#remus makes the BEST squid ink pasta do i need to say more
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hc that remus is actually a pretty good cook but chooses to make the most nauseating, nuclear sludge of a meal for absolutely no reason
#one of my favorite things#is making remus surprisingly good at something#only for him to never use that skill#by choice#remus: we do a moderate amount of trolling in this house#remus makes the BEST squid ink pasta do i need to say more#can you imagining being served dick shaped gourmet meatballs on a date#with cinammon buns shaped like an ass made out of pigs blood#like ok#this shit be bussing but what the fuck#remus: chicken fetus overrated blood cinnamon rolls metal as fuck#virgil trying to enjoy his bacon wrapped sage snails:#this is him trying to get laid too lmaooooo#babe i spent 4 hours in the kitchen for you what do you mean i don't get to fuck you#ts remus#remus sanders#virgil sanders#ts virgil#sanders sides
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