#reminder ur super duper cool and awesome

[puriette-archived]

hi @smilepilled friend :3

a little appreciation to marcye here 🫶 it is always to kind & nice to everyone + so understanding and also very healing (vpos) everyone send ur hearts to mar, one of the coolest bugs on this here site :3 hoping to become better friends with u hearts heart 🩵

[tryingtofindava]

creeps with a goth gf

𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐬 𝐰 𝐚 𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐡! 𝐆𝐅*ೃ༄

lolz didn’t know what specific creeps u wanted so imma just choose who!! ^_^ ALSO THE READER IS A TRAD GOTH!!

(INCLUDES: Jeff the Killer, Ticci Toby, Jane the Killer, Nina the Killer, Kate the Chaser, Clockwork.)

: ̗̀➛Back to Source

╰┈➤ 𝐉𝐞𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫

Has at least nearly roundhouse kicked you bcs he thought u were Jane on MULTIPLE OCCASIONS… (he’ll say he’s sorry in the most dull non apologetic way ever and probs doesn’t mean it.)

“My bad, I guess.”

He doesn’t care abt aesthetic that much I believe, as long as he finds you hot lolz.

Though when he’s out killing people and he sees something that catches his eye that he’d class ‘gothy as fuck’ he’d snatch it for you… so that’s sweet ig.

He deadass brought you a dead bat once…

╰┈➤ 𝐓𝐢𝐜𝐜𝐢 𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲

HE LOVES U AND UR AESTHETIC SM

Midwest emo x trad goth, what a combo :3

His first words to you ever was that you looked like you crawled out a Tim Burton movie (he was tryna impress u with his film knowledge).

Type of guy to ask to make a shared Spotify playlist and try and learn all of the songs you like and force himself to learn the lyrics for you.

Bro will jump you just to get a hug, and when he finally pulls away you’ll just see the black imprints of your makeup on his white tee.

BEGS YOU TO GO THRIFTING TOGETHER TO FIND COOL THINGS TO WEAR FOR EACHOTHER!!

“T-this would luh-look so cool o-on you!!”

╰┈➤ 𝐉𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫

TWINNING!! :D

She’s a trad goth too lmao.

You two definitely share clothes, no matter what it may be. Corsets, dresses, boots, gloves. Anything in the closet really you two own together :)

ALSO she WILL help you doing your makeup, not because you need the help just because she likes to practice so she doesn’t get rusty. (She mostly wears her mask so she doesn’t rlly do a whole lotta makeup besides lashes and lipstick)

Like Toby will take you thrifting (without the breaking in part).

╰┈➤ 𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫

She thinks your so so so super duper awesome sauce.

She’s a scene girly, so she LOVES the fact that your twos aesthetics are so different and unique from eachother.

Also likes helping to do your makeup, because she just wants to be able to do trad makeup to impress you.

WILL ASLO TAKE YOU TO THE THRIFT SHOP. (these guys like thrift shops okay)

Would love if you guys swapped wardrobes for a day.

“BABE, PRETTY PLEASE??? JUST FOR TWO MINUTES!! I’LL GIVE ‘EM BACK!!”

And you’ve deffo caught her in your clothes MULTIPLE times :3

╰┈➤ 𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐫

She doesn’t care all that much what you’re aesthetic is lolz.

She just wants someone in her life to love and to love her back.

But she does compliment your look nervously when the convo gets a lil too quiet.

Though you to catch her staring at you lovingly while doing your makeup.

She may bring you back little things that caught her eye that reminds her of you, that being anything rlly. BUT ESPECIALLY CLOTHING.

╰┈➤ 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤

She will compliment you every chance she gets. Mostly calling you hot and sexy.

SHE’S GOT THE HUMOUR OF A 12 YEAR OLD BOY WHO HASN’T HIT PUBERTY!! (And you love it and hate it at the exact same time.)

Like I mean she makes goth mommy jokes ALL THE TIME… there’s no stopping her. She cackles so hard afterwards after u scold her for it too.

“I love my big tiddy goth girlfriend<3”

“Nat, I swear to fuck-“

[themostawesomehuman]

I’m not that great at feeling stuff but I think music is one of the best ways to explain your emotions. I just got tumblr not long ago and honestly I love you guys. I never thought that I’ll find people that are this kind and amazing. Thank you for always being there for me and I can’t even begin to tell you how much you mean to me. Just thank you so much for just existing because you’re awesome and I hope you keep on shining. You guys are absolutely lovely and never forget that. If you need a reminder just text me and I’ll make sure to remind you. 🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️

(Yep. Stole this idea from @thecursedherondale cuz her post made me cry so REVENGE MOTHERFUCKERS)

The truth is this year has been very hard on me and I lost two of the people I love. I knew I was losing myself and I abandoned a lot of my real friends for the fake ones. Getting tumblr was probably one of the best decisions I made this year. I feel like a belong somewhere and it’s alright for me to be here.

@emma-carstairs-herondale you were the first person I talked to in Tumblr and you’ve always been there for me. When you appeared in my DMs it literally changed my world. You’re honestly amazing and super kind. Thank you so much for being you.🥺

@lily-chen-deserves-better your literally an amazing writer and I’m looking forward to reading more stuff from you. You literally one of the most thoughtful person I know and your absolutely amazing. Thank you so much for inviting me in the cult it’s honestly amazing. 🥺😭🙏

@ginacsonka thank you so much for always being there for me! Ur honestly so pretty and I hope we can meet up soon! Ur honestly amazing and super duper funny and getting emails from you keeps me going everyday🥺

@brotherlipsmackariahs you’re honestly amazing. You’re just so funny and supportive and anyone would be happy to be your friend. Honestly your writing is beautiful and I hope you keep on writing!!❤️❤️❤️

@thecursedherondale honestly COME VISIT ME OR I’LL GO AND VISIT U U AMAZING PRINCESS! Honestly thank you for all the times that you made me laugh and smile. (Go kick ur brother’s butt). I LOVE U AND HONESTLEY YOU HV TO MOVE SKL! LIKE RIGHT NOWWWWWWW😆🥺

@friendlyneighbourhoodreader Thank you so much for being so supportive and honestly ur full of amazing ideas! Ur honestly so funny n ilysm!☺️❤️🥺😭🙏🙏🙏

@banesbitch U LIL SHIT U R COOL OK? DON’T MAKE ME GO THERE AND BEAT UR ASS! Ur amazing and funny n kinda and the list goes on for hours so don’t get me started.🥺🥰

@idontgetit-whydoihavetosaymyname ASH U AMAZING UNICORN! Tho I haven’t talk to you much but honestly you are brilliant! Ur honestly magical! Ur kind and just amazing. Where do I even begin? Ilysm ☺️😆

@katie33333 honestly thank you so much for inventing the cult. Istg it’s my second home now. I luv ur chaotic energy! It’s crazy but I love ittt!! UR FIRE!🔥🌚

@liam-h-205 Paratabitch I love you you motherfucking adorable piece of flesh! I don’t know what to say but I LOVE YOU MY BRO AND I CANNOT IMAGINE LIVING WITHOUT YOU. Thank you for sticking by me for the last few years. I love you asshole (honestly, I’m saying that now but ur literally so sweet)😏😙😆🥺

@matthewfaichild honestly u are so nice like how r u so nice? I honestly love you. You’re awesome and honestly I would hug you for a long long time. Have an amazing summer!🌞🌞

@everysquareinch ur just lovely, chaotic but still lovely! Honestly we haven’t talk that much but ur just awesome! Honestly yes yes yes and yes. Have a great day you, yes you. 😊

@andwiththatileave thank you so much for the books and ur absolutely amazing and just so so kind! Have a great day angel!

Tagging @lily-chen-deserves-better @thecursedherondale @emma-carstairs-herondale @ginacsonka @liam-h-205 @brotherlipsmackariahs @friendlyneighbourhoodreader @matthewfaichild @idontgetit-whydoihavetosaymyname @banesbitch @everysquareinch and Kit Herondale Cult people and just people on tumblr

Thank and have a great day you lovely people! So I said I’m not great at feelings yet I ranted for like ten minutes? Yes. I’m amazing like that. Honestly you guys are the best. NOW GO AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!

[that-mom-friend-talks]

Sanders Six the Musical

I’m listening to the soundtrack again and I’ve had thoughts so-

this is when they actually all get along, no dark side light side bs

EX WIVES: Aragon is Roman, paragon of royalty indeed, very loyal and a big diva, petty. Boleyn is Remus, would split nations bc he’s too sexy and would be proud of that, would definitely get executed. Seymour is Patton, a parent, died, puns. Cleves is deceit bc the whole discourse over looks. Howard is Virgil bc coming in strong and sassy but if you look at it too long its angst. Parr is Logan, bc composed elegant and badass, also lowkey narrator, keeps everyone on track, also smart one liners.

NO WAY: opens with Roman just patting himself on the back for how much he dealt with, throwing shade, golden rule, heavy Beyonce vibes and he would, petty about Remus. proud and spiteful, extravagant and breaking into rap. royalty and won’t let you forget that, will never leave. hella vocals and will flaunt them at any given moment to remind you how awesome he is. dance break!! i imagine him twirling his sword and kicking ass while dancing or smth. break for seriousness, still beautiful vocals, petty and shady and just for it. stands his ground, will be royalty forever regardless of what happens. doing his damnedest to make you regret dumping him.

DON’T LOSE UR HEAD: Remus mentions he’s royalty but that’s like it. boys lame? gay disaster. seriousness isn't his thing. met the king and wanted to f. cocky and definitely not pg. flirty and immature, also dismisses all criticism. faking innocence, but not naivete. is the side ho, and definitely would homewreak without regrets. gives Roman a ton of shit, makes gruesome comments. does the unorthodox and terrible way of dealing with situations. just wants to fuck, why is religion like this. but now he’s the main ho not the side one and he’s over it. would definitely get executed for stepping out of line/ over the line. legit doesn’t know what the proper response is but will mask that with sheer chaotic energy. where did the vocals come from, goddamn. really doesn't care for repercussions.

HEART OF STONE: Patton!!! knows how the other person is changing all the time. he knew what he was getting himself into, but promised he’d be with them. heart of stone, he’d always be by your side and despite everything that he feels and deals with he will make it through. life is hard and emotions can be rough, but he will be there through all of it. famILY! loves deeply and truly, but knows that it can change. but he doesn’t care! he’ll still love you. wow this song is beautiful ok. knows his time is limited ??? his love can be felt from wherever you are, he will always be there with you regardless of what’s going on. cares deeply about his son. THE HIGH NOTE GET IT!!! he will bear everything in order to lighten your load a little, but he won’t break, because he loves you too much.

HAUS OF HOLBEIN: Remus made this the song that plays whenever someone enters the darkside hallway and they don’t know how to change it back. just the twins and Virgil fucking with deceit, tbh. but he’s vibing with the song so it’s not terrible. Logan is factchecking and Patton is just dancing along not really listening. Virgil has the airhorn. everyone is doing meme dances. it is chaos and cringe incarnate they’re lucky Virgil is a meme lord.

GET DOWN: Deceit by himself being a damn diva. Virgil and Remus woof. profile picture he looks like either Logan or Patton. but he’s got a pic of him doing like a smolder. he’s in charge and trying to be subtle about it but he’s too dramatic so it’s just him bragging. oop a religion reference. Remus and Roman are back up dancers. Deceit being really petty about being pushed aside. instead of the slow mo its the opera version. check out the american cleves. its beautifully sassy. he’s different and flaunts it. the ending is so badass, he would just have all six hands out and being cool. the song is just him being super duper sassy.

ALL YOU WANNA DO: Virgil. in the beginning hyping himself up (like when he was first introduced) but it just progressively gets worse. innuendos all day long, Remus is making crude hand motions in the background. starts off innocent and romantic but like the world just crushes it. i hate this song bc of how wonderfully it conveys the trauma, i feel atrocious at the end of it everytime it’s incredible. Trust issues!! starting to become suspicious of others, and eventually certain that all other people do is be cruel and abuse you. he’s finally got a place!! he feels comfortable!! then something happens and that’s not the case anymore. god this song is terrifying. progressively becoming more numb and cynical and covered.  THOMASSSS. honestly yeah i’m down with that. just bar the “connection” and i’d say it’s spot on. anyways. a panic attack in the midst of a song? you bet your ass he’s still got a gorgeous and haunting voice. eyeshadow progressively getting darker the whole song. Patton is sobbing, everyone is crying. The song ends with a group hug bc that’s some heavy shit

I DON’T NEED YOUR LOVE: Logan!! my boy!! anyway. he has a love (his work, another side, take your pick) but he wont’ let himself indulge because he has to survive. he has to do what he must in order to keep living, and sometimes that means he can’t do what he loves. he still loves them/it but he can’t. emotions!!!!!!!!!!!! also he’s got an angelic voice like its so clean and smooth and elegant. has responsibilities that he must deal with, but he really doesn’t want to. those repressed emotions come out and he’s so damn fed up with how he’s treated and he’s just venting and releasing his anger. but he can’t. it will interfere with his responsibilities. narrator mode get that exposition. why should that be what you know of him though? he’s so much more than just his role! he loves space and writing and poetry and songs. advocate for education and human rights!! but he metas and knows that’s not his purpose in the story so he stays within his role or else he’ll disappear. and the others butt in on the moment bc he can’t have a song to himself. but he rallies everyone to put their differences aside and they all indulge in what they wish happened. they don’t care about the plot! they don’t care about the story! they are just who they are, each individual and different and people! and Logan doesn’t need validation and he’s not lying this time! also the vocals here god i love this song so much hnng. THE HIGH NOTE GET IT YESSSS. he would bc he’s a secret diva no one can tell me otherwise.

SIX: Roman rejects a prince bc he’s a king and he just sings for the rest of his life at the top of the charts indeed. Remus plagiarizes and becomes famous for it, putting his own twist on it. Patton just has a big famILY and they all get along and sing, also puns! someone face palms at them. Deceit brightens up the darksides bc he’s the wine aunt and a dad. Virgil avoids trauma and learns what he wants, and enjoys his music for the rest of his life. Logan is fascinated with the others, and admits that he loves the other sides. they know that this isn’t canon but boy are they taking it for a ride. THEY ALL START GLOWING IN THEIR COLORS BC I SAID SO. THE ENDING!!! screams epic magic girl transformation to me for some reason. everyone is having a blast, and at the end they all merge into thomas who shoots upright with a smile

if only i could animate man. this would be so good, if anyone at all makes this i will cry someone please do something i’m begging

[antigoddex-a]

NO NOT NEXT WEEK!!! at least it's still pretty close instead of it being 5 weeks away gosh... i get what you mean so much- high school really did NOT set us up for this ack... but you're studying film production and that sounds super fun (and i hope that the environment is at least fun to learn in despite all the stress and pain.... that was the only thing that kept me going until the end of my school year WOOF..) im squeezing ur hand for reassurance while we listen to bongo cat together!! it literally made me squee when i clicked on one of their videos and i just!! THATS SO CUTE YOU WERE RIGHT 😭😭😭 sometimes you just need cuteness to push you through! the savage love cover.... i clicked on the FRIENDS cover (that song from marshmello that dominated most of my high school years over here) and its! ah! i love it! so much! please take this sunday to rest and recharge as much as you can... you definitely deserve that! have a nice snack- i wish they sold goldfish crackers here (and i feel that!! so! much! im also working on a dip in energy thats made me retreat from a lot of the stuff i love doing and want to do- school took away so much of my energy and writing while schooling is... a whole thing on its own, truly... ) i'm going to watch a heist with markiplier in your honour (a date with markiplier was actually the first interactive story i played and i have a WHOLE essay about interactive media and how! i love what may be considered 'strange' but innovative mediums to tell a story- i've played with the idea of starting an arg but i never got around to it. i need to ask you if you've heard of the max2019 ARG? it's so good- and it, especially the near end of the arg, really reminds me of que now that i think about it!)

FSDBGJSDB YEAH, YOU'RE SO RIGHT ON THAT... Also, I only really need to focus on my final assignments as all of my daily school tasks are done, so I know I'll be able to get through them despite everything!!! I got this!!! 😌 But I am actually studying Behavioral Sciences ( B/H/S )!!! Film production would be so awesome to study in, though.. I haven't really figured out what do I wanna do in terms of career wise exactly yet lmfao but I do love the idea of assisting people with mental illnesses or / and learning disability like me... B.H.S had taught us primarily a.pplied b.ehavior a.nalysis (A/B/A), but I eventually learnt there's a controversy around it as it's harmful towards those who have autism, so, fucking Yikes, of course, I am avoiding any jobs that use A.B.A... ( Behaviour therapist or youth worker does sound very neat to get into! )

But the environment was quite chill despite me having to wake up at 3:30am-4am to go to campus by 8am via transportation busses and getting home to usually 7-8pm at least three times a week jbsdhdsjnk ( clearly, the silly ol' high school Morningstar did not research B.H.S along with this program and college very well, errrr..... ) I no longer talk to them when we all parted ways last year winter semester as we all graduated from the B.H.S program, but I did made a very few friends who were very cool, so that's lovely! I'm so glad to know though that your environment was what kept you going despite everything! High school really did not have us expecting any of this, for fucking real lmfao

FRIENDS!!! Legit, same, Friends and Faded by A.lan W.alker were like... a Huge Thing during my high school years as well sngsdjgn I'm super duper happy to know you love the channel!!! I discovered it a few days ago and I was just,, Where Have I Been,,,,,, You're right, cute content is one of the best things to get through anything, we shall hold hands while we listen to Bongo Cat content together, so true, bestie <333 Thank you so much!!! My Sunday has been very chill and I plan to take a nap after this so sdnkgdd I will definitely have a great Sunday with a well earned rest overall, thank you again!!! ( YOU GUYS HAVE NO GOLDFISH CRACKERS!? What the fuck, catch me sending you a bunch of them over to you!?!? ) God, yeah, school really is a massive fucker to be messed with, but I really hope you'll get out of the dip of energy soon!!! I don't know when you'll have your break but I am cheering you on constantly!!! I just know that you're doing amazing and I am so proud of you!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

AH, PLEASE!!! I am so flattered that you will watch A.HWM in my honor, what the... Pls lemme know your thoughts when you do!!! <333 And I would absolutely LOVE to read your essay, honestly. ( This isn't related to the ARG itself, but I think you will really enjoy reading this article on timeloop narratives being about love and growth. It's so amazingly and beautifully written! ) I had actually done an ARG with my friends on D.iscord very briefly about a character who was in an apocalyptic world paralleled to our that was dominated by the physical embodiments of black holes that were devouring people, and the character managed to contact that group of my friends to help them choose what to do and say, and it was extremely cool!!! I think it would be amazing if you ever get to doing an ARG in the end. It's a lot of work to plan out and execute to make everything align okay according to plans, but when it plays off, it's just extremely rewarding and fun!!! :]

MAX2019 ARG, holy SHIT, yeah, I heard of it! I can only remember very vague details of it sadly :S but I see there's a summary post about it so I'll definitely (re)check it out after I nap! From what I can recall right now, it was SOOO wildly good omf I would absolutely love to get into doing ARG again with [ redacted ] on Tumblr, actually, but... We will see with that in the end dsgjsdgjd <3 <3 <3

[sarohara]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

You both like friends.

You: heyy

Stranger: heyyy

You: haha how you doin?

Stranger: good

You: oh great!

You: where r u from?

Stranger: your basement

Stranger: please let me out

You: I don't have one haha

You: got u

Stranger: can you come get me

Stranger: I'm scared

You: get outta there

You: yourself

Stranger: :(

You: ok fine

You: you're free

Stranger: thank youuuu

You: you're very welcome

Stranger: ❤️❤️

Stranger: love youuu

You: I love you too

You: I mean, I know you do

Stranger: Awwwww

Stranger: i know

Stranger: call me han solo cuz i know

You: lmao han solo

Stranger: 🤌🤌

Stranger: han solo

Stranger: he's hot

You: he really is

Stranger: wow that's kinda gay innit

You: is it?

You: don't think so

Stranger: nah it defo is

Stranger: he's a guy

You: if you say so!

Stranger: i think

You: well I'm not

Stranger: so you're an f1 race car ?

You: I guess I am

Stranger: well that settles it then

You: definitely

You: what's ur name gal?

Stranger: Who said i was a gal 🤬

You: I'm assuming

You: God did

You: jk lmao

Stranger: wellll you shouldn't 😭

You: aren't u a girl tho? hahaha

Stranger: i might not be a gal

Stranger: it depends

You: i know u are

You: I can feel the energy

Stranger: you can feel the feministic energy from within me ?

You: or maybe not

You: but ya

You: kinda

Stranger: hmmmm

You: c'mon

Stranger: maybe your assumption is er5ong 🤷

Stranger: wrong***

You: yeah that's a maybe

You: but who knows

You: I mean u do

Stranger: i know 😼

You: exactly

Stranger: EXACTLY

You: you're whatever u want

You: totally free

You: hehehe

Stranger: Woooowww

Stranger: so liberal

Stranger: i like it

You: Ikr??

Stranger: i love it actually

Stranger: Maybe i wanna be an f1 car too then

Stranger: 🤷

You: I'm dying

Stranger: :(

Stranger: do don't

You: f1 car is just awesome

Stranger: f1 car is kinda sexy 😼

You: I mean it's funny

You: Imma use this term from now on

Stranger: it is indeed verr funny

Stranger: f1 car go vrooooom

You: Hahahahaha honestly so silly but funny

Stranger: you should introduce this term to your very extensive vocabulary

Stranger: it will definitely broaden your linguistic knowledge

You: Yes!! I should! tysm for this term

Stranger: no worrriiiessss

Stranger: the pleasure is mine 😼

You: always

Stranger: soooo

Stranger: tell me something

You: something

You: jk

Stranger: hmmm

You: what do u want to know?

Stranger: what is thy name ?

You: Sarah

Stranger: sarah well i must say that is indeed an amazing name

Stranger: especially since it's sarah and not sara

Stranger: Sarah is 10x better than Sara

Stranger: just sayin'

You: aw thank you <3 that's sweet

You: what's urs?

Stranger: my name isss

Stranger: drum rollllll

Stranger: Aimár

You: suspense

You: I can tell if that's a..um like a female or male name but it doesn't matter cuz it's such a nice name

Stranger: ahahahha thank youuu sarah

You: I can't spell that honestly

You: Aimár, sounds fancy tho

Stranger: it's an unusual name so i can't blame you

You: you defo can't

Stranger: thank youu

Stranger: it's spelt

Stranger: Eye-m-are

Stranger: idk if that made sense 😼😼

You: ohhh I was right then

Stranger: yess you proabbly were

Stranger: you probably nailed it

You: nice meeting you eye-m-are

Stranger: looll

You: it reminds me of Neymar

Stranger: nice meeting you Sarah with an H

Stranger: well lemme tell you that ain't the first time

Stranger: I've heard it

You: Hahahahaha

You: you get that a lot?

Stranger: yeeeaahhh i do

Stranger: whenever i meet new people that's one of the first things they say

Stranger: I'm sure Neymar gets it a lot too

Stranger: just with my name 🤷

You: Hahahaha I bet he does!!!

Stranger: soooo

Stranger: tell me something again

You: what now?

Stranger: what year was thy brought into this world ?

You: Take a guess

Stranger: ehh 2003 ?

You: closeee

Stranger: 2004

You: yes!

Stranger: waaiiiiittt

Stranger: are you for reallll ?

You: whaaaatttt

You: yesss

Stranger: me toooo wth

You: ohhh that's so cool

Stranger: yeahhhh it's super duper cool 😎

You: when are u turning 17?

Stranger: November

Stranger: you ?

You: September

You: I'm older hehe

Stranger: wooowww

Stranger: yeaahhh a couple month smh

You: Heheheh still older

Stranger: yeaahhhh ig

Stranger: you'll have to be my plug when you get old enough

Stranger: 😭

You: your plug? hahahahaha

Stranger: a person to buy alcohol for someone else

Stranger: lol

You: Yeah but I won't do that hehe

Stranger: lol that's good

Stranger: i was just making a shit joke

Stranger: it was better in my head

Stranger: i swear 😼

You: I'm just kidding silly

You: I don't drink so I can buy for u if u want

You: I bet it was better in your head indeed

You: hehe

Stranger: you don't drink ?

You: nope

Stranger: cuz you're 16 or cuz of someth else

Stranger: cuz i don't

You: no it's a trauma thing

Stranger: ohh gotcha

Stranger: won't talk about it then

You: not really

Stranger: where u from ?

You: your basement

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: a lil uno reverse

Stranger: i see

Stranger: i do have a basement actually

You: Hahahahahaha

You: yes well I know I'm from your basement

Stranger: ohhh well that explains the weird sounds coming for there

You: Oops

Stranger: can you try and keep it quiet please ??

You: Yes I'll try, I promise

Stranger: thank youuuu

Stranger: that's very sweet of you

Stranger: it's been annoying me

You: Hahahaha :)

You: I'm so sorry I didn't know you could hear that sound

Stranger: nah don't worryyy bout it

Stranger: I'm curious what you were doing down there tho

You: none of your business sir

Stranger: welllll okayyyy then ma'm

You: or miss

Stranger: no need to be rude 🤬

You: No I mean, sir or miss

You: Hahahahahah

Stranger: you can call me sir

You: oh so you're a sir?

You: ohhh

You: I was so wrong

Stranger: i am of the oposite gender

You: I see I see

Stranger: you was indeed very mistaken

Stranger: i told you tho

Stranger: 🤷

You: You did?

You: I'm slow

Stranger: I'm pretty sure i kinda did

You: a bit low

Stranger: you're an f1 car tho

Stranger: so you're not slow

Stranger: in fact

You: ironic, innit?

Stranger: you're really fast

Stranger: yeah ironic i suppose

You: haha now for real

You: where r u from?

Stranger: innit

You: again

Stranger: guess

You: not my basement

You: how am I supposed to do that lmaoo

Stranger: welll i had to guess your age

Stranger: so it's only fair

You: there are like 200 countries around the world

Stranger: 🤷

Stranger: welll I'm not from sirgisistan

Stranger: I'll tell you that

You: Or less than that, wait lemme google it

Stranger: Only 199 left

Stranger: 293

Stranger: or someth

Stranger: i believe

You: oh whoa I thought it was like 196

Stranger: wait lol

Stranger: i might be stupid

You: 195!!! I was so close

Stranger: it ends with with 90 someth

Stranger: that i know

Stranger: oh wow

Stranger: I'm stupid then

You: Yes you are

Stranger: it's cause you're 2 months older

You: Jk sir you're adorable

Stranger: so you have more experience

Stranger: i suppose

You: Yeah, right that's the reason why I know a bit more than you

Stranger: yeah it's only logical

You: yeah of course

You: sirgisistan?

Stranger: what

Stranger: about

Stranger: it

You: what is that

You: sirgisistan

Stranger: I'm pretty sure that's a country

You: I've never of that

Stranger: or i might hsve just made it up

Stranger: idk

You: Yes of course you did!!

Stranger: well you should google it

Stranger: find out if it is

You: it doesn't exist

Stranger: really ?

You: wait lemme check

You: i'm assuming

Stranger: kirgistan

Stranger: maybe that was the one i was thinking of

You: kyrgyzstan, that one does exist

Stranger: yeahhh

Stranger: okayy then i was indeed capping

Stranger: but I'll tell you know I'm not from there

You: obsviouly you were lmao

Stranger: yeah i might be

Stranger: I'm ffom a basement in kirgisistan

You: nah seriously hahahaha

Stranger: okayy guess the continent at least

You: can i have a tip sir?

Stranger: yess

Stranger: there are only 6 of them

Stranger: there you go

You: no kidding genius

Stranger: :))

You: oh cmon

Stranger: Why thank you

Stranger: come oooonnn

You: Asia?

You: Europe?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: Not asia

Stranger: europe perhaps

You: yes you're from europe

You: where in europe tho

Stranger: what do you think ?

Stranger: north, south, or east

You: i have no clue

You: italy?

You: portugal?

You: france?

You: norway?

Stranger: wow

Stranger: hold up

Stranger: one of em

Stranger: is correct

You: oh come on

You: ohhh really?

Stranger: yess

Stranger: really

You: do not tell me you're from portugal

Stranger: why not

You: are u????

Stranger: noo sorryy

You: oh shoot

You: it's ok

Stranger: are you ?

You: nope

Stranger: oh okayy then

You: but i kinda do speak their language

Stranger: oh you speak protugese ?

You: not protugese

Stranger: whaaa

Stranger: do they not speak Portuguese

Stranger: in portugal ???

You: but ya I do speak portuguese

You: I'm just messing with u

Stranger: oohh okay

Stranger: lol

Stranger: brazil then ?

You: cuz u said protugese instead of portuguese

You: yuuup

You: damn it

Stranger: lol

Stranger: gotcha

You: you weren't supposed to know that so quickly

Stranger: I'm too good at this game

Stranger: you said you speak Portuguese

Stranger: it's the biggest clue ever

You: well I could be from Africa

Stranger: ehhh yeah sure

Stranger: a bit of a stretch but sure

Stranger: what country in africa speaks Portuguese ?

You: I'm not sure

You: Nigeria?

Stranger: i don't think so lol

You: wait wait wait

Stranger: I'm waiting

You: I don't remember :(

You: but I did know the answer

Stranger: okkkayyy then i believe youuu 🤷

You: mozambique!!

Stranger: ohhh really

You: there are more tho

Stranger: that's awwesome

Stranger: did not know they spoke protugese

You: yes they do!!

Stranger: that's really cool

You: yupp

You: lemme procede to find out where you're from

Stranger: yesss

Stranger: you almost had it

You: france?

You: I don't think so..

Stranger: why not France

You: I mean I don't know

Stranger: well you're assumption is correct

You: so you're not?

Stranger: nope

You: oh good

You: I mean

Stranger: ahaha

You: idk anyways

You: italy??

Stranger: hmmm

You: I feel like you are

Stranger: i will tell you one thing

Stranger: i am 1/4 italian

You: oh come on now

Stranger: but i am not from italy

Stranger: lol

Stranger: it's true

You: no fking way you're from norway

You: that's my fav country in the whole world

Stranger: noo fucking wayy norway was one of your guesses

Stranger: waittt actually ???

You: yesssssss

You: what the heck

Stranger: WHAAAAAAAA

Stranger: THAT ISSS TRULYY AWESOMEEE

You: HAHAHAHAH

You: wow!!!

Stranger: I'm just so incredibly shocked you guessed so quickly

Stranger: like it's the tiniest country ever

You: well I didn't actually guessed that quickly but ok hahaha

Stranger: well out of the five european countries you chose of

Stranger: norway was one of em

Stranger: quite impressive

You: Cuz I love this country!!!

You: that's why

Stranger: that's amazing

Stranger: thank youu

Stranger: have you ever been here ?

You: you're very welcome!!!

You: not yet!!!

Stranger: you should, you'll love it

You: I already do! Norway is absolutely beautiful

You: Everything's just perfect over there

Stranger: aww , lemme know when you visit norway

Stranger: I'll show you around haha

You: okay!!!! I'm already looking forward

Stranger: it's gonna be greattt

You: I'm sure it will :)

Stranger: what time is it in brazil ?

You: It's 19:22 right now

You: what about norway?

Stranger: 00:22

You: pretty late huh

Stranger: so i should probably sleep soon yeah

You: aren't u sleepy?

You: ohh ya

Stranger: a little yeah

You: ok got it, do you have any social media?

Stranger: I've got snap

Stranger: You ?

You: no shoot I don't :/

Stranger: :((

You: only snap?

Stranger: uhh I've got instagram too

You: oh sweet!! what's ur @?

Stranger: aimar.chirico

You: hold on a sec

Stranger: alrighttt i willl

You: found ya!

Stranger: awesommee !

Stranger: got the notification

You: you better follow me back sir!!

You: hehe jk

Stranger: ohhh i did 😅

You: great! :) now you can get your sleep hehe

Stranger: yess haha

Stranger: now i can rest easy

You: goodnight then :)

You: it was really nice talking to u btw!

Stranger: thank youuu

Stranger: it was truly great talking to you as well :)

Stranger: goood nighttt

You: aww!

You: see yaaa

[infinnitethejackal]

Finn i want to remind you how awesome you are !!! Youre really cool and im happy to have met you, even if its only electronically ( for now ) [ i swear im going to meet you irl one day fjdjek ]

aaa??? omg????? tysm anon that's super duper sweet and i rly appreciate ur kind words :''3c idk who this is bc, anon, but whoever u are yes plz meet me im bored and alone fjgjdhfh