#realtor attourney

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Please, someone draw Mark Chasity x Gary Goldstein (Attourney at Law)! Please! I'm losing my mind!

Seriously, it's making me sad that there's more Holy Bastard than Realtor Attourney! I am super awesome with Holy Bastard, it's great, but cmonnn, pleaseee!

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Intro Post

This is my first ever intro post, so it might be really shitty.

Name: Conner

Pronouns: They/Them

Fandoms: Hatchetfield, Smosh, Ride The Cyclone, Be More Chill (But mainly Hatchetfield)

Ships: Michie, Kleinphy, Arson Bros, Boyf Reinds Swedish Barbeque, Nischa, Lautski, Jason x Kyle x Brenda x Ruth (x Caitlyn), Holy Attorney, Chayan/Chyan

AO3: lab_trash

Requests are always open, however they may be slow to achieve. Please still give them to me.

Ask me to beta-read for you. Grammar is generally one of my strong suits, and I'm happy to beta.

LiB Pixel Art

Send my nail art ideas and I'll do them to the best of my ability!

Polls

More To Be Added

Ms Mulberry Topic Poll (complete)

Michie Playlist Poll (complete)

The Good Place Poll (complete)

Straight Ships Poll (complete)

Michie Pet Names (complete)

Kyle's Last Name (complete)

Like/Dislike Grace (complete)

Trans Ruth and/or Pete (complete)

Mark Chasity Boyfriend (complete)

- Prev. Poll Results and Feedback

NPMD Mandela Effect (complete)

Cosplay Things

NPMD Cosplay Finds

Earrings

Bracelets

(More To Be Added)

Fics

Her: Comic Strip, 1, 2, 3, 4

Spiderman Richie

As It Slowly Unravels, 1, 2,

Dance With Death

Locker Rooms and Fantasies (nsfw)

Max Jagerman's Private Story (mild nsfw)

I'm Sorry, I'm So Sorry...

Away Games Don't Count, 1, 2, 2.5 (nsfw)

Unnamed Sub-Max Fic (nsfw)

My Strange Addiction (nsfw)

(More To Be Added)

Prompts

Michie Masterlist

NSFW Michie Masterlist

Spankoffski Brothers and Hair

Community Service

FandomCast (The prompt is to use one of these for a fic in which they put on a show.)

Internalised Homophobia Max (music)

Ride The Cyclone AU Prompt (for RTC, not NPMD)

Realtor Attourney Prompts

Musical Theatre Max

(More To Be Added)

Headcannons

Do they wear a watch?

Max Cooking and YSAC

Max and Steph's mom

(More To Be Added)

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Realtor Attourney Writing and/or Drawing Prompts

Mark and Gary bump into each other at a bar and drink together, leading to either dirty or cuddly things. Or both! Have fun.

Mark is tired at work and hugs Gary from behind, basically falling asleep.

Kisses don't count if they're not direct (putting hand between their lips, kissing like that; Rogue x Gambit style)

Lighthearted Mark joking out of pure stress, making and seeing serious, in character Gary Goldstein Attorney At Law smile and laugh for the first time.

Mark (probably drunk and/or tired) pulling (a flustered for the first time) Gary by his tie

Gary making coffee at the office for Mark just how he likes it (or vice versa)

Mark gifting Gary cookies (bc let's be honest, he definitely bakes and feels guilty about it because its 'womans work,' but feels a little better about it by teaching his kids how to bake too)

Mark falling asleep on Gary's lap in the office.

Linda calling Gary for some dumb reason caused by Mark (ex. Mark getting the last of something Linda wanted) and when Gary gets there, he's just kind of frozen and doesn't do anything, torn between his job and rich clients, and cute boy who he likes.

"What are you doing?? That's mine!" "Oh, actually, I grabbed this first. Very sorry. There are some similar things, but I need this for my daughter." "I came here specifically for this! You'll be hearing from my attourney!" — "HI, Gary Goldstein– Mark?" "Oh, hello Gary ^-^" "Um... uh..." "Gary!" "Linda, yes. Um. Mark." "I'm sincerely sorry, I meant no ill will against Ms Monroe. I simply needed this for my Gracie." "Yes. Of course. Linda, I'm sorry, thats not actual grounds for a legal case. Mark- Uh, Mr Chasity, has done nothing wrong ever." "Augh! You're useless!" ... "Thank you Gary." "Yes, of course!"

Anything where one of them has the other pressed against the wall.

Any type of kiss or hug or cuddles.

Mark falling into Gary's personal space and their faces falling close (this is more of a drawing idea)

Classic 'accidentally pours drink on other and rushes to wipe it up only to realise you are actively touching a man's body' trope.

Here are some of the art references I found online that inspired these prompts.