#redbull bc all stars

[alizayildiz]

Announcement: I don’t know who sent me a request bc it was anonymous but girl if you see this I misse posting too. But my exams are over and I’m back on posting regularly. I have to write a few requests on Wattpad and I’ll upload them on tumblr too!

This one is especially made for you!

Summary: Kenan’s thinks you can’t come to watch his important football game due to both of y’all’s schedules. However you manage to surprise him.

„Miss Yildiz, what a beautiful surprise that you showed up" Coach Montella spoke as he pulled me into a hug.

I don't know since when but it's gotten into a habit that everyone calls me by Kenan's last name. Not that I mind it, I quite enjoy it and to be honest Kenan does too.

Yildiz.

"Well, I try my best to support you guys" I speak as Coach Montella and I walk towards the VIP Lounge of the Allianz Stadium in Berlin.

After the Turkish National Team won 3:1 against Georgia they now play against Czechia. Normally they would play against Portugal but something came up with them and now it's Turkey vs. Czechia.

And normally I would be in New York City right now having a photos shoot for Victoria's Secret. A massive brand with a good name.

But I decided to reschedule the photo shoot. It costed me many nerves and phone calls to reschedule it but in the end I managed to do so.

I wanted to support Kenan through this entire European championship and that didn't work from the beginning on.

Because I missed the opening match against Georgia, he even scored a goal. So now I try my best to make up for it.

Kenan has always been my biggest supporter at everything you do in life. So it's only fair that I'm his biggest supporter too.

As Coach Montella talks me through the details of  today's match I can't get my mind of the fact that Kenan's ex girlfriend Karlotta will be here too.

I absolutely despise that girl not only for what she has done to Kenan but also for that she has done to me.

„So five minutes before the game ends security will walke up with you to the pitch, is that alright ?" Montella speaks looking at me for an answer.

„Absolutely, yes, thank you" I speak smiling at Kenan's coach before the man leaves.

As I walk around the VIP lounge I make myself comfortable, one hour until the game stars and two hours till the game ends.

My outfit was simple but yet elegant, knowing that Kenan prefers if I walk around more elegantly than slutty.

After plugging my phone into the charger I open my Spotify playlist, good thing that these VIP boxes are sound proof.

Not so sound proof when Kenan fucks me in here though...

Opening the refrigerator I pull out a redbull and wash myself some fruits like strawberries and cranberries.

After placing them nicely on a plate I walk to the couch and let myself fall on it.

Gosh, sitting feels good.

I grab my iPad from my handbag and start to work online.

~

As planned I got done with everything I had on my to do list for today.

As I stood up I looked down at the pitch, the Turkish National team singing their national anthem.

Kenan was the tallest player in the team, he was also starting in the first eleven lineup. After finishing singing they positioned them for team pictures.

In the first one Kenan had the post serious face ever, probably because he thinks I'm in New York and not here at his game.

The second picture turned out more motivated, still his smile dropped instantly as the cameras got away from his face.

The Czech people took their time with their national anthem as well as with taking pictures.

While Kenan positioned himself on the pitch the Czech players waved as fans.

Kenan made a quick prayer and so did Arda and Hakan.

All three of them praying for good luck on the match.

During their prayers the commentators of the match called up the line up from both teams. First Czechia then Turkey.

I looked at the big screen and let a a high pitched yell as I saw Kenan's name on it. The stadium loosing it too as soon as they saw him.

Kenan looked up to the VIP box where I was sitting every few minutes, before and during the match.

It's like he knows I'm here. I know that he possibly can't even see me from down there but my gut feeling tells me he does.

Kenan has this gift to spot me whenever I am, he just feels my presence.

As the referee whistled the first half of the game started. Clearly Turkey had more dominance.

In minute 25 Bariș Alper Yilmaz scored.

Two minutes later Kenan scored.

The stadium went loud fans jumped up and down yelling his name. Kenan held up both his hand and then placed on his heart. Dedicating his goal to the Turkish fans.

Clapping both of my hands together I smile down at the football field.

With that Kenan breaks Cristiano Ronaldo his record. What a great success he achieved for his career.

I pull out my phone making photos of the remarkable moment.

Then seven minutes after Kenan scored Arda scores.

3:0 it stands.

Turkish fans are going wild while Czech fans are watching their team loose.

Coach Montella jumps up exited and kisses each of the three guys on their heads, hugging each of them.

Fifteen more minutes pass and then the first half ends. 3:0 for Turkey.

~

"Miss Yildiz, it's time to head to the field" the security guard spoke as he pulled me out of my thoughts.

I sept half break arguing with Karlotta and how she should just leave me and Kenan alone because she and he are in the PAST.

But what if they aren't, and he just lies to me ?

I gather myself following the security guard.

4:0 for Turkey, Hakan scored a goal in the second half which is about to end in exactly five minutes.

As we passed trough different VIP boxes and different hallways I finally was on the pitch.

Behind the barrier but close enough.

And like always it didn't even took Kenan more than thirty seconds to spot me.

He was on the other end of the field and immediately came up running towards me.

The referee had whistled a minute ago so the match was over.

As the cameras focussed on Kenan running towards you fans and commentators applauded at the two of you.

Kenan was not wearing his jersey anymore he pulled it off himself as a form of celebration, so did the rest of the Turkish national team.

Jumping over the barrier he pulled you into his arms giving you thousands of kisses on your forehead.

"Kenan" I chuckled between laughs.

"Did you watch the whole match ?" He asks out of breath.

"Yes Baby, and I'm beyond proud of you" with that Kenan pulls you into a kiss.

I didn't care if he tastes like sweat or even smells like it I just wanted to feels his lips against mine.

The fans going crazy loud even congratulating Kenan on pulling such a beautiful girl like you.

Kenan he let go of you.

"I love you, that's the best surprise you could ever do for me" not even letting me time to respond he crashed his lips on mine again, depending the kiss.

One of his hands had a firm grip on my jaw while his other hand travelled down to my lower back.

Totally worth rescheduling my photoshoot.

Fans were busy taking photos of the two of you and so were you and Kenan.

He's the biggest golden retriever boyfriend ever so he absolutely adores posing for pictures with you.

As he gave you a kiss on your forehead you closed your eyes enjoying the moment.

What a luck that your camera went off in that exact minute. The most wholesome picture ever of the two of you just got made by your phone.

A jealous Karlotta standing in the crowd, eyeing the two of you.

[julianalvarez9]

el clásico / pedri

req: hi! could you please write or do a social media au of Pedri which the reader is an F1 driver and her brother is carlos sainz of her father is Fernando Alonso (they are know Madrid fans) them giving pedri a little bit of a hard time (in a funny way) and the whole grid be like overprotective cause she like their baby sis and the Barcelona players tease pedri about their relationship.

author's note: this is so long and probably feels so disorganized i'm sorry 😭 hope you like it either way!!!

pairing: pedri x sainz!reader

name_sainz

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name_sainz cuando te despiertas con 55 llamadas perdidas de tu hermano 😄👍🏻 (when you wake up with 55 missed calls from your brother)

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user1 SO IT'S TRUE????

carlossainz55 vas a contestar ahora? (will you aswer me now?)

charles_leclerc you can hide behind me next time you see him name_sainz 😂

carlossainz55 don't back her off now man 🤬

user2 imagine your whole family being madridista and then you go and date a barcelona player 😂

user3 c'mon name_sainz bellingham's right here 😮‍💨

pedri

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pedri gran partido hoy, +3! (great game today, +3)

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user1 didn't expect to see y/n in the likes 😂 isn't she fan of the team that lost?

user4 maybe she has converted 🙏🏻

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name_sainz haciendo mi vida dificil 😮‍💨 (making my life difficult)

pedri cumplirás? (will you fulfill it?)

user2 FULFILL WHAT

user3 maybe they had a bet 🙏🏻

name_sainz veremos 👀 (we'll see)

pablogavi buena suerte en la cena familiar 😂 (good luck at family dinner)

pedri

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pedri vamos españa!! 🇪🇸

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user1 CARLOS IN THE LIKES FLR THE FIRST TIMEEEE

user2 he's spaniard ofc he'll like the post of a player that represents his country ��

user3 NO NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND this is huge!!!!!

name_sainz te queda bien el blanco 🤭 (you look good in white)

pablogavi veo lo que haces 🧐 (i see what you're doing)

name_sainz perdón pablito, tenía que intentar 🥲 (sorry pablito, i had to try)

name_sainz

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name_sainz day off before the madness that is racing at home for the first time 🥹🤍

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pedri ❤️

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charles_leclerc little sainz is in love 🥰

user1 charles braver than the marines for supporting them

user2 carlos will have to approve them someday 😂 she's not 10

carlossainz55 "no puedo ir, tengo planes" ("can't go, i have plans")

name_sainz era cierto ? (it was true ?)

name_sainz

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name_sainz pole el sábado y después podio el domingo? soñaba con días así. gracias a todos 🥹🤍 (pole on saturday and then podium on sunday? dreamed of days like these. thank you all)

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user1 in the weekend where pedri goes to see her? 🥹🥹🥹 they're so cute

user2 not everything is about pedriyn 🙄

charles_sainz where's the post for your lucky charm?

name_sainz i'm not pierregasly 😂

pierregasly that was rude 🤬

pedri ❤️ fuiste increíble (you were amazing)

name_sainz 🤍🤍

carlossainz55 merecido, pequeña ❤️ (deserved, little one)

name_sainz te amo hermanito 🤍🤍🤍🤍 (love you brother)

f1

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f1 Football stars ❤️ F1

joaofelix79, benchillwell, masonmount and pedri, all enjoyed the action in Barcelona #Formula1 #SpanishGP

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user1 one of these is not like the others

user2 one went to support the better team 😋

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user3 all of them liking that comments bc it's dissing redbull 😂

user4 pedriyn thriving rn 🥹 he went to see her

[leclerced]

cait it’s me @piastrification but u knew that already. i’m back with more brainrot. i’m thinking of driver n reader sexting bc they meet on tumblr, and they have nsfw side blogs. that is all.

ok i wanted to say like lando bc he seems like the type. but yk who else seems like the type? seb. in his redbull days before tumblr banned porn.

i can so see his blog starting off as a car blog or smth like that, but he discovers porn on tumblr and becomes a nsfw blog real quick. posts his own dick one night because he takes a really nice dick pic and has no one to show. throws a few tags on it that he follows so people will see it and goes to bed. wakes up to like a hundred notes on the post and is drunk on the feeling so he posts a cheesy thank you with another dick pic and all day is checking his phone as notifications roll through. continues posting for years and becomes one of the top porn blogs on tumblr and is so cocky about the fact that he’s a world champion and secretly a popular porn star lowkey. then one night he finds reader’s blog and follows her.

i can imagine her getting the notification that he followed her, blog newly made and everything. a few weeks go by before he messages her and they start talking. i can imagine she initiates the sexting by telling him she dreamed about him and he asks what happened and she’s like, “well it was weird because you didn’t have a face but-“ and tells him all about her dream. they regularly sext after that, send nudes all the time. she tells him one night that she had sex with some guy and only got off because she suddenly thought of him and had a really good orgasm thinking about him and he’s at the track when he sees the message and has to go jerk off in his drivers room bc of it.

alsooo max ??? would definitely do it. as a world champion. same exact thing as seb but he would ask her to meet up real quick because he needs to fuck her after months of sexting. she just thinks he’s some super rich guy who she flew in to fuck. doesn’t even remember his last name when she’s flying back home. her friends tease her for being an international booty call when they hear about it. she lies and tells them they met at a club when he was in town and makes up a last name when she can’t remember his. says he has no socials and is super lowkey because all she knows is his tumblr and there’s no way she’s giving that and explaining how they really met. can imagine he flies to see her or flies her out to see him pretty often bc he wants to fuck, but the whole point of an anonymous blog is to be anonymous so she never questions him about anything. they see each other monthly but only know each other’s first names. then one day her friends are asking why there’s a photo of her and a race car driver together at a restaurant in a foreign country trending on twitter when they thought she had the flu and she’s like… oh shit. what the fuck?

[juniestar]

5 paintings in the queue

— the one I’ve been working on since april, somewhat urgent simply bc I want to finish it

— thumbnails for a film poster, needs to be done in a week so I can get work making the real thing

— comic where kirk from star trek gets really horny after turning into a dish sponge and proposes an orgy and nobody takes him up on it, not at all urgent I just have had this drawing haunting me for two years now

— painting of a coworker who busted their head open on the ground and also fractured their neck as one of those “redbull gives you wings” illustrations (not with the injuries of course), needs to be done in 2ish weeks

— painting over cut out bits of my old paintings, not urgent at all and it makes me angry actually

[orionlancasterr]

OC Interview!

I was tagged by @henbased and in turn I’ll tag @chaosintheavenue @bleumanouche @captastra and @tarberrydovah

Also I’m gonna do three sorry I know it’s excessive but. I love them.

Name: Emil Hawke

Nickname: N/A

Gender: guy but in a I don’t really care kind of way

Star Sign: cancer, 100%

Height: 5’6

Orientation: bisexual if you want a label but really hasn’t had the time to think about it between all of the running for his life

Nationality/Ethnicity: ferelden

Fave Fruit: oranges, which he’s probably only had like once.

Fave Season: winter!

Fave Flower: those little ones on Bradford pear trees!

Fave Scent: Anders magic, kind of like a mix between ozone and burning green wood

Coffee, Tea, or HC: Tea, preferably a borderline unbearably sweet herbal tea

Average Hours of Sleep: like. 1-4? Insomnia <3

Dog or Cat Person: Dog!

Dream Trip: Kirkwall (hell) to Rivain (his girlfriend is from there)

Favorite Fictional Character: himself, Varrics version of him is the funniest character on the planet.

Number of Blankets They Sleep With: by himself like as many as he can handle, with anders or isabela just like one. He just likes the weight

Random Fact: He doesn’t have a preferred ‘normal’ magic, the only one he’s exceptional at is blood magic.

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Name: Noose

Nickname: Six (Rangers) Courier/Courier Six (Ulysses, Benny and people who don’t know them well)

Gender: Lost somewhere between Bethesda and Phoenix

Star Sign: Capricorn? Idk anything about star signs

Height: 5’3

Orientation: Queer

Nationality/Ethnicity: I’m not sure on Ethnicity but I think technically they’re an NCR citizen due to how much time they’ve spent there

Fave Fruit: Punga

Fave Season: the absolute dead of summer when everything is so hot the world kind of feels like a fever dream

Fave Flower: Dandelions something something about resilience

Fave Scent: ozone, like a thunderstorm.

Coffee, Tea, or HC: coffee for sure

Average Hours of Sleep: as little as humanly possible

Dog or Cat Person: Cat but they love dogs too, they have a lot more dogs bc they travel easier in the wasteland

Dream Trip: they’ve travelled all over the American wasteland but they’d like to go north into Canada if given the chance

Favorite Fictional Character: Grognak

Number of Blankets They Sleep With: preferably, 3, realistically none

Random Fact: they have a luck stat of 10

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Name: *********

Nickname: Skunk

Gender: Dude

Star Sign: ???

Height: 6’0

Orientation: ???

Nationality/Ethnicity: white American

Fave Fruit: purple plums

Fave Season: Fall!

Fave Flower: Queen Anne’s lace

Fave Scent: oddly enough chlorinated water, like over chlorinated pool water

Coffee, Tea, or HC: blueberry redbull

Average Hours of Sleep: as many as he can manage

Dog or Cat Person: Dog

Dream Trip: the one that gets him the fuck out of Montana

Favorite Fictional Character: probably like. Red hood or something.

Number of Blankets They Sleep With: honestly he just needs and wants one.

Random Fact: almost didn’t take the job in the whitetails, he regrets it every day of his life :)

[russilton]

41, 42, and 53

41. favourite track?

Silverstoneeeeeeeee, it’s home, it’s an amazing track to watch driven, the energy is unparalleled. If not my home track then I really love interlagos. I like big old tracks! They’re just so good! Mexico and jeddah are also faves

42. Is there a driver you wish had a home GP?

Nyck devries… okay that’s not what the questions asking. Valtteri! Fuck it finnish GP! It wouldn’t work and I want 12

53. Coolest looking team car?

W12- the w11 did sexier things yes, but I loooved the faded star back fin, with the bright red one for niki, I loved the black and red with the teal stripe- Bro it just WORKED

I love this years car too even if it’s shit, and also I loved alfas white and burgundy car last year a LOT.

And I have to admit… look the drivers are shit the team is shit the sponsors are pretty shit… but the Redbull colour scheme goes off. Navy and red with a golden nose… it unfortunately fucks, they’re all my favourite colours dammit. I can’t love it bc of everything, but its an amazing palette.

Ask me f1 silly asks

[milflewis]

niamh my love tell me about your apparent genius

ok imma just copy paste the whole thing in here from the gc bc i’m way too high to type it out again n make it neater. it’s based off a webbonso prompt someone sent me that i haven’t filled out yet

ok. so. webbonso. but mark keeps running away every time their dicks are out….🤧🤧 but not bc of what you think !! he’s ok with the gay thing. kinda. maybe. with the lights low and socks on. but he thinks nando is a top and so is he……how can they be together…….stars not aligning for them…..where do they stick it if not in each other……. but mark is being stupid bc fernando wants that horse cock and he wants it now !!!!! but bc mark keeps running away from him he thinks mark doesn’t want him. boom. miscommunication trope.

mark keeps kissing nando. overcome w emotion for this tiny angry person !!!! with lots of hair n teeth. and nando is. into it. pushing at mark so mark will press him into a wall of a. cough. totally random redbull motorhome.

grabs mark’s dick when they hear someone that could maybe sound like seb giggling w someone who could maybe. ugh. sound like lewis. and. oh. wow . wowwww

that’s like. big 😵‍💫😵‍💫

and listen. ok. the ferrari car is shit. nando isn’t winning. seb is being a cunt on the podium. lewis is being a dick on AND off the podium. but here. in this. nando can win.

and if smth in his chest gets all warm and fuzzy when mark pulls away. hands on his hips. fingers digging in. resting his cheek against fernando’s. breath hot. then. whatver. that works too.

so nando has a new mission. get mark webber to fuck him. preferably where seb will overhear them and weep. but that’s optional !!! nando is flexible !!!! he adapts. a hickey on his neck will do. low enough his fireproofs will cover but nando could bend down in front of seb. collar slipping…..oops !!

but. but !!!! mark keeps like. running away??? and nando knows he wants it. he can FEEL how much mark wants it and mark is the one who initiates like half the making outs so. what. is. the. fucking. problem

maybe he cries to jenson about it where lewis overhears and laughs for twnety minutes

mark is being all stoic and man pain. oh why can’t i be a girl…..why can’t HE be a girl……then we could be together……and jenson is fully prepared to deal w his internalised homophobia and be all gentle about how two guys can love each other and that’s ok mark !! that’s alright !!!! (he’s had a lot of practise with lewis) and mark just comes out with a banger of “but guys can’t fuck 😔😔 it’s scientifically impossible. no i know we have a hole too jenson but it’s like the penguins and their wings….it doesn’t work……” single dean winchester tear falling down his cheek

jenson is like. wot. but WE fucked

mark: but you had long hair so i could pretend you were a girl and then our bodies changed. like frogs

jenson: ………have u been talking to sebastian

mark: yeah. he knows lots about this did u know that

anyway !!!! jenson manages to convince mark that this is NOT how bodies work and guys can fuck other guys and they should !!! pls pls fuck fernando mark so he will stop talking to me about it i am begging you —

and mark fucks nando with his monster cock and nando gets his hickey (seb doesn’t cry bc mark keeps smiling at fernando. all soft mouth and eyes. and that’s good enough for him) and they live happily ever after.

the end.

[lewisbian]

thank you so much for the translation of cristina gutierrez's interview! if it's not a bother, what did she say about dakar if anything? and did she talk about any other series she has her eye on?

local cristina fan @powertrains. thank you again!

i'm so sorry it took me a while to get back to you!! i'm here now though. so this is SUPER long bc this podcast was 3 hours long and they spoke about dakar for about half of it so i'm not transcribing word for word (like i did with the lewis section) bc if i were, you'd be getting a reply in april 2030. also disclaimer: i knew absolutely nothing about dakar before this podcast, some of what i mention you might already know, so sorry about that! i learned a lot though it was fascinating i'm so glad you sent this ask! also! she didn't talk about other series she's looking at at all :(

ok here we go:

CRISTINA GUTIÉRREZ and her Dakar experience:

she spoke a lot about how expensive dakar is, just signing up (driver, copilot & car) is super expensive and that's like. just the start. so she spoke about her trajectory, how she improved during the first four years to get to the team where she is now. she also spoke about how she finally has enough money to train and do races about twice a month (before, she was putting all the money she made into dakar, so she didn't have money to train or develop the car or practice at all)

the interviewer asked her if the year she finished 3rd she had a car that could've given her 1st. she said yes, the car could've won 1st place, but that was the year they were debuting it, so they had a bunch of reliability issues, and that's why she finished 3rd.

she describes dakar as a taxing experience not only physically but also emotionally and spiritually, in every way you're putting yourself through a crazy amount of pressure

she says dakar is a different experience depending on whether you're going with an amateur team or with a well established top team. not only the car, but also for example where you sleep (tents on the ground vs motorhomes)

tw death, accidents / she talks about stopping for other drivers when she sees they might be hurt, about driving past people surrounding a person who died, about colleagues telling her about driving past people with broken necks, etc.

she mentions the parties ! says even in countries where you're not allowed to drink (e.g. saudi) people smuggle alcohol in hair gel containers. says the parties were crazy in south america, her second time she stayed up all night partying until 7am the next day. she tells a story about a man who tried to smuggle drugs out of south america in the tyres, got caught, and went to prison. she also says extreme e parties are crazier than dakar parties.

she talks about the one time night fell and she was still out driving the car, she stopped for a moment and looked at the sky, there was obviously no light pollution so she could see like. literally every star. says she felt at peace, in that moment she was like, "there's no way i can quit this," she wanted to do it forever

she brings up the time she went 3 days without sleep. the interviewer asks her to describe what each of those days felt like:

day 1: she stopped being aware of the time, didn't remember if she'd eaten or not, was surviving on redbull and energy shot drinks that they sell at sports stores, her parents would throw food into the car whenever they could

day 2: her copilot and her started falling asleep while still being awake? so it was like. she says she was awake but her brain was sleeping and she was dreaming and everything. she would say things, like when you talk in your sleep, and her copilot would be like HUH? and then he'd do the same thing. that's how exhausted they were. this was the night her copilot had to get out of the car and climb up the dunes and show her the way with a flashlight because it was so dark it was dangerous to drive. she said dunes at night are the worst thing that can happen to you

day 3: she overheats in the car. it was 50 degrees C in argentina and she was, again, running on energy drinks and prayers at that point. she had to stop the car and get out to sit in the shade. while she was there, she heard the voice of her uncle who had passed away about a year before that, he kept telling her "VAMOS!" so she's like, i need to finish this! and does.

she says the fourth day she only slept for one (1) hour but she felt fully rested afterwards. she also mentions at some point during those 3 or 4 days she was driving and kept seeing people running around and she thought she was gonna hit them, kept swerving to try to avoid them. then she realized they weren't people but literally just trees, her brain was just exhausted.

re: hygiene, she says she doesn't pee in the car, some people wear diapers, some wear devices that allow them to pee like on the floor of the car (?????). she says she just stops if she has to pee. she also said one time before racing she went to eat senegalese food with her friends and the next day she had to stop the car and just like do her business in front of whoever drove by. she was like "if they look it's bc they wanna see and that's on THEM!" she also said she always showers when she has the chance, that some drivers don't change their uniforms bc they think it's bad luck so they just stink. she also said it's gross how some drivers will eat breakfast and then get in the car without brushing their teeth.

the interviewer asked her about something about dakar no one knew. she spoke about a terrorist attack when they raced in saudi. she says she knows this because it happened to her ex team, and she's still close to them. they told her someone put a bomb under one of the mechanics' cars. the bomb exploded, they thought someone was gonna lose their legs because of it, but they didn't in the end. she said this was kinda kept secret, no one spoke about it much.

[maxemilianverstappen]

I want to see Seb in a race winning car just as much as the next person, but not like this ffs. I’ll laugh at the jokes that Seb is back in a RB again bc haha jokes, but nothing more can be said in how unserious that team is. Yeah yeah yeah, Racing Point isn’t technically AM, but it has same ownership. Imagine copying a car twice within 5 years to (possibly bc we don’t know true pace of this new AM) make a fast car 😭😭😭 what a joke

As a Seb fan who saw him at his highest and lowest in all the different cars, people who celebrate this "allegedly copied" car's existence in quite a serious way (esp also because they hate Redbull) is kind of like a slap across the face.

This guy's talent deserves a good car, yes. He can create miraculous results even in shoeboxes when the stars (rarely) align, too... But that fast car shouldn't have the label "Green Redbull" or "Pink Mercedes" or "Ferrari sidekick" on it.

I absolutely hate the way Stroll thinks dumping heaps of money on people will immediately solve all the problems and trying some shady stuff while he was at it wouldn't be a problem. I hate his way of running his business and if Seb had not been there, well fuck Aston Martin, honestly.

If Redbull can show evidence of the IP stealing, Aston Martin "stonks" will sink like a ship. Industrial/Corporate espionage has very serious legal repercussions and I am pretty sure Dietrich won't hesitate to leave everyone involved with just in their underwear.

God, I would love to see it.

[rge-nini]

TAG GAME !!

so, I got tagged a while ago by iggy (@internetgremlin) and tbh I had totally forgotten, but here it is!!

i encourage anyone that want to answer to do it!!

adding a keep reading bc I wrote a lot on the DnD question

Favourite time of year?

Winter !!

Comfort food?

PASTA ALL THE WAY

Do you collect anything?

sadly I collect kpop merch, specially photocards, right now I'm focusing on enhypen's Jake. I also collect albums, currently I have one version of every enhypen album (one day I'll have one of each version), I'll be buying Ateez' comeback next month so I'll hopefully have it by my birthday

Favourite drink?

I'm a RedBull adddict lmao

Favourite song/artist?

okay, I'll start by listing the groups I stan (in no specific order) which are enhypen, txt, ateez and stray kids. now that the kpop groups are out of the way, I really love imagine dragons, 5 seconds of summer and a (I think underground) group called makeout monday

Current favourite songs?

I need to mention Answer and Turbulence by Ateez because I have a really deep connection to both of them. Also Shout Out and Polaroid Love by Enhypen which are songs that make me feel so many things,, I'm also never getting over 5SOS' Ghost of You and TXT's 0X1=LOVESONG

Favourite fic of mine?

it's got to be The Point or Ghost of You from my (currently inactive) kpop writing blog

Relationship Status:

I'm currently in a parasocial relationship with Jake Sim, we've been dating for half a year already

Favourite Colour(s):

literally any shade of blue

Song stuck in my head: 

GUERRILLA BY ATEEZ

Last thing you googled:

How to turn off crossplay in fortnite

Time:

03:35 am GMT-4:00

Dream Trip:

it's either visiting Italy or Korean and Japan

Last thing you read:

other than fanfic, I'm currently ready the Legend trilogy

Last book you enjoyed reading:

assuming it's a finished book, the second book in the Legend trilogy, Prodigy

Last book you hated reading:

Collided from the Dirty Air series

Favourite thing to cook/bake:

BROWNIES, call me Felix because I'm cooking like a chef, I'm a 5 star michelin

Favourite craft to do in your free time:

does gaming count as a craft?

Most niche dislike:

I honestly have no idea

Do you have any sense of direction:

I used to, but ever since I moved to the capital I get lost so easily,,

Tell us about your D&D character:

okay so I have 3: Suna, Tatsumi and Aria, but I'm gonna talk about Suna and Tatsu (pics in that order, courtesy of this picrew) both of them are from a kimetsu no yaiba/demon slayer inspired campaign (which is currently on a hiatus that has lasted over 6 months, but should return shortly!!)

so, first we have the user of the water breathing technique suna, the girl that was born to be the perfect demon slayer. she's known about the existence of demons ever since she can remember, both of her parent being demon slayers and wanting her to be ready to face the world they live in. she trained all her life to join her parents, her free time being spent with the kid next door (which sets up the best and angstiest childhood friends to lovers storyline ever). she used to be really cheerful and welcoming, and it's only after her parents disappear that she closes herself off, the only 2 people able to get to her being the boy next door (kyojuro rengoku) and her dad's best friend, who took her in and finished her training. throughout the campaign she meets both naru and haru her teammates, developing different relationships with both of them, but caring about them in her own weird way. as time passes their missions start getting more dangerous until the inevitable happens and one of them died, haru, she managed to survive and closed herself once more due to the pain and guilt, pushing yasuhiro (the demon slayer sent to fill haru's place) away and mistreating him. then she lost the love of her life and once again she blamed herself for not being good enough to save those she cares about, so she spends all her time training eventually developing her own fighting style, and sacrificing herself to save both naru and yasuhiro.

then there's tatsumi, the character I created in case suna died. she's the polar opposite of suna. tatsumi didn't learn about the existence of demons until she received a letter from her brother yuuji, in which he apologized for keeping demons a secret from her and their family. determined to find her brother she decided to join the demon slayers. she became a user of the mist breathing technique, learning quickly and soon enough becoming a demon slayer herself, eventually catching the attention of the mist hashira himself, tokito, who took her under his wing so she would eventually become his successor if anything happened to him. due to the trust placed in her she was allowed to go on solo missions, which meant she could secretly look for yuuji. it was only after she came back from a mission that she was informed she would be joining a squad, taking the place of a recently deceased woman, only to find out one of the 2 remaining members had decided to leave the organization, leaving only her and yasuhiro in the team. tbh there's not a lot about tatsumi story wise because of the hiatus, but she's a literal ray of sunshine, doing everything to remain positive and lift the party's mood because she promised herself (and her brother) that she would never stop smiling, no matter how hard things got.

with my bestie (the player behind haru and yasuhiro) we have actually worked on a lot of different AU's for the characters, my personal favorite being the kpop au!! the ship dynamics are amazing !! (+ everyone is alive)

[chal-lelerc]

ok so like. here’s my harry potter house thing. i’m ngl i tried to do this but then i deleted it bc it was getting too long and i didn’t have the attention span but. it kept sticking in my brain so i decided to pick it back up and as such, i’ve lost the original post but it was a quarantine activity (sort drivers into houses, assign quidditch positions, explain) posted by @verstappened​. houses done first, then positions, then explanations for both. i tried to make feasible teams, i.e making sure there arent too many of a single position per house, so this really screwed some of the sorting but oh well.

i did the houses first, then positions, then explanations in that order for the most part.

5/13/20: the sorting was mostly done before i heard all the differing opinions (of which there were many!)

5/19/20: alright so this is literally like 2 months old but i’ve just finished it lolol

Lewis Hamilton:

Slytherin: THE GLORY MAN. the aloof kind of superiority, confidence, is top dog, he’s simply the pinnacle of it all. kind of lethal and doesn’t do the whole ‘looking up to others’ things (outwardly, but he seems very soft on the inside tbh). very majestic and is almost a gryffindor, the kind of slytherin that Merlin is. hard-working, got here from incredibly humble beginnings, which kind of stands out from the rest, but he’s clearly now at the top level of society. still very protective of Others. scarily ambitious. Was originally a gryffindor but I wanted the brits to be in different houses for their quidditch positions to work. Could honestly go either way though.

Seeker: more glory. periodt. he stays winning and scoring the most points. clutch-man. Speedy boy, kind of in a different world than everyone else when competing (he’s always at the front lifetimes away from everyone else lmao. playing a diff game.)

Valtteri Bottas:

Hufflepuff: HE SEEMS. LIKE. A. BIG. CHILD. always relegated and brushed off but is literally God-Tier and no one can convince me otherwise. i consider him to be rather reliable (reflecting only the 2019 season at least lmao). a bit of a vindictive streak bc he knows what he’s Capable Of even when others underestimate him. has a very bright smile.

Beater: have u seen him. he’s a big boy even though he’s 5′8 and only an inch taller than lando norris he seems bigger than he is ok

Charles Leclerc:

Slytherin: this bitch. what a snake. hiss hiss.

Chaser: he wants what lewis hamilton has but chose the wrong position. still a star in his own right. pride and joy of his house, will be at the lead of every formation play unless told otherwise by his head of house, to which he will brood and complain ab but comply in the end bc he wants Team Success and loyalty to his Family. scores the most points on the team and people act like he carries even though he literally has a partner(s).

ok but fr my gut said charles is a slytherin (do i really need to explain why? very critical, doesn’t accept inferiority, somehow succeeds. just a feeling his brain seems to fit motorsport politics well), but i was seriously contemplating whether he’d be a gryffindor to max’s slytherin instead. but then i saw someone mention the whole lion schtick and i was like for all of max’s brattiness he is Gryffindor so sharl is snake. sorry don’t make the rules just follow them.

further edit: this was written before he started streaming (this is how old this draft is) and can u believe him he’s the epitome of the “not all slytherins r evil wenches” idea

Sebastian Vettel:

Ravenclaw: idk for all of Seb’s goofiness he just seems cerebral to me. Seems to know mildly irrelevant facts and is really quite smart however is hopeless in the modern age. Kind of that wise old(er he’s not that old) man knowledge. I’d trust him to give me all the life advice I need but also to write a 10 page essay on the nuances of the effect of emotion on verbal language (which we all know he is very experienced with).

Keeper: it’s the protective Dad Power.

Max Verstappen:

Gryffindor: WAS REALLY GONNA PUT HIM IN SLYTHERIN BC HE’S A NASTY LIL SHIT. TOTAL BRAT. GIVES FUCK ALL WHAT OTHERS SAY. BUT HE IS LION AND LION IS HE SO GRYFFINDOR IT IS. also just bc he needs to oppose sharl in every way possible it’s called Poetic Cinema. also his driving style is clearly the bravery and confidence to the point of recklessness that is prevalent among gryffindors.

Chaser: again, he must oppose Charles. so, not a seeker although he’s clearly singularly the most prized competitor. just like Charles, pride and joy of house, their star chaser. the comparisons never end. the competition never ends. the fighting never ends. one of the most interesting and dynamic performers to watch, is predictable in that he’s not predictable except that he will always be aggro to the max. will always be in trouble for getting rough bc that’s Not His Job but that’s just the gryffindor disregard for rules. master point scorer.

Alex Albon:

Gryffindor: was really a toss up btwn this and Hufflepuff but the ultimate deciding factor was the fact that I wanted all the British Boys to be seekers. he really just sticks it out as max’s teammate like a real one (nothing against max, everything against Helmet Merco) for the good of the team, still is sweet with max anyway. fitting that they’re in the same house too.

Seeker: he’s not the small boy that lando and lewis are but he is (thai/)British. very special boy (big ups on the promotion even tho it was Sad Times for Pear) deserves very special job. also he has a hot girlfriend (alex albon who i only know lily he’s boy toy) idk how that’s relevant but it seems fitting.

Carlos Sainz:

Ravenclaw: bc he’s a spaniard but is still better at english than Lando (i think everyone is tbh). Seems to be a quiet type of smart, sensible, but perhaps this is just the consequence of being compared to Lanno at all times LMAO (no hate all love bby Lannd). would be the type of ravenclaw to follow his friends on absolutely idiotic ventures but would step in to prevent near death or likely-legal-problem causing actions (and only then; otherwise it’s every man for themselves and everyone is free to make a fool of themselves and break some laws. carlos may dabble in such practices.)

Chaser: seems to be a go-getter, not going for points doesn’t even cross his mind. will always be the one driving up the pitch, the strategist of sorts bc he seems big(ger) brain (than lando lololol).

Edit: I wrote this part ab him long ago but this entire section of this post is now irrelevant and canceled.

Lando Norris:

Hufflepuff: you all know why. zero explanation needed. like, none.

also has a bit of an aggressive streak which tends to catch ppl off guard. is not afraid to confront u (hello pageNO) and at times defies the hufflepuff stereotype of being perpetually happy go-lucky (he has his bad days!). but when with His True Crew he is absolutely a hufflepuff ball of energy.

Seeker: small and speedy. energetic to the max. small. quirky and different from the rest, so he gets the special job. small. everyone would kill to protect him. small.

Daniel Ricciardo:

Gryffindor: AW I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE THAT I PUT HIM AND MAX TOGETHER. LOOK I EVEN MADE THEM BOTH CHASERS. AH HOW BIGBRAIN MY MIND IS. everything ab dan is gold. golden skin, the colors in redbull and renault, his smile, just the vibes. he’s just got the enthusiasm and charisma and this intensity of a gryffindor. super aggressive, his late breaking (from his rbr at least) is legendary and maddening with how he pulls it off. is almost a hufflepuff but the gut said no.

Chaser: is Max’s teammate. so yeah. was obviously the star until younger max came to the show. a bit lost in limbo bc of it but they still work well together.

literally want to make him a hufflepuff so. bad. but i couldn’t split up maxiel. also his vibe is just different from other ‘puffs like stroll so.

Esteban Ocon:

Slytherin: ask max.

Chaser: being characterized off of their relationship with max seems to be a theme here. will go head to head with max w/ absolutely zero shits given. talented, but the rivalry with max is entirely secondary to charles imho. still yet to show his full potential but is still quietly a thorn in max’s side. many are interested to see what he is able to do in the immediate future.

Pierre Gasly:

Hufflepuff: GUYS HE WANTS TO OWN A PANDA

Chaser: constantly trying to prove himself and score big boy points. had a stint as seeker until lando came along. did not do as well as ppl had hoped, returned to chaser and proceeded to crush it from there. praticed a lot with charles as children (the friendship dynamic w/ their houses was definitely unforseen but is amazing).

Daniil Kvyat:

Hufflepuff: really wanted to make him a slytherin but the quidditch positions didn’t work out. firmly believe this works though. more of the rough and tumble type, definitely the kind that will sock u in the nose if u write off hufflepuffs as a joke. could honestly probably be a gryffindor too with how unapologetically aggressive he can be in the name of His Beliefs. gives me big dumb himbo vibes now that i think ab it tbh which is mostly the justification here. also he has a child omg.

Chaser: but the one that’s always headbutting bludgers out of the air (torpedo bitches). also had a stint as seeker before but it Was Not His Thing. he’d much rather be chasing and throwing things than seeking things. also he’s pierre’s mate :,) would’ve been a beater but romain and valtteri will not be anything else so daniil took the boot whoops.

Sergio Perez:

Slytherin: it’s just the vibe. knows his weaknesses and is able to make up for it with his confidence and talent in his strengths. very ambitious, plays the right cards at the right times to get the right results. something ab him puts me on edge, but like in a good way; i feel like there’s always a trump card up his sleeve, like when he gets to q3 out of fucking nowhere in a racing point.

Keeper: he gives me the same vibes as seb idk what it is. very dependable, backbone of his team.

Lance Stroll:

Hufflepuff: guys have u seen the guy. he’s just here to have a good time. may seem a bit airheaded at times but he means well 99% of the time. untapped potential. seems like a no thoughts head empty canadian hockey boy (and every one of these types is a hufflepuff don’t fight it); may or may not be the only accurate description of him.

Chaser: he’s just trying his best out here. i

KEEPER?: SO I DID A QUICK GOOGLE AND HE USED TO BE A HOCKEY

GOALIE?????

so scratch my initial thoughts (tbh i didn’t really know where to put him and i originally had romain as keeper but that’s an issue to fix later on now) BECAUSE LANCE STROLL IS A keeper GOALIE AND NO ONE CAN REFUTE THIS. ABSOLUTELY NO HUMAN OF THIS EARTH. WHAT GLORIOUS INFORMATION TO STUMBLE ACROSS.

Kimi Raikkonen:

Slytherin: guys i really don’t have an in depth analysis of this but i don’t think iceman needs one.

Beater: see above^. y’all must get the vibe.

tbh could also be a keeper tho similar energies to seb and checo, but honestly his no fucks given attitude is ultimately what swayed me

Antonio Giovinazzi:

Gryffindor: he just has that majestic quality (that could also fit a slytherin but i only see red when i see antonio). look at that lion’s mane. also he’s one of kimi’s to paddock friends? seems fitting that he’s a gryffindor to kimi’s slytherin.

Chaser: plays second fiddle to the duo that is max and daniel, often regulated to vibing on the side. but he’s there and he’s important and he has potential (i’ve been seeing ppl talking ab a ferrari move and i’m positively shaken). [edit: again, this post is old.]

im sorry its glaringly obvious idk much about him asdfjasldkd

Kevin Magnussen:

Slytherin: guys lots of these are just self explanatory sorry if i seem like im taking the cheap way out but it’s fact. brundle and crofty call him a great white shark for crying out loud.

Beater: unapologetically chaotic. lurking around the edges making people feel hunted. spends more time playing baseball in the middle of the matches than quidditch and sometimes it backfires but it’s good fun and it sometimes works.

Romain Grosjean:

Hufflepuff: y’all he’s such dad energy and he likes to cook. gets written off a lot but he actually cares (he’s a part of the grand prix drivers assoc.!). he seems so wholesome and he spends time with his kids and their school work when he can do u feel those water drops yeah those r my tears.

Beater: i really wanted to make him a slytherin beater to make him teammates with k-mag but he’s just. not a slytherin. but i kept the beater part. spends the majority of the hufflepuff v. slytherin matches sending bludgers kevin’s way even when he doesn’t mean to. it’s always reciprocated.

George Russell:

Ravenclaw: I’VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN THIS KID. is so marvelously well spoken and he just has such a simple yet effective way with words. he knows what’s reasonable to expect but never fails to expect the most that he can given his circumstances. again, mentioned this before but a lot of it is his accent. the glottal stop is a historically stereotypically rural (i.e. “uneducated”) thing but I’m American and I Don’t Listen to the Rules, so the accent just makes him seem so sophisticated to me especially when he’s saying things like “horriiiiiiiific” and presenting his hefty powerpoints.

Seeker: my British Boys Are Seekers headcanon continues. definitely a Golden Boy of the team kind of guy (hello tragic dumpsterfire that is williams :/ ).

Nicholas Latifi:

Hufflepuff: same boat as lance. his twitch streams are so wholesome he’s just chilling man. twitter made me write him off as daft and unnecessary at first but like fuck twitter i’m all here for ninky latvia now.

Chaser: lowkey gives me keeper vibes as well? the sensible, level-headedness. but obvs that’s lance so chaser it is. still the level-headedness that helps him hold down the fort btwn pierre and daniil who can tend to get a bit imaginative, and also the energies of them + lando.

5/19/20: so it’s quite clear to me that i grew tired of brain functions the more time i took on this and the later ones are a bit lacking and for that i’m very sorry. that being said i’m still happy to see this finished bc the idea was VERY exciting for me.

[hotboiessek]

Redbull actually does have a 0.01% chance of making you sprout wings but just one like in final fantasy 7 /j (sorry I am going to stop with the puns eventually)

The main thing about divinity in my campaign is that i wanted to create something as familiar and easy to follow for my players as the greek pantheon, but allowing space for non-white coded cultures to be represented in a coherent and fair way. None of them have a specific canonical race and a lot of them are straight up not anthropomorphic. It's also funny to have a lot of gods bc then the feuds between them become their own soap opera (they're constantly at war and trying to pull an iliad on the material plane), and also different cultures will consider some of them gods and not others, and that's a great place to start worldbuilding (for example there's a highly capitalistic reign that politically doesn't see the deity of revolution and rebels as a deity but actually as a malicious archfey, but then there's a whole archipelago of people who worship them as the main god, and so on). Every god has a planet or moon assigned to them so they represent zodiac signs as well, and the tarot deck is based around that whole thing, with almost every major arcana (like the fool or the stars) being represented by two gods.

Sorry this got way too long lol

oh wow that’s really neat and well thought out! your world sounds so interesting and fun to play in/interact with! 

i haven’t put much thought into divinity in my world because none of my players are religious and it’s not a serious campaign setting since they are all shitty teens and the worst version of whatever class they are

[gebrochener-adler]

𝐎𝐋𝐘𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒

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TAGGED BY: Well I nabbed it from @toulousc​ TAGGING: @damnprussia​, @flosiovis​ and @hadzyuka​ bc I am curious

APHRODITE.   laughter-loving,   sweet  smiles,   dressed  in  silk  and  satin,   flower  in  their  hair,   sees  the  world  as  a  runway,   unapologetically  sexual,   the  sea washing  their  ankles,   in  love  with  love,   stirrer  of  passion,   cunning  concealed  by  painted  lips,     secret  daggers,   doves,   revolution  in  their  kiss,   delighting  in  the  waves,   flirtatious  winks,   strolling  along  the  beach,   staring  wistfully  from  a  balcony,   this  is  how  to  be  a  heartbreaker,   wants  to  be  adored,   gets  turned  on  by  danger. 

APOLLO.    glitz  and  glamour,   art  galleries,   turning  the  volume  up,   being  made  of  gold,   neatly-organized  music  sheets,   notebooks  filled  with  poetry,   bathing  in  the  sunlight,   the  powerful  urge  to  create,   collecting  vinyl  records,   beautiful  cover  of  Wonderwall,   playing  multiple  instruments,   tasting  like  sunshine,   healing  touch,     speaking  in  prophecies, smile  mingled  with  wrath,   shunning  lies,   sporting  shades,     hanging  out  at  music  festivals  with  their  friends,   sleeps naked,   arrow  to  the  heart,     paint  brushes,   probably  has  a  Tinder  account. 

ARES.   armed  for  battle,   wants  to  raise  a  dog  with  their  significant  other,   soft spot  for  children,   gives  piggyback  rides,   scarred  body,   blood  on  their  hands and  face,   willing  to  fight  the  world  for  the  ones  they  love,   fights  against injustice,   warm  hugs,   well-worn  combat  boots,   boxing gloves,   bandages  wrapped around  bruised  knuckles,   fist  raised  in  protest,   ignites revolutions,   fear  is  a  prison,   more  sensitive  than  what  their  tough  shell  would  have  you  think,   exhausted,   damaged  goods,   force  to  be  reckoned  with,   red  roses,   curses  under  their  breath. 

ARTEMIS.   keen  sense  of  a  hunter,   freckles  like  constellations  on  their  skin (on his back),   piercing  eyes,   disheveled  braid,   moonlight  peeking  through  the  shadows,   the  calm  of  the  forest  at  night,   lying  on  the  grass  and  staring  at  the  stars,   mother  doe  and  her  fawn,   protecting  their  kin,   the  moon  shimmering  on  a  still  lake,   quiver  full  of  arrows  resting against  the  bark  of  a  tree,   running  with  wolves,   bonding while  circled  around  a  campfire,   not  being  much  of  a people  person,   arrow  hitting  a  target,   popping  egos,   patience  on  3%,   touches  heaven  and  returns  howling. 

ATHENA.   discerning  gaze,   unreadable  face,   quiet  museums,   owl  perched  on  their  finger,   armor  that  intimidates,   eye  for  architecture,   plays  the  sims  for  the  sole  purpose  of  building   houses,   studied  the  blade  while  everyone  else  was  busy,   big  fan  of  logic,   loves  brain  teasers,   ancient  buildings,   sweaters  in  neutrals  and  cool  colors,   hair  done  up,   can  kill  you  with  their  brain,   heads  to  the  library  often  to  research,   sharpened  pencils,   abs  that  can  cut  steel,   stoic  statues,   pottery classes. 

DEMETER.   soil-covered  hands,   smile  that  can  bloom  flowers,   skin  loved  by  the  sun,   being  the  mom-friend,   can  lift  you  and  your  friends,   flowers  kept  in  the  pockets  of  overalls,   takes  pride  in  their  beautiful  garden,   speaks  to  their  plants,   leaves  rustling  in  the  wind,     stalks  of  wheat,     picking  fruit,     greenhouses,    heart  as  strong  as  a  mountain,   values  simplicity,  daisies  dotted  across  a  collarbone,   curls  crowned  with flowers,   folded  pile  of  sweaters  in  warm  hues,   pulling  out  fresh-baked  bread  out  of  the  oven  and  the  smell  wafting  through  the  air.

DIONYSUS.   drunk  shitposter,   on  their  sixth  glass  of  wine  before  you’ve  even  finished  your  second,   seductive  smirks,   untamed curls,   rich  fabrics  on  dark  skin,     sleek-furred  panthers,   theater  masks,   stage  productions,   receiving  a  standing  ovation,   rose  caught  between  their teeth,   being  the  baby  of  the  bunch,   wild  parties  that last  from  sundown  to  sunup,   creeping  vines,   inspiring  loyalty,   grand  opera  houses,  masquerade  balls,   rolls  of  film,   shattered  chandeliers  with  broken glass  scattered  across  the  wine-spilled  floor,   pouring  champagne  into  flutes,   lives  for  the   applause. 

HEPHAESTUS.   the  calloused  hands  of  someone  who  knows  labor,   sweaty brow,   flame  burning  in  their  eyes,   inventive  mind,   broad  shoulders,   steampunk  goggles,   nuts  and  bolts  stored away  in  little  boxes,   ashes,   striking  a  match,   blueprints  for  future  projects,   fixing  up  a  busted  up  car and  giving  it  cool  upgrades,   wrestles  with  bitterness,   work  boots  have  seen  better  years,   wrinkled  plaid  shirts,   iron  melted  in  blazing  fire,   huge  jackets,   crafting masterpieces,   greased-stained  overalls,   fascination  with robotics,   pain  is  fuel,   stack  of  weaponry,   even  their muscles  have  muscles.

HERA.   resting  bitch  face (more pout rly),   dressed  to  the  nines,   cows  grazing  on  a  pasture,   cool  rain,   loving  and  hating fiercely,   hand  clutching  a  string  of  pearls,   large chandelier  with  glittering  crystals,   plays  the  sims  for  the sole  purpose  of  killing  off  their  sims,   romance  to  realism,   pictures  of  the  sky  while  flying  on  a  plane,   downs  glasses  of  wine  as  they  relax  with  a  scented  bubble  bath  and  netflix,   like  their  selfie  or  you’re  grounded,   knows  57  convenient  ways to  murder  a  man,   dark  eyes  that  penetrate  your  soul,   marble  and  gold.

HERMES.   devil-may-care  smile,   always  up-to-date  on  the  latest  technology,   will  steal  your french  fries,   does  it  for  the vine,   shitposter,   puts googly  eyes  on  everything,   meme  hoarder,   long  drives  on the  highway,   ma  and  pop  diners,   spontaneous  road  trips,   folded  maps,   fingers  dancing  across  the  keyboard  of  a laptop,   shooting  hoops  on  the  basketball  court,   chatting up  strangers  as  you  all  journey  to  your  own  destinations,   goes  jogging  in  the  morning,   mixes  redbull  with  coffee,   menace  on  april fool’s,   hoodies  and  sneakers.    

POSEIDON.   storm  with  skin,   colorful  coral  reefs,   waves  crashing against  the  shore,   stroking  the  soft  fur  of  a  cat,   their  heart  pounding  as  their  horse’s  gentle  trot  speeds  into a  gallop,   tousled  locks,   clothes  smeared  with paint,   owns  several  sketchbooks  yet  always  yearns  to  own more,   leather  jackets, fondness  for  diy  projects,   handwriting  that  flows  across  the  page,   nimble  fingers  playing  the  strings  of  a  violin,   velvety singing  voice  that  haunts  your  dreams,   mood  as  ever-changing  as  the  sea,   the  roar  of  a  motorcycle,   compass  with  a spinning arrow.

ZEUS.   thunder  in  their  heart,   running  on  coffee,   flash  of  lightning,   natural charisma,   eloquence,   badass  in  a  nice  suit,   aficionado  of  history,   force of nature,   lenny  face,   nightmare-filled  nights,   proud  arm  around  their  lover’s  waist,   high-rise  buildings,   planes  soaring  through  a  cloudless  sky,   technician  on  the piano,   maintains  order,   strong  handshake,   juggling  multiple events  on  their  busy  schedule  with  ease,   expensive watch. I guess results speaking, he got Zeus the most pft.//

[hyrulecast]

greek god aesthetic

aphrodite

laughter-loving. sweet smiles. dressed in silk and satin. flower in their hair. sees the world as a runway. unapologetically sexual. the sea washing their ankles. in love with love. stirrer of passion. cunning concealed by painted lips. secret daggers. doves. revolution in their kiss. delighting in the waves. flirtatious winks. strolling along the beach. staring wistfully from a balcony. this is how to be a heartbreaker. wants to be adored. gets turned on by danger.

apollo

glitz and glamour. art galleries. turning the volume up. being made of gold. neatly organized music sheets. notebooks filled with poetry. bathing in the sunlight. the powerful urge to create. collecting vinyl records. beautiful cover of wonderwall. playing multiple instruments. tasting like sunshine. healing touch. speaking in prophecies. smile mingled with wrath. shunning lies. sporting shades. hanging out at music festivals with their friends. sleeps naked. arrow to the heart. paintbrushes. probably has a tinder account.

ares

armed for battle. wants to raise a dog with their significant other. soft spot for children. gives piggyback rides. scarred body. blood on their hands and face. willing to fight the world for the ones they love. fights against injustice. warm hugs. well worn combat boots. boxing gloves. bandages wrapped around bruised knuckles. fist raised in protest. ignites revolutions. fear is a prison. more sensitive than what their tough shell would have you think. exhausted. damaged goods. force to be reckoned with. red roses. curses under their breath.

athena

discerning gaze. unreadable face. quiet museums. owl perched on their finger. armor that intimidates. eye for architecture. plays the sims for the sole purpose of building houses. studied the blade while everyone else was busy getting laid. big fan of logic. loves brain teasers. ancient buildings. sweaters in neutrals and cool colours. hair done up. can kill you with their brain. heads to the library often to research. sharpened pencils. abs that can cut steel. stoic statues. pottery classes.

demeter

soil-covered hands. smile that can bloom flowers. skin loved by the sun. being the mom friend. can lift you and your friends. flowers kept in the pockets of overalls. takes pride in their beautiful garden. speaks to their plants. leaves rustling in the wind. stalks of wheat. picking fruit. greenhouses. heart as strong as a mountain. values simplicity. daisies dotted across a collarbone. curls crowned with flowers. folded pile of sweaters in warm hues. pulling fresh-baked bread out of the oven and the smell wafting through the air.

artemis

keen sense of a hunter. freckles like constellations on their skin. piercing eyes. disheveled braid. moonlight peeking through the shadows. the calm of the forest at night. lying on the grass and staring at the stars. mother doe and her fawn. protecting their kin. the moon shimmering on a still lake. quiver full of arrows resting against the bark of a tree. running with wolves. bonding while circled around a campfire. not being much of a people person. arrow hitting a target. popping egos. patience on 3%. touches heaven and returns howling.

hephaestus

the calloused hands of someone who knows labor. sweaty brow. flame burning in their eyes. inventive mind. broad shoulders. steampunk goggles. nuts and bolts stored away in little boxes. ashes. striking a match. blueprints for future projects. fixing up a busted-up car and giving it cool upgrades. wrestles with bitterness. work boots have seen better years. wrinkled plaid shirts. iron melted in blazing fire. huge jackets. crafting masterpieces. greased stained overalls. fascination with robotics. pain is fuel. stack of weaponry. even their muscles have muscles.

hera

resting bitch face. dressed to the nines. cows grazing on a pasture. cool rain. loving and hating fiercely. hand clutching a string of pearls. large chandelier with glittering crystals. plays the sims for the sole purpose of killing off their sims. romance to realism. pictures of the sky while flying on a plane. files that under fuck it. downs glasses of wine as they relax with a scented bubble bath and netflix. like their selfie or you’re grounded. knows 57 convenient ways to murder a man. dark eyes that penetrate your soul. marble and gold.

dionysus

drunk shitposter. on their sixth glass of wine before you’ve even finished your second. seductive smirks. untamed curls. rich fabrics on dark skin. sleek furred panthers. theatre masks. stage productions. receiving a standing ovation. rose caught between their teeth. being the baby of the bunch. wild parties that last from sundown to sunup. creeping vines. inspiring loyalty. grand opera houses. masquerade balls. rolls of film. shattered chandeliers with broken glass scattered across the wine spilled floor. pouring champagne into flutes. lives for the applause.

hermes

devil-may-care smile. always up-to-date on the latest technology. will steal your french fries. does it for the vine. shitposter. puts googly eyes on everything. meme hoarder. long drives on the highway. ma and pop diners. spontaneous road trips. folded maps. fingers dancing across the keyboard of a laptop. shooting hoops on the basketball court. chatting up strangers as you all journey to your own destinations. goes jogging in the morning. mixes redbull with coffee. menace on april fool’s. hoodies and sneakers.

hades

walking home alone in the early morning. back alleys. drinking alone in a graveyard. crippling loneliness hidden by sarcasm and cynicism. crows picking a carcass. untended dead flowers. the black sheep of the family. black coffee. money can’t buy you happiness. murder mystery dinner parties. blood on your shirt collar. dust illuminated by sunlight. classical music. dogs are better than people. a quiet wrath. shady business deals. taking what you are owed. paint it black. seasonal affective disorder. popping the suit collar. grey rain on a cityscape.

poseidon

storm with skin. colorful coral reefs. waves crashing against the shore. stroking the soft fur of a cat. their heart pounding as their horse’s gentle trot speeds into a gallop. tousled locks. clothes smeared with paint. owns several sketchbooks yet always yearns to own more. leather jackets. fondness for diy projects. handwriting that flows across the page. nimble fingers playing the strings of a violin. velvety singing voice that haunts your dreams. mood as ever-changing as the sea. the roar of a motorcycle. compass with a spinning arrow.

zeus

thunder in their heart. running on coffee. flash of lightning. unnatural charisma. eloquence. badass in a nice suit. aficionado of history. force of nature. lennyface. nightmare-filled nights. proud arm around their lover’s waist. high - rise buildings. planes soaring through a cloudless sky. technician on the piano. maintains order. strong handshake. juggling multiple events on their busy schedule with ease. expensive watch.

tagged by:  @championfought​ (thank u!!) tagging: uhh @campkeeper​, @intothewildsea​, @thoseofonen​, @nofliight​, aaaand anyone who likes to nerd out with Greek stuff bc who wouldn’t tbh

[undomael]

𝗢𝗟𝗬𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗔𝗘𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗦 ,

tagged by: @tsarevitch​ , @pilgrimmed​ , @westcalled​ , @woodlandborn​ tagging:  the whole dash bc four of you tagged me and i felt i must give the people what they want 

aphrodite: laughter-loving, sweet smiles, dressed in silk and satin, flower in their hair, sees the world as a runway, unapologetically sexual, the sea washing their ankles, in love with love, stirrer of passion, cunning concealed by painted lips, secret daggers, doves, revolution in their kiss, delighting in the waves, flirtatious winks, strolling along the beach, staring wistfully from a balcony, this is how to be a heartbreaker, wants to be adored, gets turned on by danger.

apollo:  glitz and glamour, art galleries, turning the volume up, being made of gold, neatly-organized music sheets, notebooks filled with poetry, bathing in the sunlight, the powerful urge to create, collecting vinyl records, beautiful cover of wonderwall, playing multiple instruments, tasting like sunshine, healing touch, speaking in prophecies, smile mingled with wrath, shunning lies, sporting shades, hanging out at music festivals with their friends, sleeps naked, arrow to the heart, paint brushes, probably has a tinder account.

ares:  armed for battle, wants to raise a dog with their significant other, soft spot for children, gives piggyback rides, scarred body, blood on their hands and face, willing to fight the world for the ones they love, fights against injustice, warm hugs, well-worn combat boots, boxing gloves, bandages wrapped around bruised knuckles, fist raised in protest, ignites revolutions, fear is a prison, more sensitive than what their tough shell would have you think, exhausted, damaged goods, force to be reckoned with, red roses, curses under their breath.

artemis:  keen sense of a hunter, freckles like constellations on their skin, piercing eyes, disheveled braid, moonlight peeking through the shadows, the calm of the forest at night, lying on the grass and staring at the stars, mother doe and her fawn, protecting their kin, the moon shimmering on a still lake, quiver full of arrows resting against the bark of a tree, running with wolves, bonding while circled around a campfire, not being much of a people person, arrow hitting a target, popping egos, patience on 3%, touches heaven and returns howling.

athena:  discerning gaze, unreadable face, quiet museums, owl perched on their finger, armor that intimidates, eye for architecture, plays the sims for the sole purpose of building houses, studied the blade while everyone else was busy getting laid, big fan of logic, loves brain teasers, ancient buildings, sweaters in neutrals and cool colors, hair done up, can kill you with their brain, heads to the library often to research, sharpened pencils, abs that can cut steel, stoic statues, pottery classes.

demeter:  soil-covered hands, smile that can bloom flowers, skin loved by the sun, being the mom-friend, can lift you and your friends, flowers kept in the pockets of overalls, takes pride in their beautiful garden, speaks to their plants, leaves rustling in the wind, stalks of wheat, picking fruit, greenhouses, heart as strong as a mountain, values simplicity, daisies dotted across a collarbone, curls crowned with flowers, folded pile of sweaters in warm hues, pulling out fresh-baked bread out of the oven and the smell wafting through the air.

dionysus:  drunk shitposter, on their sixth glass of wine before you’ve even finished your second, seductive smirks, untamed curls, rich fabrics on dark skin, sleek-furred panthers, theater masks, stage productions, receiving a standing ovation, rose caught between their teeth, being the baby of the bunch, wild parties that last from sundown to sunup, creeping vines, inspiring loyalty, grand opera houses, masquerade balls, rolls of film, shattered chandeliers with broken glass scattered across the wine-spilled floor, pouring champagne into flutes, lives for the applause.

hephaestus:  the calloused hands of someone who knows labor, sweaty brow, flame burning in their eyes, inventive mind, broad shoulders, steampunk goggles, nuts and bolts stored away in little boxes, ashes, striking a match, blueprints for future projects, fixing up a busted up car and giving it cool upgrades, wrestles with bitterness, work boots have seen better years, wrinkled plaid shirts, iron melted in blazing fire, huge jackets, crafting masterpieces, greased-stained overalls, fascination with robotics, pain is fuel, stack of weaponry, even their muscles have muscles.

hera: resting bitch face, dressed to the nines, cows grazing on a pasture, cool rain, loving and hating fiercely, hand clutching a string of pearls, large chandelier with glittering crystals, plays the sims for the sole purpose of killing off their sims, romance to realism, pictures of the sky while flying on a plane, files that under fuck it, downs glasses of wine as they relax with a scented bubble bath and netflix, like their selfie or you’re grounded, knows 57 convenient ways to murder a man, dark eyes that penetrate your soul, marble and gold.

hermes: devil-may-care smile, always up-to-date on the latest technology, will steal your french fries, does it for the vine, shitposter, puts googly eyes on everything, meme hoarder, long drives on the highway, ma and pop diners, spontaneous road trips, folded maps, fingers dancing across the keyboard of a laptop, shooting hoops on the basketball court, chatting up strangers as you all journey to your own destinations, goes jogging in the morning, mixes redbull with coffee, menace on april fool’s, hoodies and sneakers.

poseidon:  storm with skin, colorful coral reefs, waves crashing against the shore, stroking the soft fur of a cat, their heart pounding as their horse’s gentle trot speeds into a gallop, tousled locks, clothes smeared with paint, owns several sketchbooks yet always yearns to own more, leather jackets, fondness for diy projects, handwriting that flows across the page, nimble fingers playing the strings of a violin, velvety singing voice that haunts your dreams, mood as ever-changing as the sea, the roar of a motorcycle, compass with a spinning arrow.

zeus: thunder in their heart, running on coffee, flash of lightning, natural charisma, eloquence, badass in a nice suit, aficionado of history, force of nature, lenny face, nightmare-filled nights, proud arm around their lover’s waist, high-rise buildings, planes soaring through a cloudless sky, technician on the piano, maintains order, strong handshake, juggling multiple events on their busy schedule with ease, expensive watch.

[tunnelsystem]

how was your new years king

it was fun! i drank champagne with my bf and his family, and we had cake bc jan 1 is his oldest brother's birthday! also his mom found out we have the same birthday :3 i was also threatened with knives by all siblings after burping, "for my own good" because his mother hates burping and i forgot :,3 and then we went to bother his middle brother at his job and brought him food beer and redbull. i hope your drunkenness past night also means you had a good time!

oh also the oldest brother works concierge and met a porn star when she came in and like saved himself from his initial verification of her identity by apologizing and showing her around, and she gave him a bag of jello shots which he shared with us