#remember the time you made my whole dick look small with those giant red antlers
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#what baby you look a bit confused#i am babe I legit found out this was happening three minutes ago#I see that love#nice shoes btw#fuck off jiminah I don’t just keep black shoes on hand#Jungkook you own 472 pairs of black shoes okay#you wore black shoes to work this morning#yeah but babe those are Prada stompers and our stylists said we had to go with the wardrobe#nobody is looking at your shoes baby have you seen your bunny ears#what the fuck babe everyone else is in snowmen or also bunny ears and there’s you#in the largest antlers ever#again#remember the time you made my whole dick look small with those giant red antlers#you’re doing it again#I look cute in antlers Kookah I fail to see the problem here#and your shoes match how do I even#did you read the schedule baby#there were ten minutes set aside for holiday butter dance video#wait park jimin did you—#bring my own antlers#you’re damn right I did baby#wanna see what else I brought#jingle jingle mr Jeon#fuck my life you’re wearing a harness under there aren’t you#why don’t you come over here and find out#yeah okay okay yeah merry Christmas to me bye ARMY Jungkook our#out out OUT I meant Jungkook out oh hey babe can you take those to LA next week because damn
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