#religious trauma be damned this man can serve cunt!
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sillystringsimpsons · 4 months ago
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got bored at work and doodled lovejoy next to younger lovejoy from my au
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inact-ice · 2 months ago
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Episode 8
- HI ABBY! Hi guy who’s been shot
- …. Was a man lynched here, is the abc 911 show gonna handle lynchinh. Ohhh, Ope. They do a lot of domestic abuse stuff huh. Oh this poor lady, wtf. This guys’ a freak. He’s gonna blow up the tree? He’s stupid too wow. Ok karma, love it!
- so magic like definitely exists in the 911 universe right? And that’s why that bullet was in the tree and ricocheted onto him?
- yay the bobby blood episode, so this is the context nice
- chimney you’re so cuuuute, is he gonna have they Harry Potter scar forever
- Angela basset can’t help but serve cunt damn. Her mean gay husband on the other hand…. Let’s just say he’s not a waiter
- girl give Athena some TIME god
- EWWWWWWW! Ok so the theme here’s gonna be karma. This guy killed his dog? Yeah fuck him. Ok QUEEN! So glad he didn’t sue you oh my god, probably should’ve just called like 911 or something
- oh shoot I forget why people said Bobby was called in for his blood
- hi hot priest, do you think we should refer Bobby to like a therapist. Oh hot therapist… I don’t think telling a suicidal person that suicide is a sin is helpful, let’s get on that referral me thinks
- Athena taking out her issues on civilians check, another cop win!
- Athena girl either divorce this man or bring your own man into the house and start some drama
- hen don’t give anyone relationship advice rn i am so mad at you
- why was the doctor so dramatic about that omg, love that for Bobby tho
- is this guy an idiot. Is this the episode where buck says tiger all cute and stuff? ABBY! I’ve missed you so much girl, how’s your mom? Aw ok bye Abby
- don’t you guys have like animal control in this city?
- ohhh I thought the karma was gonna be from just the tiger stuff, bros into poaching?? Hey tiger queen. I hope they don’t kill that diva
- may you are such a mean little girl, you get it from your mean gay dad! May you’re speaking facts, you got that from your cop mom❤️
- helloooooo captain, chimney please don’t ruin this for me. Ope. A bit of trauma dumping. Chimney is so flabbergasted he needs an adult. Bobby, I don’t mean to be like dismissive towards your obvious religious trauma, but have you considered that maybe you need more help than a hot priest can provide? Lmao poor chimney
- is karma gonna like kill hen. Is that what this has all been leading up to?
- hi Athena’s mean gay husband. Has his name been Michael this is entire time? Anyways. Why does he keep calling her baby, I feel like that blurs the lines.
- Yay divorce! God finally. I miss Abby :(
- Athena please don’t make me cry right now, I’m sorry your mean gay husband is so mean and gay :(
- god this episode is dragging
- you’d marry him again??? He’s not even that good of a friend. A KISS?? No yeah I get it, closure or whateva. I hate when Athena cries, it’s like seeing my mom cry
- ughhhhhhhhhhhhh not the hen cheating reckoning. Karen! You know! GASP! EVA IS ACTUALLY EVIL LIKE NOT EVEN THE JOKER WOULD DO THIS! Shes like the reverse flash. Good for you Karen!
- ok abrupt, awesome direction tho
- Athena! Okayyyy, get it girl! She’s really into bald men huh, this one’s pretty though! Athena you are the most confident and brave woman alive damn
- chimney you’re so sweet my god. And hot! Anyways. I didn’t know chimney had this amount of emotional intelligence to him. Loving chimney and bobby bonding times though
Criminally low levels of Abby, I will not remember this episode
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