#remember when this trend rampaged the bmc and deh fandoms

[sinag789tala]

things i have said at some point as the marauders

starting off strong with regulus AND sirius: "some of you guys have never been raised by a man in a problematic secret society with an even more problematic love life, AND IT SHOWS"

regulus: "if i had a penny for all the times my parents thought i was stupid and then proceeded to tell each other the most traumatizing things right in front of me, then thought i would not realize, i could literally buy the earth"

james: "i just realized how oddly specific that was"

sirius: "why do my parents pretend to even bother with me when they already know that I'M PURPOSELY TRYING TO GET THEM TO NOT BOTHER"

james: "y'all ever just casually fall in love"

james: "why is it that when something happens you guys look at me??? IT COULD BE ANYONE DO YOU KNOW HOW ABSOLUTELY CHAOTIC THIS GROUP IS??? WHY IS IT ME"

lily: "jesus christ these people are fucking idiots. idiots i love but idiots nonetheless."

lily: *screaming after i lose a bookmark and losing that one page makes me forget the whole plot*

remus: "i'm not sure what the hell i did that i ended up with friends like you guys, when i was pretty sure nobody would want to be friends with me in the first place"

remus: "you guys literally can't live without me i am the BRAINCHILD of this friend group"

remus: "i'm more offended about the fact that you took me as a prude and an idiot"

peter: *casually waits to be recognized*

peter: "raging daddy issues in the lot of you." *has daddy issues*

regulus: "not to brag but like i'm literally living the y/n mafia stepdad life"

sirius: *two weeks after the previous sentence* "no no nvm i'll brag"

marlene: "i like women but go on"

dorcas: "who's going to tell them that i'm not fetishizing wlw relationships and i'm actually a really touch-starved bisexual,,,like i can't have this in real life why do you think i love reading it so much"

dorcas: "my standard in men is if they're a tenor-falsetto theatre kid that just radiates fun-mom vibes despite being a guy, preferably bi because me and my fellow bisexuals understand the attraction struggle, bops to my music and doesn't judge me when i hyperfixate and hyperfixates with me...someone that wouldn't judge if i read fanfic and picks up on all my references, kind and good with kids but isn't really one who WANTS kids, believes in feminism and is literally drowning in respect women juice, someone who just loves quality time with me, and be likeable enough that i'd go to work with him and still maintain a good personal relationship outside of business, respect my boundaries, and as a fellow theatre kid perform the moulin rouge choreography with me. that's it. my bar is so low. you don't even need to look that nice as long as you can pull all of this off, i'll be yours."

dorcas: "my standard in women?? uh,,,breathe and respect my boundaries"

marlene: "the only times i have liked men are when i had a crush on my best friend in 4th grade, five celebrities, and fictional men. say what you want but aside from them, i have genuinely yet to look at a man and say 'so attractive omg!!! kissy wissy uwu'"

lily: "no offense but james potter is the standard."

snape: "i am going to be SO petty in the next 30 seconds you'll be smelling SPITE out of my eyeballs for WEEKS"

snape: *roasts (i swear i'm not racist i just call people out based on their kins) get out of hand and people actually start to hate me*

lily: "snape was bullied by james?? omg slay boyfriendddd"

regulus: "yep. i'm fine. absolutely fine why am i saying this no, i'm so fine, totally fine...it's okay, we're okay--"

regulus: "I FUCKSISDISFINNG HATE THE OCEANNANANNN WHO THE HELL THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA"

sirius: "you're all WIMPS and you can't keep up with my coolness /j"

peter: "lawdy kailan ako?? ako naman po, bigyan nyo lang ako ng jowa at pagiibigan ko siya hangang ako'y namatay"