#relationshiptropes:fake relationship

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Do you have any fake dating/pretend relationship fics?

That's the Magic Number by NancyBrown (JackIanto | complete | 1361 | G)

Jack and Ianto have to pretend to be married in the suburbs. For reasons.

Silver Lining by PrincessOfTheWorlds (JackIanto | complete | 2015 | T)

Actor Jack Harkness has his eyes on his dream role of the Captain, but the studio thinks his wild reputation won't match the character's clean-cut image. Jack is devastated...until his agent Gwen suggests he enter into a fake relationship with stage actor Ianto Jones.

I ai n't letting go by aliciajazmin (GwenMartha | WIP | 2259 | T)

There's a hidden nightclub that aliens and humans flock to. Gwen and Martha go to see if they if can find the answers to a case about a missing spaceship. The thing is, it's "couples only" night, and Gwen has a crush she's struggling to hide.

for the happy hearts beneath (the green and coral christmas wreath by moonlightrhosyn (JackIanto, JohnnyRhiannon, GwenRhys | WIP | 9985 | T)

“It may interest you to know that I’m dating someone now,” he shot back without thinking. He froze. Oh my God, what have I done?

“Really?” Rhiannon exclaimed loudly. “Who is it? Why didn’t you tell me earlier?”

“Uhh…” Ianto managed.

“Jack!” Ianto shouted into the phone suddenly.

“What? Are you talking to your flatmate? What’s he done?” she asked.

There was another long silence, this time from Ianto’s end of the phone.

“Oh my God - you’re dating Jack?!” she yelled.

Ianto sat down heavily on the couch. Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.

Mistakes happen during the holidays; they can be a very stressful time. Some people get the wrong gift for someone. Some people accidentally burn dinner (or breakfast). And some people accidentally tell their sister that they're dating their best friend, and have to invite him to spend Christmas with the family.

This Is No Place For The Ambassador For Wales To Have Sex by timetraveled (JackIanto | complete | 1985 | PG)

Ianto Jones, Ambassador for Wales gets upgraded to first class on a flight home to Cardiff. Spoilers for the Torchwood radio play: Lost Souls. In fact, you'll have to listen to that first to understand this.

Blood of Eden by 51st Century Fox, xtricks (JackIantoGwen | complete | 29351 | T)

A series of mysterious deaths lead the Torchwood team to a honeymoon resort on a distant isle and the secret to one of the 21st century's most explosive changes

Only fools fall by transjackianto (JackIanto, LisaIanto | complete | 182645 | M)

“Oh my god,” he gasps out when his laughter has died down to softer chuckles, “I am so glad I stuck around to hear that. Thank you Jack, I needed to laugh today. Now if you’ll excuse me,” he pushes back from the table for the third time but Jack stops him again with a hand over his own. It is a softer touch than before and that unnerves Ianto more than anything.

He looks up, terrified he’s going to see some kind of earnest emotion on Jack’s face. When he finds Jack looking instead like he swallowed a handful of pins he relaxes. He’s not sure he could handle finding out Jack had some kind of ridiculous unrequited crush on him.

“I know,” Jack groans, dropping Ianto’s hand and letting his head thunk against where his arms are crossed on the table, “I want to punch myself just for saying it, but I mean it Ianto. I need you to be my boyfriend.”

Aka, Ianto just wants to make it through his summer as a newly single sixth form graduate and eagerly await the end when his ex comes back from her summer trip and they can reunite.

His ex-friend Jack Harkness throws a wrench into the works.

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only fools fall by transjackianto (jackianto, lisaianto | complete | 182,645 | M)

“Oh my god,” he gasps out when his laughter has died down to softer chuckles, “I am so glad I stuck around to hear that.  Thank you Jack, I needed to laugh today. Now if you’ll excuse me,” he pushes back from the table for the third time but Jack stops him again with a hand over his own. It is a softer touch than before and that unnerves Ianto more than anything.

He looks up, terrified he’s going to see some kind of earnest emotion on Jack’s face.  When he finds Jack looking instead like he swallowed a handful of pins he relaxes. He’s not sure he could handle finding out Jack had some kind of ridiculous unrequited crush on him.

“I know,” Jack groans, dropping Ianto’s hand and letting his head thunk against where his arms are crossed on the table, “I want to punch myself just for saying it, but I mean it Ianto. I need you to be my boyfriend.”

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Aka, Ianto just wants to make it through his summer as a newly single sixth form graduate and eagerly await the end when his ex comes back from her summer trip and they can reunite.

His ex-friend Jack Harkness throws a wrench into the works.