#revali be trying to slide into the dms

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

Ooooh, any chance at all of getting a story to do with Kohga in a vai outfit? Being slutty or otherwise? 😱

Ahh i take it this is based off of that one piece that i had on the blog right? It got taken down, but I'll do some writing in memorial

(Also rip to @ficti0nalskelet0n who got sent to horny jail for our sins)

"Fresh mushrooms! Seal pops! Sugarcane muffins!"

It was hard to ignore the constant cries for attention from the merchants at their booths. Once a year, the Gerudo people hosted a festival right outside the city; known as the thunder festival. It was meant to show gratefulness towards the thing their land was known for; the power of thunder. Passed down from chief to chief, it was something the Gerudo gave thanks for. So much so, the festival was held outside the city, letting all kinda partake.

And of course, Sooga was with the princess, as well as the champions, and even the king (who was currently pitching woo and some young looking thing that he SWORE looked familiar). He'd include his Master, but he commanded him to stick with the group while he went off to Ganon knows where. Sooga HATED being at parties without Kohga. So many women ogled him, and he was quite uncomfortable.

"Relax. Anyone tries touching you, I'll claw their eyes out."

Sooga looked down at Revali. If it wasn't Link or Teba, or even Sidon, it was Revali who acted as his friend. Sooga chuckled.

"Thank you. Thats nice. I uhm...feel myself being looked at."

He tried not to look at one of the women who was making...gestures with their hands. Suffice to say, he had to cross his arms over his chest. Revali chuckled, nudging him with his shoulder.

"Shame on Kohga, leaving you to fend yourself. Like a lamb amongst wolves."

"I'm...sure he had some reason for leaving."

"Uh huh. Look, I'll take care of you until he comes back for you. Why don't we get you a drink? You look suffering in this heat."

Revali walked him to some stand, and after one look at him, the vai chuckled, damn near swooning at the sight of Sooga.

"Ah, Vasaaq~. I take it you two are thirsty? What are you into? Melons? I have quite the sweet pair right-"

Revali stepped in front of him, exhaling sharply from his beak.

"Apple juice is fine. Extra ice. And please make it quick, I am NOT a patient bird."

Sooga half expected a cat fight (bird fight??)between them, but was relief when she pulled away, going to get their juice. Sooga chuckled.

"You looked ready to butcher her."

"I was tempted. But for you, I decided to be a civil bird."

Revali lightly patted at his tit (for straight reasons), before she returned with two large classes of apple juice; with plenty of crushed ice, and garnished with cool safflinas. Revali paid for them, and grabbed both their drinks, turning heel as he handed Sooga his.

"Thank you kindly."

Revali nodded as he took a sip. Sooga followed suit, only to frown.

"Revali, can I trade you straws? I believe mine has a hole in it somewhere."

"You want to...trade straws?"

Revali looked confused, before his eyes locked onto the straw. Sooga shook his head.

"I tried to suck on it, but nothing. It is fine though, you paid for these, it's not fair to-"

"Trade. Now."

Oddly commanding. They traded straws, and Sooga almost felt bad, letting Revali suck in vain at the straw. HE needed it because of his mask, but why did Revali need to keep trying so much? He was about to ask, when Riju suddenly grabbed at his hand, yanking at his free hand.

"Sooga! Enough squawking with Revali! We need to go dance!"

Sooga barely had enough time to have Revali hold his drink, before he was dragged to the dancing group of people. Stone slabs made a makeshift stage, but amongst the sand, were MANY a person dancing with their respective partners. Daruk danced (tried to anyway) with Mipha, Teba danced with Sidon- it was a charming sight, amongst the many veiled ladies. He never liked women, but he did appreciate such pretty clothes. Riju yanked him towards the stage, only to ditch him for the sake of joining her mother.

He couldn’t blame her. Though, now he was vulnerable, already getting looks from the vai without partners. He thought about ditching this whole thing, when someone grabbed his hand. He immediately wanted to recoil, thinking it was a woman, when their eyes met. Red veil covered their face, highlighting a rather...stunning set of eyes.

"Hey. You don't look like you're taken. Mind if I borrow you?"

Something about them was...familiar. He couldn’t figure it out, but something about them was alluring. Maybe it was their big, full tummy. He nodded.

"I would...be honored."

"Thought so. Let's go pretty boy!"

He watched their hair bounce as they peeled him away from the single ladies, and onto the dance floor. Gerudo dancing was different from Hylian dancing; it involved less focus on the legs, and more on both the stomach, and the hands. And his partner knew EXACTLY how to move. They moved flawlessly to the music, in sync with their fellow Gerudo. The Gerudo dance was meant to tempt and entice their partner, and suffice to say, he was enticed.

Their belly swayed to and fro, and like a pendulum swaying in the hands of a master, Sooga was under their control. It was why, when the dance finally ended, with the Gerudo women being in the arms of their partners, Sooga didn't push them away. Their belly pressed against his, his hand supporting their upper thigh. Their eyes met, and Sooga was met with an unfortunate situation; he was INCREDIBLY attracted to whoever this was.

"You want me so bad, you look dumb. Come on~"

Suddenly Sooga was being pulled away from the crowd, and behind some building, he was suddenly shoved against a wall. Their hands wandered his frame, up his hips, right till they got to his tits.

"W-wait-"

"Shh. You're horny as shit, let me take care of you~"

He wanted them to touch him. Absolutely. But he would NOT be unfaithful. He grabbed their hands, pushing them away.

"I apologize. Truly. You are beautiful. But I am promised to another."

They blinked, as if not understanding, before they tore their hands away, and revealed their face.

"Sooga you fucking idiot thats ME."

"Master Kohga?! You're wearing this? Whatever for?"

"Its SUPPOSED to be sexy. You telling me you didn't know it was with ME?!"

Sooga was expecting anger, but instead, he received a hearty laugh.

"What's...funny?"

"You didn't even need to know it was ME, and yet, I was the ONLY wanted you wanted out there! Oh that's so stupid and sweet. Come here you, let me kiss you and your stupid face."

Kohga pushed his mask up a bit, and smooched him, right on his stupid lips. The kiss didn't last very long though, and Kohga found himself on his knees, pulling at Sooga’s belt in order to pull out his cock.

"W-wait what are you doing? What if someone sees us? We aren't exactly concealed-"

"Oh my god you're no fun-look, here."

Kohga put the cloth over his his cock, gesturing to him, as if he was a genius.

"Master Kohga this doesn't really-"

He was suddenly silenced by his lips around his head. Sooga wished he had more willpower to say no, but holy SHIT his Master had just...such a lovely mouth. He put his hand on his head, using the other to try to grip onto the wall behind him.

"I...s-suppose I can't very well tell you no, can I?"

Kohga chuckled as he pulled back a bit, probably because he really did find Sooga’s words amusing. Sooga checked the corner for a second, trying to see if anyone was looking. No one yet. But it'd be so easy to get caught. Someone, anyone to turn the corner and catch them-

"FUCK!!-"

Kohga apparently didn't like the fact that he was paranoid. He had suddenly taken him in fully, till he felt himself hit the back of his throat. Even Kohga didn't go this quickly. It'd normally take Sooga out of it, but something about them being able to get caught, something about the way the way the sun shined through the thin cloth; helping Sooga see the way his thick tongue savored his tongue.

"Alright. If you want me, you will have me."

Sooga grabbed his head with both hands, and after bucking his hips into his throat, he came. It felt good, watching as Kohga kept his eyes on him, the entire time he emptied down his throat. Sooga finally let go to let Kohga pull away, and Sooga tried not to be aroused by seeing the cum drip onto the sand below. Kohga chuckled.

"Take it you like this outfit, eh big guy?"

"I...I do. I should buy you more. In different colors. Maybe some earrings."

"Well I mean, if you INSIST."

Kohga chuckled, getting up, wrapping his arms around his neck, and pressing his lips against his. Even through the cloth, Sooga could still taste the bit of cum from his Master's mouth.

"Sooga what the hell has been-oh."

Revali stopped in place upon seeing them mid make out. Kohga pulled away from the kiss, resting his head on Sooga’s chest.

"Revali. So sweet of you for checking up on my man here. You got him all nice and warmed up for me, really appreciate it."

Revali glared him down for a second, before scoffing, and leaving. Sooga coiled a strand of his hair in between his finger.

"You don't like him looking at me, do you?"

"Absolutely the fuck not. You're mine, bird brain can suck it."

"I thought you DIDN'T want him to do that?"

"....I'm so fucking in love with you."