#reposting this cause op was a weirdo and not in a good way

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I-Luv-Benny-C - Shared Bank Accounts in a Showmance???

If we are to believe Enty’s new blind, we must assume that Ben has been allowing Weirdo access to his bank account the way normal married people share their assets.  

However, if this is a PR-arranged showmance where the couple lives in separate postal codes and only meets for scheduled pap ops and RCs, Enty’s blind doesn’t make any sense.  Ben would be crazy to share his assets with Weirdo (a paid employee) beyond the contractual agreements made for her designer clothes, feeble attempts at fetch and conspicuous silence in public.

Enty suggested in a previous blind that Weirdo complains about the salary she gets (to play his wife).  Now  with this blind, he suggests that Weirdo is somehow able to drain Ben’s bank account because they’re a real married couple.  Which is true?

My only guess is that Ben’s PR is now working with Enty to push the narrative that Weirdo is a money-sucking parasite so Ben can save face with the public when the split takes place.  This narrative is designed for public consumption, not for skeptics who know Ben & Weirdo aren’t a real married couple who share assets.  Enty’s older blind about Weirdo’s salary was definitely crafted as a ‘wink’ to skeptics.  This new blind gives me hope that Ben will finally end this disaster.

As far as the money being funneled to a boyfriend, I don’t think a 'not his’ is wise.  Publicly denying parenthood is a risky game of 'he said, she said’.  It’s a minefield that could ultimately make him look like an douche.   

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@i-luv-benny-c, the money sucking wife who has a boyfriend she gives money she’s taking from her husband to  narrative is nothing new as far as Enty goes.  Yesterday I put up 8 old blinds (5 of which have already been revealed) that all point in the same direction.  Reposting them herein for easy reference:

What is very interesting to me with this latest blind is that it revisits a narrative that’s been pushed to the side since 2016.  Painting a woman that’s been kept mute during the past 3 and a half years as a cheater and a thief would do wonders to soil her reputation and render whatever she has to say to any tabloids that would listen useless.

If they’re smart enough to go with this narrative, it would also wrap this whole showmance up in a big red bow and send her on her merry way without causing any dent to his good name (save for making him look like a sainted fool who was blinded by love and his trusting nature).

I love that people on the CDAN site have a perfect recollection of the one “Ben is a cheater” blind but conveniently forget all of the above blinds by the way.  What is great about that is that Enty always reposts old blinds when a split he’s predicted is announced to remind his readers that he’s been in the know for ages.  The fact that he’s had soooooo many blinds on the Dismals over the past 3 and a half years is going to make those reposts that much more entertaining  :D

As far as the shared accounts go, I’m about to post a submission from @captainjcat that I think is right on the nose with that.