohohoho NOHO!” Freddy yelled, wiggling around as much (or rather, as little) as he could. The only thing he could really do, was kick his feet. And MAN, was the bear kicking them! They were practically going light-speed! And they had barely even started tickling him! 

“Having any regrets yet, Fuzzy Wuzzy?” Monty teased. 

“Nohoho regrets, Vehehector.” Freddy giggled, giving them a big, wobbly smile. 

“No regrets?!” Monty reacted. “Well then clearly, this isn’t ticklish enough for you.” Monty decided. “Roxy?”

Roxy put her finger into her mouth, pulled it out, and then dipped her finger into his inner right ear. “Have what the kids would call ‘a wet willy’.” Roxy told him. 

Freddy squeaked and snorted upon feeling the finger in his inner ear. The sound of her finger swirling around was REALLY loud. But the feeling of her swirling finger in his ear, was even WEIRDER! It tickled about as much as a finger in his belly button should tickle. And that was A LOT. 

“STAHAHAP! HAHAHAhahahahahahaaaa! EHEHEHE- IHIHIT TIHIHICKLEHES!” Freddy yelled: 

“Awww, is poor Fweddy too tickwish in de eeeears?” Roxy teased in a makeshift baby voice. 

“Too bad Yogi Bear can’t handle tickles when it’s thrown back at him.” Monty added, using a more cocky voice instead of a baby voice like Roxy was using. 

“IHIHI’M NOHOHOT AHA GRIHIHIZZLYHYHYHY BEHEAR!” Freddy yelled. 

“Who said Yogi Bear was a Grizzly?!” Monty reacted. 

“I’m pretty sure Yogi is supposed to be a black bear, actually.” Roxy added. 

Monty looked up at Roxy with surprise. “Wait, he is?! I thought he was a brown bear!” Monty reacted. 

“He’s a black bear. I looked it up on Google Chrome just now.” Roxy told him. 

“Huh…I didn’t know that.” Monty muttered. 

“AHARE YOU GONNA LET ME GO NOW?!” Freddy yelled. 

Roxy laughed as she scratched her fingers on the root of Freddy’s right ear. “And who said you were gonna be let go? Jesus? God? Franklin?” Roxy teased, making a Game Grumps reference. 

Freddy snorted and started giggling all high-pitched and squeaky. “EEEEHEHEHEHEheheheheheeeee!” Freddy giggled. “Nohoho fahahahahair!” Freddy whined. 

“What’s no fair? The fact that I can watch old-fashioned Game Grumps and you can’t? Or the fact that we’re tickling you right now?” Roxy asked. 

“Besides: It’s the 2040’s newbies against the OG, revamped original.” Monty added. “So count your blessings, pal…cause we’re gonna be here for a while.” Monty added. 

Roxy moved her fingers off the right ear, and started scratching the root of his left ear next. Freddy snorted in surprise again, and let out even more squeaky giggles all over again. “Ihihihi’m sohohorry for recohohordihing yohohou!” Freddy told them. 

“Finally! Fuzzy Wuzzy is capable of an apology!” Monty reacted. 

“It’s about time.” Roxy teased. “I was starting to think Freddy felt no remorse for what he did.” Roxy added. 

“Ihihi stihihill dohon’t regrehehehet ihihit!” Freddy told them. 

Monty rolled his eyes and chuckled evilly. “You should’ve just left it at ‘I’m sorry’, pal.” Monty blew a raspberry onto Freddy’s back, causing Freddy to SCREAM and cackle with newfound laughter! His feet were kicking nonstop, which was actually giving Roxy an idea. 

“Hey Monty:” Roxy got off of Freddy. “I want to go for Freddy’s feet. Do you still need me to hold him?” Roxy asked. 

“WAIT! NO FEET! PLEASE NO!” Freddy begged. 

Monty grabbed Freddy’s sides. “Sure!” Monty replied happily. “But before you start though…” Monty flipped Freddy over onto his back gently, but effectively. “I just want to make sure we can see his face this time.” Monty told Roxy. 

“Sounds like a plan.” Roxy replied before sitting down. Roxy had sat right on Freddy’s ankles, rendering his legs mostly useless. 

Adjusting herself so she was comfortable, Roxy started to draw a line up from Freddy’s heel, to his top sole. Freddy’s giggles started almost immediately as he was driven crazy with the inability to kick his feet. How Roxy was so strong, Freddy could not tell you. But what he could tell you with confidence, was how ticklish his poor feet were! And his stomach practically dropped when he heard the words ‘I want to go for Freddy’s feet’ from Roxy. He knew he would be doomed the moment Roxy would decide to tickle faster with her dreaded nails. 

“Nohohohoooo, plehehehehease! Ihihi’m sohohohorryyy! Ihi’m sohohohorryhyhy!” Freddy told them. 

“We know you’re sorry, Fred.” Roxy told him. “But do you regret it though?” Roxy asked next. 

Freddy shook his head. “Nohoho wahahahahay!” He replied. “Ihihit wahas fuhuhuhun!” Freddy told her. 

“And people wonder why you’re still getting tickled.” Monty muttered with a sigh. 

Roxy laughed at Monty’s comment and finally started skittering all 8 of her fingers on both of Freddy’s feet. 

Freddy wheezed and cackled right away, trying and failing to kick his feet. He curled his toes to try and cover up his feet, but go figure…curling his toes could only cover up the underside of his vulnerable toes. 

“My god…I don’t think it’s occurred to me how ticklish you are until now! You are super ticklish!” Roxy reacted. 

“And in the weirdest spots too!” Monty added. “Like, your feet are the most normal ticklish spot you have on your body.” Monty mentioned. 

“I wonder how ticklish your little toes are…” Roxy asked as she pulled back his toes, and started skittering a finger across all three of his bear-like toes. 

Freddy threw his head back with a large guffaw. “eeeEEEEHEHEHEEEEEEE! ROXY NOOOOO!” Freddy shouted at them. 

“Who would’ve thought Paddington Bear would be so ticklish!” Monty reacted. “I certainly didn’t.” Monty reacted. 

“Are all the Freddy Fazbear’s this ticklish? Or is it just you?” Roxy asked with a smirk on her face. 

“JUHUHUST MEEEEE!” Freddy squealed again, going slowly insane thanks to his inability to move his legs. 

“Really? Awww…that’s a shame.” Roxy replied. “Well, this is the 2040’s, and the animatronics back in the 80’s were kinda…weird looking and clunky.” Roxy told him. 

Roxy soon moved her fingers back down to both of Freddy’s arches and heels. Freddy’s laughter went down a small octave in response, pounding his fist into the ground at this point. “Ihihi’m gohohonna DIHIHIEEEHEHEHEE!” Freddy yelled. 

“What are you?! Dramatic royalty?!” Monty reacted. 

“You certainly sound like it.” Roxy added. 

“AHAHAM NOHOHOHOT!” Freddy shouted. 

“Are too!” Monty and Roxy said at the same time. 

“AHAM NOOOOHOHOOT!” Freddy yelled back. 

“Are too, Freddy.” Monty replied. 

“AHAHAM NOHOT!” Freddy kept yelling. 

“Alright, that’s kinda enough now.” Someone else said. 

Monty and Roxy looked up and widened their eyes when they saw the other animatronic. “You don’t want him to overload, do you?” The animatronic asked. 

“I guess not.” Roxy replied. 

“Fine…we’ll stop, Chica.” Monty replied, letting go of Freddy. 

Chica smiled and walked up closer. “Thank you.” She offered a hand to Freddy. “Need help up?” She asked. 

Freddy put his index finger up to tell her to ‘wait a second’ for him to calm down first. Chica nodded and leaned on her right hip, waiting patiently. “Just take your time.” She told him. 

Freddy nodded and took his time, just like she told him to do. He took the time to let his body automatically cool down, and he let his mind get focused again from all the swirling thoughts earlier. “Thank you…” Freddy took her hand and soon got up. “Thank you, Chica.” Freddy replied. 

Chica smiled as she looked into his eyes. “You’re welcome.” 

Freddy’s small smile dropped slightly as she saw a flashing red dot in her eye. Wait…what’s that? Is that- 

Moments later, that flashing dot disappeared from her eyes.

Freddy widened his eyes before narrowing them. “Were you possibly recording me?” Freddy asked. 

Chica blinked and looked away. “No. What would give you that idea?” She asked, slightly struggling to act innocent. 

Freddy looked at Monty, and at Roxy. Roxy gave him a nod with a smirk. Monty gave Freddy a nod as well, with a smirk on his face too. Then, Freddy turned to Chica, who was visibly anxious. 

“Chica…” He said. “I would highly suggest you start running.” He told her. 

And without a second wasted, Chica was off in the other direction. Her stomping sprints could be heard (and felt) miles away. And Freddy’s, Monty’s, and Roxy’s footsteps weren’t far behind. 

It didn’t take long for squeaky, chirpy laughter to start filling the west side of the Pizzaplex.