#ree's fgo hcs

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Just a random thought but I was wondering if you know the name of Kama’s parrot bc after the shit show that went down in ooku, I’d like to imagine that Kama’s parrot is there for them in their time of need for healing when they arrive in Chaldea, animal companions are nice to have not just when you’re healing but in general; I also heard that Kama also has a cuckoo and bees for companions, would be nice for them to be there for them too

Yes absolutely, i also had this idea and i've been training on drawing parrots so i can draw them with Kama hehe!!

Their parrot vahana's name is actually Suka !

I like to think that they keep either a small parrot or a baby makara they materialized using their own divinity. Since it's low, they couldn't do much, that's why its baby ... it's an idea i hold dear 2 my heart because i know they'd be a very good caretaker... and animals (as well as plants! i also hc that they have a lot of plants in their room) love you unconditionally and in the most pure way, so it'd be soothing for them as well...

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Okay okay but what about kama and ereshkigal friendship ?

WAAAAA THESE 2 MAKE ME SO SOFT AND MAKE ME WANNA CRYYYYY THEYRE SO SOSOSO CUTE AS BEST FRIENDS because !!! Ereshkigal is basically Kama’s opposite isnt she ?! She’s always lived in the underworld, in the deepest parts underneath the earth meanwhile Kama is literally outer space!!! they’re from ALL the way up in the sky and in Chaldea, Eresh finally has an opportunity to raise her head and look up towards the sun, so i think she’d be really interested in talking with Kama or just spending time with them. They’re like a portable night sky!!! And the universe is constantly moving in their hair, i can see her pointing at a star in particular and ask for its name...? To which Kama Scolds Her and tells her not to Stare. AND ERESH IS LIKE!!! O-OH !!!! I’m sorry that was quite rude of me--!!!

But. Kama softly tells her the name of it. And ERESH IS BEAMING...  🥺 

I like the idea of Eresh gently peeking into the cafeteria and seeing that Kama’s just vibing alone and she (rapidly scutters) towards them so they can sit together and have a meal... Kama SIGHS and tells her that she shouldn’t bother with someone as pessimistic as them. There’s other people she could hang out with. AND ERESH IS LIKE. But you are so interesting to talk to !!!!!

Kama. is. Soothed. And hearing that. Felt nice. So. Maybe they’ll let her hang around more often...

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after listening to voyager's voicelines, i'm actually shocked at how smart he is!! i know that the fandom loves calling him baby and tbqh i do too, but i believe that starting from his second ascension, he becomes so much more mature both emotionally and mentally and the empathy he feels towards you, guda, who has gotten attached to him (and him to you) is honestly so sweet and even if he knows that you'll both be separated someday because he's a traveler, he tells you that it's okay in the end because you've already met and he'll remember you forever in the endless space. he's truly humanity's little prince!!!

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I don't know how or why but you've turned me on to Kama x Medb...

(I RUN TOWARDS YOU AT EXTREMELY HIGH SPEEDS)

SO KAMAMEDB IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT IN CHALDEA, MEDB TRULY IS THE SERVANT WHO IS CLOSEST TO RATI IN TERMS OF PERSONALITY !!!!!!

(i make u sit down with me) RATI IS FIERCE, UNHINGED, FIGHTS ALONGSIDE KAMA, AND HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH BEING HORNY OR OPENLY SEXUAL. SHES NOT SHY ABOUT IT EITHER !!!!!! AND I THINK THAT MEDB'S TYPE ARE THE TYPE THAT KAMA IS ATTRACTED TO SUBCONSCIOUSLY BECAUSE OF THIS.

subconsciously because they've forgot the FEELINGS that they had for rati and rati for them (interlude) but certainly not THEIR HUGE HISTORY TOGETHER and HOW RATI WAS. and this makes me howl because their gaze just follows medb around. she's so strange and curious. and feels familiar. and they long for her in this strange way. quietly because its embarrassing. but they cant help but look at her just have fun and do whatever she wants all the time.

and one day she notices kama staring.

😳

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i want kama to make friends with ppl outside the indo fam bc they’ll always be a source of shiva induced stress to them UNTIL they learn to live with it/individually get used to every indian servant as a person and not “shiva’s [insert role here]”....... so until then. writers club. medb. yan qing. maou nobu. voyager. nursery.

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What about, Nitocris and Kama?

(tw: suicide ment) oh man....... nitocris would be so easy to bully......

she’s fierce!!!!! but she also has an obvious softness in her (the way she jumps to conclusions so fast is cute...), which kama would absolutely take advantage of once they figure her out !!!!! they don’t care about her rank as a pharaoh whatsoever (at first!) but making ‘royals’ so panicky in instants is soooo fun!!!!

what i also find interesting is that nitocris managed to get her revenge but took her own life afterwards. so when they reach a certain point in their relationship where they can interact freely and nitocris tells them her story, kama would find her both foolish and pitiful. She was used as a puppet but the strength to accept that fact and enact her revenge and THEN commit suicide as the ultimate ‘fuck off’ mood would be something that Kama would consider worthy of... some respect. It’s certainly something a strong-minded queen would do, that’s for sure. So Kama would find her dev at Chaldea interesting, as in... you’ve been given a second chance so to speak, what will you make of it ? And what will you do if i become the mean antagonist who’ll try to make you fall into depravity and crippling lazyness? Wouldn’t that be fun to watch? Entertain me, Pharaoh Nitocris.

.... but when it comes to being soft their relationship is gonna take a while cuz nito is gonna be weary of them for a moment!!! like. 

kama: i promise you i wont bully you this time nitocris: .................................................................................................................................................................................................... Very well. kama: nitocris: kama: kama: (blows hot air into her ear when shes not looking) nitocris: WAUGH ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 

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insane how kama stans were fed on september 14 twenty twenty, dw just gave kama a whole ass dad... no its not master. its rama. DO NOT ask me about this bc kama was obviously pranking you but on GOD i know the braindead part of the NA fandom is only going to remember that kama called you funy name haha and forget that theyre faking it all. yeah i know what happened on reddit and i have brain damage lets not go there ! sorry for being mean its the exhaustion

anyway a part of myself is still upset that her first ascension is a child, bc there's obviously a part of really bad and disgusting fanservice in there. But the fact that they chose to link it to pradyumna (kama's reincarnation after they got burned by shiva) doesnt make me resent it as much !!

although i'm 🤔🤔🤔 because it'd mean that the different kama ascensions would be different kamadevas ?

stage 1 = future reincarnation (or some sort of equivalent ?)

stage 3 = ananga, right after shiva burned them ?

stage 2 = WHO DA HELL IS STAGE 2 ?

well, we still need the detailed translation but 😌

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there it is! kama interlude analysis by a kama fan!

WELL. LIKE IT SAYS IN THE TITLE: this is just my own thoughts!! youre free to think whatever u want !! i am just putting my own knowledge into words because i genuinely love kama, and i would like for kama’s depth to be understood by the NA fandom a little more!! i try to stay as close as possible to their character in everything i do because i believe that the more in character they are, the funnier/more interesting content ppl will produce. 

and hopefully i understood them well ???!!!! HOPEFULLY ?!

i will be screenshotting the translated reddit post under this read more and stop whenever something i find interesting to develop pops up ! or else it’ll get way too long lol if you wanna read the interlude for yourself heres the link!

with that said, let’s go!!

kama’s interlude begins with guda passing the hell out because of exhaustion and then waking up in a dream sequence where kama treats them to some relaxing adventures, stuff to take their mind off heavy things!! first dream sequence is kama roleplaying a highschool setting where they’re dating.

i like this because they openly admit that its an illusion, breaking the immersion but as long as youre okay with roleplaying, they’ll continue it LOL  at some point, caesar mentions the student council president and arjuna appears behind him 

since this is an illusion that kama made, i’ve been wondering about the fact that the way servants conduct eachother in this interlude is mostly because that’s how kama envisions they would act in a highschool setting, in an amusement park and finally with eachother (mostly for confirmed couples such as siegbryn, consort yu and her hubby etc...). suzuka and sei being gyarus is obvious, but arjuna as the student council president... is so cute???!!! i MEAN IT FITS ?! THATS A GREAT IDEA KAMA!!!! ANYWAY

this is kama’s first monologue and since they’re primarily the god of lust, all of the more vanilla stuff they mentions such as sharing a pair of headphones embarrasses them since its so tame. ITS CUTE !!! kama expects you to be horny in class !! what are you doing thinking about hand holding !!! medusa saves u from that tho with a direct reference to her relationship with kama’s vessel 

this is interesting !! and reassuring !!! i think that kama as a character has a lot of depth and just reducing them to “sakura” would be a waste and this interlude shows how different they are from her. but they’re also similar! sakura went through a lot just like medusa says and kama does have trauma related to shiva. its not the same circumstances but the same kind of suffering which explains the nuance here. and what i like about chaldea is that there’s been multiple instances where its been proven that servants can grow thanks to their relationships with guda (most common example: leveling up your bonds) BUT ALSO, saint graph evolution (alts). and as a kama fan i’d like to see them happy someday and this interlude as a whole is proof of their healing/coping because of the time they spent in chaldea and how they interact with others. more on that later ! here, they don’t recognize medusa which is normal since they’re not sakura (someone else entierly), but...

they care about her ! because of sakura’s influence being a part of the servant called Kama(assassin). the difference here is important !! but i’ll come back on this in a bit. quick mention to the greek cupid <3 kamadusa nation we were fed (i clap by myself because im the only one who has 57575757557 kama rarepairs-----)

kama is a delinquent whos horny in class but still takes a few notes, enough to do well on their tests! and thats tea<3 smart horny lazyass !! theyre a gift

SO ARJUNA WAS OUT FOR BLOOD ????? ANYWAY, this is right after the actual fight against weirdo terrorists, and im happy to know that kama DOES enjoy a good fight (as proven in their voicelines as well) but theyre not a farming unit because it’d be too much work (single target NP..)...!!!!!!! lavish god of love.... 

FINALLYYYYYYYYYYY THE REAL DEAL !!!!!!!!!!!! “it feels wonderful to be your girlfriend” christ, kamadeva was so used to being a husband and a good lover, it reflected in their servant version.... but ree what do u mean by servant version???

I MEAN THE OBVIOUS !! kama explains it very well in the screenie just above ! 

“You know very well how servants work.”

KAMA ASSASSIN (the servant in your chaldea) is neither KAMADEVA or SAKURA MATOU or MARA. they’re a MIX OF PARTS OF THE THREE. creating an entierly new person(in this case, servant) !!!! it might sound like i’m repeating myself, but this is important!!!!!!!!! i will say this multiple times so people remember it !!! and if u already had this figured out: GOOD JOB I LOVE U !!!

Kamadeva (the god) has many stories, ones where he was born from concepts (dharma and shraddha), one where his parents are brahma and sarasvati, one where his parents are vishnu and lakshmi, stories about his reincarnation after his death where his parents are krishna and rukmini, his love with Rati and so on. We all know Sakura’s backstory since this is nasuverse. And Mara is a demon, an entity that tried to corrupt Buddha and prevent him from reaching enlightenment/stray from the path. Kama assassin has parts from all of these entities which explains why they have a vague longing for Rati, why they have a soft spot for Medusa and why they have an affinity with Kiara(and also like talking about corrupting u !). 

they then mention how a japanese highschool setting is fun and all i have to say is: i’m gonna make an indo fam delinquent vs student council au out of this one folks !!!!!!!! i gotta !!! 

OK next

TIME FOR THE SECOND DREAM SEQUENCE WHICH I WAS VERY VERY VERRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY AFRAID OF BEFORE THE TRANSLATION CAME OUT.

THE PART WHERE KAMA ACTS LIKE YOUR CHILD.

well with their stage 1 it was expected but without the translation i have to say that i was scared shitless! because people hate thinking! and even if kama clearly tells you that it’s a charade, u know a JOKE. A DREAM SEQUENCE. DONT BE A CREEP. KAMA INTENDED FOR IT TO BE WHOLESOME. i know some ppl wont use their brains. but u know its fgo and degenerates are everywhere. 

anyways. family bonding time ensues until another monologue appears!!

exactly like before, kama mentions myths that belonged to kamadeva. Meaning that the Kama in our chaldea isn’t the Kamadeva we know and is not Pradyumna either but the fact that the writers chose to have kama acknowledge it is very reassuring !!! Because it means that they’ve chosen to make it a part of their (complicated) history. Kama says that Pradyumna is the myth about themself they know the least, once again proving us that the Kama in our Chaldea (Assassin) is a different entity and that they were summoned to the throne upon their death, the moment they were burned by Shiva’s flames and became Ananga, in any case they’re still familiar with all of their own myths. it allows us to keep heroic spirits separate from their original myths. Obviously! And in the case of pseudo-servants, it allows us to keep them separate from their vessels. Cuz this is a fanservice japanese game. Andddd the fandom likes forgetting this fact quite a lot i’ve noticed. As a person who loves thinking about tons and tons of headcanons for fun, this allows us a lot of space ! Because this is fate/grand order at its base. Nasuverse. 

I’m glad that the interlude explains it so clearly, it’s very good !! Because the majority of myths from every culture are confusing, family trees are confusing, names are confusing, powers and attributes are confusing... its a mess !!!! the fgo characters we know are just cut from their own respective timelines/historial figures so the writers can organize themselves more easily. Like cutting halves from a big cake. Kama (Assassin) is the Kama that died from Shiva’s flames and became the universe ONLY. In Nasuverse, Arthur Pendragon is a woman. Anastasia Romanov NEVER had a demon familiar named Viy in real life despite the creature being part of russian folklore. u know ! im russian i can testify dude !! 

hopefully everyone got this bc i wont be explaining this any further dude, its exhausting !!!!!! bangs my hands on the table !!!!! 

ANYWAYS kama mentions “eternal pain that turns [them] into ash” being their key element. Their trauma is at the center of their heroic spirit self, what they are as a servant. This suffering is tied to everything they do, why they’re so lazy, why they’re so lax, why they’re so detached from their job.  But they’re not detached from their role. And “job” and “role” have different connotations here. They refuse to work as a cupid because of obvious reasons. BUT. They’re not detached from their role as the God of Love, as the God of Passion. The embodiment of those feelings. This whole interlude is proof ! They’re giving u free therapy because they Love you. Passion. They feel your love. Passion. They acknowledge how much fun you’re having. How passionate you are about certain things. They might seem extremely detached and hateful, but they aren’t. They’re one of the most empathetic servants there is. And their ability to love everything, even the things they hate is what makes them so miserable. Because it’s a part of them. Because the concept of Kama in hinduism is linked to them. Be it lust or simply the passion born from anything you do where you’re enjoying yourself. (quote:  “ the term also refers to any sensory enjoyment, emotional attraction and aesthetic pleasure such as from arts, dance, music, painting, sculpture and nature “. R. Prasad (2008), History of Science, Philosophy and Culture in Indian Civilization )

... I’d like to say that this contrast with Mara is interesting. And that i’m glad the writers chose to add in Mara to the kama assassin Beast mix. 

Because the anger Mara feels can become a drivepoint for Kama. I’ve always believed that anger and sadness are two sides of the same coin, it’d explain how layered Kama is and how valid their emotions are. Constantly torn between love and hate. An eternal grudge (i don’t deserve to be hurt like this) and an eternal misery(maybe i do deserve to be hurt like this). 

i wish they were my roommate <3 oh fuck ree got emotional wait where were we.

OH YEAH

i think kama saying that they dislike being involved with other indian servants because theyre linked to shiva is a feeble attempt at trying to keep up a strong front because they still love them in the end. cuz that’s how kama is ! after a while they’ll get bored of bullying ganesha and ashwatthama. they’ll get interested in rama because their respective mythos are linked even if their servant selves have no connection. hell, at the end of the interlude they talk about parvati and how they themself changed and realized things. BUT OH WELL, THATS STUFF FOR ANOTHER POST HEHE thats just ree wanting kama to b happy yall move along !!

.....THIS ISNT A COLLEGE STUDENTS ROLEPLAY BUT ITS A CUTE JAPANESE COMPANY BOSS/UNDERLING SETTING AND ITS CUTE SO I THINK KAMA WEARING A PENCIL SKIRT AND POURING U ALCOHOL IS CUTE. CUTE.

further proof of kama’s overflowing affection and what i detailed above!! hopefully u all knew this one simply from reading this interlude/their profile page and dont need me to write it down for u. HOPEFULLY !!!!!

(I START BEATBOXING VERY RAPIDLY AND RUNNING TOWARDS YOU) KAMA IS A SADIST AT THEIR CORE AND I WILL NEVER STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they’re easy to fluster because theyre not used to being so vanilla, but whats underneath is how they truly are !! a beast turned servant, the sweetest sadist !! theyre very mature and this interlude is so well written (wipes my teears

this is directly linked to what i explained above, by burning you away, you’ll melt into nothingness just like they did. When they were the universe, they felt both everything and nothing. 

But was it really relief ... ?

... IT WASNT.

AND PARVATI SAVES THE DAY !!!!!!! phew!! thank u paru, it’d still like to be able to touch kama’s huge titties and i cant do that if i turn into ashes (falls down the stairs

ok she summoned lovey dovey canon couples to annoy kama since they’re exhausted of seein them!!

...............(I TAKE OUT A KNIFE) TAKE THAT BACK. DONT TALK TO THEM LIKE THAT. TAKE THAT BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

ohhhhhh im obsessed i love when theyre angry<3 i love when theyre fighty <3 i think they should beat the living shit out of a boxing bag DAILY to let out some of this steam. they’d be a monster on the ring... aaa kama in training boot y shorts aa a .. .uughg hg ouu... (you all shove me into a locker)

ok this is interesting !! i think that the interlude showing us that parvati feels a semblance of guilt is character dev. proof for what i mentioned before!! in ookuu parvati felt quite ..unsympathetic to me, even if kama is a beast who wants to annihilate humanity, when u think about it, at their core their grudge is because of her and shiva’s betrayal. and here, she properly apologizes for making kama so upset. this is heartwarming to me since i dislike thinking that members of the indo fam hate eachother :( same goes for arjuna and karna, at some point i’d like for them to act like bros normally and finally be comfy. but anyways !!

u wake up from the dreams and da vinci, mashu and paru are here to tell u whats going on. But its fine bc u remember everything and u have to go thank someone for helping u out!!!

CUTE !!!!!!! THEY CARE ABOUT U !!!!!! but whether it be because of their role or because theres a deeper meaning is entierly up to your own interpretation because...

of what they say here. 

and here !! 

ohhhhhhhhh this is so important !!!!!!

this is actual proof of kama’s growth as a servant and how servants evolve in chaldea !! chaldea is not the same as a grail war, its a special, cut-off place and thats what makes it even more relaxing to think about. Everytime u summon a servant in ur chaldea u give them a chance to have fun with you, to have fun with other servants, to make amends, to start from scratch, to discover things they would’ve never known in their time (movies, video games, tons of different foods etc...), u give them a chance to relax. to grow !! this is the headcanon that im most attached to and im glad to see it be confirmed in the interlude of a character i love tbqh i had to stop and talk about that.

everyone say thank u kama !! can we roleplay a college roommate coffee shop slowburn au next time <3 

ANYWAYS if you’ve read it this far: thank you !!! im sorry if you expected something very serious, im not that type of person hehe im jus here to have fun and look at things i like, and the interlude itself was quite lighthearted and refreshing. By talking about the myths and all of kamadeva’s stories, the writers basically gave lore nerds a huge thumbs up like... “its ok now !! u can go ape now !! go be insane<3 love u<3″ and all of this kama characterization GENUINELY makes me so happy because i think they really needed that. kama assassin... (i blow a kiss to the sky) is a little mess of a servant... a god, human crumbs and a demon... a total mess... im in love with them...

..............tho now the wait for a summer alt where they interact with the entire indo fam begins (im sitting in a chair unmoving)(i have a gun in case minase begins acting gross

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while you’re on the subject of rarepairs... kama and qsh could be Interesting... nb power couple 😔✊

FIRST OF ALL: UR BRAIN IS HUGE SECOND OF ALL: oh my god they would bicker a lot

but perhaps not so much! qsh is EXTREMELY arrogant, so much that it hurts (but its of good faith!) and so is kama to some extent because they’re very well aware of their status as a GOD of [DESIRE] and this is their main strength and also the one and only subject they have total domination over. but......... that’s it. they have nothing else to be proud of when it comes to themself, since they’re very aware of how gloomy they can be and sulk easily and also lost to shiva......

you know what that means!!!!!!!!  😔 extrovert adopting an introvert!!!!! qsh just finds them one day and picks them up like this

squish that gloomy little god! 

i think qsh would find them both foolish and curious, foolish because kama has literally NO MANNERS(!!!) WHEN TALKING TO THEM, THE PERFECT BEING QSH...!!!! (kama dont caaare) but also, they understand that kama themself is a superior being, a brethren, so i believe that they’d be most interested in their godly side and eventually allow them to be so familiar with them. kama would be interested to know how supposedly perfect qsh really is and if they actually have any weakness they can exploit!!!! the more high and mighty someone is the funnier the pranks can get >:)!!!!!!

BUT IN THE END, I CAN SEE THEM FAILING EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!! BC QSH IS EITHER A TOTAL BLOCKHEAD (they drank mercury.) OR THEIR INCREDIBLE ARROGANCE MAKES THEM IMMUNE TO PETTY PRANKS so kama gives up, but its too late bc qsh found them amusing enough. they shall be our little court jester haha! [qsh simply forces that role upon them with no possiblity for kama to refuse] I LIKE THE IDEA OF KAMA HAVING THE ROLE OF THE [respected entity] in qsh’s eyes, both bc they’re a divine being BUT ALSO BECAUSE they have done some bad things!!! >:( AND THEYRE ALSO A BEAST!!!!! A MESS OF THINGS!!!! so a part of qsh will want to have them near so they can keep an eye on them but. kama just has the lazy cat energy so when they realize that in chaldea, kama has (SORT OF) become harmless, they’ll pretty much just adopt them as such!!!! kama WILL hiss and throw a fit about it but theyre just so amusing in qsh’s eyes, qsh stopped caring!!! its their little floaty court jester now!!! :)<3

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how compatible would raikou and kama be?

URGH...... RAIKOU’S TYPE ARE THE ONES KAMA IS ALSO PRETTY WEAK TO....... 🥺

it’s because no matter what Kama does or says, Raikou keeps having the last word???!! WORST THING IS: SHE’S NICE ABOUT IT!!!!!! Raikou likes taking care of others and kama trying to avoid her make her go >:(( (WALKS RAPIDLY TOWARDS YOU) are you being bullied by somebody here.

AND KAMA IS SOOOOOO ANNOYED bc THEYRe the bully here. What does Raikou have to say to THAT one. and raikou’s like. DO NOT BE MEAN!!!!!! and unlike shuten who has it in her to constantly fight raikou about EVERYTHING, kama just.

i................................... ? okay then if i stop will you leave me alone. and raikou’s like  😄 <3

raikou is both a warrior and a guardian figure so she’s also the kind to see right through others very very quickly! includes kama! she’d be amongst the ones who want to know WHY kama is lashing out like that. at first i think she’d compare kama to shuten since theyre both devils but upon watching kama and perhaps find a quiet moment to engage with them, she’d realize how deeply fragile kama actually is. if she learns of their past, she won’t be saying that “it was unfair” because the actions of Gods are not something she’s in a position to argue about, but she absolutely has it in her to understand the amount of pain kama went through and how much it changed them. AND IF RAIKOU UNDERSTANDS THIS AND STARTS SPOILING THEM, they’re going to try to avoid her at all costs. BECAUSE THIS IS DANGEROUS AND EMBARRASSING AND THEY REFUSE TO HAVE HER SEE HOW VULNERABLE THEY ARE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

man i want these m(d)ilfs to kiss

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Heh, love your hcs. If you have any thoughts, what about Arthur/Kama? I imagine his knight in shining armor might disarm them when they try to tease

THANK YOU I LOVE TO HAVE FUN if the writers can get creative and make 2 characters interact for an event randomly, then so can the fandom!!!

ARTHUR/KAMA IS ON A SIMILAR SCALE WITH BEDI/KAMA except this time, arthur has ... a lot more responsibilities to bear since he’s king and he would be very much used to courting since it’s part of his upbringing aka being polite and knowing how to woo a lady etc etc he’s the princely type and he’s luminous! kama would obviously be weak to this type since they’re also immune to their pranks but

when it comes to raunchier subjects i think............................. arthur would have HUGE TROUBLE!!!!!!!! this man is extremely vanilla like the more i look at his dialog and from what i remember of the prototype oav, this man literally does not know what bdsm means (bible directory study meeting? :) ). even his likes and dislikes are so tame he literally has no idea of what he likes and dislikes??? how intensely vanilla can one person GET !!!! he’ll just wrap his cloak around kama like.... u cannot walk around like this... it is unfit for a lady... you will catch a cold..... and when they switch to their masculine lean form to retaliate, arthur’s brain overheats. like. YOU CAN DO THIS? WAIT. OF COURSE YOU CAN. IN THIS WORLD, MERLIN IS A MAN AFTER ALL. 

i literally KNOW that he’s middle ages mannered and this is what kama constantly takes advantage of !!!!! you know they’re gonna be wearing a regular comfy outfit one day and arthur’s like :) bc theyre finally covering themself! but then they put up their hair in a ponytail and he sees a crumb of nape and he has a breakdown AND ITS SO FUNNY BC U’D EXPECT HE’D GET USED TO SEEING KAMA’S SKIN CUZ IN BATTLE THEY HAVE THEIR USUAL COMBATKINI !!!!!! yes he’s used to the combatkini but peeking at their ankle or their collarbone thru their clothes is different. and kama knows. :) man they have great femdom potential

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the idea of hans and kama, the only people who can be sexhands mcfucked by kiara, hitching up is just so funny

JEJFJFBHEBRJFFHDKJJSJFJEJEFB HONESTLY kamandersen started out as plato since my friend and i were wondering if someone like andersen could understand kama since he's that good at observing ppl!! then we found out how similar they are cuz bonding thru cynicism and being gossipy little bitches is sexc. THEN WE WERE LIKE. dude but what if they kissed. and now we're here <3

which makes me realize that kiara has a type. AND WHEN IT COMES TO FGO OT3S, I ALREADY HAVE A FUCKTON OF THOSE im too tired and too busy for pointless ship wars!!! gimme everything!! multishipping is so stress free u have no idea i think everybody should try it

anyway kama tops andersen who tops kiara whos just really hungry for the both of them this is the dynamic HDJFJEJDVFBEHEJDJIEURKFJFJSVDJDHDJDJE kiara spoiling machine!!! andersen still calls her a cow but the difference this time is that kama calls him out for being horny in front of kiara and then hes like OH WILL YOU SHUT UP. YOURE KILLING ME. YOU ARE MURDERING ME RIGHT NOW.

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paragon-arthur

Interaction idea then Riri: Dantes telling Kama their hatred for Parvati and Shiva is OKAY! It is alright to feel hate towards those two for the fact Kama got toasted for doing their job! Hate is a part of living, and to deny your right to hate or to be angry means you aren't living

MOM HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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WAIT. WAIT A RLLY GOOD ONE. CARMILLA AND KAMA. SADIST V SADIST

YESSSSS !!!!!! 

SPARKS WILL ABSOLUTELY FLY !!!!!!!!!

the more i think about these 2 the more i feel like they could be amazing friends but also, eat eachother out sometimes LIKE they resonate together on a certain level that would make them comfortable with one another once they learn to trust eachother. carmilla’s “love” is heavily destructive and so is her desire for eternal youth. it’s so STRONG, kama would feel it constantly. and carmilla also, just like kama, hates herself. she’s heavily layered!!! there’s a lot of subjects these 2 could bond over tho i dont think kama would be that much interested in blood talk UNLESS... we talk bloodplay. as in. the kink.  😳 

carmilla’s summer version would be the one that gets along with kama the most though i think since she’s much more relaxed despite the obvious sadism and original carmilla’s interests being mixed in there! ELEGANT MILFS AT THE BEACH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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Any NSFW KamaxMaster hcs, Riri? Bless us with your knowledge!

HMMMMMM..... I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR A LITTLE BIT and i don’t know if it’d count as master*servant ship headcanons but... TAKE EM!!

also jus to make sure and to get p*dos off my blog for good: these are milf/dilf kama headcanons ONLY !!! final ascension!!!!! my content aint for weirdos!!!

ok lets go!!!

kama as a lover would be... very interesting to say the least, bc since they’re the god of love, you’d expect them to play the part !!! but their kind of loving isn’t the romantic type. They’re the god of Carnal love so despite knowing everything there is to know about lust, i believe that they’d be genuinely embarrassed when talking about vanilla stuff and very very soft and tame topics. they’ll tell u about every single position u guys could do and if ure a beginner they’ll be more than happy to teach u everything they know! But ! going on dates and holding hands???? (kama voice) THATS CRINGE DUDE!!!!! GO ASK PARVATI HOW ABOUT THAT????? but they’ll come. they’ll have a bit of a breakdown if u hold their hand but they’ll be there. and they’ll be there on time

AND I THINK THAT THIS IS WHAT MAKES THEM CUTE !!!!! 

i headcanon kama as being a vers !!! but they top by default ! hell, i don’t see them being a pillow princess type, even when they’ll let you dominate them they’ll just be powerbottoming and praising you, i think they can’t hold back on being talkative during the act!! BUT THEY CAN ALSO VERY EASILY ADAPT TO THE PERSON THEY’RE WITH, so if you’re more of a beginner/shy/passive, they’ll be the one coming onto you in this... lazy way, gently Ordering you to show them more (oh yeah they’re very well aware that youre the master here but whats a master to a god? ha), reasurring you that it’ll be fine and that if you’d rather keep the lights off, you guys can do that. their hair glows and their limbs are constantly burning anyway so they’ll find you in the dark no problem. though if you’re more dominant/aggressive/comfortable then they’ll see you as a challenge, even a rival to be quite honest. they know for SURE that you’ll never be better than them, but might as well crush your hopes before they get too high ya know? so even if you have them pinned down they’ll just taunt you, ask if this is all that you’ve got. ask if you can hold on for a few more rounds. ego bruising is part of being horny !!!!!! so you better be ready !!!

kama’s buttons are overall easy to push i think, because if you choose to come onto them with vanilla little touches, cute smiles and cuddles, they won’t know how to react. THEY’RE EASY TO TEASE ONCE U’VE BROKEN PAST THIS... Strong Lusty Exterior, especially if you compliment them on anything else but their skills in bed. call em cute when they’re angry. this one is an instant kill because they’ll just... be stuck. if they get mad you’ll call them cute again. and if they don’t get mad then it’s your win. STUCK !!! and their face is RED 

hmmmm....... i think masc kama’s cum is galaxy liquid. its just regular old cum and tastes like it but it just has star/milky way patterns in it. yeah. dont ask me about this one. just take it.

i’ve also been thinking about masc kama having an apadravya piercing... even if kama themself does not have a link to the kamasutra since it’s a book about human pleasure, in chaldea they’re much closer to having the condition of a “human” since they’ve become a “pseudo-servant” (they also have a demon inside em aha! though they’re obviously still a God and should be treated as such) so despite knowing everything that’s said in the book, they’d love to boast about it. ITS NOT THEIRS BUT THEY LOVE ACTING LIKE IT IS!!! CAREFUL WHEN GOOGLING THAT PIERCING NAME THO !!! ITS A COCK PIERCING OOOPPPSSSS!!!!! tho of course, since they don’t technically have a body, they can remove this jewelry at will to satisfy you however u wish !!

my fem lean kama piercing headcanons are right here !!! same headcanon as above, they can remove em/make em disappear since they can shapeshift at will !! 

i don’t see them as the type to dress up.... first because it’s a little annoying and if their emotions go haywire the cloth might burn... but they can definitely see the appeal. their “body” is already perfect so if you have a kink for something in particular they’ll provide and make sure to hide the best parts so you’ll have to imagine the rest. (or take em off...? ;)

OH BUT YOU ? THEY’LL LOVE TO DRESS YOU UP especially if they’re topping. it’s all part of their sadistic little humiliation game so make sure to accept all of their love okay?

their relationship with masters can vary, since we’re all different aint we. Aha. but one thing will stay the same and it’s the fact that kama trusts you to teach them about soft romance. in their dialogs and bio, it says that they can’t stand dummy couples but i believe that it’s because they genuinely crave it more than anyone. (especially since Rati doesn’t seem to exist in the fgo timeline :( ) being your most favourite sex friend? they can do that. being your sole lover?? UH..... (SWEATS)

what else does ree have..... OH YEAH !! i believe that kama is overall extremely kinky and it’s hard to surprise them. but since they’re so lavish, quite elegant and have this... aura of luxury to them, i think that the Gross Kinks(u know the ones. Real bad stuff i wont mention here) are an absolute no on their list. being the god of carnal love is one thing but they have standards!!!! no i will not come back on this headcanon and if ppl try to debunk it, stay away from me blog !!

i like to think that they genuinely adore porn sites and see it all as a tribute for themself. once again, they stay off gross shit but the vanilla tag? THEY CANT CLICK IT. ITS TOO EMBARRASSING TO CLICK. help them out.... ;) (opportunity to tease +1)

they’re very good at giving massages but i think they’d prefer receiving them most of the time !! though, if you’re into them and they’re blowing ur back out/riding u, they’ll make em feel extra special just for you

i don’t know if they’d have a favourite position... they’re very versatile, so they’ll go along with your preferences

they’re very open about following what you’d like to do since they’re already good at everything!!!!! u pick !!! then they’ll dive in and eat you out/suck u off right there

they’re a big spoon by default. yep. BUT BEING THE LITTLE SPOON MAKES THEM VERY SHY AND EMBARRASSED AND ITS CUTE coax them into being a little spoon sometimes Please

i think that they’d consider everything remotely sexual a way of worshipping them, so they’ll gladly watch u masturbate even if they don’t have to actively participate

ITS HOT AS HELL DUDE... TAKE UR CLOTHES OFF

i picture them constantly wearing this... lazy, arrogant smile, especially if you’re topping. think you’re that good, huh ?

though it vanishes very quickly if you start treating them gently. tomato ! ONCE AGAIN: EASY BUTTONS TO PUSH !!!! 

they’d find toys very funny and practical. so they’re not above using those on you and they’re also into you using it on them. THEIR RANGE IS WIDE AND THEY’RE EAGER TO EXPLORE i love them so much theyre such a dreamboat

OH THIS GOT LONG SO IM GONNA STOP THERE BUT IF U MADE IT ALL THE WAY DOWN: THANK U FOR READING MY BRAINROT!!!

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hi hello i just noticed that sometimes you give kama fangs am i wrong

HI!!

UR NOT WRONG ITS MARA'S CHOMPERS