#reea ramble

[carmold]

reea's awesome guide to: the perfect break in 2 rating

if you havent heard of break in 2 yet then youve been living under a rock. welcome to roblox power source of imagination!

erm so lets assume youve played break in 2. and made it to the final boss battle.

basically scary mary rates you based on your preparation. theres 5 main things that she'll critique

your training stats (strength and speed)

the amount of food items you have

the weapon youre holding

if youre wearing the golden armor

the amount of npcs you have

and if youre like me (i bet you are) you were VERY sad VERY VERY SO SAD when she LAUGHED!! but LAUGH she will no more because i have made the guide to getting the "perfect" rating

before i give you my MASTERFUL tips make sure youre doing this with a team of slightly experienced players at least. doing this alone is no easy task and i have yet to do that.

enjoy! i guess!

Training

Requirement: Level 5 stat + Level 3 stat

i honestly dont think this is hard to explain. in break in 2 theres a gym and you can train your stats there!

the easiest way to get the max rating on your training stats is a level 5 stat and a level 3 stat, resulting in 8 points total. 4 and 4 will NOT work.

i usually go for strength because treadmill sucks to grind on, but youll want to get 4 strength 3 speed.

you can get a rainbow pizza to boost a stat by 1 via one of those crates you open in the base or the vault kitchen. for the vault kitchen youll want to have 200 bucks to buy the key from the vending machine! DO NOT grab the rainbow pizza. get smoeone else to do it. you cant eat the rainbow pizza if you grab the box, after all!

Food

Requirement: 10 food items

well this one is just easy. make sure to conserve food! i think certain food items (chip bags, golden pizza, stuff like that) counts for 2 or more so dont worry if you only have like. 7. just keep a chip bag or the such handy on you!

a golden apple also counts for like 1 bazillion but i dont think its worth it since you lose a lot of valuable training time by getting the gapple

Weapon

Requirement: The strongest weapon

theres a vending machine in the shop and it dispenses weapons. rare is a golden crowbar (trash), epic is a diamond crowbar (trash), legendary has a few possible "strongest weapons".

theres also a board next to the weaponized vending machine in the shop and if you spam the papers until they all fall off you can see what the strongest weapon is. it could be a bat, a wrench, a rake, just any of the legendary weapons. its a random one.

then you have to gamble until you get it! easy at that. probably the easiest to take care of on this list

Armor

Requirement: Armor lmao

to get armor, you have to go through this 4 step plan

have 150 bucks on you

beat up EVERYONE in the fight zone upstairs (50 people total, can be done with friends to speed up the process by a lot)

open the fight room by hitting the door with level 4+ strength and any weapon

buy the armor from the vending machine in the fight room not the shop

thats all. a little annoying if you arent going for the max level strength route, because youd have to find someone else with 4+ strength but its fine

NPCs

Requirement: Uncle Pete, Twado the Dog, Detective Bradley Beans

ha hahaha HAHAHAHHAHAHA i hate this.

for uncle pete youll have to free him from his cage next to the fight room. you can get the key from inside the kitchen drawer in any spot. DO NOT SWITCH TO A DIFFERENT ITEM OR YOU WILL DROP THE KEY! you can get to the kitchen faster if you craft a parent with a child to make a lockpick

for twado the dog youll.. ugh.. have to go up to the board next to the sign and spam the papers. eventually theyll all fall and reveal the food twado wants! it could be an apple, soda, a pizza or a cookie. if its a pizza or a soda you might as well just restart because those are hell to deal with!

once you find the food he wants go outside of the base and to the left on the "dog trail" where you can retrieve twado and bring him back safely. you only need level 3 speed for it but youll have to be careful with your jumps. DO NOT LET TWADO SLIP ON THE ICE. YOU HAVE TO FEED HIM AGAIN IF SO.

aaaaand detective beaners bones. i hate this guy. so much. but what you need to do is first have 3 speed and a soda (or any means of speeding yuorself up).

you want to complete ALL 3 of uncle pete's tasks (defeat 3 bad guys, then defeat 10, and then beat the pizza boss or clear our the fight room). after he will give you hsi treasured rat!

go upstairs, to the opposite side of the tv where a ladder will be. climb it and make the jump using your speed bonus. if you get the Gym Powerup event the delivery guy brings a ladder which you can place to make the jump much easier but its not necessary really

put the rat on the table and make beans have an allergic reaction and run.

hooray. you did it! you got the perfect rating!

..see why you shouldnt do this solo now?

[ruitethewingedfox]

hey isn't that the thing that Pins and Reea always ramble about? object show i think it's called?

[rreeaahh]

i think I'll start to ramble here because it's fun so stfu

if I see another white bald man saying "i know what's better for my dog, we chose a healthier life style by being vegans and he s enjoying it too"

dude, your dog is eating that vegetables puree because he has no other choice:') it's not like he'll pick a salad over some nuggets, if u know what I mean. let the carnivore be a carnivore – don't push your diet into babies or animals.

[carmold]

Reea's How To: Break In 2 Evil Ending

whoaaaaa new ending time for me to be enslaved and forced to write another how to

so obviously in the badge it says that it involves wave 3's "The Brute" miniboss.

here are the two requirements:

you want to have full hp by the time the brute is in action. this does not mean full hp by wave 3, this means full hp by the time all the mini grunts are killed. otherwise, you wont be able to grab the crowbar

you want to have the entirety of the dream team. this means uncle pete, twado, and detective bradley beans. if you want tips on how to assemble all 3 of them then go check my "how to: perfect score" because i dont want to type that again

i actually dont know if this is a requirement but she quick-judges your score based on items and allat and then says "hm. you can join if" so maybe? maybe that matters? again, not sure

here are some preparations you might need to prepare:

a lot of food. i entered the final boss battle with no food and i almost died.

armor! armor is awesome. helps tank some hits.

at LEAST 4 in one stat and 3 in the other. 5 is great if you can

a team. if youre doing this solo my condolences

once you meet both requirements, the brute will drop one of his two crowbars and you need to grab it. the brute will get MAD and SAD and BAD, healing up to full and being "sent into a frenzy". this will unlock the evil ending. do be careful, because getting hit by frenzied brute will make you drop an item!

THERE ARE SPOILERS BELOW THIS TEXT FOR THE BOSS BATTLE! IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS I RECOMMEND STOPPING HERE. THANK YOU :-)

during the evil ending, the first segment vs scary mary is normal. after you win against her she will let you onto the evil team (congrats! :D)

afterwards, detective bradley beans and uncle pete beat up scary mary and then detective bradley beans goes down to attack you.

bradley beans has 3 hearts and 3 attacks

grunts will run at him and he will use his umbrella to shoot them back at you, ragdolling you temporarily and doing a lot of damage

bradley will use his umbrella to fly into the air and throw papers at you like daggers.

pop quiz! 3 options and lava rising. pretty easy.

now to go more in depth about these attacks:

i don't think 1 needs much explaining. grunts go forwards, grunts get launched back. try to dodge them- it's like scary larry arrows but with a gun kind of

2 is.. annoying. three things go on here. first, he throws 3 papers like daggers and you need to dodge these. there are NO warning signs, you just need to see where and in what direction he throws the papers. after a bit he starts dropping paper balls which split into a massive ripple of smaller paper balls like a radius. you can jump over these and i do recommend you should.

also, a thing plays in the background featuring symbols. memorize the symbols and the numbers they're connected to because of

3! the pop quiz! lava rises and there are 3 platforms with different symbols on them. the quiz has 5 stages. pick the correct platform that has the correct symbol matching with the number 1 - 5 and this should be a peace of cake

congrats! you've beaten the evil ending and now you get a massive lore drop (make sure you stick to the end of the cutscene to find out) (don't leave after you get the badge...)

[rreeaahh]

i really cant decide which ringtone to choose from planet her 

or if i should just keep the hills by the weeknd.

damn it do be hard sometimes

[rreeaahh]

my mom brought me 2 boxes of hair dye.

color: sour cherry (so so so pretty!!!!)

my hair doesn't really need to be redone but the desire.... the sexual tension between me and any shade of red hair dye.... damn