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"The GPS is taking us to a laundromat." - "No. This is the right place. See? Starnes BBQ." - "Mehhh...I don't know." - The horseshoe bar works its way around the room. Fixed swivel stools reminiscent of the '50s, nothing but windows for two of the exterior walls and teal paint that I can only hope they got for one helluva discount. It's one of a kind; that's for sure. In the back corner you'll find a photo montage of past owners. Generation by generation. These guys know their "Q", or that's what we were told anyway. An old timer, somewhat attached to his seat, reads the day's paper and raises an eyebrow at the couple walking in who clearly "ain't from 'round here." Can't say either of us ever tried bbq at 8 am before, but the ghost of yesterday's Marlboro man let us know it's the only way. The menu at Starnes is straightforward. You can order bbq - pork, beef or ham. You can order sides - potato salad or slaw. You can order coffee, tea, water or Coke products. If there's anything else, its stuff only the locals and returning customers know about.  That said, we're hooked. A pair of pulled pork sandwiches, slaw and potato salad accompanied by a damn fine cup o joe for less than a number 8 super sized at Mickey D's.  I've read the poor reviews of this place, and they're all horse puckey.  "Not enough meat," whines one. "Terrible sauce," comments another. I don't give a flying flip. It's sassy. It's classy. Their meat is excellent, and the sauce will kick your ass if you aren't careful.  So, Starnes, if you're out there in or near Paducah, KY reading this, just know that we'll be back for more...and that's coming from a guy born and raised on Lexington (NC) bbq. Shhh...I won't tell if you don't. . . . . . . #starnsbarbq #starns #paducah #bbq #pork #southerncharm #realsouthernbbq #southerndecadence #southernfood #barbecuesauce #local #eatlocal #holeinthewall #breakfastlunchdinner #sogood #travels #ontheroad #storiesfromtheroad #experience #journalism #photography #documentaryphotography #vanlife #vanlifers #kentucky #southernbbq #lifeontheroad #livinginavan #travelingacrossamerica #advanturers #homeiswhereyouparkit #homeonwheels #vanlifemagazine