#rechtrecht🍀

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“Vampire Batista haunts my nightmares” — rechtrecht 🍀

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They showed parts of the royal rumble on like mom gossip television today for some reason

Mom just turned to me like ‼️share the gossip child 💅

Sorry mom the wwe is too expensive rn, gotta wait for the tumblr horny play by play

LMAO TUMBLR HORNY PLAY BY PLAY. they give it to you straight everytime tho! mom gossip television… LIKE THOSE INTERVIEW TV SHOWS?

mom anon i still can’t believe this is you lowkey LOL

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We're talking first exposure to Wrestling? Mine was this picture of my sister. I asked Mom who the man on her shirt was and she said "Bretthart." (german = hard as a board). (My sister actually complained about that shirt saying that she wanted the Undertaker but Bret was the only one mom could get lol.) So i wondered like what a stupid name let's look this shizz up. Stumbled upon the Montreal Screwjob, saw Bret and Shawn and History was made.

awwww omg!!!!! also bretthart being an actual german word is so interesting hehe

damn! montreal screwjob was your sorta first impression. that's crazy! i gotta ask, who's "side" were you on lmao

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Happy Anniversary! 👏To more years of great discourse on here! ✨✨

THANK U BESTIE!!!! TO MORE DISCOURSE *raises glass*!!!

(i also read your fic. respectfully i may need more content AYE ES AYE PEE!!)

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its 2008 and vince wants to introduce the title of ugly the diva's championship but OH NO KAITOU AIR STOLE IT guess we need a proper title‼️‼️‼️

I LOVE HERRRR OMG OMG!! i would pop so hard when she stole that shit‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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Tumblr won't let me send you an image this is so cursed. It wont work in any way shape or dirn t_t

BOOOOO💔💔💔💔

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Next chapter is online. God my Cringe Sensors are ringing as i am reminded of what I was like back then

YIPPEEEEEE!!!

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Happy to see people share OCs upon my glamorous return :D. Our provider fucked up our internet again..UGH.

So here's another old OC - Kaitou Air! I based her on those anime magical thieves and planned her as this kinda annoying but beloved mid carder who steals the title belts, ring gear and maybe even other wrestlers (kidnapping???!!) She definitely is high flyer which is why she gets let go regularly as wwe can't write them lol

THIS IS SO GOOD OMG. i also really love love love her gimmick!! she just be taking everything😭😭😭 NOW GIVE ME A 4,000 WORD FANFIC ABOUT HER!!! STAT!!!!!

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I've decided you bless you with one old shitty FanFiction. It's not the ECDub one because that shit's bad. I'll upload the rest of it once my laptop works again. (@rechtrecht on ao3). Right now it's just my bad ancient prologue.

Now never ask me for anything even again as I'm already dying inside

OMFGG YESSS IM ABOUT TO GET TO READIN‼️‼️‼️‼️

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Waiting for both very patientLY👏

I definitely am patient and it's not like I'm slowly losing my sense of time i mean don't we all

U ARE SO REAL.

losing track of time? who loses track of time definitely not me, no. i don’t nope

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... Elsworth??????? WHAT. Y'ALL...... let's just forget that happened.

I just watched that episode of Pacific Blue that Shawn's stars in. Its an... Experience. Watch it, if you can. But it gave us this amazing Shawn(gif) .

scrub it from memory HEHEHE

ALSO YES! IVE SWWN THIS…NGL. HE DIDNT DO TOO BAD

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Honestly I'm also on Team AJ Lee she's so interesting!!

YES SHE ISSS!! im team aj lee too i love her…

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HORRIBLESKSJSJSIN

i got startled awake at like 3 am because i dozed off and somehow my audio from the wwe app randomly turned on (i think my headphones died??) AND ALL U CAN HEAR WAS fucking joey styles commentating ecw

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Ya know that i practised English with WWE? Back then, I had difficulty understanding spoken English. Old WWF Promos were an absolute nightmare but i slowly started improving myself, especially by kinda following the words???

But here's the kicker: i really liked Triple H, and you know how he speaks, right ? God-uh. Minutess. Weirdly emphasised words. Tonight ughh. Beginninghh of the endhhh. shawwwn michae-LLLsss

Yeahhh i kinda took that on. So imagine a class of 18 Years old german kids, all with bad accents ( I think -> I sink) but me adding those stupid Triple H inflections. And the worst part? I can't get rid of them. My normal accent has gotten less bad but that stays the same. IMAGINE US READING SHAKESPEARE LOUDLY BUT I'M READING IT LIKE HUNTER HEARST HELMSLEY HIMSELF.

They originally wanted me to tutor other kids (PAID!!!) but triple nose ruined that because that isn't proper British English.

LMAOO THAT REMINDS ME OF WHEN THE ROCK MOCKED HIM. “tonight-uhhhhhh….I AM THE GAME-UHHH…”

TRIPLE H INFECTED UR SPEECH HELLPP NOOO. what have you done. 😭

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Imagine him smelling of sugar cake or something;;;;

bro just answers “oh that’s my juul”, LOLLLL

he really would though at least it’s not the smell of cigarettes or weed (i hate them smells omg)

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Last spam Post before I'm going to sleep:

Saw a video of the Sandman at some convention and one of the commentator says: "We have to be glad that the Sandman doesn't arrive vaping, in this time and age" and i don't know how to process that image??

it’s all good! hope u have a Goodnight bestie!

LMAOO can u imagine sandman vaping. you think he’s no longer using cigarettes but he’s got THE VAAAPE. THE JUUL EVEN