#remember frog with his “i want to buy you lingerie to fuck you in it”

[youngmassidehoe]

Everyone loves to make fun of "bisexual girl with a straight boyfriend" but no one talks about "guy with an NSFW blog who's bi/pan but all of his horny text posts specifically talk about women"

[jimins-little-world-bts]

Let’s Escape || One Shot

Hoseok x Reader

Genre: Fluffy Fluff, slight angst, smut, redhaired!Hoseok

Word Count: 2.4k

Sumary: Your boyfriend came with a propose that you couldn’t deny because of your love for him. Even if you could lose your job because of it.

Baby I want to leave.” Your boyfriend said to you, standing in the middle of the way of you and the tv. “What? Where? You want to leave me?” You asked almost joking. “No, no. Leave.” He said, laying beside of you on the couch. There was a silence, he started to smile and continued “I want us to scape somewhere. Like… Hawaii or a beach in nowhere.” He confessed holding your two hands on his hands. “I want to be in anywhere but here, we’re too stressed because of work, and practices, tours and everything. We need a break. Would you like to escape with me?”

“Hobi, where did you get this idea? You’re not the kind of guy who thinks about escape to the middle of nowhere from one day to another.” You said to him trying to watch the tv again. “Baby, we need to remember the good times together, we don’t have the same chemistry as before, I see that. You… I mean, we… sometimes get home from work and practically didn’t talk to each other. And if we speak we ended up arguing for nothing. I think our relationship needs a push. So why not? You still love me, right?” He said caressing your cheek while turning your head to face him, but you didn’t hear any more words after ‘a push’. A push? What does he even mean? Did he wanted to breakup or something and now came with this idea of trying to ‘save’ your relationship. You thought it was a trap… because you wouldn’t accept a 'lovers trip’ and he knew it.

You had a job, and not just any job but one of the worst jobs ever, you were the secretary of a very important CEO, owner of a great entertainment company, and lately he had been loading you with a lot of paperworks and forms that he didn’t want to fill out or read. Your boss was the worst, but you couldn’t quit, not because you needed the money to live, your boyfriend was a successful idol who had enough for your both survival. But you wouldn’t accept to live a life under another one’s wing and asking 'daddy’ to buy you clothes. So, even though you hated your job, you needed it. And 'an escape to somewhere’ with your boyfriend wasn’t on your to do list.

“Hoseok you know that I can’t leave like you can, if I don’t go to work for like two days they’ll fired me. You know me, you know that I need a job. Do you want to breakup, don’t you?”

“What? Why are you twisting my words? You can take the vacations they owed you since last year. And if they want to fire you, I’ll tell my lawyer to go with you. C'mon, you’re too stressed, let’s pack.” He said getting up from the couch and running to your shared bedroom. “Hobi, sto-Ugh…” You yell at him but stopped, starting to think about his idea.

It was true that you still had pending vacations, maybe you were exaggerating the situation. It was also true that lately you both had argued a lot, mostly for little things like washing the dishes or cleaning the house. Never about bills, because you two shared them and both of you earned enough money, or jealousy, or something else. They were always meaningless arguments.

Making your way into the bedroom, you saw all of his clothes on the floor with him on the center. Sitting cross legged choosing short pants, a few sweatpants, short sleeves shirts and sleeveless tees. You smiled at him, totally falling in his game seeing him anxious on the floor like a kid before holidays. Maybe it would be nice to be a bad girl for once in your life. Your boyfriend always had come with good ideas like road trips and surprise dates, but never about leaving your actual life to go somewhere on the other side of the world.

“No, honey, it’s just a week. What did you think? That I would abandoned my career? We’re on the top now, and I’m really proud of it. I want to enjoy this, but I feel extremely stressed out. Army will understand, I’m sure of it, they’re the best. C'mon, I’ll help you packing.” He said starting to open you closet. “Starting with your lingerie… oh I love these panties, and this bra ugh, help me. Go, pack. I will choose this, you can choose the other clothes. The ones that you’ll be not wearing all the time. Well… these are one of them too… fuck. Honey, don’t pack too much, I… I mean, it would be hot there.” He said while he was picking your underwear and threw it to you to put it on your suitcase. You were sure that you wouldn’t have to wear a lot of clothes, even more if you’re going to a place that no one knew. “Where are we exactly going?” You asked him while packing the things he threw at you. “Did you already buy the flying tickets or something?” You specified to him. “Well… not actually but we can find a place right now when we get to the airport, babe. Don’t worry about that.”

You laughed at his answer, making him throw a tee to your face while he laughed too. He was a dreamer.

At afternoon, you both had everything packed, sunscreen, creams, toothpaste, toothbrush, brushes, conditioner, soap, swimwear, crocs (your boyfriend’s gift of course, they matched color), clothes, jackets for the night, a tent, wallets, etc. and went to the airport, looking for help on the tickets box with the girl who attended you. You guys chose to go to Tobago, a small island in the Caribbean. The plane was ready to take off. So, both of you ran like crazy with each suitcase. “Hobi, hobi! Hurry up sweetie, we’re gonna lose the flight!” You said to him, running and taking your boyfriend by the arm with your free hand. By the moment you two entered at the plane, it closed the door. Lucky you you brought a blanket because it was hella cold on it. You were wearing jeans and Hobi told you to put your jacket, he knew that planes were cold.

A few moments later, you two were cuddling on your seats, under the blanket, and when you heard your boyfriend slight breathes, you knew he was sleeping, and you started to think about your relationship. Maybe Hobi was right and you were being a bitch around him. He always supported you since you finished College with him, and he never reproached you for anything. You were being insecure in this moment of your life, maybe you fought for anything with him because you were extremely stressed. But it wasn’t because you hated him or something, your job got you like this. You loved your boyfriend with your whole life, you didn’t want him to think that you don’t. Thinking about all of this you didn’t want to cry right there, but a tear had fallen over your cheek. You squeezed yourself on your boyfriend’s embrace, and fall asleep, hoping that you, in a few hours, will have the best moment of your life pretty soon with the person that makes it brighter.

Tobago was a small Island, you saw it from the plane, and it seemed so cute you were anxious to get there, you even went to the bathroom to change your clothes before landing. When you guys arrived, stood paralyzed at the view, it was beautiful; the sun, the sea, which you could admire from the airport, everything. You two walked with your suitcases around the place, hoping to find somewhere nice to spend the day, and maybe later, will look for a hotel to spend the night.

You both walked for an hour until you cross with an entrance to a small forest. You two looked at each other in searching for an adventure, there was no time wasted until you find a waterfall with a small lake. The view was so incredible that you couldn’t resist and started to take pictures of you guys.

Your boyfriend started to set up the tent while you were looking around and passed him the sticks. “It’s beautiful, right? We chose well.” He told you when you finished with the tent and put all inside of it. “Yeah, you’re the best, sweety.” You told him while you began to take off your t-shirt. “Wow, I didn’t know you were that needy, baby girl.” He said in a low voice leaning to kiss your neck. “Shut up, I want to swim!” You told him, pushing him away by his chest. You then took off your shorts too and started to rush to the little lake. “Hey! That’s not fair!” Your boyfriend complained while laughing, he took his shirt off and reached to you to lift you up bridal style and throw you to the water. You screamed and were laughing so hard that when you fell into the water you choked making Hobi laugh hard and get into the water with you.

“Ah… we needed this…” he said holding your body under the water and kiss you on the lips. You putted your hands around his neck and fell into the kiss. You were kissing your boyfriend for minutes, trying to let him know how much you loved him and how glad you were for being there with him. “Do you want to swim?” He interrogated, separating from you and touching the water with his arms. You held his hands saying yes and went deeper water, starting to swim frog style when your feet didn’t feel the ground. “Baby,” he called you from behind. You turned to see your boyfriend standing where you were before. “I don’t know how to swim there.” He confessed to you. “C'mon I’ll help you, just move your feet. You’re not going to drown. Look, look, it’s not that deeper.” You said, going down and up to the surface instantly. “Come.” You went to grab him by his arms and take him to the inside. He hugged you koala style and you started to laugh with him holding you.

You guys swam for a long time, going under the waterfall to find a cave, it was a beautiful place. Seeing your boyfriend with his colored shorts, his naked chest with marked abs and his red hair slightly wet watching the waterfall, fired you up. You reached him and kissed him on the lips, he followed you and grabbed you by your waist. You saw the ground in the kiss and thought of something, making the two of you leave the rock and placed yourself on the floor. Holding him by the neck while kissed him, you grabbed his crotch to feel his hardened growing under your touch. “Baby what a beautiful place to make you mine.” He said to you while he kissed your neck leaving wet marks from your neck to your collarbones. “No. You are going to be mine.” You answered him, making you both turn and placing yourself over him. You took off your bra letting the view of your breasts to him, who didn’t wast time and started to massage your nipples. Separating his head from the ground, he sat with you over him. You started to grind your body on his lap, trying to feel some friction. “Baby, let’s not waste time.” He told you with a deep voice, making you move while he downed his shorts to set his hard member free.

You took off your panties and place again over him, taking his member with your hands, stroking it to make it harder before you place your folds between it as he started to fill you up raising his waist. His length felt cold inside of you, and you loved the feeling, moaning in pleasure as you started to ride him, causing him to backed his head and moaned at the feeling. He grabbed you by your waist to guide you with one hand, while he touched your clit with the other one. The rock wasn’t far from your spot so he leaned on it. “Baby you’re feeling so warm. I love your pussy, it’s perfect to me and only me, right? I love you so much.” He said, grabbing you to place you over him to kiss, so you did. “You know that I love you most, right?” You confessed to him, starting to feel your orgasm growing inside of you. He really knew how to touch you in the perfect spot.

You were feeling so happy right there that you remembered all the bad things that happened before, and you felt guilty, you really loved him and you wanted him to know that. You couldn’t avoid your eyes got wetter and tears starting to fall. “Baby, why are you crying?” He stopped, but you did not. Trying to reach your highest even if you were feeling the teardrops in your closed eyes. “Don’t stop, I-ah… I want to feel you like I never had felt you. Mhm… I want you to know that I love you with all my soul.” You told him. He totally understood, and he kissed you as he started to increase his pace, making you moan louder and cum along with him. “Yes, baby, I know… please cum with my dick inside of you. I know you needed this how much as I do. Don’t cry anymore.” He said smiling and trying to breathe slower while taking out his now softened member out of you. You hugged him stronger and when you diverted the view, you saw that it was getting dark outside. “I’m sorry if I was a bitch all this time.” You said in the hug. “You’re not. You’re an angel. You were just really stressed out. I love you babe.”

You guys swam to the shore and went to the tent. It was getting colder, so both dried yourselves and changed to sweatpants and the only long sleeves tees you brought. After that you two had cuddled inside of the tent and fell asleep, hoping to find another place in the morning to enjoy more of your lovers trip adventure.

I cried, lol. I hope you guys love this story as much as I do hehe. Lots of love ❤  

- Admin Min

[yourdoseoffandomfiction]

Hidan x Reader - Happy Halloween~

Warnings: Lots of cursing thanks to Hidan. Sexual scenes, not really, it’s implied though.

Some people had a certain favorite holiday they would celebrate and take seriously. From Halloween to Christmas, you name it. Others don't really mind it and just let it be. Oh, but not you. Of course not you. Because every year your close friend Naruto would celebrate his birthday on Halloween then his actually birthday, to throw a huge costume party. Which wasn't a bad idea. It was a actually a pretty smart idea in your eyes. And since you took Halloween very very seriously, you were currently running around in your house trying to find your costume, but to no avail. “Fuck, fuck. Where did I put it? I know I left it in the closet!” Running to the hallway where the coat closet was, you rummaged through your stuff inch by inch trying to find your beloved costume that you paid a hefty price for.  “Come on. I know you're in here.” Throwing coat after coat in different directions and making so much commotion had woken someone in your household. “Ugghh!!! Come on man!” You sighed in defeat. “What the hell are you doing this early in the morning [Name]?” A gruff tone made you turn your head in the direction of the voice. With defeated eyes, you looked up at Hidan, sighing. “Hidan... It's six in the afternoon and I'm looking for my costume. I paid a shit load of money for that costume.” You started to rub your eyes, indicating you were going to cry.  “H-hey! Don't start crying on me!” He quickly walked over to your side, trying his hardest to comfort you. “We can just fucking buy another one.” Was his amazing reply. “Hidan I'm gonna give you three reasons why that's a horrible idea. 1.) It's already Halloween and I don't have time to go to each and every store to find that exact same costume. 2.) They probably don't have my size anymore. 3.) It's Naruto's birthday party and I am NOT going to miss it just because I didn't find my costume. I'll find something else.”  “So then...Why are you crying?” Hidan said in an irritated voice. You lunged at him, hugging the life out of him. “Oh your Jashin! It was beautiful okay?! It had nice red lace ruffles, the dress was so pretty~! Oh man Hidan,..how I loved it.” You dramatically cried in his arms. Hidan rolled his eyes. “I swear, I don't know how I fell for you.” He murmured under his breath.  “We were gonna be so cute together. Me with my red dress and you my maid. Damn it!” You wiped your non-visible tears away. Hidan did a double take. “Wait! ..What? Me? Your maid? [Name] I don't think I would ever be your fucking maid. Ever!” Hidan retorted. “Oh, come on Hidan. I think you would look fucking hot in that maid costume. Believe me man. Hot.” You did a sizzling noise, making him groan in frustration, “I bet I can make you wear it.” You smirked in mischievousness. “Oh hell no! No no no! [Name] hell no! I am not wearing that stupid costume.” He crossed his arms in an 'x' formation, wanting nothing to do with the said costume. “Oh come on Hidan! I'll do anything for you. What if I cook you a nice dinner?” You tried convincing him.  “Nope.” “A nice massage?” You suggested not really thinking twice about it since you've done it before.  The temptation was too good, but not good enough. “Hell no.” Your eyes widen. Usually Hidan would jump to the gun about getting a massage from you. Oh, now you had to really think up a plan.  Scratching your head while tapping your right foot you thought up the many possibilities of what might make Hidan break. 'A day in without any interruptions? No, he can probably have that another day and he knows it. What is his one weakness? Come on [Name], you have to know this. We've been together for like- what? Four years now? I got to knows! ...Wait, I think I know what it is.'  Smirking deviously, you looked up at Hidan. He eyed you intently, waiting for one of your suggestions. “Whatever it is my answer is still no.” He crossed his arms. “Oh, really? How are you so sure you're gonna say no?” Oh, how you loved messing with him at times. “Because no means fucking n-”  “How about I wear that lingerie you bought me for my birthday and put on a show for you after this Halloween party. Sounds good, no?” You saw his eyes widen and the look he gave was that of a skeptical person. 'Take the bait, take it. Take it!' You internally screamed. “FUUUUUU!!! Fine! But I better see you wear it.” You jumped up in victory. “Yes!” You were about to walk off to the bedroom and get his costume when Hidan stopped you.“Hold up. If you don't have your costume anymore and you want me to be your damn maid, what are you gonna be?” He curiously asked. Turning your head, you gave him a deviant smile.“I shall be your vampire master~.”  Walking up the steps and into your bedroom that the both of you shared, you quickly went to your closet pushing aside clothes and shoes, trying to find the maid costume. “Found it~.” You gracefully pulled out the costume and showed it to him. His jaw hanged a little lose from the shock. “No, [Name]. Hell n-” “I'll pole dance for you.” “Deal.”  [----2 hours later----] You knocked at the front door three times waiting patiently for someone to answer the door while fiddling with Naruto's present when Hidan started fidgeting in his costume. “This costume is too fucking short. How the hell can women even wear this shit?” Hidan pulls on the costume to make it more comfortable for him. “Just get use to it or else there won't be any 'show' for you.” Hidan mumbled a few curse words under his breath.  The door suddenly swung open revealing Naruto. “Heeeyy [Name]! You finally came! I thought you were never gonna show up... Wait what are you suppose to be?” Naruto squinted his eyes. “Well, I'm a Vampire and the master of this lovely 'lady', he was taking forever putting on the costume.” You pointed at Hidan, Naruto turns his head to the left and instantly starts laughing. “You little-” Hidan was about to charge at Naruto when you put your hand on his chest to stop him.  As Naruto finished his fit of laughter he motioned for the both of you to come inside. Almost forgetting that you had the present with you in the first place, you handed Naruto his gift. It was neatly wrapped with black and orange wrapping paper with a red ribbon adorning the box. He immediately opens the gift to find a green frog coin pure and 5 coupons to his favorite ramen shop. “I know that your last frog was ripped so I bought you this one annnd I had these coupons laying around. I hope you like it 'cause that's all I got.” Naruto's eye's beamed with excitement. “[Name] you have no idea how much I wanted these coupons. Thank you so much.” He leaned in for a quick hug, almost squeezing the life out of you.  “Y-you're welcome Naruto, but could you let go? I am in need of air man.” “Oh, sorry. Anyways, drinks are in the kitchen if you need any. Go and help yourself.” “Alright. Thanks. Let us go maid. I am in need of drink.” You pointed in a random direction. “Okay, but first can you stop talking like that. It's really fucking annoying.” “Never!” You laughed as you dragged Hidan to the kitchen. Going through a herd of people and finally finding the kitchen you spotted Kakashi and Yamato idle talking to each other. “Hey guys. What's up?” You called out to them. They turn their heads expecting them to look at you only for them to look at Hidan. Of course, as any regular person, they started laughing. “Fuck you guy's. At least I'm getting laid.” Hidan pridefully responds. Both coughing to mask their laughter, you rolled your eyes. “So... let me guess. Yamato you're Frankenstein and Kakashi you're... a vagabond?” You questioned him. He sighs and says, “Why does everyone keep saying that? I'm a wizard. Look at my big hat and my wand.” Kakashi pulls out his wand from his sleeves to show you.  “Oh, well...For all I know you could have been something worse like a stalker.” Hidan and Yamato started laughing.  “Anyways where's Sakura and Sasuke? ”  “Oh they're in the living room with the others” You nodded. “Alright then. See you guys later. Let us go my maid, we must speak to these peasants.” “Yes ma'am.” Hidan strained the last word. In the distance laughter could be heard from the two. As the two of your were nearing the living room, Hidan stopped. “Hey, I'm gonna go find somewhere to sit. I'm not really feeling the mood to party right now.” Not really thinking about his feelings, you complied. You watched him disappear among the crowd of people, you then remembered about Sakura and the others. Quickly going through the crowd you found them talking in the far corner.  “Hello peasants~.” Sakura immediately greeted you. “Hey [Name], what are you suppose to be?” She lightly laughed. “I am a vampire my fair lady.” You bowed. “And you're a witch, I assume, and Sasuke you're... Naruto what the hell is he? Frodo Swagins or something?” Naruto burst out laughing along with Sakura. “I'm an Elf you idiot.” He pointed at his ears and bow. “Ohh, makes sense. So you're like Legolas Sasuke.” He rolled his eyes. “It has a nice ring to it. Legolas Sasuke accompanying Frodo Swagins and the Fellowship of the Bling.” Everyone laughed. Well, more like Naruto was hysterically laughing while you and Sakura giggled. “Alright, enough jokes. Happy Birthday Naruto. This party is by far the best. The lighting and the music is just awesome. By the way where did you even get a DJ? Don't they cost for like the hour or something?” You curiously asked. He sheepishly scratched his chin. “Well, I had to save my allowance AND work two jobs, but it was so worth it. Just look at my house, it's so beautiful.” He wiped a non-existing tear from his right eye. “It sure is.” You chuckled. “Hey, where's Hidan by the way? Did he come with you at all?” Sakura inquired. “Yeah, but he just wanted to go and sit down. He's not in a party mood right now I guess.” That raised a few eyebrows among your friends. “Well, that's a surprise considering that guy is always loud and cursing his ass off, no offense [Name].” Sakura said. “Non-taken. I think I actually started taking his course of language. Seriously one day I was mad at myself for not taking the cookies out at a certain time and I ended up burning them all which caused me to curse up a storm like no tomorrow.” You sighed. “I gotta train him.” All of you chuckled at the idea. “Guys be right back. The fun is about to begin.” Naruto then sprinted to the DJ who then changed the song to “Locked out of Heaven”. “Sasuke let's go dance!” Sakura pulled a reluctant Sasuke onto dance floor. “Hey guys I'm gonna go find Hidan!” “Okay!” Pushing aside people and occasionally bumping into them, you found Hidan sitting alone on a couch. “Hey sexy~ wanna dance?” You wiggled your eyebrows up and down at him. He looked at you, not really believing you wanted to dance. He grinned, he got up from his spot almost revealing his entire rear in the process. You whistled. “Whoa. Nice view there babe.” His face turned red. “Shut up and let's go.” Leading him to the dance floor, both of you started swaying your hips to the beat of the song. Hidan snaked his right arm around waist bringing you closer to him, all the way still moving to the song. He grinned at you, he leaned in beside your face, brushing his lips lightly on your left ear. “I better fucking have that dance [Name].” You chuckled and replied. “Absolutely.” The entire night was spent dancing or playing odd games that Naruto insisted everyone had to play. You couldn't believe how many people actually wanted to play those stupid games. But in the end it was a lot of fun. You had to admit that tonight was the best. Even if you had to bribe Hidan. [----Extended Ending----] Did you ever actually wear that lingerie? Or danced for Hidan after the Halloween party? Yes. Yes, you did. Three months had passed since the party. So when you surprised him one day with rose petals leading from the house door to the bedroom, he was, to say the least, shocked and amazed to see  saw you on the neatly done bed wearing nothing but your red lingerie he had bought you a while back. After the “present” you gave him, he basically became you're 'slave'. You saw it in his eyes, it was so worth it.