#renjun x reader smau

[wh1spyz]

"butterfingers" - a renjun smau

GENRE 𓏲 ˖ fluff, humor, strangers to lovers, college au

SUMMARY 𓏲 ˖ you, a baker at orchid paradise who is working alongside her mom, absolutely despises sweets, but your mother wants you to take over the business. for this to happen, you would have to get someone to help you with the baking for sure. what happens when you meet a cute boy that might just be the person you need, but hes not quite.. cooperative ?

but yet, despite his personality, you want him to be more than just your little helper?

PAIR 𓏲 ˖ sweet tooth!renjun x baker!reader

WARNINGS 𓏲 ˖ profanity, suggestive messages/jokes, violent jokes, kys jokes, renjun is genuinely so rude at the start (😓)

STATUS 𓏲 ˖ ongoing, 2 chapters every monday and saturday

TAGLIST 𓏲 ˖ open ! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

chapters > ᴗ <

profiles ☆

01 . dodo on the hunt

02 . #punchtheshitoutofrenjun

03 . whats wrong with him?

04 .

05 .

[viasdreams]

‧₊˚✩ ₊˚🫧⊹♡

sending dream pics with their photocards in your cleavage !!

a/n: little secret for yall…yn in chenle’s is me👅dont slide into my dms all at once now!!!

[hyuckiestarz]

bf!dreamies sending you a selfie

masterlist

[remtrack]

random boyfriend texts ☆ nct dream.

nct dream x reader. fluff.

warnings: the term wife used in hyuck's, suggestive in mark's.

note: first nct texts! some might be ooc </3 let me know if you like this ♡ i'll do more :P some were inspired by ones from pinterest!

[florihaei]

• ౨ৎ ────────── 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 ₊ ˖ ་.

엔시티 드림 ꒰ 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮

• ( 1010 ) est.relationship 𓂃 bf dreamies! + kissing, pet names, suggestive / ( FLORIHAEI VALUT )

reblogs and feedbacks are appreciated!, phtots are not mine!!, credits to the rightful owner!!( there’s a rich joke in”haechans” and I don’t like it that much so sorry in advance!! florihaei taglist ୨ৎ

MARK LEE !

mark insisted on carrying everything, even your tiny purse. “babe i got it” you say reaching for your bag. he pulls it away with a grin, easily slipping the strap over his shoulder. “nope, to heavy for my baby girl”

you narrow your eyes at him, placing your hands on your hips. “mark baby.. it’s literally lighter than your phone”

he tilted his head, pretending to think. “hmm, it doesn’t matter, what if your body gets sore?, what if you get tired baby?” his voice was laced with amusement, but the way he tucks you under his arm and pulls you close has you smiling

“you’re ridiculous..” you muttered, though you don’t pull away.

“ridiculously in love with you” he corrects you, as he presses a soft kiss to your temple. “now let me be a good boyfriend and spoil my baby yeah?”

you sigh dramatically but you end up smiling even wider when he gives your cheek a squeeze.

-

HUANG RENJUN !

you reach for a cup on the top shelf, standing on your tippy toes and stretching as far as you could. beofre you could even get close, renjun appears behind you , easily grabbing the cup and placing it in your hands.

“what would you do without me?” he teases, resting his chin on your shoulder

“survive” you reply, turning to glare at him playfully

he scoffed, looping his arm around your waist. “doubt it baby, you’re too small and fragile”

“im not fragile” you argued, but he just hums, clearly he was unconvinced.

“mhm sure , but i would rather not risk my pretty girl struggling” his voice is soft as he titled her chin up. his thumb grazing over your jaw before pressing a lingering kiss to your nose. “besides, it’s cute when you try”

you swat at his chest, but the warmth spreading through you was impossible to ignore.

-

LEE JENO !

jeno watches as you struggle to open a bottle of water, your hands twisted at the cap, but with no success. before you can even consider asking for help, he grabs it from your grasp effortlessly, cracking it open with one hand

“jeno.. baby..” you huffed, reaching for it. “i could’ve done it”

he lifted the bottle higher, out of your reach, a playful smirk on his lips. “mm, but why should i when i can just do it for you baby?”

you pout, the smirk softened as he takes your chin between his fingers. “pretty.. i like taking care of you” he murmurs, pressing a slow kiss to your lips before finally handing the bottle to you. “so let me, okay?”

you take a sip, trying to hide your smile, but he sees right through you.

-

LEE HAECHAN !

your standing in the kitchen, trying to wash the dishes, when haechan suddenly wraps his arms around your waist and lifts you off the ground

“you shouldn’t be doing this sunshine” he whines, carrying you away from the sink and placing you gently on the couch. “my pretty baby doesn’t need to be doing chores”

you cross your arms. “and who’s going to do them then?, you?”

“uh no?, that’s why rich people hire maids for” he says. “and since im not rich, ill do it because i love you”

you blink “wait did you just…?”

“shh” he cuts you off, pressing a quick kiss to your lips before rushing to the kitchen. “no more questions sunshine, just sit here and look pretty for me”

your heart feels like it’s doing somersaults, but you’ll just pretend you didn’t hear the way his voice cracked

-

NA JAEMIN !

you’re in bed half asleep, when you feel jaemin shift beside you. he carefully tucks the blanket around your shoulders, brushing a strand of hair away from your face.

“nana… where are you going?” you mumble, reaching for his hand before he can move.

jaemin chuckles softly, leaning down to kiss your forehead. “i was just gonna get some water baby”

you let out a sleepy whine, tugging at his hoodie. “no… stay”

he smiles, lying back down and wrapping his arms around you. “you’re too cute you know that?” his voice is a whisper against your ear warm and comforting.

you nuzzle into his chest as he kisses the top of your head. “okay, okay i’m staying” he murmurs. “not like i’d ever leave my pretty girl alone anyway”

-

ZHONG CHENLE !

you’re running around the house, trying to grab something from the other room, when chenle calls out from the couch. “slow down baby, you’re gonna trip”

“i won-” your foot catches on the rug, and before you know it you’re stumbling forward.

chenle is up in an instant, catching you before you can hit the ground. he steadies you as his hands firm on your waist. “what did i just say baby?” he sighs, shaking his head before pulling you into his arms.

you groan. “okay okay.. you were right”

he smirks, rubbing circles onto your back. “of course i was, my baby is too clumsy for her own good”

you pout up at him, and he kisses your forehead with a chuckle. “from now on just let me do everything baby okay?”

you roll your eyes, but you don’t complain when he picks you up bridal style just to take you back to the couch.

-

PARK JISUNG !

you’re sitting on the floor, playing a video game when jisung suddenly scoots closer and pulls you into his lap.

“jisung baby?” you say, looking at him in confusion.

he wraps his arms around you, resting his chin on your shoulder. “just let me hold you for a bit”

your heart melts. “you’re so clingy” you tease, but you lean into him anyway.

“yeah, yeah” he mumbles, tightening his grip. “you’re my baby so deal with it”

you smile, placing your hands over his. “okay but you better not complain when i call you baby back”

he groans, but you catch the way his ears turn pink.

[eternalpast]

₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊

sending memes to bf! dreamies

warnings: suggestive

authors note: first post on new account, kinda nervous

₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊

[strrykais]

ᝰ.ᐟ off the record

someone had to write for the sports column in your schools paper, and unfortunately it falls onto you. only knowing very little about basketball - thanks to your friend chenle, this shouldn't be so bad!

well, that was until you meet the team’s captain and he rudely asks if you are deaf.... funny thing is, you are!

pairing: lee jeno x fem!reader

genre: social media au (some written parts), angst, fluff, humor, some miscommunication situations, sports love

warnings: explicit language, suggestive/death jokes, reader is deaf, reader is in journalism, jeno is on the basketball team, more to be added

notes: watched twinkling watermelon again and here we are!

status: ongoing

taglist: CLOSED

yn's group | jeno's group

0- prologue 1- im going to hell 2- its a face i wanna ride on 3- messing with etsy witches 4- that little whore 5- sign rizz go crazy 6- my voluminous, plump fat ass 7- on that same freakuency 8- opp to oppa 9- mark lee is gay 10- drop your pants boy 11- five big booms 12- i think im in love with you 13- plenty of people want my cookie 14- j names are toxic 15- why tf was he rizzing me up?? 16- ???

reblogs, likes and replies are appreciated! feel free to send constructive feedback/thoughts in my asks!

[markleessodalite]

He Left, Come Over: NCT Dream

content: you prank bf!dreamies with a "he left, come over" text

warnings: all of these are very suggestive by nature lol, allusions to a car accident in chenle's (not real tho (don't text and drive!!)), kms jokes in haechan's, mark's is especially suggestive, i may have been phoning it in a little with jeno's idk oops lol

Mark:

Renjun:

Jeno:

Haechan:

Jaemin:

Chenle:

Jisung:

[gooner127]

THANK YOUUU for the likes on the chenle one so hereye hereye haechan bf texts🫡

tw: kms jokes, suggestive in some slides

[emotaeyongie]

𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅the dreamies when your relationship gets leaked texts!𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅

a/n: lmk what yall think of this one! do yall like the ot7 texts or the singular member text posts better?? ALSO YALL BETTER STREAM TF OUTTA +82 PRESSIN.

warnings: the usual

[ayukas]

ִ ⋆✴︎˚⋆ WHO STOLE MY HAECHAN?

in which your beloved starfish plushie goes missing from your dorm, and you're absolutely certain one of your suspiciously nosy neighbors is the thief. now you're stuck playing detective in a building full of unhelpful witnesses, petty pranks, and very questionable alibis. / 7dream three-part smau

part one / two / three

notes you, sir, have just met your dsstiny ✌️

perm. taglist ♡ @dreaminabtrj @ddolbyong @f6llsun @egojo1st @sungbites @nonverdolly @strwberie @blondemrk @chenlezip @markkiatocafe @stqrgr7 @jisungji @taroddori @haeriaes @kukkurookkoo @polarisjisung @dudekiss3r @dejundesign @uncasings @sweetpinkblueberry @spacejip @yushiela @insbread @t-102 @haelvrty @pl4netx1a @haeivie @natakgae @fae-renjun @sunghoonsgfreal @jaemcaffe @bunnysoonie @peanutbutterjam505

[wh1spyz]

"butterfingers"

02 . #punchtheshitoutofrenjun

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a/n: woah! 2 chapters in one day!!! ik im probably overworking myself a tiny bit but its fine.... i think! tags: @ayukas @injvns @soupersaldz

[viasdreams]

⟡ ݁₊ .

nct dream subtly trying to tell you they’re horny !!

a/n: this title is a very loose representation of what this is because some of these are not subtle at all(cough chenle cough)

a/n pt.2: for jisungs, you can read the implications of it in any way you want !! whether hes asking sincerely or jokingly based on yourself (i hope that makes sense 😞)

[luvyeni]

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ACCIDENTALLY SENDING THEM A NUDE — BSF!NCT DREAM ꒱

— cw. mentions of nudes, allusions to sex

authors note. nct dream is so fun to write text for , haechan especially !

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

MARK !

RENJUN !

JENO !

HAECHAN !

JAEMIN !

CHENLE !

JISUNG !

©️LUVYENI

[hyuckiezbaby]

RANDOM BF TEXTS WITH HAECHAN

warnings: suggestive, use of baby, babe,wife, haechans clingy.

a/n: requests are open <3

[hyuckiestarz]

the cat returns - l.dh smau

after your cat runs away, you're devastated. when you decide to put up missing signs all over your neighborhood, you get a suspicious text.

or in which haechan adopts a really cute cat.

neighbor!haechan x fem!reader

genre ; enemies to lovers, fluff, humor, slow burn, probably angst, non-idol au

warnings ; everyone is mean, some kms/kys jokes, a lot of teasing but it's out of love

extras ; reader likes everyone but haechan, profanities and death jokes (soz), some mark x reader, tension, jealous!hyuck prob, will add more as im making the story.

an; i'm writing this as i go so posting won't be super regular

an2; to be added in the taglist just send me an ask <3

an3; the main character in this work is the one and only @/luunaaacat on instagram <3

status ; on-going!!

00; pspsps profiles 00; elite (and hyuck profiles)

01; paw pics

02; i will go with that cat!

03; everyone agrees

04; just a babie

05; judy hopps

06; our cat

07; interlinked

08; coocoo

09; delete this.

10; whatever tickles your balls

11; emo boy eats baguette

12; trapped

13; ref do something

14; what the helly

15; the ref quit

16; #meninwomenfields

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