#reflecting on this lovely day on the godsend that is yerba mate para nerviosos
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People in the world: coffee is making me jittery! What can we do about it?
Scientists: *invent decaffeination process*
Rioplatenses: mate is making me jittery! What can we do about it?
Rioplatenses: I got it! We'll add a bunch of herbal sedatives to balance it out!
#reflecting on this lovely day on the godsend that is yerba mate para nerviosos#but it's also conceptually hilarious if you ask me#why don't you add passiflora and tilia to your yerba and maybe you'll calm down#taste wise is def better that decaf tbh
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