#recently it came to my attention that most people DONT dream of contorting and transforming into hideous monstrosities??

[preggomancer]

I intend this in a 100% not pushy or weird way but...

monstersona when?

I WAS SAVING THIS for when the answer would be “now” but I do NOT have time/brain for that currently so the answer is: EVENTUALLY. for now please imagine something long-limbed and crawling and spiny with far too many hands and teeth and a neck to stretch around dark corners. no no more hideous. now make it even longer. yeah that’s it