#request characters if you wabt to man!!

[phone-kisser]

And now I present. Me. Talking. About dialtown characters. I'm so good at this

Tw for OPINIONS.

OLIVER

My son. MY SON. I love this stupid dummy dum-dum idiot fartface. He was my original favorite!! I played his route the most at first when I first accidentally downloaded this game. Either way, 10/10 character very squishy very lovable

RANDY

Wow what a boy! What a goober! I stole his name. Very good name. He was my second favorite. I love his character arc. The first ending I got in his route was him going insane and killing madame mediocre with hammer. Honestly great ending in my opinion I didn't really appreciate madame mediocre's presence

KAREN

I love this gal. She's so silly. I would like to paint with her and talk about horses because horses are a FUCKASS thing to fixate on (/vpos) and I love it. I love KAREN DUNN. She deserves the world and I would give it to her in a HEARTBEAT if I could but I'm unfortunately not strong enough to lift the entire world 😞

BIGFOOT

...I honestly have no words for Bigfoot. His route wasn't my favorite but I enjoyed playing it. Funny haha teaching Bigfoot toaster

JERRY

JERRY MY BELOVED.. JERRY I LOVE YOU BABY DITCH YOUR WIFE AND KISS ME INSTEAD I SWEAR I'LL BE A BETTER WIFE THAN SHE EVER COULD JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE YOU WON'T REGRET IT

...I think I like jerry.

NORM

I love Norm very much!!!!! He started my weird thing for cowboys. I really like cowboys. Like. REALLY like cowboys. Thank you Norm I could never hate a cowboy because of you

MINGUS

I kinda hated her for a WHILE. Until the end of chapter three I was literally like "ew get off my screen" every time she came on. Now of course I have evolved from my CHILDISH ways. (No I haven't) And decided that she really doesn't deserve to be HATED...

But she's still not my favorite character.

THEOROAR

...WHO ADDED HIM TO THE LIST. FUCK YOU THEO. I HATE YOU. I DISLIKE YOU. YOU'RE AN UNPLEASANT PERSON. I HATE YOU SO MUCH. WHY ARE YOU HERE. GET. GET OUT

BILLY

I actually like Billy a little too much and I'm not elaborating

STEVEN????

Yes I know steven is in fact NOT a dialtown character but. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

I love steven very much he's like a wet cat and I really like that in a man yknow

HIS THEME IS SO GOOD. I LOVE HIS THEME SO MUCH. ALSO HIS SPRITES ARE MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER LIKE HOW COULD YOU HATE SOMEONE WITH SUCH A BANGER THEME AND ADORABLE SPRITES. YOU CANT. FUCK YOU CARTER. (..my brother. Love you bro)