#remember when sans had that little bandana and the striped shirt

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Moral dilemmas! Sans is able to talk about what happened in the lab with Papyrus and make some peace with it, but talking about it with other people is a different story.

(And it’s a long long day, and we’ve come a long long way And it’s a long long long way back  - [x] )

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This is my part of the undertale secret santa 2017 from @undertalesecretsanta. I hope my work is fine for @s4ns1cal who wanted something with the swap or swapfell!bros. I wanted it to be an open ending so everyone can imagine themselves how the story could continue. Pls mind that English is not my mother tongue and some things could be kinda confusing. Thank you for understanding and please enjoy my writing ^-^

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“Come on, Papy! We��ll be extremely late! And I, the magnificent Sans, won’t be late to my first parade just because of the lazybone my brother is!” Sans was bouncing up and down before the entrance of his and his brothers’ house. He couldn’t wait to see humans and monsters together in a big crowd to cheer for themselves and others. It was an event made for his optimistic and encouraging attitude and he couldn’t wait to finally be part of it. Papyrus was slowly walking down the stairs, a few bags in his hand filled with flags, cloths and, obviously food. Papyrus’ bubbly brother wanted desperately to share his delicious tacos to make new friends. As always, the honey-loving skeleton found his siblings’ eagerness adorable, especially when they sewed and made everything they would use today together. It was at such times where finally being on the surface was a dream they were again and again thankful for coming true. As soon as they had packed everything inside their car, the little trip to San Francisco had started. Papyrus was on the driver’s seat while Sans tried to soothe himself by playing a bit on his 3DS, but failed miserably and instead talked with his brother.

“You’ve got the flags, right?” “Yeah, Bro. All of them packed in.” “A-AND the CLOTHS?” “Yeah, Bro. In another bag, like you’ve told me.” “AND WHAT ABOUT MY TA-” “BRO, everything is on board. I know how important this thing is for you, so I’ve made extra effort just for my adorable brother.” Secretly, he knew Sans’ tacos were eaten by him so nobody else could have them. But he thought his brother wouldn’t have to know that.

Sans, unconsciously stooden up, now sat back on his seat and sighed. “I’m sorry Pap. I know I’m being extra annoynervous, but I just can’t help myself! We’re going to meet other monsters and humans such as I, maybe even befriending them!” The smaller skeleton began imagining the colours and loud music all over the street. After they got access to the surfaces’ internet, he had found multiple pictures and recordings, even movies about it. He couldn’t help but smile because of the fact that even humans were so open and encouraging like him. “Do you think some of them will have the same stories of their skeleton in a closet?” Papyrus asked with a grin. His brother blushed and tried to hide his skull in his bandana, for today’s event colored like a rainbow. “PAPYRUS! STOP REMEMBERING ME ABOUT THAT WITHIN A PUN!” He obviously didn’t know why he was so scared of his brothers’ opinion in the past. Since most monsters don’t care about gender or sex, he should have known that his alltime-relaxed brother wouldn’t hate or criticize him. His brother loved him nonetheless, and nothing could change that, he knew. ~~~ They traveled straight one hour through the throbbing traffic. As they had thought, it was better to drive in the early morning to not get stuck into a traffic jam the whole route. They weren’t the only ones to get to San Francisco after all. But the harder thing, and more time consuming was the city toll they had to go through. As predicted, even after months of their breakthrough to the surface and many political agreements, paperwork and intoleration was still a pain in the arse. Especially since both of them… well, some thought they were jokes of teenagers, others would be scared to death simply because of their appearance. Papyrus didn’t care much, whilst Sans got a bit depressed every time something like that happened. But not today. Although they were in charge, officers around the area were mostly friendly and seemed to be enjoying themselves as well. Talking with participants, wearing some more colour on their uniforms than usual. Papyrus took out their bags and walked towards the entrances, Sans right before him and beaming with pride as the first comments about their outfits fell. The smaller skeleton wearing a black shirt with the sentence “FRIENDSHIP-HUGS FOR EVERYONE”, grey pants, his white legs being exposed and purple shoes, being his belonging flag himself. His brother went with a pink sweater and blue pants, a purple stripe seem to connect them and it read “supporting my bro being out of the closet”. Before looking for a place to stand, both skeleton brothers looked around the area and watched humans and a few other monsters joining today’s event. Some were dressed with matching shirts, others full of colour, feathers or other textiles. Most with cameras or smartphones to record everything, even one or two drones were flying around the area with flags put on them. Papyrus grinned, thinking of so many individuals coming out apparently. It was exactly and more of what both had expected and was promising to be a wonderful, cloudless day for their first Pride Parade.

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10 Cheap and Easy Halloween Costumes for Jacked Guys

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It's Costume Time

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The time has finally come: the week when you realize that Halloween weekend is upon us, but you've been too busy making gains in the gym to even think about putting effort into a costume. Maybe you've had a few fleeting thoughts—if that—about how you're going to dress up, and maybe your girlfriend has spent the month begging you to dress as the companion to whatever elaborate costume she'll be donning when you inevitably end up at a Halloween gathering.

But you probably didn't listen to your own thoughts or hers, and now it's crunch time and the best costumes are probably long sold out. Besides, if you waited this long to find a costume, we're willing to bet you're not about to splurge on that $600 theatrical-quality Darth Vader getup.

If you're starting to get nervous we'll stop you right there, because all that time in the gym is about to swoop in and save your Halloweekend.

Some of the most badass characters in Hollywood history are just jacked guys wearing reasonably normal clothing and minimal outlandish accessories. You may not literally have the physique that Arnold Schwarzenegger or Dolph Lundgren sported back in the '80s, but you can pull off their characters like no couch potato ever could. That's why we've compiled some of our favorite costume options that you can scrape together with minimal cash, and still look decent enough to be recognizable.

It may be too late for theatrical, but at least you'll have a costume. Because even if you're not the type of guy to roll up to the party dressed as a terrifyingly realistic movie monster, you've got to admit it's fun to get into the spirit. Plus, you don't want to be the only asshole at the bar who showed up as the murderer of all things fun and spooky (yourself sans costume).

(And if you need that emergency shred? We've got the workout for you.)

Click through for some of the cheapest, easiest options for your last-minute Halloween costume.

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1. John Matrix/Commando

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Arnold Schwazenegger has been in plenty of movies, from thrilling action flicks like Terminator and Predator to comedies like Twins and Jingle All the Way. But one of Schwarzenegger's most badass roles was undeniably John Matrix, a former Special Forces colonel out to take down a former dictator to save his daughter. Who could forget the moment when a deadpan Matrix "let Sully go"?

The most important aspect of this costume is also the cheapest: some black body paint for you face and torso. 

Assuming you have:

Pants (preferably camo/cargo pants or khakis—but jeans work, too)

Boots 

Impressive biceps and a generally ripped upper body

A passable Arnold impersonation 

You'll need:

Black body paint (to stripe across your face and body, $5 at Party City) 

Bullet belt (optional, $10 at Party City)

Fake weapon that's very clearly not real (anything from a hunting knife to a rifle could work)

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2. The Incredible Hulk

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In his Incredible Hulk days, Lou Ferrigno's physique was nothing short of incredible. After all, he played our favorite green maniac in the late-'70s-early-'80s series, long before CGI could take Dr. Banner from man to monster. So if you've got the physique for it, this one's as easy as can be, although it could get a little messy if you don't get a little help. 

Assuming you have:

Jeans

A flannel (optional)

A hulking physique

You'll need:

Green body paint (maybe two tubes) ($5 each at Party City)

If you really want to go all out, green hairspray ($4 at Party City)

Giant, hilariously fluffy wig (optional)

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3. The Old Spice Guy

Old Spice / Youtube

While Terry Crews may have been the most jacked face of Old Spice ever, Isaiah Mustafa's embodiment is a hilarious throwback that's insanely easy to replicate:

You may not have all (or any) of the skills he boasts in the commercial, but you don't need those. All you do need is a towel, some shorts, and Old Spice to make this one work. Bonus: You'll smell great, no matter where the night takes you.

Assuming you have:

A white towel (clean, please)

Khaki shorts to wear underneath

The chops to impersonate his TV-ready voice

You'll need:

Any Old Spice product, as cheap or expensive as you please (and, hey, you may already have that, too)

Works best at: beach parties.

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4. Rambo

Nancy Moran / Getty

John Rambo is one of those action-movie badasses who seems to transcend time. Even those who have never seen the movie have a very clear idea of the gist of it. Sly Stallone's depiction of a gritty, troubled Vietnam veteran evading law enforcement launched the original film, First Blood, into a franchise. If your friends can't guess this costume at first sight, that's their problem. This one's also super-customizable, since Stallone appeared both in a black, raw-cut muscle tank and shirtless. The important parts? The bandana, the bullet belt, and the absurdly chiseled upper body and/or jawline.

Assuming you have: 

A worn-out, black, clearly DIYed tank top (or a t-shirt you can cut into one)

Jeans 

Ripped shoulders 

You'll need:

Red bandana ($3 at Party City—or, if you cut your own tank top, save some of the fabric and just use that for free)

Fake weapon that's very clearly not real (a hunting knife to a bow and arrow, to a rife could work)

Bullet belt (optional, $10 at Party City)

Some of that $5 body paint (or dirt, if you really want to go cheap) to give the effect of roughing it in the woods

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5. Richard Simmons

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This one is admittedly not badass, but it's hilarious and directly related to fitness. Richard Simmons shot to fame for his weight-loss programs back in the day, and he's still at it now. His signature brightly colored tank tops and short-shorts are easy enough to replicate, as long as you never skip legs day. 

Assuming you have:

A workout tank top (preferably a bright one, and preferably one with sparkles)

Quads that you're dying to show off

White sneakers

White crew socks

You'll need:

Short-shorts (whether they're your girlfriend's or something cheap from Amazon Prime)

Huge wig (optional, but adds to the effect; $20 at Party City)

Probably some energy drinks. It's a long night, and you will be expected to embody Richard Simmons.

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6. He-Man

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Dolph Lundgren, another Hollywood badass who's still keeping up with his fitness today, played He-Man in 1987's Masters of the Universe. We can only imagine all the physique goals that were born that year. Just a little more serious and intimidating than the cartoon version of this comic-book hero, Lundgren's He-Man is ripped out of his mind. If you are, too, show off those quads and that six-pack with this costume. This may be a bare-minimum He-Man, but we don't have time for elaborate equipment, and that's not our fault. Besides, the abs are more impressive anyway. (If you have a set of old football pads lying around that no one's gonna miss, you can easily cut out the shoulders, spray-paint them gold, and tie them together to complete the look. Remember: It's optional, but you have the power.)

Assuming you have: 

An impressive chest and quads

A neutral-colored Speedo, bodybuilding suit, or even some dark-colored briefs (yup, we're really going for it)

A few belts to layer over each other

You'll need:

Blonde wig (will probably run you about $20, but completes the costume)

Fake sword (also important, but only $7 at Party City)

Spartan shin guards ($15 on Amazon)

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7. Lumberjack/The Brawny Man

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More like lumber-jacked, right? This one may actually be the easiest costume ever, and you probably have everything you need already. And this is customizable, because if you don't want to get a fake chainsaw or ax, you can just carry a roll of paper towels around with you (which, given most of the Halloween parties we've been to, may not be a bad idea). Boom: You're instantly the Brawny Man instead of a plain ol' lumberjack. 

Assuming you have:

Jeans

A flannel

A knit beanie

Gargantuan lumberjack-esque arms 

You'll need:

Fake ax for lumberjack ($4 at Party City). If you're into scary costumes, a fake bloody chainsaw (like this $17 option from Party City) transforms you into a murderous lumberjack.

Paper towels for Brawny Man (free from your kitchen, probably)

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8. John McClane from Die Hard

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Die Hard may just be one of the best Christmas movies of all time (because it's totally a Christmas movie in our book, despite the absence of the Grinch or much holiday cheer). In the original, Bruce Willis takes on a slew of bad guys as NYPD cop John McClane, who has to take matters into his own hands to save his wife, one of their hostages. This is another one that you've probably got most of the supplies for. Yippee ki-yay, motherf*cker!

Assuming you have: 

A white tank top you're willing to rub dirt on

A button-down (ideally one you're also willing to rub dirt on)

A formidable five o'clock shadow

Jeans or khakis

A built chest

You'll need:

If you don't want to rub dirt on your face and shirt, some $5 body paint

Some of your girlfriend's lipliner and a butterfly closures for a fake head wound (about $5 from any drug store)

Fake police badge ($4 at Party City)

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9. Tarzan

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There have been countless depictions of this jungle hero, but our personal favorite might be former M&F cover starAlexander Skarsgard's. His physique is impressive, and his costume may be the easiest (and most full-coverage, for any of you legs-day skippers).

Assuming you have:

Khakis you are prepared to sacrifice

Shredded abs and a poundable chest

You'll need:

Some $5 body paint to act as fake dirt

A wig (optional—your own messy hair will work just fine)

A loincloth (if you want to really go for it, $25 at Walmart)

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10. Zeus

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Since Zeus is literally a Greek god, you've got to have the physique to back this one up. If not, you can just tell people you're masquerading as a frat boy at a toga party. This one's pretty straightforward, and can really be tailored to any Greek or Roman deity of your choice, depending on your accessories. Take Poseidon/Neptune, for example: Add a trident, and you're suddenly the king of the ocean. The most important accessories, if the statue we're referencing is any indication, are some killer obliques.

Assuming you have:

A white bedsheet

Flip-flops

Washboard abs

You'll need:

A gray or white fake beard ($5 at Party City)

A trident for Neptune ($5 at Party City)

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