#rejoice for you get ANOTHER shitty meme

[fizzybun]

HAPPY DANNYPOCALYPSE FRIENDS AND UNFORTUNATE STRANGERS CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE!

[maxwell-grant]

 🎶✨ When you get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. Then, send this ask/tag 10 of your favourite followers ✨🎶

tagged by @artbyblastweave. Thanks! Well now I have to curate my playlists for this so I don’t look like some kind of dweeb plugged into videogame music and Youtube instrumental-only recs 24/7, what would the neighbors say?

Rejoice by Devin Townsend

I’ve been paying more attention to the rest of Townsend’s discography and I’ve been really loving it, been listening to Z² a bit lately and I’m highlighting Rejoice in particular. I got a new job recently, and it’s a really good job, I really really need the money, but it also takes 2-3 hours of subway/bus surfing to get to, which involves a lot of walking, which I usually enjoy doing except I'm usually racing on a schedule, and ever since I twisted my ankle a couple years ago I’ve been dealing with chronic pain that's gotten so much fucking worse since I took this job, feels like daggers stuck in both of my feet all day, so that part of the chorus that goes “IT HURTS, SO MUCH” tends to be pretty cathartic to listen to in the ride. Because yeah, it fucking hurts Mr Ziltoid, thank you for screaming that with a cool backing track, limping home feels way less shitty with cool music as added fuel.

-O U T - O F - I D E A S - by Dankmus

Good YTPMVs just scratch an itch nothing else does. Generally the better YTPMVs come from sickos who painstakingly sample and edit every little scrap of sound the source material gives them, like iteachvader who goes through the most batshit lengths to cannibalize ASotH into a uniquely consistent musical soundboard, but Dankmus is closer to those that use the source as added spice for a whole new instrumentation, which is usually less fun, but he’s doing on such an absurd level of quality. He makes the most hypnotically catchy music with Simpsons meme soundbits intertwined inseparably and it works so marvelously. The vocals and synth of this one in particular get stuck in my head a lot.

Iron Horse / No Man’s Land by Mean Mary, couldn’t pick one

Stumbled onto these by sheer accident looking for songs to match WIP-specific keywords. Banjos tend to be associated so frequently as a comedy instrument but every now and then something like this knocks you over with sheer skill and mood alone. Really love her voice and enunciation, her songs are wonderful instrumentals even without it but her voice is so great, so full of character, so dramatic. She’s very quickly become one of my favorite vocalists to listen to.

Confessions Part II (feat Colin Stetson) by BADBADNOTGOOD

Some of the punchier tracks of BBNG are music for when you need to absolutely and completely need to get your brain hotwired enough to willpower through sewage. They play the soundtracks that manifest when you need to groove while your eyeballs are twiching and sparks fly off your temples and your hands grip the desk and the work is just not gonna fucking end anytime soon but you’re not quitting now, and then when the saxophones start blaring nonstop it’s like they’re screaming and roaring and raving the way you wish you could do right now, and then they hit you with a nice spitzy beat that makes it a little easier to put up with the next minutes or so (is spitzy even a term? Probably not, but it feels right for them), and the music dips into one layered intensity after another and then it grabs your head and shakes it loose and makes it feel like any second now your spine is gonna spring out of your neck like a snake nut can and somehow, it feels like that would be a nice thing to happen that might even fix your back and hey, I feel better now.

Boi Luzeiro por Cordel do Fogo Encantado

Putting links to both the audio as well as a live performance, audio quality’s different but watching the performers go wild on drums and one vocalist taking center shmooving with a pandero at hand is indispensable (to not spoil the ending as well). I’ve been trying lately to branch out tastes and listen to more Brazilian music and I really enjoy northeastern Brazil styles, feels like rediscovering something I always liked and never really had any reason to not listen to more. Not sure it translates too well into English but I really love the song’s concept and lyrics, love the cordel theme the band uses, love the drums and beat ramping up intensity, love the vocals, love the progression, VEM TACAR FOGO NO MUNDO, EI HEI-EI HEI - QUANDO O DIA NASCER E MORRER, EI HEI-EI HEI, QUANDO O DIA NASCER E MORREEEER. Maracatu music just hits differently and I’ve been missing out big time.

tagging @krinsbez, @jcogginsa, @deathchrist2000, @zoanzon, @mirrorfalls, @irregularjohnnywiggins, @about-faces, @totallynotagentphilcoulson, @khancrackers, @thedeathalchemist

[homestuckexamination]

So I guess, dirk time

Dirk time.

Lol, i appeared mid air like an idiot XD

I’m talking to the auto responder, aren’t I ?

I fucking knew it XD

Yes. It’s me, the friendable alien

Oh bruh. I have no idea Of what is happening. It’s so fucking awkward.

His glasses are not perfectly aligned with his nose. That give the impression that his face his distorted, and I find it absolutely disturbing

How come that he is so much more ripped than Jake ? I mean, not that I am complaining, but dirk isn’t the one living in a littéral jungle

Once again, cal is in the background. I’m pretty sure it won’t move this time

Here I am, being dramatic, almost cutting myself on Cal’s sword, the usual.

I can wield the shitty sword

No. You are not going to play this game. I made sure of that :)

I knew it would be difficult. But dirk is almost as inept as Jake in his approach to other people. Truly, these two are made for each other -_-

Everything is going so well ^^ I am befriending dirk, and I like him, and he is slowly opening up to me. It’s so cute ^^

So.... how much time before everything goes wrong ? -_-

Dirk has never had ANYONE else to befriend, and is kind of a pre-planner, so, yeah X3

And.... two seconds.

AND WHAT IF I WANT TO SEE THIS, ULT DIRK ??

Don’t be an asshole. You’re just salty because young you is a better person than old you.

You are a lot more pathetic now. What kind of adult still dress up as anime characters ? At least young dirk is a teen. What’s your excuse for being an unstable, arrogant, and stupid ?

I don’t hate ult dirk as much as I hate Vriska. But that’s really the only positive thing I can say about him :(

I am going to kick his ass 🙂

Dirklog? Seriously? At lest his theme is cool

What about no ? What about you fuck off, rejoice over the fact that this is already a different timeline, and leave me fucking alone ?

Well, I sure remebered

Of course I still care about Dirk. I could make a meme about that, but I don’t want to pause the game now.

I want to know how it end 0^0

OH. I got it. I’m going to let dirk choose, aren’t I ? This is such an obvious answer, and such a good one too ! I really hope I’m right *^*

Do I have a plan for how to protect myself without the tenets of canon ?

I sure hope I am, because if I get another bad end like in friendsim, I’m going to scream.

Oh god Mspar I love you. You can be so cool when your friends are In danger and you have to fuck canon to protect them *^*

How dare he call young dirk his splinter. Your the splinter here, asshole.

Am I going to pis je up candy Dave ??

I AMMMM ! Candy Dave !

Candy Dave is the man

FUCK OFF YOU ANIME LOOKING SHIT

Uuuuuuurg. Everytimes ult dirk is on screen I simultaneously want to punch my laptop and want to dance to his AWSOME theme

ahahaha i knew it !!! Chose, my orange child ! Chose and be freeeeeeee *u*

Im having a blast in this route

Bad end first, good end last :)

Go on, dirk. Trust yourself

Actually standing up to Ult Dirk and giving him the middle finger IS quite cathartic.

I don’t understand. Why am I back at the beginning?

Oh. Ahah. I thought my game had crashed

I wonder If I have messed up at some point ? I am now trying to die with Aradia at the green sun

What is happeninnnnnnnng ?

I became a first guardian ?

What am I doing ? What is happening?

I fucking locked the timeline ?

But what about my friendsim friends ?

...? I think you may have. Like. Glitched something? That is the TRUE END that you get at the end of the Afterw@rd. I have no idea how you got it from Dirk’s split choice, I’ll check it out in a little bit.

Okkkkkkk

Let me just... see if the same things happens when Dirk don’t goes with his ultimate self

Oh. Ult dirk just cut my good end. I should have seen it coming

An epilogue ? Great. I love epilogues -_-

Back to doc scratch place, but doc scratch isn’t there

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

T posing god person, my old ennemie

That’s Aysha. ;3

A sequel ? Now your talking, mysterious director

No no please. Keep flirting with me. That’s almost as funny as Eridan´s route

Maybe not everything have to be a storie all the time

Okay, so now that I have the epilogues, I understand the whole shenanigans with the sun and everything

The epilogue makes the ending so much better *^*

I loved it !

And... I have now finished pesterquest. What a ride !

And just in time for probably Act 2 to drop today!!! I still. Have no idea how you even got the True End from Dirk’s Choice. I gotta boot up Pesterquest now and check if there’s a glitch.

[kenziecrystai]

A series of really shitty events that include me having a mental breakdown:

My brother and I often make these things we call “cookie in a cup” which is exactly what it sounds like, chocolate chip cookie in a mug you bake in the microwave

A while ago we ran out of chocolate chips, and my dad needed to go to the store so I was like “hey I’ll come with you cuz I need more chocolate chips”

At the store there’s an employee stocking the shelf right where the chocolate chips are so I just grab the first bag I can reach and move on

I find out the hard way that not all chocolate chips are made the same and that milk chocolate chips taste really fucking bad when you’re used to the taste of semi sweet chocolate chips in your cookie in a cup

My brother likes milk chocolate but will not eat so many of these microwave desserts that he’d eat all the milk chocolate chips in a reasonable time so I’ve got a bag of chocolate that I need to get rid of

Yesterday night I was in the mood to bake something so I was like “hey I can make brownies and use the chocolate chips to make a ganache icing topping thing”

I’ve never made ganache before and also was never taught how to boil milk so that shit frothed up all over my stove, and then I poured it over the chocolate chips and waited for it to solidify a little before putting it on the brownies but it. Kinda didn’t.

For some fucking reason I decided I’d take the risk and poured it all over my tray of fresh baked brownies because I didn’t want to waste it. I’m already almost in tears here.

Spoiler alert it didn’t turn any less liquid as it cooled but it did kinda glaze over so I thought there was hope and threw it into the fridge and went to bed (it was midnight at this point. No I was not thinking clearly)

Spoiler alert number two that didn’t fucking work either and it was still totally liquid the next morning

I still feel bad about wasting my time and effort and ingredients so I had a stroke of brilliance and thought “hey I can just mix this up with frosting and make cake pops”

Before I even start mixing anything for icing I try to dump some of the liquid out and learn that the brownie had absorbed so much of it that really it was a 8x8 glass pan of soggy cake

Into the trash it goes. I’m sad but considering I’ve had a full night to calm down it’s not that bad

I still wanna bake something and then get to eat it and remember that I have all the ingredients to make bread. I voice this possibility to my mother and she says it’s too late in the day for me to try to make bread.

Getting more and more depressed here, I go to my room to sulk a bit and my dad comes up to say that he thinks it would be a great idea if I made bread. So with renewed hopes downstairs to make bread I go.

I mix the water and yeast and leave it to sit for a while as the recipe says. Ten minutes later literally nothing has happened. I feel a little dejected but still determined to give it another go.

Attempt number 2. Another complete and utter failure of making yeast happy. Which also doubles as a complete and utter failure of making ME happy and I feel some tears coming up.

My mom barely convinces me to give it another shot. I mix the yeast and water yet again, visibly upset, and go back to my room to wait because I don’t need my parents watching me cry in the kitchen over yeast. This time it frothed up a *tiny bit*, nowhere near as much as it should have.

I just dump it down the sink. The tears are falling. I throw everything back in the pantry and go collapse in my bed.

I spend god knows how long crying and trying to calm myself down with memes because I KNOW this is a stupid thing to cry about but that doesn’t mean I had any control over it and my parents attempts at helping we’re doing the literal exact opposite.

I sulk and feel numb for a while. When supper rolls around I fill my stomach with mashed potatoes and someone else’s bread. I still feel like a failure but my brother saying stupid shit makes it better.

As I’m cleaning up the kitchen afterwards I learn my mother bought a bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips when she went grocery shopping earlier in the day. Rejoice.

I make myself a microwave cookie in a cup with semi-sweet chocolate chips and sit down with my mom to watch a show about orphaned orangoutangs learning how to be monkeys. Life is ok again.

Moral of the story: know what kind of chocolate chips to buy.

And also if your daughter is crying uncontrollably sometimes it’s because she apparently sucks at making bread and not that she got in a fight with her boyfriend (seriously both my mom and dad came to me separately to ask if something had happened. We’re fine thanks I’m just suddenly incompetent at baking)

[banyak100418]

i love you 100.

aka why i love you. aka word vomit of the things about you and us that make my life worth living. (warning: nsfw sprinkled throughout.)

 1. “love” itself sounds like an easy word to say. it gets thrown around a lot. but when i say that i love you, i mean that i love you. i’m in love with you. i mean it with every single fiber that makes up who i am. i mean that i care about your happiness even more than my own, because you, to me, are the sun.

 2. i like thinking about the first time we ever interacted. it’s been almost two years. july first. who would have known that everwing game invites will bring me to my home. they say it’s a small world but for me, it’s a vast universe, and it overwhelms me to think that among the billions of galaxies, people and creatures, you and i happened to be the people that we are, and we have found our way to one another. everything that happened had transpired in the right time and for all the right reasons, because this path brought me to miss right (a.k.a you).

 3. when we started doing our 11:11’s, i thought i was only wishing for your comfort and happiness, but in time i found myself wishing to have you, too. i always find it so endearing, how we basically started with this, how we gradually learned each other’s feelings by wishing each other happiness every night. and to this day, we still do it when we can, and it make my heart do a double flip.

 4. at some point there, you sent me something, telling me not to worry, because you’ll hold my hand the whole way through – and you have, you always did. you never broke your promise.

 5. cliché as fuck, but you are beautiful. inside and out. you are a beautiful soul. even if you think otherwise, i still think you’re the most beautiful, flaws and all. i’m proud to say that i have the most beautiful girlfriend in the entire world, and her majestic existence alone is enough to convince me to keep on going.

 6. your rosy, chubby cheeks that i love kissing so much.

 7. it’s your lips. so fucking irresistible. plump and sweet. 10/10 would kiss again. 100/100 would kiss everyday.

 8. you’re sexy when you’re sleepy. did you know that?

 9. you say you don’t like your hair, but they’re beautiful to me. your curls are cute as fuck. thinking about them makes me wanna touch them again. wanna run my fingers through them while we cuddle.

 10. you have a talented tongue. eyemoji.

 11. you give great cuddles. i love you. please cuddle me soon. i wanna cuddle you, too.

 12. your eyes and the way they light up when you eat nice food, or the way they gradually get a little glassy and sad when i cry a little too hard in front of you.

 13. it’s also the way they look at me, as if there’s something in me that’s worth seeing. your vision’s pretty bad (and that’s okay, i’d still love you even when you get old and blind), but you see everything in me that no one else couldn’t – that i couldn’t.

 14. hah, and the way they disappear when you smile your cutest smile, when your cheeks go all the way up and you’re just like ^u^.

 15. your laugh. sometimes you get giggly, like a low “hhhh” and it’s so cute.

 16.  but sometimes when i say something that just makes you laugh like “HAHAHAHA” my heart just forgets what i made you laugh in the first place, because all it knows now is to adore you. i hope you laugh like that more, my baby. your laughter can cure cancer and bring world peace.

 17. i love it when you laugh at my memes. i love how you laugh at my stupid, dumb jokes. know that you don’t always have to laugh at them if you don’t find them funny (because most of them are really dumb hhh), but honestly the only reason why i share them is because they made me laugh, and the only other person that i wanna see laughing is you.

 18. i absolutely love watching you eat. i love how you finish all of your food and you look so, so happy whenever you eat. i can be full just by watching you eat and be happy with food. my baby.

 19. you are my sunshine. one look at you and my problems and worries float away. when we talk, when i’m in your arms, i’m able to tune out the outer world, and i can only focus on you. my light.

 20. i say this in the most loving way possible—you have a crazy side that i always love seeing. it surprises me every time you bring this crazy out, when you sing your random little songs, or just suddenly make derpy faces or extreme green jokes. keep your crazy on, baby. i love everything about it.

 21. i absolutely love watching you gain consciousness in the morning. it’s one of the simple joys that i have in life. i love how, when you wake up and you don’t have anything important to do, it takes you like a hundred years to force your right eye open.

22. you snore. it’s cute. i love it. keep snoring. snore at my face. heck, snore right on my ear. i love you that much.

 23.  your voice. i remember at first you kept telling me that you don’t sound good. you were so insecure. but i couldn’t even find what is it about your voice that doesn’t “sound good”, because to me, your voice is sweet and comforting. like a blanket.

 24. the random selcas you send me sometimes, whether you’re sporting a derpy face or posing prettily, i love them all.

 25. also whenever i see those my heart goes dugeun-dugeun and all i could think of is: “so pretty. wanna kith.”

 26. i’m sorry that i often sound like i don’t care much when you do things for me, or when you do things that i ask of you. i appreciate each and every single one of them, baby. it’s endearing how you always want to be able to do things for me, and for all your other loved ones. you are really one of a kind. especially that time you gave me a gift by singing for me on my birthday.

 27. i could never forget the feeling that i had when you booked that ticket to see me. i was so happy, i felt like i was floating. it was all just so surreal. it was almost too good to be true for me. it’s a feeling that i’m always reminding myself of, the feeling that we made it happen the first time. and we also made it happen the second time. we’re gonna make it happen the third time (i’mma book my ticket soon!), and the fourth, and the fifth, and the sixth, until the day we don’t have to be miles away from one another anymore. this love, and everything that we are, is just extraordinary and i would never in a million years trade our love for anything else in this world.

 28. the first time i saw you, i was drawn to you. i’m not a hugger. but i ran to you before i could even think, before i could even process what was happening, or what i was about to do. you were a tiny bit awkward and taken aback, i could tell, but you hugged me back anyway and it was the most comforting hug in the world. to me it was something that i’ve always dreamed of (and i’d never thought i’d have), and when you put your arms around me i had this idea that maybe it was the same for you too, maybe you had wanted to hold me just as much as i was dying to hold you.

 29. when i asked us to sit down at the café for the meantime while the driver found his way to us, you immediately took your phone out. i don’t know, i could tell that you were trying to ignore how awkward it could get so i was just watching you with a smile but you couldn’t even look back at me? and it was just so fucking cute? you were so shy. you asked me “why” and i was like “nothing” but in reality i was falling hard and fast for you there. i love you. god, i love you.

 30. and on our way to the hotel, when you actually kinda called me in to scoot closer and hold your hand, i was on cloud nine.

 31. (later i learned that your hands aren’t only soft to the touch and nice to hold—you’re also talented in using them in other ways. like. you know. in bed.)

 32. on our second day, when i got home from class, i climbed to your bed and started falling asleep in your arms. you were running your fingers through my hair. it might just be my imagination, but as i was being lulled to sleep, i think i heard you tell me that you love me, in the softest voice. the way my heart jumped was something i’ve never felt before, and in that moment i confirmed to myself that this is what i am going to live for.  

 33. i like how you smell and just thinking about it makes me miss you so much, like holy fuck.

 34. i miss how your hair smells. sometimes i open rejoice bottles at the grocery store just to get a whiff of your scent, but it just isn’t the same. i miss you.

 35. when we were at baler, that night we went out and walked back to our place, it was scary but i felt strong beside you, even if you were scared of mongmongs. we’ll have more late-night walks, right? i will protect you from doggo. we’ll go to more beaches in our lifetime, and we’ll make out by the waves and under the stars each time.

 36. i’m sorry that our first kiss was shitty… but i hope i made it up to you? that kiss on the beach? to this day, i still find it to be the most picture-perfect experience i’ve ever had. do you ever wonder just how many people have had their perfect kiss? because i have, and it’s you, you are my perfect kiss. kisses are always perfect with you but there’s just really something about that kiss by the beach. we’ll do more perfect kisses. a hundred. a billion. we’ll make the most out of our time, all the kisses we missed while we were still far from one another.

 37. you are a wonderful friend. whenever you talk to me about your friends, or like when they have issues or something, i understand that you don’t particularly like it when you’re being dragged into their situations, but at the end of the day, you are still good to them and they can still call you whenever they need anything.

 38. you are so good at keeping civil relationships with everyone, and unknowingly, you help peace prevail among your colleagues.

 39. your work ethics. ugh. [ 100 emoji ]. i don’t know why you don’t see it, but you work so hard and so well. you are so good at what you do. i am always so, so proud of you. i’m proud that between the two of us, you seem to have most of the working brain cells, hahahaha.

 40. you ARE good at math. a fucking genius. i’m SO turned on.  

 41. you are creative af. i still remember the stuff you did on canva for the newsletter. you’re so good. like damn. i could never. THAT’S MY BABY RIGHT THERE.

 42. you know so many awful things about me. you know how my dad abused me. you know how i’m not very good at certain things. you know that i’m not really someone who has a nice face, and also, i’m fat. you know that i have the tendency to commit certain mistakes. and yet you’re still here.

 43. i’m not intelligent – at all – but you always tell me that i am. i’m not creative, nor pretty, nor cute, nor anything, but you always remind me that for you, i am every good quality that i don’t think i have, and somehow, i start to learn how to own them. you boost my confidence up, baby. even when i’m a shitty painter, the way you hype me up makes me feel like i can be up van gogh’s ass.

 44. whenever you’re sad, crying, or just generally not feeling well, i have this overwhelming urge to run there and at least hold your hand or hug you. i want to protect you, in any way that i can. it’s like one of my biggest missions in life. i wanna protect you, even though you’re much braver than i am.

 45. you are easy to love. you don’t make it difficult for anyone to love you – you are just lovable as you already are, and baby, trust me when i say that i fall for you harder everyday.

 46. you always know what to tell me, to make my heart find comfort. i hope i could be the same for you.

 47. you are not afraid to stand up for yourself, and that’s so brave. if it had not been for you, i wouldn’t have learned that standing up for myself isn’t wrong. every day, you give me strength and courage to fight for myself, just like how you do. it’ll still take me a long time to figure out how to do it consistently, but being with someone as brave and strong-willed like you is such an inspirational blessing.

 48. have i mentioned how much i love your lips? and our kisses? i’m pretty sure i did but i just wanna remind you just how much i wanna kiss you again. soon.

 49. when we first started dating, i wasn’t very good at communicating – like i’m just very shit at it, i don’t reply and i don’t always say the things i want to say because i don’t know how – but from you, i learned. i appreciate how good you are in this area, and how you always do your best to check up on me, or at least update me when you are doing things. i love you. i’m so happy i have someone like you. rather than just filling in my weaknesses, you help me improve myself.

 50. you try your best to have a very objective, almost perfectly neutral approach to problems but not without using your heart. us humans are naturally emotional, and to me, having the ability to be able to solve a problem by properly investigating the logistics of it, while at the same time keeping a heart, is a superpower.

 51. you are not afraid to argue with me when you know that i’m wrong, and although i have to admit that i sometimes get scared when you’re mad at me, i appreciate that you are bringing things up for the sake of fixing things between us. i am eternally grateful that you are a kind heart, that you call me out when i am wrong not because you want to shove my mistakes to my face, but because you want us to be better. all the more reasons why i should never let you go.

 52. i know that you always got my back. when things feel like they just can’t work the way i hoped they would be, thinking about us and how the universe just allowed us to be with one another despite all the circumstances gives me so much faith.

 53. you listen very well. with you, i feel like you actually want to know about the things that i’m talking about. you always hum and nod along like “i’m listening, go on”, even when i feel like what i’m talking about is very boring or nerdy or dumb. when you do that, i feel very loved. i appreciate that so much.

 54. you listen very well pt. 2, in the sense that when you do not understand something, you ask me so i can clarify it, and in return, you carefully listen to what i have to say. you listen so you can understand. you always give me a chance to speak. i appreciate it, all of it.

 55. YOU are a star. at everything. you’re good at everything you do, you always makes things work and even when you don’t, you’re still good and like i said earlier, you always make me so so proud of you. i love you. i hope you’re proud of yourself, too.

 56. i am tough to deal with, tough to understand at times, especially when i’m sick or going through something, but i’ve never ever seen you give up on me because you were tired. thank you for being patient.

 57. you hate waiting but you do it for me. i’m sorry. i love you. i’m sorry.

 58. absolutely love your pussy. i love eating you out. your wet pussy’s just so beautiful to me. also, i love how you’d run your fingers through my hair. i can’t wait until i get to taste you again, baby.

 59.  also, can i just say that whenever i see you looking at me, my heart still stops?

 60. the way you teach me malay, and the way you laugh at me when i say things with a foreign accent. nasi lemak sambal sotong? u w u

 61. the way you SPEAK tagalog. you’re so cute. you’re like a baby. whenever i remember how you repeat “dalawa” “na lang” “mahal kita”, my heart melts. i love you. so much.

 62. it’s a small detail, but when i have issues and you’re trying to help me with it, you always ask me what you can do for me. whenever i hear it, i become much stronger because i get reminded that you’re here, with me, willing to do whatever just to keep me at ease.

 63. another small detail, but whenever i’m going through something, you always say ‘we’ or ‘us’ instead of just ‘you’ or ‘me’. “we’ll make it.” / “can we eat our dinner soon?” / “is there any way for us to deal with it?”

 64. ah,, the way you grope me unapologetically in public. especially that time you claimed me at the bus. fuck. that was so hot. do it again. (suddenly i’m thinking of making out with you in a fitting room.)

 65. also, whenever i let you watch me fuck myself on vidcall and you ask me like, “good?”, i swear to god i can cum from that alone.

 66. i love you even when you think you are not worth loving, even when you feel like such a failure as a sister to your siblings, as a daughter to your family, or even as a lover to me.

 67. i love you even when we’re not okay as a couple. even when i’m not okay as an individual. even more when you are not okay as an individual. some nights are just so bad, and i am sorry for even letting us go through such things, but even so, we get through them. that is the most important thing, right? a lot of times, giving up has crossed our minds but did we ever? no, because we are meant to be.

 68. i love you. i know you love me, too. that love just never goes away, and it is the kind of love that is always worth keeping.

69. you, my baby, deserve this entire world. you deserve the sun, the moon, and all the other stars in the sky. you deserve the entire universe and a lifetime’s worth of love. i know that it’s impossible to swim from the ocean to the sky and personally pick out the most beautiful star for you but know that i’ll dedicate my life to giving you everything else that i could.

 70. i also know that i am still imperfect and sometimes i just couldn’t deliver, but i am asking for patience because i am still learning for you. i want to be better for you.

 71. actually, the mere idea that you always make me want to be a better individual for you already makes you such a wonderful person. again, for the nth time, i am so lucky to have someone like you.

 72. i love how you touch me. i love how you love my boobs. i love how you rub your my clit. i loved how your fingers felt inside me, like fuck. it was so good.

 73. i especially love how you kiss them and run your tongue gently against my nipples until they perk up.

 74. you never failed to support me. although sometimes, you don’t necessarily agree with my methods or the decisions i make, you support me anyway – you’re still there, you never left.

 75. if you ever need a kidney, i got two.

 76. if you ever need a heart, mine is all yours.

 77. i asked the universe for happiness, you gave me so much more. you gave me peace, you gave me wonder, you gave me hope and light when it’s just pitch black. i’m too far gone, too far in love with you and your soul that i swear i’d lose everything if i lost you.

 78. you can have my everything and i don’t even have second doubts about it. i am uncertain about a shit ton of things, but i am certain that i love you, and i want to build a future with you.

 79. and this is the part where i start daydreaming about the everything we’re going to have.

 80. you and i, we will be one. we’ll be happier. we will be okay. i will be your wife, and you will be mine.

 81. we’re going to have a house of our own. not too big, and not too small – just enough for you and me to be in our own little world. can we grow houseplants? i’d love to grow my own herbs by a windowsill.

 82. i’d cook for you. maybe not everyday, because remember you’re dating a lazy ass bitch and i know sometimes we’d both come home just hungry as fuck that we’d want to just order take out, but if you ask me to, i will put on that apron and cook for you. i wanna be that nurturing housewife, you know? (of course i want some kissy kissy while i cook. may i have those too?)

 83. don’t forget the nine cats we’re gonna adopt. we’re going to love each and every one of them. they’re gonna be like our children. you are going to be such a great fur-mom to our future cats. i can’t wait to see that.

 84. i’m gonna do housekeeping. i’ll clean the toilet for us, you’ll do the dishwashing. i’ll happily fold your clothes and iron them always.

 85. we need house rules. maybe at least five. number one should be “don’t forget to kiss your wife goodbye”. if i can’t go to work with you, then you better give me that kith before you go. > : c

 86. i won’t let you get out of the house without breakfast. but if you’re running late, i’m gonna make sure you have a packed meal ready, so that you won’t be too hungry when you get to work. <3

 87. you’ll do your best at work like always. when you come home tired, or when you want to rant about your coworkers, i’ll hold your hand and kiss you while you talk, so that you can calm down. when i feel like wanting to give up, you’ll be there for me like always, and you’ll pick me up from my slump.

 88. on our off days, we’ll stay in, eat pizza and ice cream, and watch Netflix, hold hands, kiss and cuddle.

 89. ^ if you’re bored with that, we can go out and explore. you can drag my lazy ass outside, it’s fine, as long as i can get to see your pretty pretty smile.

 90. i’m gonna have my master’s degree! and be a good housewife for you. you’re going to reach everything you want to achieve, learn everything you want to learn, earn everything you want to earn, because you are my #BestAgent, #CEO, #RichMama.  we’re gonna witness everything fall into place, not only for me, but for you and all the people that we love.

 91. not all marriages are perfect… there’s gonna be yelling here and there. but we’ll get through them, just like how we get through things right now.

 92. we’ll grow together, as a couple and as individuals. i’ll learn so many things from you, and i’ll be able to share some of my knowledge with you, too.

 93. you and i will grow old. together. we’ll see each other’s hairs turn gray, we’ll lose our teeth together and laugh about each other’s wrinkles when we’re much older.

 94. (i wonder how the sex is gonna be when we reach that age. hmm. we’re gonna be so lethargic. we really need to invest on vibrators. HAHAHAHAH jks.)

 95. all of the things i listed above are the things that keep me going – the things that keep me sane. it’s you, beautiful. you keep me on my feet, you help me get back on track. but most of all, you give me hope that i will be able to spend a lifetime being happy with you. you give me hope that i deserve to be happy with the person that i love, despite my past and the issues that i carry from those scars.

 96. there are lots. there are a million other beautiful things about you and me that i failed to mention, and there will be a billion more memories to create with each other. along with those memories, i will learn a gazillion more reasons to love you.

 97. like that one 8bitfiction quote, “i forgive the world because it has you” – it’s true; the world is ugly but it’s beautiful to me. you make all the difference, baby.

 98. we will be okay. you and i will have our happily ever after, so i need you to hang on tight until we get there. me too, i’ll be here, i’ll always do my best, and i’ll always hang on tight so that we can reach our dreams together.

 99.  you’ll always have me. i’m not going anywhere.

 100.  and even before you ask in the future, for the record, yes, i will marry you.

 i love you, baby. happy valentine’s day. <3