#rene.speaks

[rene-spade]

my recent Thoughts

lovedrunk max verstappen with a hyperfeminine gf who he lets beat him at everything! it all started when she beat him in a card game and he realized he likes it 😳

obsessive carlos sainz x crash out single mom who used to steal cars for a living (she WILL be from atlanta ga just like most crash outs. maybe she fights any fan that tries to flirt with him.)

possessive sebastian vettel x single mom reader whose baby looks just like the babydaddy (seb’s jealous your honor) he does everything he can to rub his relationship with her and her daughter in the ex’s face

lovedrunk mclaren era kimi räikkönen with his charismatic gf who tries to teach him social skills and wants him to behave during interviews (he tries begrudgingly bc he’s obsessed with her)

growing up räikkönen au | baby räikkönen has a crippling case of daddy’s girl syndrome and will not hear any complaints about her isä (she’s not in denial, she just doesn’t care)

[rene-spade]

have y’all ever seen that movie the roommate where this girl becomes super obsessed with her roommate and gets the girl’s dead sisters name tattooed 💀💀 that’s super invasive but imagine the grid guys doing something like that

the scummier examples:

or you have the date of an old pet’s passing and lando gets it tatted out of “empathy” for you he’s shameless and immediately shows you

like in growing up räikkönen contest, you have your fathers racing number (7) tattooed and max gets it tattooed as well

carlos having an abundance of your personal important dates tatted on him, hiding under his clothes and he only shows you when he eventually has to

some cuter thoughts:

kimi gets your name tatted in a very obvious place and very early on in your relationship, esp mclaren era kimi

daniel is the type to get a little animated portrait of you tatted on his thigh (or your lipstick prints)

[rene-spade]

mayhaps a growing up alonso! with bestie dad nando who literally matches outfits and makes tiktoks with his adult daughter (who’s his princess <3 he might want to set her up with carlos)

[rene-spade]

if the early 2000s! era grid was racing in modern time with modern social media/tech/quality, I COULD DO SO MUCH MORE WITH KIMI RÄIKKÖNEN 😭😭‼️‼️

like he’d be so popular on f1twt bc he’s so memeable like imagine the walking to his yacht incident happened what would twitter look like shut upppp! and tbh we would know a lot more about him bc I feel like every day I discover some weird kimi lore from black holes in the Internet so yeah I need to go back in time and create modern social media is what I’m saying. he was hot also!

[rene-spade]

Hey girl just wondering when that reader with ex Charles leclerc and Alexandra is getting published

soooon! just trust 🙏