#redacted ASMR

[mushroomerchant]

“Davey! Smile!”

“Huh?”

*click*

“Do ya like it?”

“I look good, if not a bit caught off guard… just don’t do anything to it.”

“Whaaaaat? Me? Never…”

What Angel actually posted:

[aggro-my-beloved]

i need erik to drop an election result comfort audio like yesterday

[elisacaleisa]

IF YOU USE THESE, PLEASE CREDIT!

I MADE THESE FANMADE STUDENT ID CARDS! Technically remade, but the old ones are ugly, so hey, these ones are way better and prettier!

EXAMPLES: FREELANCER, SEER, VAMPIRE, STEALTH

Rest of the cards are HERE!

Fonts: BASEBALL SOLID CLUB, SEMPLICITA, MONOSPACE

Spaces for pfp is empty/transparent.

ICONS CREDIT TO ERIK (REDACTED AUDIO), FANMADE ID CARDS BY ME

Edit note: CHAT I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT I MEANT THE YEAR AS SCHOOL YEAR, LIKE 1st, 2nd BUT YK WHAT? GO WILD

[achios]

😖🔫

oh ok lmao

@fishrat4372 @poedays @jamieeeeee33333

@puffin-smoke

tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

🇺🇲👍

Uh

@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs

[escapisttt]

a little late for this but idgaf. my university shut down for election day so have my thoughts on redacted couples costumes!!

milo and sweetheart: morticia and gomez addams DUHHHH AND THEY ACT LIKE IT. this or kermit the frog and miss piggy (you can choose who’s who but in my heart of hearts milo is miss piggy c’mon now)

david and angel: toji fushiguro and the fucking worm from jujutsu kaisen. david was convinced because of how simple the costume is for him; just slapped on his black muscle compression t-shirt and found some big ass pants and called it a night. meanwhile angel slathered their entire body + their tank top and shorts in purple paint and put on a bald cap. (david carries angel on his shoulders the entire night)

asher and baabe: cruella deville and ash just as a dalmation dog (baabe is dragging him around with a leash and he’s living his best life) this or mermaid man and barnacle boy.

sam and darlin’: octavious and jedidiah from night at the museum come ON. literally no question about it. if sam was more fun, darlin’ would have them go as clawdeen and draculara from monster high, but he will probably never cave.

group shaw pack costumes: the walking dead themed. sam is rick. david is negan. ash is glenn. milo is michonne. darlin’ is daryl. sweetheart is maggie. baabe is carol. angel is carl. and they’re not dressing based off of the characters’ relationships within the show or else things would be weird.

vincent and lovely: just any tim burton couple. jack skellington and sally? emily and victor from corpse bride? edward scissorhands and the girl whose name i forgot? it’s either that or walter white and jessie pinkman.

damien and huxley: deadpool and wolverine (again you can pick who’s who but i think it’s obvious)

gavin and freelancer: donkey and dragon from shrek. to be clear gavin is the dragon and he’s wearing a slutty pinkish-reddish dress with his tail on full display, a pair of fake wings, and a full face of makeup while freelancer is in a donkey onesie from walmart or something. oh and caelum dressed up as the gingerbread man.

lasko and dear: if you wanna go basic, milo thatch and kida from the animated atlantis movie. but that’s boring and lasko doesn’t just wanna be himself. so if you wanna be fun and accurate about it, they’d be gimli and legolas from lord of the rings. lasko is gimli. let him live out his d&d, fantasy-loving dreams.

porter and treasure: phantom of the opera and christine. masc treasure can dress up in a white suit or just anything fancy and white, doesn’t have to be a dress. i just need phantom!porter hnnngh. alternatively if they’re feeling a little goofier they’d go as marceline and princess bubblegum from adventure time.

anton and his lover: no one talks about them enough i will bring them up at any opportunity. that being said, wall-e and eve. anton is wall-e and his lover is eve and they hold a little plant together. i’m crying.

[indigo-greer-collins]

i understand that everyone’s probably being lighthearted/joking about wanting erik to save us, butttt i’m more concerned about his actual wellbeing after the results, rather than getting a comfort audio 😭😭

i hope i don’t sound like i’m getting on a moral high horse or upset with anyone else, i’m not /gen

but i’m sure it’s tough for him to just continue as normal and make content idk, maybe i’m overthinking it though

[darlin-collins]

to all those living in American rn, please stay safe,stay alive,be careful, don't disclose anything to strangers,if you're in the LGBTQ+ community, no you're not,if you know someone that is, no you don't, stay. alive. do it outta spite, outta hate, anything, just don't let them win, you're better in numbers, don't be the needed number for victory,flee if you can,get outta there of you can

get yourself a gun,a weapon, anything you can cause harm with, if it's your body his choice,then it's your weapon his life,you are more important than anything

[bazpire]

Baaabe's tuesday nights with Ash

Does anyone else love the idea of being experimented on. Like just tied down and blindfolded while your dom just tries everything on you to see what makes you tick more. After several different toys, different types of impact play, and all of the inspections they just can’t take it anymore. They use your hole. If you are lucky they let you cum but you get the sense that this experience isn’t about your pleasure. It’s about being a lab rat.

[andi-does-unknown]

sam “lay down you’ve thrown up 3 times” collins

vs

darlin “i’m not sick fuck off” collins

[somethin-human]

Escaping to Tumblr bc I’m an anxious trans American trying to escape the stresses of the election 🫡

Redacted fandom, give me your wholesome headcanons (doesn’t matter for who)

[galaxyg1204]

Porter: This my house! Entry please!

Porter: He is the prince, Vincent Solaire.

Portee: He is pain in my assholes.

Porter: I get taken in by William, he must get taken in by William.

Porter: I kill a vampire, he must kill a vampire.

Porter: I can go to an amusement park and have nothing bad happen to me.

Porter: He cannot afford.

Porter: Great success :D

[arrowfleur]

Darlin’ and David are SO ‘ I ask you how you’re doing and I let you lieeee’ coded

[capitalisticveins]

Lots of Headcanons #1

Due to recent events I'm writing lots of mini headcanons to liven the mood, starting with my very BESTEST FRIEND @cyc-chilla

Avior

Avior has a drawing tablet he uses whenever he gets stressed, which is a lot.

He specializes in backgrounds, landscapes, and designs/patterns.

He prefers digital art rather than traditional art since it’s more forgiving, but he still dabbles in watercolors a lot.

Avior doesn’t often eat human food since it’s not necessary but when Starlight speaks about their favorite foods, or cooks anything, he usually tries the food, whether it looks appetizing or not.

He played tic-tac-toe almost 100 times to entertain himself in “hell”, and he lost to himself more than half of that amount.

Sam

As a kid, Sam would usually hang out in the nearest park, away from home, and try bringing home critters from there. Whether it was a squirrel, bugs, rabbits, stray cats, didn’t matter. He liked picking them up and trying to take them home. It worked a few times but someone would always find the animal and toss it back out.

Sam was a cowboy for Halloween from the ages of 7-12, and he regrets telling Darlin’ about it every passing day.

He hasn’t bought a new iPhone since 2018.

The only holiday his family spent together was Christmas, and he missed it greatly when he moved to Dahlia. He didn’t celebrate with the House for a number of reasons, so the first one he spent with other people since moving was when he started dating Darlin’ and he felt emotional during the entire day.

Butter Pecan is not his favorite ice cream flavor, he just says it is to make people mad. He still likes it, though

He spent an entire summer when he was 11 selling lemonade and water in his local park to raise money to buy a SNES. He never did have enough to buy one but he had a shit ton of money for an 11 year old.

Him going to Six Flags in Cali was the first and only time he’s ever been to an amusement park.

Porter

When she was alive, Porter got his mother a bouquet of flowers every year for mothers day, with differing handwritten notes. Even after his presumed death, she’d get flowers sent to her home every mothers day, and to this day a bundle of flowers and notes are put on her grave.

He uses a flip phone when calling people he doesn’t like so he can hang up on them by slamming it shut.

He finger guns himself in the mirror

Porter cried when the Queen died

His love-language is gift-giving, so Treasure just has a bunch of real expensive jewelry in one of their drawers because Porter gives them so much of it.

Although he prefers physical touch, and Treasure always delivers it.

Porter wears eyeliner.

Caelum

Cannot color inside the lines of a coloring book

Caelum does not like feeling constricted, so whenever he’s on Elegy he makes his form wear flowy and loose clothes to give himself space

Whenever he drinks kool-aid he rushes to the nearest mirror to look at his tongue changing color

When using a coloring book, he usually draws with a single color crayon, no two colors unless he’s drawing it for his siblings, Freelancer, or Gavin.

He finds bunk beds adorable until it’s time for him to sleep on one

Caelum cannot sleep on a normal day. He can try, and he can pretend, but if he’s not doing it to help someone else, he can’t just “go to sleep”, he’s too excited for anything and everything.

Due to accelerated energy, Caelum (and most Empathy Daemons) flies faster and for longer than other demons.

He gave his physical form braces once, took them off almost immediately.

[magicalmagpie]

I like to think that when a member of the pack gets in trouble, it's expected for David to be mad. But when Angel is also mad, then they know they're in real deep shit

[brainrotcharacters]

The hands, lads. THE HANDS AND THE FINGERS AND THE ARMS

redactober day 28 SAMMM

samuel collins plays pool. ughhhhh he plays and he plays so well. plays with david at get-togethers and always wins. pisses david off a lil but he’s always super polite to sam so he doesn’t really show it. pool is one of the things sam is confident ab. ughhh him leaning over the pool table lining up his shot oh god.

[stupd000]

Erik plz only u can heal America in these trying times