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[zootopiathingz]

Literally every single flavor of charlastor is perfect. Alternate canon where they have a romantic arc of Charlie bringing out a soft side to Alastor while he makes her stronger and more confident in herself? Perfect. Alastor being completely utterly obsessed with her even though his feelings are unrequited and Charlie only sees him as a friend at most? Perfect. Human 1920s AU? Perfect. Alastor is his creepy, vile, menacing self but around Charlie he’s an absolute sweetheart who does anything for her bc she’s the only exception? Perfect. Demon Alastor hunting for prey x unsuspecting human Charlie? Perfect. Vise versa, demon succubus Charlie x human Alastor who summons her to cause chaos and instead he falls in love with her? Perfect.

[darkxsoulzyx]

POV: You join the fnaf security breach fandom / DCA fandom

[valentimmy]

he’s going to take his mom to a walk

[aster-daydream404]

WOE NARILAMB SHITPOST BE UPON YE!!!

Gossip has been brewing in the cult recently 👀

they’re so silly 🥰🥰🥰 HAJSHHAHAHAHA

(og meme under the cut HAHSJAHHA)

Credit to: @decompose1

[moonfoxgazer]

Ever elusive, reclusive and aloof, and yet some say that Time is somehow on your side, how quaint, that such a thing can come to favor something so small and yet so grand, befitting a paradox.

I got a little carried away ;;;; But he's my favorite and has been ever since I watched TUE when it aired when I was a kiddo. Even now with the graphic novel and some theories that I have about it and TUE, Clockwork remains my favorite character from DP and I don't think that's going to change, heh.

[imasillygooose]

It's after midnight and I have a test tomorrow but I can't sleep bc I'm thinking about ✨HIM✨ (ViktorViktorViktorViktorViktorViktor)

[fisherrprince]

my problem is that im very good at keeping track of money and expenses but “buying food” and “buying craft and road trip stuff” don’t seem to register in the Youre Spending Money category in my brain so I go alright water bill is higher this month gas is paid I get my paycheck Friday ok now why is there one hundred dollars missing. (I bought a con ticket, 3 yards of fabric, and ingredients for black bean burgers + beef bao)

[anachronistic-falsehood]

HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOUR!!!!

[seaofadventure]

What the heck peepaw birthday real! (+ his friends because old ppl trio :])

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

so unfair that i have to write essays and shit when i could instead be thinking about normal oak.....

[dailykeiji]

What's your favorite Keiji quote, dailykeiji?

either one of these probably

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Way before this dynamic duo starred in the short film, The Truth (2014), Fred and Wes graced our screens and captured our hearts in

(Please don’t re-post/share this edit I made anywhere else. Please just only reblog this on Tumblr. Thank you!)

[agayconcept]

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[cgspirl]

Miles Bron: Motherfucker Unlimited

(MAJOR SPOILERS FOR 'GLASS ONION' [2022])

I know that the whole point of 'Glass Onion' is that it isn't complex and that Miles Bron is a fucking idiot, but there is one thing about him that makes him fucking fascinating: his self-awareness about his own situation.

Now I know, I know: it's Miles Bron. The Elon Musk allegory of the fucking century. What on God's green earth am I fucking talking about?

All I ask is that you hear me out.

This is the original rant I went on, posted to Discord (similarly to my Antlers Holst post, which is still apparently a hit with the gays /posi):

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Now, to expand on the original rant:

Come back to the scene between Bron and Blanc in the Onion where Bron talks about the bar itself, the Glass Onion (quoted below).

Bron: "Oh, Andi."

Blanc: "Yes, Andi."

Bron: "Andi used to tell me the truth. Nobody does that now. It's all just fake smiles and agendas and people wanting what they think they're owed. Hating you when you don't give it to them because that's what you're there for."

It's in this moment that Miles Bron solidifies his character to the audience: he is very aware of what his purpose is in this group of "Disruptors" - the benefactor. But here's the major kicker: he doesn't fucking want to be.

Helen describes later that no one in the original friend group liked Miles until things started happening for all of them: dreams thought to be long dead now beyond anything any of them could've fucking imagined.

Now, yes, Miles is a hypocrite: you could say his speech in the shadows to Blanc is very much hypocritcal because it's essentially a mirror to what happened to Andi: Miles taking Alpha from her because he felt he was owed the power to pump all the company's resources into Klear.

But, and for just a moment, consider: Miles is aware he's a hypocrite. Maybe logically he's a fucking idiot but I fully speculate that he is very aware of the fact that he is not Andi, no matter how much he fucking wants to be. He knows he's an idiot, but he plays so hard into the fallacy that he isn't that he just believes it now.

But somewhere, in the back of his mind, he knows. He knows that he can never be Andi, and that none of the Disruptors even fucking like him without Andi around.

And the best part? The funniest fucking part of this whole shebang?It's all his own fucking fault. It's his own fucking fault and all he's done is make it worse because he doesn't have the fucking capabilities to be original; to think of something genuinely complex that could possibly get him out of the hole he dug himself into because of his own hubris and selfishness.

And that is what makes him so fucking interesting: the emotional self-awareness of Miles Bron. Logically? Yes, he's a bumbling fucking idiot, an absolute moron. Emotionally? It's like willingly tangling yourself in a spider's web. He's horrible and terrible and I truly believe he's extremely aware of that fact, and just pretends that it's not like that at all. That he's beloved by all, but most of all by those he considers closest to him.

TL;DR: Miles Bron my fucking abhorrently belovedly beloathed <3

[whenthegoldrays]

also in love with the scene outside Mr. Jonathan’s music store. Eun Gyeol just saying all the things on his mind and Mr. Jonathan sitting there like 👀👀

[shadowisles-writes]

I’ve been trying to get my oven/stove fixed for three months and it’s STILL not working I’m so tired and done of not being able to cook properly