#reflecting on this lovely day on the godsend that is yerba mate para nerviosos
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thatscarletflycatcher · 13 days ago
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People in the world: coffee is making me jittery! What can we do about it?
Scientists: *invent decaffeination process*
Rioplatenses: mate is making me jittery! What can we do about it?
Rioplatenses: I got it! We'll add a bunch of herbal sedatives to balance it out!
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