#redlampr

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I had an idea for once

DLAMP

And Logan is down a rabbit hole about something or other and realizes it's illegal to marry more than one person

Which he knew already, but like, it never sunk in that that applied to him. (And of course he's just a facet of Thomas so it's not really like he could get married anyway)

But it still makes him sad.

So Roman is like NO I WILL NOT ALLOW MY NERDY BOYFRIEND TO BE SAD

I DON'T CARE ABOUT LAWS

I'M JUST GONNA THROW A WEDDING FOR US ALL

AND IT'LL BE THE MOST EXTRA ASS WEDDING EVER

And Logan is like no Roman you don't have to do that, don't worry about it, it's fine, just leave it

And Roman, being Extra™ is like HELL NO WE'RE DOING THIS

And just because he can, he makes everyone both a custom suit and a dress, and they can pick which one they wear

(could also apply to other poly ships)

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

For the fic title thingamajig: 'king and queens (and then there's us)'

slightly crack, analogical - through series of miscommunications, logan and virgil both come to the conclusion that the other is the token straight in the very, VERY gay REDLAMPR friend group (some of whom do ameteur drag) and proceed to drive everyone absolutely insane with mutual pining while convinced the other could never be interested

Thank you for all the fake titles! I’m not taking anymore but i hope yall had fun

(I may write these, but feel free to take these as prompts anyway - two cakes!)