#redacted ASMR

[mythallia]

aaron is a bald man. i’ve NEVER listened to one of his audios and thought “now there’s a man with hair”

[red-n-stuff]

Redacted Audio: THE DATING SIM!

I dunno if I’ll ever get around to finishing this so I figured I may as well post what I have of it! All the characters and voices are redacted audio, All the backgrounds are by Tianara on itch.io and the music is the Wii party/ Wii play soundtrack, the rest of the art is by yours truly.

[nikfehu]

Just sitting here thinking about Darlin' and Sam spending Christmas together super early in the morning before the sun About Lovely and Vincent joining them because they're no longer apart of the Solaire House and don't want to spend it alone

About Darlin' trying (and failing) to sneak around Sam's house to cover the windows with blackout curtains that David got them so they can spend the whole day with them About the pack and their mates coming over halfway through the day and finding the vamps sitting and talking around a half dead fire place while Darlin' is asleep in Sam's lap and he's running his hand through their hair About Darlin' waking up to Asher and Milo and Vincent and Angel yelling at each other while they play Smash or Mario Kart or whatever and David and Babe and Sam are in the kitchen making dinner, because they'd been asleep all day About Sweetheart and Lovely dragging Darlin' into Sam's study with them to help them get gifts wrapped and let them wake up without decking Asher in their half asleep stupor About everyone crowding in Sam's living room, at some point a tree being put up and hastily decorated and Angel turning off ALL the lights so that the only light in the room is Christmas lights About Darlin' sitting against Sam's side and watching everyone open gifts and laugh and drink boozy eggnog that Sweetheart made at some point and finding themself smile when they finally realize that they've found a family to spend holidays with and being able to be dumb and not have to be on the offensive About everyone stumbling out the door late that night, leaving Darlin' sitting in the living and Sam tidying up dishes and left over pieces of wrapping paper About Darlin' moving to lay their head under the tree that's still set up, staring up at the lights, and Sam joining them soon after About Darlin' worming their way into his side before mumbling a 'thank you' that never gets explained, and Sam just humming and holding them close before slipping a necklace on them with a black ring with his and their initials on it, and Darlin' feels a tear fall as they hold each other tighter, the Christmas lights reflecting off the ring and keeping them company as they fall asleep against each other

[soap-is-an-artist]

so i went crazy and did this in about 4 hours. got possessed by the spirit of southern vampire man Samuel Collins and decided my life could not continue unless i drew him That Instant. so here yall go

[i0099]

my shaw pack listeners in the sims cause why not

(in order)

angel – babe – sweetheart – darlin’

[no-see-um-incorrect]

TW Mentions of childhood abuse and scars 

HeadCanon a la cowboy

Sam has deep slash scars on his back from the abuse he endured as a child

Sometimes Darlin tends to think that they’re some form of defeated superhuman in that

They blame themselves for the pain caused by others, even though they had no feasible way of preventing it EDIT: or would have been alive to prevent

Imagine Sam is sitting on the edge of the bed doing something on his phone or whatever

Shirtless (this is important)

And Darlin puts their hands gently on his back and he can feel their magic

He knows what they’re trying to do

Sam: you can’t heal something that’s already been healed, Darlin.

Darlin barely above a whisper: I know, but please let me try

Sam turns around resting crisscross on the bed in front of them

Sam: Darlin. you already healed those wounds…sure the scars may never disappear, but I don’t feel the pain anymore..not since I met you

[deezbignutz]

Guy sketch? 🤨

Guy sketch. 😌

C=====8

[themeridian]

Redacted Headcannons!!

as my holiday gift to all

•Gavin always wears sunglasses, no matter the season-if it’s anywhere close to sunny he’s wearing them

^He claims it’s because its cunt and don’t get me wrong it is but his eyes are sensitive to the sun

•Gavin is genderfluid

•Gavin was absolutely heartbroken when burlesque was removed from netflix

•dear has really healthy hair and is horrified by how dead freelancers is

^they bleach and dye it different colors like every other week

•when they were at the 7-11 and met gavin for the first time, freelancer was wearing minecraft creeper pj pants and an adventure time hoodie

•Freelancer and Huxley are very time blind

•damn crew have weekly hangouts watching movies or playing games every friday

•Cam has a charge with Alzheimer's and he doesn't memory modify them as they start to get more sick because they just dont remember either way but one day (they had lost their ability to talk by then) they looked at him like they remembered him and acted like they knew him

^he cried about it that night

•Angel is a trans ftm actor that will probably never go on T because of their job

^a binder is their best friend

^^Davey bugs them about binder safety all the time

•Angel has a southern accent but is really good at covering it up unless theyre drunk or sleepy

•Asher is not trans but makes those tiktoks being like "vote for their rights" and its like every single girl he ever met in a slideshow

•Asher has parasomnia

•Ash wants to be the "cool uncle" to aggro but aggro is not having it.

•one time vincent found Lovely crying a month or so after their turning and panicked and was all like "are you okay? what's wrong?" and they were literally having a mental breakdown over being bored

•Darlin has a crush on valentine from monster high

•after the pack watched smile 2 sweetheart smiled at milo like in the movie and everyone else was like "no theyre still in the bathroom??" for like 2 minutes just to mess with him

•marie handed out baby pictures of all the wolves to the mates and they were GUSHING over them

•baby milo with (surprisingly long) curls.

•on dears first christmas with the damn crew, they got everyone tickets to a music festival

•at said music festival, lasko did almost get heatstroke

[literallyangelshaw]

25 DAYS OF FLUFFMAS DAY 25!!! It's the last day I had so much fun writing these and I hope you liked this as much as I did!!

Day 25: Shaw Pack

They 100% do secret Santa

Someone got Christian a muzzle and they never figured out who did it BDDBJDBRVE

Angel gifted Arden hair dye bc neither of them let their hair rest

David got Asher a cookbook HDDHDBSVDVR

Baabe is the kind of friend to be so attentive in conversation that you don't need to write a wishlist for them bc they've already compiled a list of what they're buying their friends due to conversational mentions

Asher got Milo, David, Angel, Sweetheart, Baabe, Darlin' and Sam a set of T-Shirts with their smash bros mains on them WITH the names he used for them

Milo and Sweetheart were gifted SEVERAL clothing items for Aggro

Marie makes the most amazing pumpkin pie every year

Asher and Baabe were gifted a record player from Angel and David

Sam and Darlin are always late to these Christmas functions because they're well, jingling bells and decking halls if u will

When Sam and Darlin do get there though, they're gifted matching flannel pajamas

[stupd000]

and everyone pretends theres not secret (not secret) animosity between everybody

Yknow, it would have been so cute if Vincent, Porter, Sam and their partners had a little holiday party.

Sam complaining about the mistletoe that Vincent hung everywhere. (But not complaining when Darlin' drags him underneath one in passing)

Porter surprising everyone by making the best hot chocolate (something he perfected for Treasure, who had to taste test every creation until he found the perfect ratio.)

Everyone singing along as Vincent plays the piano. (Ya'll can pry musician Vincent outta my cold dead hands.)

Lovely and Vincent went all out decorating their house. They spent almost all of November looking up inspiration and collecting ideas on Pinterest.

Darlin' dragged everyone outside so they could have a best snowman contest which ended up becoming a snowball fight when Vincent and Porter ended up arguing about who won.

Fireside couple cuddles and reminiscing on past holidays as they warm up.

[p0pp3t]

porter solaire is it too late to start? got your heart in a headlock? i don’t believe any of it

[vind3miat0r]

christmas is today? whats next? the inversion anniversary? fuck this

[star-sheeps]

the asset

[unempowered-paradigm]

THIS!!!

personal headcanon that david is far sighted and angel is near sighted which is why angel prefers not to drive + angel holding their switch concerningly close to their face instead of just getting their glasses

David has reading glasses

he rarely wears them, at the start of the relationship with angel he practically refused to admit he needed them.

[local-melda]

WHY WAS NO ONE TALKING ABT THIS????

So the guy talked abt this character he yap about, right???? DOESN'T IT SOUNDS LIKE PORTER????

A Patron that give him power, Like porter following William order to eliminate their enemies

the characters have a twisted family tree Like Porter???? The house of Solaire??? HELLO???

IS THIS A FORESHADOWING?????

[imperium-sam]

You drink blood

Alcohol doesn't work on you

Alcohol made of blood

Alcohol made of blood with a little bit of demon blood in it

Tou drink blood alcohol

What would happen???

This feels like someone’s tryna make a business proposal to me.