#reanna lhs

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Reanna and Adelaide wedding photo

Commission by @mosaixe

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Gay test but make it the founding of anti-entropy.

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Lukas: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.

Reanna: Being a fish.

Lukas: Well, shit.

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Rando: do you have some thing to say for yourself?

Reanna: Yeah motherfucker I just said it

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Reanna: How do you guys cope with mortality?

Vic: Violent outbursts.

Lukas: General sluttiness.

Adelaide: Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!

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Vic: What's your plan if I don’t help you?

Reanna: Then I’ll just have to cry until you do.

Vic: That's... surprisingly effective.

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Lukas age 8: If you have 10 cookies, and I ask for 5, how many will you have left?

Reanna age 4: 0

Lukas: No-

Reanna: I'd give them all to you because I love you

Lukas: ok 🥹

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Adelaide: if a beautiful woman disagrees with me then I will change my views. I have no morals

Reanna: Maybe you should have morals

Adelaide: You're right maybe I should

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Lukas: Look, I don't want Reanna to die. You don't want Reanna to die. Let's work together to make sure Reanna doesn't die.

Vic: Fantastic plan, but have you ever fucking met Reanna?

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Adelaide: You're the most jealous pirate I know

Reanna: You know other pirates??

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Adelaide, paranoid: Are you trying to seduce me?

Reanna, clueless: Why, are you seducible?

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Lukas: Text me when you’re home safely

Reanna: I’m home dangerously

Lukas: Stop it.

Reanna: I’m home lethally

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Reanna, during Pictionary: Dammit. Adelaide and Lukas are pulling ahead.

Vic, narrowing her eyes and drawing her weapon: Don’t worry, I can fix that.

James, hissing: Vic - You can’t bring a knife to game night! Who does that??

Vic, solemnly: The prepared.

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Reanna: I'm cold

Lukas: What?! *takes off jacket* I fucking told you to bring more fucking layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piles scarves on Akh* I fucking have to make sure you don’t fucking FREEZE TO DEATH, but you’re allergic to sweaters, so what the fuck did I expect, and *takes somebody else’s hat* how fucking long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner.

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Lukas: my god, I hate him

Reanna: me too

Lukas, suppressing a laugh: you don't even know who I'm talking about

Reanna: Irrelevant, solidarity

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Reanna: parlay, conference room, in five minutes

James: parlay?

Adelaide: pirate code. She wants to meet

James: so everyone here knows pirate code?

Adelaide: I understand it. I can't speak it