#rededgeblast

[rededgecitycouncil]

Noah, Noah, NO-UH, I hope you're ready for the single life, because it's more than likely coming haha

@noahrodgers

What am I referring to you all might ask?

Well I'm about to spill the tea!

Mr. Rodgers (no not the one with the red sweater we all love) was not always faithful to Lana.

But like the way that Lana treats him, it's not really a shock haha.

Let's be real, they both suck equally, but that's another post for another time haha.

This post is about how Noah sucks.

Before he tied the knot with his probably now soon to be ex wife, he hooked up with a few of his assistants at his legal firm.

They really put the ass in assistant for you, didn't they, Noah?

Anyways, I hope the rest of 2023 is gonna be fun for you Rodgers!

XOXO

[rededgecitycouncil]

Well, well, well, no wonder she's got a thing for a certain bad boy around here.

Oh Mila, you look sweet on the outside, but on the inside? That's a whole nother story isn't it?

@milajmonroe

This might be one of my favorite secrets I've exposed haha

Way way back when Mila was a baby teen and I do mean that because she was like 12-13 when this hapened

Her friend lost her life

Now what does this have to do with Mila?

Well, she was the one that ended it

According to our favorite baker, this was an accident and she was trying to protect her friend instead from an abusive father

Well, I guess the best form of protection is dead, isn't it?

I hope this new information doesn't scare people away from this killer baker...

I mean baker

XOXO

[rededgecitycouncil]

Leighton, you know her, you love her, she teaches your children how to play piano, and helps them with other things!

@leightonxwhitlock

Now, before you all get some sort of sick and twisted idea of what Leighton does with the youth get your head out of the gutter.

Along with helping the youth of America learn how to play the piano, or guitar or whatever she teachers, she helps runaway teens find a safe place to live in Red Edge!

That's right, our own Leighton Whitlock is here to help those who runaway find a new place in our small little corner of the world and we love that.

Though I'm sure there are several people who aren't happy with this, those people can suck it though.

Keep up the good work, Leighton.

XOXO

[rededgecitycouncil]

Thea, Thea, Thea, or should I call you Wanda? Either way, it's going to be a whirlwind for you with your secret getting out.

@theamurphy

If you're confused about what I'm talking about, well look no further, becuase I am here to tell you.

Long story short and to not get into too many details, Thea was married.

Yes, our Irish Queen was married at one point and that was before she became a famous author.

During her marriage though, it wasn't good. If you've heard the song Goodbye Earl then you know what we're taling about and you'll get the Wanda reference too!

Anyways, sadly Thea hit some hardships and this ex died and nobody knows how.

Was it the black eyed peas Thea?

Or was it natural causes?

Either way, we're glad you're here in Red Edge and I honestly hate writing these kind of blasts becuase these ones hurt to write.

Just know that we're here for you, Thea and we're all on your side.

XOXO

[rededgecitycouncil]

Marc, Marc, Marc, I bet you never thought you would hear what I'm about to tell you, especially since it's been how long since your parents got a divorce?

@marcxhall

Divorces are never fun for anyone involved and let's be real, most kids blame themselves when their parents get a divorce.

Most of the time it is not th kids fault, it's the parents, they either fall out of love, change in ways that aren't compatiable with each other or they just don't want to be married to tha person anymore.

That's most of the time, in Marc's case, he is the reason for his parents divorce!

I know this is a shock because your parents more than likely told you that you aren't the reason for it, but you are.

Sorry Marc, maybe you can schedule a therapy appointment with Cyrus or Olivia.

XOXO

[rededgecitycouncil]

The title says some of it all, now read below to learn more.

@thekillianquinn

Everyone loves a good boy, but they aren't born that way, they're made in the enviroment you grow up in and you can either learn from it, or not. Thankfully Killian learned from his past.

You know, nature versus nurture.

Well, more like survival versus nature in Killian's case.

That's right, poor Killian Quinn was abused in his home growing up.

Now, before you ask, we don't know too much of the abuse that Killian suffered in his childhood home and we might be a gossip blog, but stuff like this, we do respect.

Anything you want to know, you'll have to probably ask.

Or you know, since it's rude, don't and mind your own business.

Killian, we are sorry you went through so much at home, but we're happy that you came out as the sweet and good boy we all know and love today.

XOXO

[rededgecitycouncil]

You know that line in the song "Zydrate Anatomy" where the grave robber says "Love doctor" well, that's the first thing I thought of when I heard Cyrus's secret and once I tell you, if you know the song, you will too!

@cyrusxthompson

So we're not sure how recent this is, but Dr. Thompson,and yes, with his degree, he is considered a doctor, has slept with some of his patients!

Now, I know this isn't the most horrible thing someone can do, but c'mon Cyrus, this is Red Edge, not Grey's Anatomy, use that common sense that you claim to have!

I'm not sure how many patients Cyrus has slept with, but I do know, after doing some digging, that it doesn't seem to be a recent thing so maybe it was just in the earlier days of his career.

Still though, really dumb no matter who you are.

Though good on you for making people feel lifted spirtually, mentally and physicially.

XOXO

[rededgecitycouncil]

Forgive her father because she has sinned....

@emmatheeklund

Emma, don't get heated in this blast, I'm simply here to tell everyone the truth and the truth is......hot

At least in your case it has haha!

For those of you lost, and for our two favorite law enforcement employees, let me clear some things up for you....

Miss Emma Eklund, Mis Doe Eyed, Miss Innocent...Miss...FIRESTARTER!

That's right, Emma Eklund started the fire that took the town's church back when she was sixteen years old.

In case you're bad at math (which I know a lot of you are) that was ten years ago!

It was the perfect crime....well, ALMOST

I am me and don't forget, I know EVERYTHING!

Emma, I'm not in law enforcement, but I'm pretty sure burning down a church is illegal, or something like that.

Maybe Vinny or Sloane will go easy on you.

Or maybe not.

If not, have fun in the slammer.

Well, that's all I got for now.

Again, I seriously hope this doesn't help mess up your "relationship" with Atlas.

XOXO

[rededgecitycouncil]

Serena, Serena, Serena, tsk, tsk, tsk. Just because you're first name is Serena, does not mean you have to act like Serena Van der Woodsen.

@serenabennett

Though I will say that because of your use with uh...substances, it probably does help your designs and working with how much you do.

If you're unsure what I'm talking about, then my God you need to get out of your bubble wrap.

I'll break it down for you though if you still don't understand.

Serena, Red Edge's most requested and best interior design likes to do drugs from time to time!

Now, yes I'm obviously gonna low key judge, but at the same time, like I get it.

From what I've heard you idiots can't pick a design to save your life.

Anyways, I hope Serena gets the help she deserves and you idiots realize that she is not a robot.

XOXO

[rededgecitycouncil]

It's that time again and this time, our unlucky resident is none other than Archibald "Archie" Deaton.

So buckle up and strap in kids!

@archiexdeaton

In case you're wondering why you see Archie with flings instead of relationships, it's because of his parents.

I know, not really a shock, especially if you grew up in the generation we did. Parents kinda always sucked.

So if you're thinkig you had a chance with him Mr. Deaton, you're wrong.

He does not believe in love and it's all thanks to Mommy and Daddy.

Maybe now that this is out in the world, someone can break down your walls, Archibald.

XOXO

[rededgecitycouncil]

Before I say anything, I just wanna say, I am one thousand percent Team Eric and if you're not, then fuck you.

@ericxrose

Eric here has given us permission to say what he's been hiding from everyone and that is that he is bisexual.

That's his secret.

Why did he keep it a secret? Well his shitty fucking modeling label threatened to drop him if he came out.

But speaking to Eric, he told us it was okay.

So, go Eric and live your truth.

XOXO

[rededgecitycouncil]

Another challenge down and another person's secret set out for all of Red Edge to know about.

This one is a boozey if you will and yes, I said what I said.

@lukexmyersx

Everyone's favorite DJ is not clean and sober like he claims he is, which is this really a shock to anyone?

He's a DJ after all, that'd be like expecting DJ Pauy D from Jersey Shore to be sober.

It just doesn't work.

Though, addiction is real and as much as I love being a bitch, I hope this blasts gets Luke the help he obviously needs.

XOXO

[rededgecitycouncil]

Okay so this headline is like nothing new because I felt like we all knew that he was one, but it goes deeper than that.

Doesn’t Peace?

@calebwarrenpeace

Everyone knows Caleb to be this tough, bad ass boxer who should be feared and while that is somewhat true, not all of it is true.

What do I mean by that?

Well, Caleb often throws his matches to make more money.

No, not because his agent tells him to, but because his mom is sick and he wants to help her.

Which yeah, there’s nothing wrong with that, unless people are betting on you to win is all.

Man I can’t wait to see how many people you fucked over just by trying to help your mom

XOXO

[rededgecitycouncil]

Yup, you read that right and no, we’re not talking about in the sexual way.

We’re talking about it in the other way.

@chaseknight

Before you all come for Chase, he didn’t even know about the child. 

Hell we’re still trying to find out all the details from this story too.

All we know is that he’s now Daddy in more ways than one.

Hope this doesn’t do anything to your engagement Knight.

XOXO

[rededgecitycouncil]

We all know that Teddy has declared his love for fiancé Lydia, but is he telling the truth?

@tbear401k

Seems that Teddy is actually in love with someone who is NOT his fiancé.  We don’t know who this mystery woman is who has capture his heart, but we do know it’s not Lydia.  Stop lying to everyone, including yourself, my friend.  It’s time to come clean.

Could this be the final crack in his relationship with Lydia?  Only time will tell.

xoxo

[rededgecitycouncil]

Rosie, Rosie, Rosie, we know very little about you, but now we’re about to know more.

@rosieoward

Rosie Posie, this isn’t really juicy, but I am here for it to be honest.

Rosie, before she moved here to our lovely town of Red Edge, was engaged. Though she broke it off before coming here. 

I don’t know anything about who she had been engaged to, but trust me, I will find out, especially because Rosie is still in love with said guy.

Maybe this Vegas trip will help you get over him. Or you know, get under someone else at least.

XOXO