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Fae

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If you would be so lucky to earn a Fae’s loyalty,

they will give you their heart, treat you like royalty.

Let them approach first, please avoid the fae rings,

First you will hear laughter then their flapping wings.

The beauty of the Fae know not just one single form,

some look borne from the sky, others from a storm.

These sublime creatures will court you with flowers,

Roses followed with conversation that lasts hours.

Fear not, we serve as a neutral ground for your date,

prepare to be charmed into a flustered state.

The Fae have a reputation for being quite tricky,

their fickleness is often followed by a hickey.

To them, your body is a poem yet to be written,

every moan from you will have them smitten.

To turn the tables, to make them stutter and blush,

trace those lovely pointed ears, it gives them a rush.

Their clever fingers always find a game to play,

usually those games lead to staying in bed all day.

Unless you are ready, do not give a Fae your name,

giving instead of telling is all they need to lay a claim.

Only do this when you both are ready to commit,

in a new relationship there is much a Fae will omit.

When you are both ready what an occasion it will be,

a ceremony with flowers everywhere the eye can see.

If you are seeking nothing more than a fling,

a Fae will still treasure you, even without a ring.

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Hello to the two or less people who read this, I am not abandoning it inspiration has just been a bitch 🙃.

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Minotaur

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Half human, half bull, all in the dating scene

Minotaurs are ready for a romantic routine.

Big arms, big thighs, and an even bigger heart

how they would protect you is no small part

of the devotion that they could feel for you.

Yes, could. Fresh relationships fall through.

Focus not on that but instead your could-be lover

a few rounds in bed and you will need to recover.

Breast and/or groin they are notoriously endowed

as long as consent is given anything is allowed.

We have yet to mention the aftercare

you will be treated oh so softly, we swear.

Minotaurs really do have hearts so tender

they will chase away anyone they deem an offender.

They came in all kinds of sizes and shapes

skinny or buff they will bail you out of your scrapes.

When together your safety is never in doubt

who would attack a Minotaur that’s out and about?

Please avoid taking them to a enclosed space

they will feel trapped and destroy their careful grace.

Maybe take them to a to more opened terrain

that will save you, them, and us a lot of pain.

They will try anything at least once

Do research first, do not be a dunce.

Minotaurs come from large families or groups

they will love you, and your heart will fly in hoops.

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This is garbage.

I hate it but I tired.

I’ll be taking a break for while, poll for the next round of monsters will be up tomorrow at some point:

I appreciate the few of you that reads and somewhat likes this 😊.

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Find the poll for the next round of monsters I’ll be writing about here.

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Gargoyle

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Creatures of strength with souls so gentle,

a Gargoyle’s love is anything but ornamental.

These are beings only active at night,

a serious relationship means becoming their light.

If things do work out please be aware,

you will be courted with the utmost care.

Raised in large clans they love so dearly,

you and your heart will be guarded so fiercely.

Encounter someone with a cruel intention?

A Gargoyle will whisk you away, no question.

They know not just one language of love,

words, actions, gifts your heart will soar up above.

Talk of a long day and they will offer to cook,

mention it once and they will gift you a coveted book.

Should your night end with a bit of dancing,

the two of you will sway in a matter most romancing.

Gargoyles come in all shapes and sizes,

all adaptable to any situation that arises.

Want to be in charge in the bedroom?

They will submit with a lust that will only consume.

But if you wish to bottom in this situation,

they will take care of you with careful preparation.

Gargoyles are beings that aim for forever,

but they respect if you do not pursue this endeavor.

Even if they court you in ways more traditional,

you will have a love most unconditional.

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Thank you much for reading! If there is a specific monster you want me to write about at some point, let me know and I’ll work it in before sending out a new roster for ya’ll to vote on or just add it to the next roster and go from there.

Over the course of the summer I’m going to try and have a poem out every friday, but once college courses start up again it will be a bit spotty 🙃.

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Monster Loves Masterlist

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Summoning all Monster Lovers and Monster Fuckers alike! Come one, come all!

Come court and be courted by the monsters you admire the most at Monster Loves, a human meets monster dating service.

No judgement to be found here, love who you love!

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An anthology of attempting to be sexy but mostly silly poems surrounding the monsters we want to love, fuck, and everything in between.

Monster Loves

Werewolf

Fae

Gargoyle

Mothman

Vampire

Medusa

Minotaur

Centaur

Harpy

Hydra

Arachne

Sphinx

TBD

Cyclopes

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Harpy

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Completed with talons and attitude to match

Harpies are winged beauties that be quite a catch.

Methods of courtship are important right off the bat

but there are plenty of methods to go about that.

Take them dancing, impress them with your moves

no need to be fancy, just feel the grooves.

Go through their stomach to reach their heart.

We mean give them food, not ripping them apart.

Giving them food means you can to provide for them

and in return you would be a most precious gem.

Oh yes, to them you would be most treasured

doubt it not, their confusion would be unmeasured.

They covet things that shimmer and gleam

to them you will always look like a beautiful dream.

That being said, gift them shiny things

in return they will gift you feathers from their wings.

To a Harpy it is a proposal to gift their feathers

for your heart and theirs now be bound by tethers.

If you are in danger they will not hesitate to attack

for once together they will provide for you right back.

Food, a nest, protection they will offer you

being a Harpy’s mate is a bond most true.

When the times to consummate the marriage bond

oh how the pleasure you will carry you beyond.

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Thoughts and opinions?

Not that it really matters but the night I get these poems out may or may not change to Saturday.

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Monster Loves

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Welcome to Monster Loves

become the apple of a monster’s eye!

Come come, take off your gloves

pull up a chair, don’t be shy!

You’ve come here for a reason

you’re done with human kind.

Fear not, you’ve picked a good season

we have someone you can find.

Let a Vampire romance you

let a Fae court you with flowers.

Have experiences with someone new

that will keep you occupied for hours.

Perhaps a Gargoyle is more your speed

or you find Werewolves to be fun.

Find whoever fills your need

maybe you like more than one.

Let Mothman cook you dinner

curl up with Medusa for a movie.

Let them make you feel like a winner.

After all, monster love is pretty groovy.

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Centaur

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Body of a horse with a human torso and head,

a Centaur will leave nothing unsaid.

In return they would ask the same of you

be honest with them, open through and through.

A Centaur is a guaranteed workout buddy

they will motivate you even when things get bloody.

Exercising is not the only thing they have enjoyed

parties are something they once frequently deployed

But judge them not on ancestors past

give them a chance to make impressions that last.

Enjoy nature together by going on long hikes

talking about other things that one another likes.

Centaurs like crafting things with their hands

that will speak of where the relationship stands.

Allow them to court you with a handmade gift

for once together they will not leave you adrift.

Say you like activities such as pottery or woodwork

if they do not already they will learn, such is a perk.

Should you gift them a thing of your own creations

they will feel honored, tell the story for generations.

Once you reach that point what lovers they are

a night with them and you will not be walking far.

Worry not, first they will prep you with utmost care

but before you fuck it will not hurt to say prayer.

In bed or not you will be cherished most tender

for a Centaur will not hesitate to be your defender

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I don’t love it but I don’t hate it either.

Thoughts and opinions?

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Medusa

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Lady of serpents with a gaze of stone

Medusa is ready to step off her solitary throne.

However, this be a slow-burn of the ages

for her trust is something won in stages.

Be genuine, she appreciates authenticity

at first, dates will be things of simplicity.

Be traditional, bring flowers on the first date

and for the gods’ sakes do not be late.

It is not just her trust you must earn

Her head of snakes will watch your every turn.

Despite the more subdued courting pace

she will destroy those uninvited in your space.

Earning trust will not be one-sided

She will learn the things that make you excited.

Medusa will watch the things that makes you smile

and learn how to go about them in style.

Once trust is earned oh what a time it will be

the sparks that will fly even a blind man will see.

Bookstores and art museums are on the list

events that just might end with being kissed.

Medusa will come to love you with all her heart

curling up for a movie, not wanting to part.

She will hold you in both her arms and tail

coiled around you as a protective veil.

Medusa and her heart deserve to be treasured

once you do so her love will be unmeasured.

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Next poem is going to be a bit of a mystery, and after I publish that next week I’ll start a new poll of monsters to include in this little anthology.

If there is a certain monster you’d like me to write about let me know and I’ll work it into the next round of polls.

Tell me what you think yeah?

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Medusa and the Minotaur kind of kicked off this rosters theme 😅. Moving forward I think this is how I’ll start off every roster, basing the lineup off the last one or two monsters from the previous lineup, or at least their counterpart from a different mythology/fandom etc.

You can find the Masterlist for Monster Loves here.

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Mothman

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With a raven black visage and eyes so red

Mothman will make a home in your heart and head.

Look past their reputation for being quite shy

there is more to this beauty than meets the eye.

Once you break the ice, oh for hours you will talk

Several topics will come up as you two fly and walk.

You will need to be patient, do not rush things

Mothman is more than just their majestic wings.

While they are not opposed to a mere fling,

a night in bed and oh how you will sing,

we stress there must be communication

less you end up in an awkward situation.

For beneath that unique physique is a tender heart

that wishes to eventually find their counterpart.

They wish to cook dinner for their potential mate

followed by activities that run very late.

With those strong arms Mothman will hold you aloft

and touch your weak spots oh so soft.

If you are asexual and only want to cuddle

they will curl around you in a snuggly puddle.

Mothman is one of many celebrities in our lineup

truthfully the reason why so many have signed up.

However we kindly ask you not stoop so low

as to push things further then they want to go.

We protect all our clients, so ignore us even once

and no one will find your body for months.

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It almost goes without saying that Mothman is one of my favorite cryptids 😁. This one was kind of difficult but welcome challenge since instead of speaking of a species generally I was focusing on one being.

Tell me what you think and if there’s a specific monster you would like me to write about yeah?

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Vampire

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Stunning beauties that stalk the night

all too eager to invite you for a bite.

Vampires are creatures with a hunter’s grace

that will revel in every part of the chase.

Be easy, ‘tis not always a violent thing

to them, courting is another word for hunting.

No matter the method a vampire will romance you

strolls, dinners, dancing to name a few.

If you be nervous allow us to soothe

these fanged ones are not always smooth

Vampires are not always dresses and suits

some are metalheads with leather boots

and a heart of gold on top of that

and will cuddle with you as human or bat.

Dorky or suave you will be everything to them

how they love is what lesser men would condemn.

A vampire will love you with all they are

they are incapable of loving you from afar.

A loving vampire bite is a thing to enjoy

the pleasure fangs on your thigh will deploy

is unmatched to what you have felt before.

They care not where they take you, bed or floor.

They will do anything you need only to ask

and oh the afterglow in which you will bask!

There is no going back once together.

Because vampires will love you forever.

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If there is a specific monster you want me to write about at some point please let me know and I’ll work it in there.

Tell me what you think yeah?

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Werewolf

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Let not the stories of toxic alphas fool you

those tales riddled with misogyny are not true.

A pack is a family, a Werewolf will treat you right.

He, she, xe; any will happily be your loyal knight.

He will curl up with you for a movie or a book

deducing and debating a story and its hook

Want to go for a walk at night?

She will ward off creepers with a growl and a bite.

Xe will be willing to go out with you to try new things

perhaps you will spend your nights eating like kings.

Human or wolf form, they will happily cuddle

warm fur or strong arms, you will feel like a puddle.

Be honest, if your here you have a kinky side

we recommend buckling up for this particular ride.

Worry not, consent will always be key

once it is given, oh the stars you will see.

Assume you heard the tales of a werewolf’s knot

It is a guarantee your lover will hit the g-spot.

Any of you here have a biting kink?

Werewolf fangs will take your ability to think.

And let us not forget the werewolf tongues

The head given will take the air from your lungs.

In or out of bed, communication to them is a must

giving you their heart is also giving you their trust.

Hurting one of our clients is really not smart.

So please, take care of your werewolf sweetheart.

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Dear gods what have I done?!

I regret nothing.

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Summer Storm

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Give me a summer storm.

Give me a warm day cloaked with storm clouds

and the smell of moisture in the air.

Give me the faintest hint of droplets on my skin that

gave me the choice of darting inside or dancing as the rain falls.

Give me the memories of games we used to play as kids whether it be a battleground of our design or simply jumping around in the puddles.

Give me the rumble of thunder that reminded my mom to call my sister and me inside.

Give me the streak of lightning flashes in the sky as we watch from behind a window.

Give me the smell of popcorn as the opening credits of a movie roll.

Give me the lullaby of rain dancing along the roof that lulls me to sleep

Give me a summer storm.

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Talk

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Talk to me about the point of

too late and too early

About waking up long before

the birds wake up to sing

About driving on dark roads

where streetlights flicker sparsely.

Talk to me about the moon

that looks like the Cheshire Cat’s grin

About the shadows

that seem to come alive.

About the lights in the distance

that blink like eyes

Talk to me about the

gnaw of hunger in the belly

About the promise of caffeine

at work.

About the daydreaming of the day

ending before it even begins

Talk to me about the point

of too early and too late.

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Wow, an actual post of my own, and poetry nonetheless. Who knew?

About my monster fucking poetry series, idk. College status up again tomorrow, I’ll get to it when I get to it.

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renae-nicole-lynn masterlist

Poetry

Series

Monster Loves

Campus Apocalypse (Coming Soon)

Stand-alone

Ode To The Awkward Dancer

Summer Storm

4:30 am

Goth

Talk

Fanfiction

Coming Soon

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Monster Loves

Remember this poem I wrote a while back?

Take your pick and let me know the preferred pronouns you’d like your monster lover to have 😊.