#rens in front she'll make sure i don't do nothing

[butchdykekondraki]

you ever wanna die but not in like. an actively suicidal way. just in like a "it'd all be easier if i didnt have to Deal With All This" way. yaknow.

[frillyheathen]

Phantom Thieves Ranked By How Likely They are to say "Ruh Roh", "Zoinks", "Jeepers", and "Jinkies"

A Portrait of the Artist Wasting Time

Ruh Roh:

10. Akechi

Akechi would rather relive his third year of high school than ever say this.

9. Makoto

Similar vein to Akechi.

8. Haru

She would absolutely say it once if others were saying it, but I don't think it would come up naturally.

7. Yusuke

Similar vein to Haru.

6. Sumi

She drops a stray "ruh roh" under her breath on a tough day but nothing more.

5. Ann

She drops a stray "ruh roh" at a normal volume on a tough day and she does not apologize.

4. Akira/Ren

He says it completely deadpan but with a small smile that can't help but work its way across his face.

3. Morgana

Mona hits a solid "RUH ROH" when bumping into strong shadows in his van form.

2. Futaba

Futaba says this so frequently that it's probably become some sort of verbal stim for her.

Ryuji

This bitch drops a "ruh roh" at any mild inconvenience.

Zoinks:

10. Akechi

Akechi would have to contort his mouth in an unnatural way for this sound to ever naturally escape it.

9. Haru

She is far more likely to let a curse word slip than a "zoinks" in a stressful situation.

8. Yusuke

He says "zoinks" but in a contemplative tone like, "Zoinks? I don't think I do."

7. Makoto

She has genuinely said it exactly once and has never lived it down.

6. Akira/Ren

Once again a deadpan delivery, usually in response to Futaba explaining the new Featherman episode to him.

5. Ann

She'll let one occasionally slip when shocked.

4. Sumi

Same as Ann but moreso.

3. Futaba

Similar to Joker, I think it's a very deadpan delivery from her when she says it. It's her favorite way to subtly roast whoever she's talking to.

2. Ryuji

Ryuji pulls out a "zoinks" when he's run out of "for real" for the month.

Morgana

This is just a normal Morgana emote.

Jeepers:

10. Akira/Ren

It's not an intentional thing he avoids; he has just never said this.

9. Akechi

Akechi says it once while in Detective Prince mode and that moment is in the top ten reasons why he hates himself.

8. Yusuke

Yusuke doesn't know what this means, assumes it's a type of fish, and no one has corrected him on his usage yet so he carries on.

7. Ryuji

Ryuji will say it, but it's on the lower end of his favorite catchphrases.

6. Sumi

She will say this occasionally.

5. Futaba

She says this any time she comes across someone being especially vitriolic. She basically uses it as a replacement word for "geez".

4. Morgana

He used to say this more initially, but he cut down his usage to try and appear more tough in front of Ann (don't ask me how).

3. Haru

It is a common occurrence to hear a soft-spoken "jeepers" coming from Haru's direction when sharing tough news.

2. Makoto

This is the one phrase where Makoto will let herself be a little silly, so the other Phantom Thieves make sure to never tease her for it.

Ann

Ann absolutely loves hitting a "jeepers" after she comes across an unsettling situation.

Jinkies:

10. Akechi

We're back to our typical scheduled program with Akechi in dead last.

9. Ryuji

He has an extensive list of catchphrases, but this one almost never comes up.

8. Yusuke

He said "jinkies" approximately one time because Futaba asked him to while she recorded a video of it.

7. Futaba

She says "jinkies" so drily you would think the word is sandpaper.

6. Makoto

Makoto is such a "jeepers" girl that she has little need for the inferior "jinkies"

5. Akira/Ren

He only says this as a result of long-form exposure to Sumi and Haru.

4. Morgana

Similar to "jeepers", Mona has cut down his "jinkies" usage in recent time.

3. Ann

Moderate "jinkies" user.

2. Sumi

This is where she really shines, letting out an appropriately timed "jinkies" when a Shadow jumps out at them.

Haru

It's insane how much Haru says "jinkies". It's like a beloved friend to her, always there in her time of need.

Anyway I'm going to go to sleep now.

[rachetmath]

A Schnee Outing(Pt. 1)

Ren and Nora were heading back to their dorm room after a long day of work. Once they enter however they were shocked for what they saw. Weiss was on her knees in front of Jaune. She was begging and they just had to know why.

Weiss: Please?

Jaune: No.

Weiss: Please?

Jaune: Not going to happen.

Weiss: Please, Jaune, I beg you.

Nora: Hey what's going on?

Weiss: Nothing important.

Nora: *not buying it.* Jaune.

Jaune: Weiss and Ruby want to hang out except Winter, who promised to schedule a day with her is coming with them.

Ren: Okay, so what does this have to do with Weiss on her knees begging?

Jaune: She wants me to ask her sister out on a date.

Nora and Ren jaws were dropped after hearing that and in a few seconds, they snapped out of it.

Nora: WHAT!? Is that true?

Weiss: *embarrassed and starts crying* Yes!!! It's true!!! I want to hang out with Ruby and I don't mind Winter wanting to tag along but I also don't want her to feel like a third wheel!

Ren: I don't think Winter minds that.

Weiss: Plus she'll ask a variety of questions, and wanting a very detailed answers to each one!

Jaune: Oh so she's Yang but more deadly and insane. And better.

JNPR door opens with an angry Yang barging through. Her eyes were red with fury as Jaune felt a disturbance, knowing he’ll die if he doesn’t change the subject.

Yang: What was that vomit boy!?

Jaune: *while sweating* I said, Yang, you’re beautiful and sexy, and you shine brighter than any sun in the galaxy.

Yang accepts the answer and step back. However she wants Jaune to know one thing before she leaves. Warning him of what’s to come as she slowly walks back to the door.

Yang: Okay. Don't slip. I have ears. And these hands are not scared to punch you. Got it?

Jaune: Of course.

Yang closes the door leaving Jaune relieved he can live another day.

Jaune: (Shit that was close.) Anyways no.

Weiss: *puppy dog eyes* Please!?

Nora: Come on, help the girl out. It's just one date.

Ren: Plus, it'll be good experience for you since you never been on a date before.

Jaune: Screw you, Ren. And that is true, but I prefer when it's natural not forced.

Weiss: Oh come on, Jaune, please, I'll do anything!

Jaune: The answer is still no.

The conversation was going nowhere, so Ren, wanting Jaune to go on date, decides to give some ‘encouragement’.

Ren: Hm... what if I happen to send Yang that video clip of you cutting and dying her hair back at Beacon.

Jaune: *shocked* What?

Nora: Oh, I think Yang may still be wondering how her hair got that way. If I were to recall she said if she finds the perpetrator, then she will make them wish they were never born. Last time, she suspected Cardin and she stomp the living crap out his balls.

Ren: She then proceeded to hunt down anyone she suspected, almost destroying the school. Maybe we should-

Jaune: *death stares* You wouldn't.

Ren: *death stares back* Try me. Bitch.

Jaune and Ren continued to stare each other down, until Jaune gives up and decides to help.

Jaune: *sigh* Fine.

Weiss: You'll help? Really?

Jaune: Like I have a choice. I would rather let a Beowulf kill me than Yang. Not after what happened last time.

Nora: Oh yeah.

Ren: That woman went Yandere crazy.

Jaune: So, when is this supposed to happen?

Weiss: Next Saturday.

Jaune checks his wallet and bank account and sees he might not have enough cash to pay for Winter, let alone for what he needs for going out for a casual stroll. He knew while he had time he needed to make preparations.

Jaune: Okay that gives me some time. Nora? Can you help me shop for something to wear?

Nora: Sure thing. When?

Jaune: Friday will have to do.

Ren: But that will be the day before the date arrives. Why then?

Jaune: Look I don't have a lot of money, so I need to pull extra shifts if I'm going to make this work. Anyways, Weiss-

Weiss: *happily hugs Jaune* Oh thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Jaune: No problem. Now lead me to your sister.

Weiss leads Jaune to Winter's room. While walking they discussed how to approach the situation so Winter can accept Jaune invite to go on a date. Weiss tries to tell Jaune about the things Winter like however she didn't really know Winter to well beyond just playing with her as a child and training with so he was out of luck. When they arrived Jaune was nervous and no can blame him, after all he couldn't get Weiss to go on a date with him, so how on earth will he get the Ice Queen's sister to accept his offer. Jaune then stopped and took deep breathes and was to knock only to see Winter already opened it.

Winter: Oh hello Mr. Arc.

Jaune: Um... Ms. Schnee…

Winter: What brings you and Weiss here to my room?

Weiss: Well, Jaune wanted to ask you something. Right, Jaune?

Jaune: Yeah.

Winter: Okay, but can it wait, I need-

Jaune: Ms. Schnee?

Winter: …

Jaune: Will you-

Winter: Will I?

Jaune: Will you -will you- will you (Damn it, come on, Jaune, just say it. Don't be a wimp. Remember your doing this to survive and help a friend. Now, SAY IT.) Ms. Schnee, may I go on a date with you!?

Winter: A date?

Jaune: Yes.

Winter: With me?

Jaune: Yes.

Winter: ...When?

Jaune: Saturday.

Winter: Oh really? I'm sorry but Saturday I'll be with my sister and her partner Ms. Rose. Maybe-

Weiss: He can come with us.

Winter: Are you sure?

Weiss: Of course, the more the merrier. Plus, I mean he's perfect for carrying our bags.

Jaune: (Oh you ice cold bitch.)

Winter: Hm… very well. As long as Mr. Arc is comfortable, I'll gladly accept his proposal.

Jaune: (Oh brothers really?)

Winter: *up in Jaune's face* Saturday, at the entrance of the school, at 9:00 am. Don't be late.

Jaune: Yes ma'am.

Winter: And rule number one, call me by my first name.

Jaune: Yes Ms.- I mean, Winter.

Winter: Good, see you then.

Winter walks away to attend to her duties while Jaune was left speechless.

Weiss: Well that went great.

Jaune: Really? Carrying your bags.

Weiss: It worked. Now, I'll take my leave. See you Saturday.

Weiss walks away leaving Jaune to sign.

Jaune: Well I better get busy.

[se7ens-oc-heaven]

if there was some kind of Legendkeepers Halloween Costume Party, what would everyone dress up as? and who would put the least/most Effort into their costumes?

I honestly don't have clear ideas on What Specifically people would dress up as, so I focused more on effort/approach!

Sumire - She'd probably pick something that seems like an easy grab, in the vein of "going as a ghost just so it's a sheet over the head and something everyone Gets", but she does put some effort into it so it actually is pretty well done. Might be like, instead of just a grey sheet for duskull, she makes a point of having the skull mask, loose "sleeves" for the hands, bones on the 'back', and she'll make a point of keeping her arms folded behind her or hanging in front of her.

Maciel - lowest effort, he doesn't feel comfortable spending money on stuff like that. He'll do it, partially due to Lena's prompting and partially because he would like to join in, but it involves a lot of thrifting and/or creative/generous interpretation, probably on the level of "wearing a black shirt with a gold ring on it and claiming it's Umbreon" for example. (Though with Lena pressuring him it'll be more involved than that)

Lena - puts a lot of effort into it, but is also indecisive - she doesn't remember her halloweens and loves the idea of getting to experience it, but can't figure out what she wants to do most. Probably does several costumes, depending on how many events she gets to go to

Satsuki - while she'd like to dress up, she's too busy with various events and having to present certain ways for them - as the champion, as a contest idol, as the person who saved Hoenn from drastic flooding... her outfits for these events match the theme and her role but just have generically spooky touches to them rather than being all-out costumes.

Ren - some sort of goofy food costume. He dresses his pokemon to match too, and posts photos on his pokemon photo blog はい、チーズ ! ("ok, say cheese!", but also known as "Hi, Cheese!")

Aya - I can't see her enjoying the celebrations much, but I can see her wearing ears/wings/tail accessories during the season for fun.

Ritsu - ok actually wait maybe he's the lowest effort. Just wears the diamond clan uniform he was gifted in Hisui as being a "surprisingly historically accurate costume". (He just likes having an excuse to wear his old garb again)

Touya - not sure why but I could see him go for a profession-based costume, like wrestler or doctor or something. Just goes for something quick and storebought, nothing too fancy

Kimmie - probably goes for some sort of cute pokemon thematically, but rather than more literal she probably goes for like cutesy clothing that evokes the imagery more indirectly - like if you had a pink cutesy dress with a jigglypuff face printed on the front. May buy the base outfit but she further accessorizes by herself.

Xav - if you can convince him to go out, he'll wear one of those "artistic halloween costumes" where it's done more to rise to the fashion challenge than just a simple, store-bought costume. Involves precise makeup work, attention to detail, the whole nine yards. Puts the most effort into it - IF you can get him to go out somewhere for it, that is.

Rex - depending on where on his timeline he is, I could see him dressing as his favorite superhero! He'd probably go for storebought (I can't imagine him making it himself and I don't think he knows anyone who could) but then 'erm actually' every off detail about it if it came up.

Aspen - indecisive and also a bit shy, worried others will think they're being "childish". Most likely to do matching costumes with his friends. Drawn towards pokemon-themed costumes the most, likes them when they look more directly like the pokemon.

Natsumi - since they're in charge of the lousy three, they decide to dress up to match - as Ogerpon, naturally. That, or they convince Aspen to be Ogerpon while they're Pecharunt. They put a good amount of effort into making sure the costume is readable, but don't worry too much about the quality of it so much - so if cheap plastic masks or slightly off stitching or something is in there, it's fine. It's only meant for limited time usage after all.

[redrascal1]

This is a genuine question....why has the Jedi Council Forums been taken over by toxic Finn fans?

I'm not judging ALL Finn fans as toxic; I'm pretty sure some reylos are, there's a toxic element to most fandoms. I've seen plenty of lovely Finn and FinnRey fans, and let's face it...we are ALL entitled to like whatever character we want, and 'ship' however we want.

But....the JCF has some very nasty Finn fans. And these people have a particular hatred for anyone who likes Kylo/Ben...even if they aren't reylos.

As I've said so many times...I've been banned for mentioning Ben in a Finn thread twice. But, I'm sure as everyone knows, forum threads can be like Red Robins...you can start off talking about one thing and end up going completely off topic. In fact, on the JCF people went so way off topic on a JJ Abrams thread they made a joke of it!

When it comes to Finn and Kylo however, it's a different kettle of fish.

My comment, that got me banned was this: 'The ST should have been Ben Solo's story.'

And I stand by that. Not because, as I was accused of doing, I was 'putting the white character in front of the Black male lead.' But, because it was the Skywalker saga - not the Stormtrooper Saga. It wasn't the Scavenger Saga either. One of my biggest beefs is how DLF turned the Skywalker Saga into the story of two complete strangers. Even worse, they have made it the Palpatine Story.

Earlier on that same forum I had posted how depressed Ben's fate had left me...I'm a clinical depressant and SW was actually a lifesaver for me throughout bad times in my life. Another poster then replied telling me how delighted he was, as it 'served me right for liking Han's killer.'

I'm a clinical depressant. That individual could have driven me to taking my own life, yet his post remained up, and a poster who angrily accused him of being a 'dick' was threatened with a ban. Apparently calling someone a dick is far, far worse than practically telling a depressant they're glad they are depressed.

What does worry me is that some of the hatred the JCF Finn fans have for the Kylo Ren character is starting to bleed out onto Adam. I still 'lurk', just to see if they are still as poisonous as ever (they are) and also because they often have some interesting links. I've seen that some of them are now not just criticising the 'loathsome young man' Kylo Ren, but they are also criticising Adam from anything from his appearance to his acting skills....this isn't fair.

I think it all boils down to 'reylo' being 'canon' in TROS....yet how is this Adam's fault? In fact, I don't really see it as 'canon'...the film and book make it very plain that Rey didn't give a toss for him. I've even recently seen that the 'end scene' originally featured Rey looking 'sad', presumably because of Ben's fate, and they scrapped it in favour of 'Stepford Smiler' Rey.

The truth is, Rey 'ended up' with no one.

'Rey doesn't need a boyfriend.' This is DLF's new mantra, women don't need men. I suspect she'll remain stubbornly single in the forthcoming film, the director apparently is a 'champion' of women's equality, which is fine, but does Rey, and do we, the moviegoers, really need to see even more 'Rey, icon of female empowerment?' This one doesn't.

The JCF attitude to Adam/Kylo is frankly disturbing. At the end of the day, Kylo/Ben was a fictional character. They need to leave Adam alone. He took nothing from John Boyega. Abrams and Terrio did.

[paradisdementor]

Hii I was wondering if you could do soft clingy eren after y/n was away for a family vacation and there be some spice😏😏

Hi!! Absolutely!! Hope you enjoy 😌💜

Welcome Home 🏡 | Eren x Reader Minors DNI (+18)

"She said 7:00 p.m and it's already 7:30... Okay okay Eren breathe, she'll be here soon."

Eren found himself sitting on the couch of your shared apartment after pacing around for what seemed like the 11th time in 30 minutes. You'd been out in a family trip for about 2 weeks and Eren was more than ready to have you back home, you were always together so being away for that long was really messing with him.

"What could be taking so long? I just want her home already, I need to have her back in my arms. Ugh can time just-"

His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of the doorknob being turned and the door being opened. He stood up and almost jumped over the center table just to get to you. He hugged you before you could even walk inside, he wrapped one arm around your waist and the other higher up your back with his hand on the back of your head.

"Eren, if you keep squeezing me like that you're going to crush my ribs babe."

"I don't care, I missed you too much so don't EVER leave for that long again. Let me enjoy this moment, now shush."

He said with his face buried in your hair before pulling away and kissing you harshly, pushing his tongue inside your mouth as they played with eachother. He sighed happily and hungrily between kisses, hissing at the feeling of your hands pulling on his messy man bun.

"You know I'm not good with words, so what'd you say if you let me show you how much I missed you instead hm?"

Eren whispered seductively in your ear , causing your knees to slightly bend and your thighs to squeeze together. You could feel your arousal pooling in your underwear as he nibbled on the shell of your ear before picking you up bridal style and taking you to your bedroom.

"You're going to show me huh? And how would you do that Mr. Yeager?"

You asked teasingly, raising an eyebrow and smirking as he laid you down on the bed. He let out a small chuckle, undressing himself until he was only in his underwear and moving to do the same to you until you were completely naked.

"Just relax and let me do my thing."

He said sending you a cheeky wink with a smile. He got on the bed in front of you and spread your legs wide, your cheeks growing red at the sudden exposure. He swallowed hard and felt his dick growing harder at the sight of your pussy clenching around nothing.

"God, I missed you... Missed this sight so much."

He layed down on his stomach and began to kiss your inner thighs, sucking on them and biting them, he wanted to make sure you were marked up for days. His kisses circled around your core, getting closer and closer to your clit until you felt light kisses over it.

"Ren, please I need you"

As in command, Eren began eating you out like a starved man. His tongue was everywhere in and on you, pushing it in and out of your hole, slurping and sucking on your clit.

"Eren!! Fuck, just like that don't stop!"

Eren continued to lick your clit in left and right motions as he teased your entrance with two digits. Your back arched at the sudden yet pleasurable intrusion that had you bucking your hips for more.

"I can't wait any longer angel, I need to be inside you now."

He got up on his knees and removed his boxers, his large dick sprung out making your mouth water at the sight. Without wasting any more time, he positioned himself at your entrance and slowly made his way in, feeling the stretch and tightness of your sex.

"Holy shit, how are you this tight sweetheart? It almost hurts."

"You're one to talk, it almost feels as if you got bigger."

Both of you moaned and groaned at the familiar sensation that you were deprived from for weeks. Not being able to hold back any longer, Eren began to thrust at a steady pace before going faster and harder.

"I don't think I'll be able to last long if you keep squeezing me like that babe."

"I'm close too, cum with me Ren, please."

After a few more thrusts, Eren's cum painted your walls white as you followed by finishing all over his now soaked dick. He leaned down and kissed you all over your face before pulling away with a bright smile.

"Don't think I'm done with you yet, this was to make up for day one of fourteen. Now, get on all fours for me."

[hillnerd]

Romione for the ship game :) thank you!

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME! Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? -Forever

How quickly did/will they fall in love? -it took time for romantic love to develop- but by 6th year it was love

How was their first kiss? -We saw it, and it was passion and tension finally spilling into a full on snog

Wedding:

Who proposed? -Ron

Who is the best man/men? -harry

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -ginny

Who did the most planning? -hahahahahah hermione

Who stressed the most? -ron bc he wants it perfect for hermione and is seriously worried that somehow she'll leave him at the altar for like 15 minutes bc that’s the sort of thing that worries him in the night. It’s ridiculous of course, but hey- anxiety does stuff to people

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? idk draco?

Sex:

Who is on top? position wise 55% hermione 45% ron top/bottom wise 87% Ron

Who is the one to instigate things? -depends completely

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head i can see them experimenting with things a lot, but sticking to convential intimacy most of the time- but when they experiment they can experiment hard

How long do they normally last? -I think they average 20-30 minutes- they are all about a slow build and lots of different stuff explored- not really into quickies unless there's an element of naughty 'we might get caught' in it

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -No bc Ron wants to rock hermione too hard and girls can orgasm more

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. I don't think it's rough often at all- but sometimes they are passionate as hell

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. they are very cuddly- but hermione is not one to want to cuddle much in front of others- but just them? they are intwined

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? 2

How many children will they adopt? -not sure they do- but they could!

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? Ron as he's the stay at home parent

Who is the stricter parent? Hermione

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? both but Ron more often as he's around more at that time of day

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -Ron- again stay at home dad

Who is the more loved parent? slight margin Ron

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Hermione

Who cried the most at graduation? Hermione

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -Hermione goes FULL extra on this

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? Ron- I picture him becoming quite the cook over the years- Hermione is an average cook. Like it’s fine- but only because she found a good recipe- lots of overly dry chicken, food without enough spice, or al dente pasta because she followed the instructions to a T and sometimes you just have to go with what you’re seeing/what tastes better

Who is the most picky in their food choice? Hermione- she is health concious

Who does the grocery shopping? Ron

How often do they bake desserts? more often than Hermione likes

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Ron meat- Hermione salad

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -Ron by slight margin

Who is more likely to suggest going out? -ron- he gets bored with the leftovers after a day or so- and once he's finally gotten okay with spending money he's like 'but it's not a waste of money it's FOOD- the most important thing to spend money on?' hermione:'we have food at home.'

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -Neither- but by slight margin Ron- he is the WAY better cook- but he also is the sort to try to make a smoker type thing he saw in a book or puts aluminum into a microwave

Chores:

Who cleans the room? -Hermione before they’re older- but eventually Ron is a stay at home dad so he actually ends up cleaning more

Who is really against chores? -Ron because chores suck

Who cleans up after the pets? -both- Ron avoids cat boxes, Hermione doesn’t walk the dog or clean up its poo often

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -Ron

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -Hermione

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -Ron- made his day

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? -on average Hermione bc of her hair care routine

Who takes the dog out for a walk? -Ron

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -normal amount- they don't do ALL that much beyond a little bit of christmas stuff or maybe a little bit on a birthday.

What are their goals for the relationship? -this question is weird- like what- love one another?

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -Ron- hermione prides herself on waking up at a 'good time' and Ron's like 'good time is whatever time you want- aka 10:15 or later'

Who plays the most pranks? -Ron

[danurso]

The final battle.

Jaune: *in front of salem's door* so, we're finally here.

Ruby: you guys ready?

Yang: we trained a lot for today, we ain't backing up now.

Nora: yeah!

Weiss: let's go.

Blake: we have a world to save.

Ren: *nods*

Jaune: okay, here we go! *kicks door open*

Salem: ohh...ozpin's childs are here, we've been waiting for you.

Mercury: time to kick some butts.

Emerald: agreed.

Cinder: let's finish this once for all.

Tyrian: can we start the onslaught my queen?

Watts: time to put an end to these disturbances.

Hazel: let's finish this already.

Jaune: *standing in front of cinder with his friends on his side*

Cinder: *smirking with the rest of salem's minions on her side* are you ready for a painful death arc?

Jaune: i was about to ask you the same thing.

Salem: dispose of them.

Cinder: yes. Are you ready knight?

Jaune: more than ready.

Cinder: farewell. *takes a deep breath* yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing!

Emerald/Mercury: ooohhhh!

Jaune: *clenching his hand over his chest* ugh!

Ruby: j-jaune, are you okay!?

Jaune: yeah ruby, i'm fine. My turn now cindy *takes a deep breath* yo mama so fat, when she got to the scale it said "i need your weight, not your phone number"

Ruby: oouhhh!!

Nora: Get Rekt!

Cinder: *falls back on the floor* ugh! Emerald, mercury, GO!

Emerald: yo mama so dumb, when y'all were driving to disneyland she saw a sign that said "disneyland left" so she went home.

Mercury: oooohhhhhh!!

Ruby: *falls on her knees and coughs some blood*

Yang: ruby you-

Ruby: i'm fine, i can do this. *wipes the blood and stands up* yo mama so fat, when she got to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Emerald: ACK!! *flies back a few meters and falls unconscious.

Mercury: EM!!! *glaring back at them* you'll pay for that. Yo mama so ugly, when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

Yang: UGH! *falls back* heh, not bad *gets up and wipes blood of her chin* my turn now. Yo mama's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Mercury: UGH!!! *flies back and falls besides emerald* god...dammit… *passes out*

Hazel: kids shouldn't get involved with adults job. *standing before ruby* yo mama so ugly, she had to get you drunk before breastfeeding you.

Ruby: UGH!!! *flies back hitting the wall*

Yang: RUBY!!! You bas-

Hazel: yo mama so dumb, she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.

Yang: *flies back and falls besides ruby* he...he's way too strong. *coughs blood*

Ren: i'll take care of him *standing in front of hazel* yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.

Hazel: *stumbles back a bit but glares at him* yo mama so ugly she gives freddy krueger nightmares.

Ren: *slides back but manages to keep himself on foot*

Nora: Ren! You okay!?

Ren: im fine nora *glares back at hazel* Yo mama's so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."

Hazel: GHHAAAAHHH!!!! *flies off the window*

Tyrian: guess it's my turn now. Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

Ren: ugh! *falls back*

Nora: REN!! GRRRR...YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!

Tyrian: come and make me little lady, ghahahaha!!!!

Nora: Yo mama so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem!

Tyrian: UGH!! *hugs his stomach and spits blood on the floor* heh...don't think i'll go down that easily.

Blake: we know you won't, but she's not the only one here. Yo mama so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.

Tyrian: AARRGH!!! *gets blown through the roof.

Watts: quite the creative minds you two, but you still have a long way to go if you want to reach our level. Yo mama is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.

Nora: *flies back and lands besides ren*

Watts: Yo mama so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Blake: *falls back* UGH!!! Goddammit… *passes out*

Weiss: you'll pay for that. Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."

Watts: UGH!!! *holding his guts* insolent girl...Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

Weiss: AAHHH!! *flies back and lands unconscious*

Jaune: weiss!! Bastard! Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

Watts: *coughs blood and falls on the ground* h-how!? *passes out*

Salem: i should have imagined that this was going to happen, but now there's only me and you young knight, are you sure you want to die so soon?

Ruby: *on the ground, holding jaune by his leg* please...no...she'll kill you.

Jaune: don't worry ruby, i'll defeat her, that's a promise. *walks to salem* Yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice.

Salem: *stumbles* hmm, looks like ozpin trained you well young knight, but you'll need more than just that. Yo mama's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.

Jaune: *stumbles and falls in one knee*

Salem: what is it? Too much for you?

Jaune: that's nothing, i can still go on. Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Salem: *gets cut on her cheek* hmm, i can't remember the last time someone made me bleed, i admire your courage young man, but this is the end to you. Yo Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Jaune: *arm breaks* GHAAARGH!!!

Ruby: jaune stop! She's going to kill you!

Jaune: *breathing raggedly* i'm still...not finished...Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

Salem: *slides back with a cut on her stomach* how did you…grrr, don't expect me to be so merciful anymore young man. Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!

Jaune: *flies back*

RWBY/NR: JAUNE!!!

Salem: its over, give up already.

Jaune: no...i promised...i promised that...i would defeat you. *stumbles trying to get up.* and i will defeat you *starts glowing with aura* even if it kills me...i will finish you with all i got!!

Salem: you-

Jaune: Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock!

Salem: *arm gets cut* wha-

Jaune: Yo mama's so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC!

Salem: *gets a cut across her chest* stop!

Jaune: Yo mama is so fat, black holes get sucked into her!

Salem: *skin starts cracking* NOO!! STOP!!

Jaune: Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi!

Salem: *skin cracks more* NO!! NO!! I CAN'T BE DEFEATED!!!

Jaune: AND FOR LAST!! YO MAMA'S SO UGLY, SHE MADE MY HAPPY MEAL CRY!!

Salem: NOOOOOO!!!!! *explodes in a million pieces*

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Jaune: and this students, is how we saved the world.

Student 1: it sounds a bit crazy.

Student 2: it's totally ridiculous. You can't kill anyone with yo mama jokes.

Jaune: Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows.

Student 2: *blows up*

Jaune: any other questions?

Students: *terrified* n-no professor arc.

Jaune: good.