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Why is he so fucking adorable?
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"Ladies and gentlemen, what we have here is a vampire in love with a human. Better integration than I could possibly have dreamed."
(just some Sundown The Vampire in Retreat fanart. More details and B&W vers. under the cut, etc).
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#I thought this movie was really cute and charming in a lot of ways#also I love Bruce Campbell's look in this one so much I had to draw him#I wanted to make him really warm to contrast her vampiric appearance which is more or less what they do in the movie#although he's pretty gray#I also like the costume designer's attention to detail like everyone is dressed more or less like they would be at the time they died#and a vampire western is just one of those ideas you pull from a hat that sound insane and are#but anyway charming film! I watched it twice this year! Then what! It's full on youtube so it's easier#I feel like she looked more like the actress in the sketch ALSO her actress played Muffy in April Fools Day????!#I fucking love that movie so much and Muffy is my girl she's like such an insane genius I love her to death#that movie is like a very long Are You Afraid of the Dark episode and this movie is a fairy tale with vampires. Iconic choices honestly#sundown the vampire in retreat#bruce campbell#I usually don't tag actors or actresses but I deserve this one#fanart#artists on tumblr#art#digital art#illustration#my art#digital drawing#robert and sandy
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There is exactly one criticism that I agree with my, very anti-Jedi, cousin on and that's the Jedi were TERRIBLE Generals. Generals may TRY to make sure their men mostly come back. But useless sacrifices are not only acceptable, but expected, the men are mostly expandable in war. The Jedi did not consider sacrifices like that acceptable or expected. Sure it did happen. It was WAR. But they tried their best to make sure it DIDN'T. The Jedi were terrible Generals. But they were the teachers and Leaders the CLONES NEEDED.
I'm not sure I'd ENTIRELY agree with that. I think I'd be willing to agree that the Jedi were perhaps less CONVENTIONAL Generals, and they definitely do seem to at least TRY to place the lives of their men above just tossing them away for an easy victory, but you can just as easily claim that keeping the men alive to keep fighting is a good strategy in and of itself.
The biggest piece of evidence I'd point to that the Jedi were actually perfectly good Generals is the Citadel arc and Tarkin's criticisms. The one real criticism he makes of the Jedi as military leaders is that they're occasionally too soft and will abandon a mission if it looks impossible to win without near total casualties (on either side). But he's generally fairly positive about the Jedi and if they were truly awful at their jobs, I don't think TARKIN of all people would hold back on saying so, even to the Jedi's faces.
And we DO see the Jedi willing to make sacrifices and accepting that this is a necessary part of war. The Citadel arc is, again, a perfectly good example of this. Obi-Wan and Anakin go in with like 3-4 men each I think and they come back with a grand total of 3 (Rex, Cody, and Fives). A LOT of clones die on this mission that they all KNEW was basically a suicide mission because the Jedi themselves decided that getting the information about the hyperspace lanes was vital enough to the war that it was worth losing multiple lives over (including their own).
So it's not that the Jedi don't understand that sacrifices are necessary in war or even that they avoid it entirely, they just avoid what they see as UNNECESSARY sacrifice for what might amount to a fairly minor victory. Keeping more of their men alive might, in the long run, be a better strategic choice than losing all of them on one campaign, especially if it's over like one uninhabited moon or something like that. There's nothing to say that the losses the Jedi deem acceptable are things that would've changed the entire tide of the war had they chosen to push forward instead.
The other good evidence that the Jedi acting this way would've been the WORSE choice is the Umbara arc. We are told and then see that Krell IS the kind of General who is willing to lose a lot of clones in order to gain victories in battle, and the clones do recognize that he has a lot of victories under his belt. But never once do they discuss whether those victories really MEANT anything or had a large impact on the war effort. It certainly never seems that the Republic is majorly pushing back the Separatists because of Krell's victories, nobody ever mentions that Krell gained them a major advantage with those victories or took out anyone of any consequence on the Separatist side with his strategies. And by the time he gets to Umbara, he's explicitly using this strategy to WEAKEN the Republic side and cause a loss. Several of his strategies WOULD'VE meant the Republic lost on Umbara and it's only the clones utilizing different strategies that put fewer of them at risk that they actually end up continuing to HAVE victories at all.
I'll also point out that the Jedi continuously getting their men killed en masse would've bankrupted the Republic a LOT earlier because they'd have to be paying for more clones a LOT more often than they did in canon and I can't imagine anyone would've considered that a particularly sound strategy and at some point I'm sure the Senate would've felt obligated to put a stop to it anyway and insisted on strategies that kept more clones alive for longer. So I'm not sure it's fair to claim the Jedi were utilizing BAD strategy by not just exclusively using tactics that meant most of their men were killed for every single victory.
So the ONLY criticism we EVER see of the Jedi's ability as military leaders is Tarkin claiming they're "too soft" and Tarkin is the kind of person who would likely say that until the Jedi started carpet bombing entire Separatist planets. Would it give them a victory? Yeah, sure, maybe, but that's the exact same strategy the Separatists are using and look how well that works out for THEM. Everything else we ever see seems to showcase that the Jedi are in fact perfectly good Generals, not just in that they're kind to the clones and are unwilling to carpet bomb Separatist planets, but also because they're just... good at this. They CAN be strategic, they CAN run wars if they want to. And I think that's the whole point of the Jedi in some ways is that yes, they CAN make war when they need to, they just actively choose NOT TO every time they can. THIS is why Qui-Gon tells Padme that he and Obi-Wan are there to protect her but that they can't win this war for her and they end up going off to fight off a Sith while Padme has to actually win the war with her own people and the Gungans instead. The Jedi don't WANT to be in the position of doing nothing but fighting, but they're absolutely capable of this kind of work.
That's the tragedy of the war in some ways, the Jedi ARE good at this no matter how much they wish they weren't sometimes. But being good at it means they can actually protect the Republic, their own men, and even the Separatist civilians better, so they're not going to just sit there and do things that will screw over a bunch of people. Yes, they're going to fight the war in such a way that they reduce casualties as much as possible, but reducing casualties also requires doing enough to not LOSE the damn war, too. It's a delicate balance they're trying to hold on to and I'd argue they manage it better than anybody else would've ever done in their position.
#star wars#jedi#pro jedi#clones#clone troopers#the clone wars#listen i am not a strategist#i CERTAINLY am not a military strategist#but just looking at what we're shown and told by tcw and the films i think it's fairly the clear the jedi were GOOD at being generals#regardless of whether they LIKED that or not#yes they wanted to protect the clones but they weren't idiots and they clearly weren't causing the republic to lose all the time either#there's a difference between strategically retreating from battles that can only be won by massive casualties with little to no reward#and prioritizing saving the clones OVER necessary victories in the war#the jedi are doing the former to my perspective#if they weren't i think the republic would've been a lot worse off just in general#unless we're about to start claiming that the clones and/or civilian officers were doing all of the real work instead of the jedi#which i personally would not#esp since we see the jedi sitting there going over battle plans and coming up with their own strategies quite often#tarkin's opinion on the matter is suspect - don't take his word for it when he says the jedi are too soft
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#写真#35mm#film photography#travel#35mm film#japan#日本#hakone#odawara#箱根#小田原#海#sea#ocean#ocean view#フィルム写真#フィルムカメラ#国内旅行#nature photography#nature#retreat#retro#mountains#film camera#filmisalive#filmisnotdead
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Bruce Campbell as Van Helsing
Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat 1989
#bruce campbell#sundown the vampire in retreat#vampire films#80s films#films#film gifs#my gif to you#my gifs
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ROGER CLARK as Randolph Blythe in:
A Writer's Retreat* (2016) Directed by Peter Rohan
Watch this short film on Vimeo (link above)
*This short film is narrated by Roger, he does not appear on this film except for the photos above.
#Roger Clark#short films#A Writer's Retreat#Peter Rohan#thriller#Our Boah is looking like a proper gentleman#my screencaps#Remarkably Handsome Middle Aged Guy#movie stills#vimeo.com#indie films#independent movies#horror
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I've watched 270+ horror films. Here are my favorites of all time.
Hell video, proudly served, posted late. There are more than 30 films on this video, and if you count the Saw Franchise as 9 movies in one entry, there's actually 44. I couldn't tag all the movies though :(
#not me using tumblr dot com the website and app as a promotional platform#WRONG#just as a sharing platform#take several seats or whatever#I'm tagging this btw#horror films#horror movies#horror#essay#movie review#saturn posts#should I tag each individual film????#bram stoker's dracula#it chapter one#rose red#in the mouth of madness#the texas chainsaw massacre#suspiria 2018#the blair witch project#bride of chucky#sundown the vampire in retreat#the evil dead#saw franchise#lake mungo#may 2002#what we do in the shadows#the haunting in connecticut#a nightmare on elm street 2010#longlegs#noroi
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No Retreat, No Surrender (1985) directed by Corey Yuen
#No Retreat No Surrender#1985#80s#80's#martial arts film#Corey Yuen#Kurt McKinney#Jean-Claude Van Damme#released in Italy on October 20 1985 and the United States#my gif#gifs#my edit#bruce lee#80's movies#80s movies
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Early night because it's too cold in the house and heating is expensive. Hot water bottles, fluffy pjs and warm quilts for the kids and a biiiig hoodie for me 👍
Watching 'Retreat' tonight.
This is the max level of scruff I can take with Cillian 🤣 but he's gorgeous as always
#retreat film#the retreat#cilian murphy films#cillian murphy#thriller films#rambles#retreat cillian murphy
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NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER- 1985 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Jason trains in martial arts with his father. Some kind of martial arts mafia turn up at the dojo to extort them, his father fights valiantly but is destroyed by the powerful Ivan. They move across the country but problems follow them. Jason shuns his fathers advice to be peaceful and instead turns to the actual ghost of Bruce Lee who becomes his mentor and leads him to greatness....
Ok this was excellent. An extremely fun karate kid ripoff packed with silly dialogue and unintentionally hilarious moments, insane characters and some pretty good fights! Good to see JCVD in the villain role although i was disappointed he wasnt in it a bit more. Seems like his character was based on Ivan Drago for sure. The chubby bully who got the sauce on his face was actually the main adversary and he was so unpalatable, the only part of the film i didnt like.
Cast members sued Van Damme for "inadequate control of his martial arts" after he was legit knocking guys out by accident. I thought the guy loooked nothing like Bruce Lee but he was actually his stand in on Game of Death 1 and 2.
#no retreat no surrender#movie#film#movie review#action movie#cult movie#80s movie#jean claude van damme#martial arts movie
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The Best of the Martial Arts Films - Sandra Weintraub 1990
#The Best of the Martial Arts Films#Sandra Weintraub#No Retreat No Surrender#Corey Yuen#Jean Claude Van Damme
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#seeing someone refer to rivendell as Elrond with his glorified spa retreat like#im gonna commit a murder#you mean the SPA RETREAT that withstood a SEIGE FROM SAURON HIMSELF???#the SPA RETREAT with GOBLINS at its doorstep in the misty mountains who don't fucking TOUCH it?#the SPA RETREAT that all nine nazgul went 'haha NOPE'?#??????????????????????? WHAT#it's not a vacation house because it's cushy it's a cushy vacation house because Elrond fights tooth and nail to MAKE it one#smh the damage PJ did to Elrond & Rivendell is irreperable#I love those films but I'll never forgive him for that#christ alive#sorry i am MAD lmao somebody hold me back#i feel like i'm going insane
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hakone-yumoto
#写真#35mm#film photography#travel#35mm film#japan#日本#retreat#street photography#nature#japan travel#japan photos#nature photography#hakone#箱根#film camera#filmisalive#filmisnotdead
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Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat is pretty wild. Bruce Campbell is fully Daffy Duck and Carradine is actually pretty good. The ending starts out a mess and ends up bonkers.
#halloween hundred#halloween hundreds#halloween#horror movies#halloween movie#horror film#horror#monster movies#monsters#horror comedy#sundown#sundown the vampire in retreat#bruce campbell
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take your time (x10000000000)
#i hate this instant culture#i hate social media and the influence it’s had over my brain since middle school#i hate societies standards for success#i hate everything!!#my brain is like if you don’t produce a film write a book and become fluent in Spanish in the next two days i will end you#i would just like some peace and quiet#i think travel or a retreat without cell service would do me some good#now that’s what i call blogging
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