#realest shit i’ve seen today

[bromios]

[ellieismybbg]

realest shit I’ve seen today.

[plaguechyld]

Muzan is so babagrill

Realest shit I’ve seen today tbh

[lantenne]

Realest shit I’ve seen today

Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

[trashforanyoneatthispoint]

KARMAS A B*TCH

[this shit gets intense so be warned]

Thanks for reading my trash :)

[nafla x reader , thequiett x reader]

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Its everyday. He never comes home, never calls, never says his famous "I love you"s. Maybe I'm overthinking it, but isn't this excessive?

I met Seokbae through a mutual friend. I grew up with Donggab as my neighbor so naturally, I became super close with him. Being that our moms would always be over ateach other's houses, I think I saw him more times in a year than there are days. Near the end of elementary school, he fell in love with hip hop and rap. I remember asking him what he was talking about when he would speak in English. We were only 10 and all I knew was my native language of Korean, but Donggab seemed to know a lot more than me. I admired his passion and I always knew he would make it big one day. When his career really started to get a move on, we started to drift away, being that we were both busy with school and work. But we still met up a few times during the years and it was as if nothing had ever changed. Occasionally, there would be a fangirl here or there asking for a photo, but I didn't mind, I loved that he was doing what he loves.

When he announced Illionaire records, I was the first one to call him up and congratulate him (or so I like to believe). I begged him nonstop to introduce me to joonkyung because I was such a fan. When he finally gave in, I immediately got along with everyone there. Everyone seemed to love me, I hope, and I absolutely loved being with everyone there. Overtime, the hip hop industry in Korea was growing immensely and more and more rappers were coming out to show off their talents and become the best. I loved how everyone was so close even if they weren't in the same agency. Donggab would naturally invite me to all of their parties and events, which is how I first encountered Seokbae.

Illionaire, Ambition, and AOMG were invited to the hottest club in LA, Sound NightClub. It was slightly chilly for LA, being that the sun had set a long time ago and the stars were the only source of light. I put on the sexiest dress I owned, a short black dress with a cross back and lace trimmings. I haven't gotten this dolled up since my High School Prom. I finished the look for the night with the perfect black heels and a clutch, knowing there would be cameras and fans everywhere that night considering the biggest names of KHiphop were going to be in one location. Donggab offered to pick me up, but I declined and told him I want to go almost unnoticed and just meet him inside the club. He didn't fight my choice, knowing how stubborn I am. I called a Uber from my hotel room to the club and 10 minutes before arriving, the traffic was already heavy enough to make me consider walking the rest of the way.

I got to the front of the line and told my name which was on the VIP list thanks to my connections for Illionaire records. The scary looking usher let me in right away and escorted me to where Donggab and all his friends were sitting. I saw lots of familiar faces: Joonkyung, Changmo, DeokKwang. And faces I've only seen on TV and in music videos: Jay Park, Simon Dominic, KeemHyoEun. But there was one face that caught my eye immediately. He had bright red hair and a couple of face piercings, sticking out from the rest of the much more calm looking rappers in the booths. I was quick to find Donggab and sit next to him, slightly at a loss of breath from being near so many celebrities. He calmly I troduced me to everyone that he thought I didn't know, which of course included the red head. His name was Seokbae, better known as Nafla.

Throughout the night of drinking and being near so many smokers, I felt tipsy and hazed from the smoke in front of me andin my lungs. The only thing I could clearly see was Seokbae's "secret" glances towards me. My tipsy brain didn't know what to do. Yes, he was very cute and very much my type, but here? Now? What would Donggab say? There was too much on the line. I excused myself from the VIP section to go get some fresh air that wasn't contaminated with Changmo's drunk ass yelling.

"Hey Donggab, I'm gonna get some fresh air, I'll be right back" I said, whispering in his ear, hoping he would hear over the loud EDM music playing in the club

"Aight, you ok? Youve been quiet all night, which is really unlike you" He pointed out.

I tried to respond but Changmo had just jumped on the table and spilled the ice meant for the drinks all over Seokbae. Everyone's reaction was a mix of shock and laughter, but not Seokbae's. He sat there with the clear expression of "I'm about to pop off on this bitch" because we all knew that his outfit cost more than Rolex he had on his right wrist.

I took this chance to step out, but as I was about to leave the VIP section I heard Seokbae excusing himself as well. I didn't think much about it until he called out my name once I was outside. I stepped into the cool breeze of night under the moonlight of LA. It was much more refreshing than the stuffy atmosphere of the club.

"Hey" I heard a voice behind me say.

I turned around to see a half wet Seokbae grinning at me, "hey" I smile back.

We went from introducing ourselves again to small talk about the whole ice incident. We laughed about it all after mildly bullying Changmo without him knowing. At that point, we were outside for 30 minutes and it was getting slightly too chilly for the short dress you had on. Seokbae offered you his expensive looking, ice almost dried jacket to me and I happily obliged. He was definitely a smoothtalker, and that's when I seriously fell for him.

Going back into the club together, we got weird and teasing looks from all the other guys. Even Donggab seemed to enjoy making things up about what happened between the two of us out there. I just brushed it off with a roll of my eyes because I knew who the real winner was : me, because I had gotten Seokbae's number.

What started out to be the most romantic relationship ever now seems to be so distant that I can only see hazy images of it. Its been 2 years since that night at the club and 22 months of dating Seokbae, who I thought was supposed to be my knight in shining armor. Now, there were no more sweet talks, no more romantic gestures, no reciprocation, and as much as it scares me to say, no spark. What happened? The most caring, loving boyfriend who would always leave little notes for me around the house for me to find and smile at won't even come home to see me or even text me, when he's out. I knew something was going on, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt over and over again until I couldn't anymore. It was time to confront him about it all.

Today is our 1000 day anniversary of us dating. I reminded him all day that he has to come home early tonight no matter what. Surprisingly, he agreed and actually got home on time. You had made him his favorite dinner and put some natural makeup on, only to eat the beautiful meal in silence. Seokbae was on his phone, never once thanking you for the meal or asking you about your day or even telling me about his. I couldn't take it anymore.

"Babe" I broke the deadly silence, but no answer.

"Baby" I tried again, barely getting his attention, "are you ok?" I asked nervously.

"I'm fine, just tired" he replied coldly. That's it? I didn't think so.

I kept pushing him little by little to tell me what was going on, but it just ended up frustrating him.

"I'm going to the bathroom" he said with absolutely no emotion. Except, he left his phone on the table next to his plate, screen facing down on the table. I waited for the sound of the bathroom door closing and without hesitation, I lunged for the phone. The anxiety, the curiousity, and the fear were eating me alive. If something was going on, then I didnt want to waste anymore time.

I hurriedly unlocked his phone which was surprisingly still your birthday. The screen unlocks to a conversation between my boyfriend and some girl named Audrey. I didn't believe my eyes.

"Babe when are you coming over again?"

"Soon, my girlfriend has been nagging me all day about some dinner tonight so after that I'll make up an excuse and go"

"Ok, sounds good, miss you!"

"Miss you too, love you babe ❤️"

That goddamn heart. This goddamn bastard. I was so angry only tears rolled down my cheeks, which were now burning red with rage and betrayal. I put the phone down on my lap and sat still, thinking of what to say to Seokbae when he returned.

"Hey I forgot to bring my pho- what are you doing?" He asked cautiously.

I couldn't even look at him. I simply rose the phone with the messages and that goddamn heart in my hand so that he could see. Tears continuously streaming down my face, I could only make out one word

"Why?" I asked, my voice breaking and weak.

"(Y/N)... I-I never meant to hurt you"

"Get out" I said as cold as ice

"Come on, please, let me explain. Don't shut me out like this" he tried to beg, but the sincerity in his voice sounded forced.

I finally worked up the courage to look up at him, the tears ceasing for a moment.

"Seokbae ... Do you remember how we met? How we met eyes through the smoke in the club? How you were so sweet to me when we were outside that night? And how loving you were to me for the next year after we started dating?"

He stood in silence, now starting to tear up as well.

I continued, "then you became this monster I didn't know. You stopped coming home, you stopped responding to my texts and calls, you stopped telling me that you love me. And do you know why? Because you never did. My love for you was so real, the realest thing Ive ever felt in my entire life. But for you, it was nothing. It was another way to spend some extra time."

I looked down at my cold plate of food, regretting all the times I doubted my intuition, letting this disgusting man control what I feel. He still said nothing, mostly from the shock of being exposed.

"It still hurts you know." I said, the tears coming back abruptly. I hated myself for crying in front of him, he didn't deserve them.

"(Y/N)... I'm so sorry... I'm so sorry (Y/N)."

"I think you should leave, Seokbae" quietly, not really sure if he even heard it right, I got up and locked myself in my room. After I heard the front door closing and locking, I sobbed, not knowing if I felt more betrayed or regretful. I curled up on my bug empty bed and cried myself to sleep, my body still missing his presence in the bed.

The last couple weeks have been dreadful. I stopped going out with friends, I didn't eat anything, and I even shut out Donggab. He texted me nonstop, asking me what happened, if it had something to do with Nafla, where I was, why I wasn't responding. Every once in a while he would just barge into my apartment and force me to eat and talk. When I first told him what had happened, he swore he would get Seokbae fired and blacklisted, but that's not what I wanted. I just wanted to never see him again, have nothing to do with him.

Today, Donggab came over again with Thai food and dragged me out of bed to eat. He would try to get me to talk, be more lively, but I was not cooperating one bit.

"Dammit (Y/N)!" He slammed his chopsticks on his plate, making me jump and look at him, "get over him! He wasn't shit! If he had the audacity to cheat on you then he is not what you deserve! You deserve more than that, and I'm done sitting here just watching you sulk in despair as he's going around partying and having the time of his life!" At this point, your very calm friend was starting to scare you as he was fuming.

"damn Donggab, way to cheer me up" I said, still lifeless.

"Come on, get up, go take a shower, do your makeup, and let's go" he stood up abruptly.

"What? Where are we going?" I asked, super confused.

"To the club. And you're going to be my date" he said with a smirk on his face.

My eyes widened in confusion and shock, but he forced me to abide by his orders and we ended up at the same club Seokbae and I first met.

As soon as we were in the public eye, Donggab didn't let me out of his sight always with a hand around my waist looking out for any signs of Seokbae.

30 minutes into the dancing, as I started to feel better, I saw him behind Donggab. Seokbae was all over another girl, pulling the same shit he did on me when we first started to go out. Anger and sadness filled my eyes and Donggab saw it. He drags me way closer to Seokbae, right in his range where he could see us, and did the most shocking thing.

Before I could even process it, Donggab had been kissing me right in front of Seokbae who had wide eyes filled with fury.

Without any right, Seokbae made a b-line towards us and split us apart.

"What the hell?! (Y/N)?! What are you doing making out with Donggab?!" Seokbae was yelling over the crowds dancing and the music playing.

"Why do you care, jackass? Just leave her alone, she's mine now" Donggab announced, shocking the both of us and many around us.

"You don't know what's good for her! Fuck off!" Seokbae's veins were popping and he was the most red I've ever seen him.

"No, you should fuck off. Leave me and my mans alone Seokbae, I never wanna see your face again" I declared proudly, to which Donggab kissed me again to piss off Seokbae even more.

He ran off pushing people out of the way in anger and humiliation. I turned to Donggab after realizing what had just happened.

"Um... Can we talk about this?"

"Ok, well I really like you (Y/N). And it was so painful to see you those years with that jerk, Seokbae, so I realized I don't want to waste any more time. Will you be my girlfriend?" He asked, looking a little nervous.

I just laughed, "if we're not dating now, you got a lot of explaining to do with those kisses... But yes, I would love to be your girlfriend"

We kissed one last time and made it official.

Karmas a bitch, but it can also be a good bitch.

[r0sekill3rss]

realest shit i’ve seen today ITS REDGE

i am a 'redge' reg TRUTHER nothing could get me to pronounce reg like 'regg' im so not sorry

[pavlikovskaya]

good lord, help me get through these. tagged by @pavlikovskie on my main, thank youuu!

1. what is the colour of your hairbrush? pink….

2. name a food you never eat? no such thing exists. wait, it does. yogurt. i don’t like cottage cheese or sour cream either, but i can eat them if they’re in a dish, but yogurt? never. wait, only greek BUT it has to have fruit and honey on it.

3. are you typically too warm or too cold? too cold

4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? reading the bestest, realest, most beautiful manga i have ever read 😭

5. what is your favourite candy bar? butterfinger

6. have you ever been to a professional sports event? no way jose

7. what is the last thing you said out loud? i cited a line from the idiot in russian

8. what is your favourite ice cream? i don’t like ice cream but coconutterly caramelly marshmallowy whatevery from ben and jerry’s i believe is heaven on earth. the sea salt caramel from halo top is super good too

9. what was the last thing you had to drink? milk tea

10. do you like your wallet? i don’t mind it too much i guess, nor do i use it very often (apple pay babeeeyyyy), but it is time to change it cos that bitch big and chunky (hence why i don’t use it)

11. what was the last thing you ate? pasta

12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend?: hahahhaahahahahahakffs

13. the last sporting event you watched? ENOUGH WITH THE SPORTS QUESTIONS!! THERE AREN’T ENOUGH WAYS IN ALL LANGUAGES ALIVE AND DEAD TO EXPRESS HOW MUCH I DON’T FUCKING CARE ABOUT SPORTS!!!!!!

14. what is your favourite flavour of popcorn? cheese. plain salted is good too. when i discovered caramelised (?) popcorn (idk, the sweet one), that was nice, but only if it’s mixed with the salted one

15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? the donna tartt thirst tweets gc <3

16. ever go camping? only once for one night

17. do you take vitamins? nope

18. do you go to church every sunday? not even on easter

19. do you have a tan? never

20. do you prefer chinese food or pizza? fuck me

21. do you drink your soda with a straw? i don’t drink soda

22. what colour socks do you usually wear? black or really soft pastel colours bc they’re fluffy and those shits always look cute

23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? gays can’t drive duh

24. what terrifies you? insects and the passing of time

25. look to your left, what do you see? my piano

26. what chore do you hate? wiping dust off of shelves and windowsills and such. and am not particularly fond of vacuuming eiter

27. what do you think of when you hear an australian accent? my best friend lydia

28. what’s your favourite soda? sprite, if i have to choose

29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thrus? i’ve never ordered from a drive thru

30. who’s the last person you talked to? the donna tartt thirst tweets gc

31. favourite cut of beef? loin, but if i’m ordering a steak, i’ll order a ffillet or a rib eye

32. last song you listened to? the figurehead by the cure

33. last book you read? last book i finished was the secret history, currently reading if we were villains

34. favourite day of the week? thursday

35. can you say the alphabet backwards? never even thought about it the fuck

36. how do you like your coffee? black, no sugar

37. favourite pair of shoes? my docs even though after nearly two years still make my heels bleed

38. the time you normally go to sleep? well let’s see, it is now 4.39 in the morning and i’m still not sleepy at all

39. the time you normally get up? either stupidly early like 8 am or stupidly late, 12 nearing on 1

40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? i want to say sunrise because it’s gorgeous, but most of the times i’ve seen the sun rise, i’d been drinking all night and it usually catches me still drunk but coming down, tired, looking like a hot mess and most likely depressed

41. how many blankets on your bed? two

42. describe your kitchen plates: white, plain

43. do you have a favorite alcoholic beverage? jägermeister, kraken, jd honey, malibu, disaronno, sheridan’s, bailey’s, pinot noir, i like all alcohol.

44. do you play cards? i can but i don’t cos nobody here knows how/wants to. but i’m about to play a whole lotta belote when i go home in a month

45. what colour is your car? don’t have one

46. can you change a tire? absolutely not

47. your favourite province? jesus, fucking languedoc?? i don’t fucking know

48. favourite job you’ve ever had? actress

49. how did you get your biggest scar? was pushed by some asshole, cut my head open on the steps of the minibus, got sewed up by a really really really incompetent doctor

50. what did you do today that made someone else happy? i called

[lunima]

@@@@@ SPREAD THE LOVE BABE

   // HEAPS LOVE ACROSS THE DASH / SELECTIVELY ACCEPTING

@hybridea​ : RYE, MY FAVORITE LOAF OF BREAD. I’m so glad I found Rye again after like?? a solid YEAR and a half I think?? It’s been a fucking MINUTE. Rye is so endlessly gotdang kind and wonderful. She’s an absolute ray of sunshine on this blue hell and we don’t deserve her tbh. I am filled with so much joy whenever I talk to her ( even if she’s fucking hURTING ME WITH PAINFUL REPLIES/MEMES/HEADCANONS ) She’s the type of person that shows up in your life that instantly makes you feel like “yes, you’re a good and safe person to talk to and to hang out with.” and i feel like that’s really huge on this site where we have so many people that are needlessly cruel or simply don’t care about who’s on the other end of the screen. Rye is endlessly talented too (like don’t even get me STARTED) she is so passionate about every single one of her muses and it SHOWS. Whether it’s a headcanon or a meme or a thread (no matter the size) Rye writes the most beautiful and heartfelt content. She really taps into the soul of every muse she picks up. LIKE HONESTLY ITS ALMOST SCARY how well she’s aced every single one of them.    

@fractempyreal : ALRIGHT I’VE SEEN WHITNEY AROUND FOR LIKE YEARS TBH but i just kind of admired from afar 1) bc she’s so damn quality I was like wow pls don’t look at my MESS here and 2) I still didn’t know enough abt the OG DMC to be like 👉😎👉 (bc my first dmc experience was the reboot game) ANYWAY RECORD SCRATCH HERE WE ARE TODAY Whitney is a fucking delight and absolutely hysterical. Like hands down. She’s wonderful to talk to (even tho she likes to hurt me w/ her headcanons and everything tOO) She’s also like the honorary president of the dmc rpc tbh (we voted for u in our hearts, i speak for everyone here ok) when I think about the dmc portion of this rpc hell I think of Whitney and all of her awesomeness. Her love for Vergil is like THE REALEST THING OUT THERE. Her dedication to his characterization, to his story floors me every time I read her work. I can literally hear his voice in all of her replies (LEGIT ITS SO GOOD I GET GOOSEBUMPS SOMETIMES DON’T @ ME) the attention to detail and her writing is absolutely gorgeous and provides such incredible insight into one of the most complex video game characters i’ve come across. since I started playing dmc5, reading her work (and also rye’s, the two of them together are a damn menace to society) has enriched the game even further and I just ADORE THE HECKY OUT HER.  

@destructivour​ : Honestly i’m Mad that no one told me to watch Bleach YEARS ago but I couldn’t be more thrilled that Grimmjow is my first introduction to it tbh. I’ve still got a LOT to learn about this world but I love this scrappy lil trash cat a Whole Lot. HE GENUINELY MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD whether its some canon thing I stumble across or one of your posts, he’s an wonderful disaster and the fact that he’s still like 200 episodes away from me (even tho i’ve cheated and skipped ahead a few times bc I wanted to see dah boi) your writing is so wonderful and immersive, WHETHER I KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON OR NOT I just love to sit and read your threads and headcanons (especially with whitney okay, I need you both to write me a grimmjow x vergil book bc I could read that shit forever tbh. You’ve both crafted such a beautiful and turbulent relationship it’s sO FUN TO READ) and JARVIA YOU’RE RAD AF?? You’re so much fun to talk to and i’m absolutely in stitches (or fucking crying bc grimmjow makes me sad too) when we’re yelling about this absolute furry. I’m rly glad we found each other and I can’t wait to further lose my mind @ you as I continue my descent into the world of Bleach uwu.

@devilrev​ : GALE!!!! The Nero to my Kyrie ! I’d say i’m sorry for dragging you into nerokiri hell with me but i’m not!! And honestly I didn’t expect to fall in this deep with them. They give me so much life. They’re genuinely probably the least angsty and most “healthy” and loving ship I’ve ever shipped. You write Nero so beautifully and have such a wonderful understanding of his character. I can’t get enough of your headcanons tbh. I SAID THIS BEFORE ABOVE but your portrayal also brings such a richness to the games for me. Your understanding of the way that he thinks and behaves and reacts to things are so on point I just *CHEFS KISS* You’re also an absolute delight to talk to. It’s hard for me to click with people sometimes but we hit it off so well it’s been marvelous!! Thank you for letting me sob about my girl, and also spam you with sad songs and headcanons. The post 5 world (and honestly pre-5 too) we’ve been discussing is so vibrant and massive and exciting already I can’t wait to explore it all more tbh.

@daemominus : OOZE!! Honestly ooze I think it’s safe to say you helped drag me down into this hell okay. The second I finished watching the gameplay I was on the hunt in the rpc and I found you!! I’m like 900% sure I told you back in the day but I’m telling you again you NAILED him. As someone fresh out of the game, I read every word you wrote in his voice. You set each scene perfectly it’s been a delight to have had you on my dash for all of these years. YOU’VE SEEN SOME REAL CRINGE STUFF COME OFF MY BLOGS SO THANK YOU FOR STICKING AROUND TBH. I feel like Ezra was just destined to be Tired and ready to beat the ass of every iteration of vergil, reboot and og alive at this point in time so thank you for putting up with every iteration of her too. At least this version of her can’t sass him into oblivion like she once did. ON TO YOUR V NOW THO I GOT SO DAMN HYPED WHEN YOU MADE HIM TBH. You have such an spectacular flare and I’ve loved seeing the direction you’ve chosen to take and i’m so stoked to write with you again.

[harrys-only-angel333]

Realest shit I’ve seen today

[simplyolivers]

( ooc: so i literally put the every single one of the lyrics under the cut so if you’re trying to read this i’m so sorry also i’m too lazy to make a cover soooooo p.s. greg is what neptune call his fans k bye ) today neptune bentley, known as his youtube rap alias of ‘young face’, in a comedy ep called, [ title of album ]

i. spooky boy: ( based on neptune’s love of halloween & slightly dedicated to @elvvce & @ofcmargos‘s show ) boo bitch, you just got spooked (ayy) by a certified spooky ass dude (ayy) somebody let the monster loose in a graveyard sippin’ pumpkin juice wait (shh) do you hear that sound? every october it’s so profound all these other dudes act spooky for a month but a real spooky boy spooky all year ‘round plastic fangs on my teeth, sleeping in a coffin step up to all my cribs and all these decorations poppin’ i might go ooga booga booga boo i might just spook you and your homies too i’m just so spooky and greg is my crew (yeah) ayy, i’m a spooky boy ayy, with some spooky hands ayy, come up in your house and do a little spooky dance ayy, i’m a spooky boy, with a spooky face ayy it don’t matter i’ll spook at any time or place chillin’ with a skeleton, bitch, and a pumpkin on my head if you try to spook me you gon’ end up dead if you spook me again you gon’ end up undead (uh) that’s the life of the spooky boy better watch out if you see a full moon bitch yeah, i’ve been spooky like a mummy in a tomb bitch i don’t have a car because i fly on a broomstick pull up to the club, skrrt skrrt vroom vroom witch go to girls and they hella hella thin how thin are they? are they motherfucking skeletons?  that is not a joke about their weight, they are skeletons  Halloween music got us jigglin' like gelatin got a couch covered in cobwebs (cobwebs) got a whip covered in cobwebs (cobwebs) got a dog covered in cobwebs (cobwebs) spent way too much on cobwebs (ayy)  fake spooky dudes suck like Dracula i don’t give a damn if you a goblin you can back it up ghouls get crazy while i blow this cash, if you tryna monster smash ayy, I'm a spooky boy ayy, with some spooky knees ayy, I could teach you how to spook too for a spooky fee ayy, I'm a spooky boy ayy, with some spooky shoes ayy, and before this song is over you'll be spooky too  chillin’ with a skeleton, bitch, and a pumpkin on my head if you try to spook me you gon’ end up dead if you spook me again you gon’ end up undead (uh) that’s the life of the spooky boy

ii. beef with me: ( songs about people who start fake drama on yt for views ) ay, scrolling all day like I do (like I do) trying to see what's popping on the tube (youtube, ay) checking up on logan paul, too you know I'm not a maverick, that's true wait, what is this? jake paul, diss track logan paul, diss track ricegum, diss track all getting millions of views at first I'm like "what the fuck's up with these dudes?" 'till I saw they were getting views like cheap receipts I know that I'm an all around really nice guy but why nobody want to beef with me? I see this other guys roasting each other and raking in views the channels are flourishing so if you think I'd get mad if you roasted me I can endure it, man, I would encourage it, honestly all I want is them views original content's old news that shit makes me snooze start beef with me, you can't lose, ay  someone come beef with me someone come beef with me somebody who has a whole lot of subscribers please come and beef with me, uh someone come beef with me someone come beef with me my ego is fragile and you will destroy me if you come and beef with me I can send you a list of things I'm self-conscious about anything is fair game except for my feet ay, I could roast your vids, yeah you could roast my clothes, ay I could roast your diss track you could roast my nose you could write a whole song 'bout what I look like starting beef for views the oldest trick in the book, like trick is older than the sphynx come and roast me 'cause my content stinks I want a lot of views on YouTube I'm gonna need a long beef like sausage links I can pretend that you kidnapped my dog you can pretend that I beat up your mom we can pretend the police got involved we gon' be dropping this drama like bombs, ay  someone come beef with me someone come beef with me somebody who has a whole lot of subscribers please come and beef with me, uh someone come beef with me someone come beef with me my ego is fragile and you will destroy me if you come and beef with me  

iii. hop out the whip ( songs about people who ‘flex’ on yt ) skrtt! yeah, Tesla, Benz what do y'all know about hopping out of $300,000 cars?  hop out the whip hop back in (yeah) hop out the whip (ooh!) that's my shit (yeah!)  talk about look at the look in your eyes when I hop out of the Porsche hop out the Benz, hop out the Beamer, bitch I ain't got open the doors and I got a bad lil mama (lil mama!) she wanna go for a ride jokes on her, I'm only fourteen years old I do not know how to drive we just be sittin' in the car we just be sittin' in the whip I might hop right out right before I hop back in I've been working on my squats I've been working on my sprints I got a tramp in the garage, I bought brand new kicks so I can  hop out the whip hop back in (hop back in!) hop out the whip (hop out the whip!) that's my shit (yeah!) hop out the whip (hop out the whip y'all!) hop back in hop out the whip (hop out the whip!) ooh, that's my shit  this whippin' is serious (serious) it ain't even funny (nah) these bitches be buggin' (buggin', buggin', buggin', buggin') I just stay hopping like bunnies covered in carrots, what's up doc, can you look at my hip? I didn't take care of myself, I think I dislocated it when I hopped in the whip doin' tricks in the whip, 360 degrees in a flip going up to the highdive and diving this shit going up in a plane and skydiving in this and when I land we're highfiving I bet it did have a roof but it doesn't no more I put it away like I'm doing some chores now I can hop in and out of the whip 'til I figure out how to open the doors  hop out the whip (hop out the whip) hop back in (hop back in) hop out the whip (hop out the whip!) that's my shit, yeah hop out the whip (Hop out the whip!) hop back in (yeah, hop back in) hop out the whip (yeah, yeah) ooh, that's my shit (yuh!) can someone please tell me how to open the goddamn doors to this car game's over for y'all when I get my license, learn how to drive

iv. greg ( mostly for his fans but also for tom holland ) greg is the number one fanbase we livin' life in the fast lane we just hit 21 mil (ooh) time to pop open the champagne if you ain't Greg, that's lame greg is a beast that you can't tame greg takin' over the rap game greg is logan paul's dad's name  greg takin' off but these other dudes stalling greg full sprint but these other dudes crawling greg is hot on the court, we balling greg is hot on the web, Tom Holland number one Spiderman, hands down bitch talk about casting, such a great fit andrew Garfield still ain't shit toby maguire, you are not lit greg is a family, don't forget I would do anything for my gregs strongest army on the net fastest growing, please don't check greg is destroying, man, Greg is a winner greg is just eatin' up YouTube for dinner tom holland please, dm me on Twitter greg is a savage, man, greg is a killer haters are riding the wave (yeah) hoping that Greg will fall off (ooh) they say I got a young face (aye) just like Tom Holland, he's hot (uh) have you even seen his abs? (uh) I bet his skin is so soft (uh) greg is the realest on earth just in case all y'all forgot  I am truly greg, greg is all I need I don't fuck with craigs, they can kiss my knees we are a movement, you cannot divide us i'm Mr. Worldwide pitbull come and fight us 

v. spooky guy ( another song based on @elvvce & @ofcmargos‘s show? looks like it ) boo bitch, spooky boy's back ay, with the brand new spooky boy track waited all year for a chance to attack aside from orange I’m wearing all black not a treat but I got some tricks not a gang member but i live in crypts bright orbs in the background to all my pics you can call me drake 'cause I'm from that 6(66) (yuh) if you see me you better run outside, yeah you could be jekyll but you still couldn’t hyde, yeah spook ya then i'll eat some pumpkin pie and apple cida' hannibal lecter how i eat the track alive, yeah I'm a spooky guy I will never stop spookin' 'till the day I die I waited all year just so y'all would wanna see me now all these fake spooky guys wanna be me I ain't sippin’ lean, nah and I ain’t poppin' xans, yuh only poppin’ I do is to spook you and your friends, yuh poppin' out the casket then I do my spooky dance, yuh I do it for the spook, give a fuck if it offends ya  make spooky boys do the most, ay new whip looking like a ghost, ay new boo looking like a ghost, yuh cause she died three years ago, ohh that shit was really sad (yeahhh) and it was all over the news (spooked to death) and the only way I had to cope was a whole lotta booze (boo! boo!) spook you into a coma then I'll spook your ass out my spooking is advanced y'all still tryna learn how I can teach you how to spook for the right amount I’m dracula these witches going down for the count  'cause I'm a spooky dude and I will spook you every day, even if it's rude I waited all year just so y'all would wanna see me now all these fake spooky guys wanna be me I ain't sippin' lean, nah and I ain't poppin' xans, yuh only poppin' I do is to spook you and your friends, yuh poppin' out the casket then I do my spooky dance, yuh I do it for the spook, give a fuck if it offends ya 

[woftd]

Today @sagefrancissfr posted some of the realest words I’ve ever read about myself. I’m still processing how it made me feel. We can talk rap shit and legends and all that, but what matters most to me is character. I feel seen. By him, by @strangefamousrecords By many of you, the people who are just now discovering me. I’ve been doing this shit for over a decade. That’s almost as long as this post is gonna be! Time Is The Price has been a life changing experience. When @mopes_sfr and I started working together, I felt a shift. I didn’t question it. I’m past expectations at this point. And yeah it was weird, but I’m weird. And thankfully, it still is weird and so am I. And now, here we are. Im finally here. Real people are far and few in this game. I’ve learned to cherish more than anything the relationships that come from it. They’re often all you have to keep you going. To keep you dreaming when reality seems like a series of walls, disappointments, mistakes, and closed doors. They’re also usually how you end up in places where your name gets dropped and subsequently picked up as a “someone” rather than a “something.” So while this would make a really cool promo post for the music and all the cool shit we have going on and are going to do (shout out to my “All I want is to work!” email and zoom rants) What this post is about is value. Surround yourself with people that value and accept you for who you are. Not just whoever shows up to hang out, talk to chicks, get free drinks, and smoke your weed. None of that other shit matters. None of this works without value. This shit is hard. It’s lonely. I read a @dessa line recently that said “Loneliness is the fare that you pay to be free.” It hurts but it’s true. Your people are out there, somewhere. Freedom is having the time to find you. Learning and earning value and values. That’s what the time in our personal deserts is for. It’s not about escaping, it’s about arriving. That’s why I’m so thankful for what #SageFrancis said about me today. It took time, and he didn’t have to use his doing that. Thank you Sage. Now go listen to my album I hear it’s amazing! #StrangeFamous #WOFTD (at Strange Famous) https://www.instagram.com/p/CU5pf0iP6LT/?utm_medium=tumblr

[iwanttobeyourwonderwoman]

DAY 10

Your Best Friend.

Damn. I got lucky with this one cuz I’ve got a few people I have the pleasure of calling my best friends.

So I’m gonna turn this post into the little appreciation posts, (Which get lengthy cuz I’m sentimental) just like how I used to do when I was in school. So I shall dedicate it to 3 of my closest friends. 

I’m gonna start with my one and only, the person who is literally my soul mate.

HAI TING

This girl knows every aspect of my life. My most solid friend, my better half, my confidant, my Cristina Yang to my Meredith Grey. We’ve known each other for more than half our lives, so that just shows how much we’ve grown up together, seen each other become who we are today and all that sappy kinda shit. 8 years ago she moved across the world, a million billion gazillion miles away from me and although that sucked, the best part was that it never affected our friendship one bit. We learnt to be ok without each other as comfort, but still went through our own adventures and shitholes virtually. There were times when she used to talk about her school friends and I felt like I also was a part of their friend group. I even managed to visit her in her school in New York in 2016 and got to hang out with her friends. I don’t know how to explain our long distance friendships sometimes, I think we practically lived our lives side by side yet with a 12 hour time difference. Another reason our friendship is so strong is that our mothers are good friends too and her mother is basically my godmother (it’s the easiest way to explain to people why I have a very strong relationship with my best friend’s mother) who has always looked out for us (Also basically raised me since I’ve known her) and always hangs out with us. It’s strange yet unique? So yes 8 years apart, and we still live with a 15 hour time difference in between us, with her in San Francisco and me in Singapore. But no matter the time difference, she’s still my rock at the end of the day, the person I wanna share all my worries or my good news with, the one I endlessly gossip with, cry about dumb boys to, and say whatever is on my mind knowing she won’t judge me.There’s no one word I can use to describe this friendship, it’s just that special. And I love her to death.

DAMINI

I think I’m just incredibly lucky, because 2 of my closest friends have been with me most of my life. 21 years of friendship, with the first 11 years being in the same school (which is not something you see very often in Singapore.) I think both our favourite memories of our friendship is when I called her to tell her I was transferring schools and that she’d be seeing me in school in the morning next week. She was also the one who brought me into my classroom on my first day and introduced me to some of her friends so that I wouldn’t feel alone. It was weird going into a new school at 17 without her by my side, It did hit me that this would happen somewhere along the way in Sec 4 when she knew she would want to go into JC and I knew I wanted to go to Poly. But we always made an effort to hang out with each other despite busy school schedules. And especially when she also went to US for uni and I was still in Singapore and I did feel a void at some point knowing both my best friends were so far away from me, but I guess Canoeing kept me very occupied at that time. And then of course I also was busy with Uni after, which is where I shall move on to my next person.

CHENG KIAT (CK)

(Here’s my little shout out to you, I know you’re reading this!!)

The few close friends I made in Uni are some of the realest friends I have. People who understand my career choices, my difficulties at work, my future career opportunities and my life outside work/school. And CK was one of them. This guy has really been one of my closest friends since we met, we were really inseparable even in school. And I actually hated when they did a reshuffling of our class groups and he wasn’t in the same group as us. But luckily for clingy me, we got reshuffled back into the same class after that. I think we went through a lot together since school, one of our favourite memories would be getting kicked out of class together and then using that free time to get lunch and study for our test afterwards. I think essentially we are very similar in character and personality in many ways, which really has brought us closer and makes us trust each other a whole lot more. (He would attribute that to both of us being Capricorns hahah)

I don’t know man, typing all this just makes me feel even more grateful to have 3 such amazing best friends and a couple more who I consider to be the people I am truly closest to, people I am not afraid to be myself infront of, knowing that they will never judge me, that they always want whats best for me and will support me through almost anything. I really do value my friends and I really hope they don’t get sick of my shit some day because I honestly have no clue what I’d do without any of my closest friends. 

[poopydaiper]

realest shit i’ve seen today!!!

dear passive fanfic readers, please kindly write something about you in your bio and reblog at least 2-3 posts so I know you are not a pornbot

[faerietaled-archived-blog]

❤️

first of all you’re one of the people i love most in the world so jot THAT down!! on top of that you’re an INCREDIBLY talented writer matty dshjfg you know i used to think of you kinda like writing jesus- you definitely had a huge hand in making my writing what it is today. you are SO smile-inducing it’s the bEST THING EVER! your characters are the realest ones i’ve ever seen like.. i’ve told you this so many times you know how i feel about your characters AND LIKE YOU’RE SO CREATIVE HOLY SHIT? you’re a certified Tough Cookie also i admire you man you deal w a lot and you’re still doin’ life good! look at you go! your curls are great and very pat-pat inspiring. oh and yOU PUT UP W MY DUMB ASS 24/7 tHAT TAKES SOME SERIOUS TALENT AND PATIENCE so i commend you for that- okay so HERE’S MY COMPLIMENT sorry i didn’t just say it right away: 

your typing is shit :3c

[bf4iy4z]

Realest shit I’ve seen today

I just know her strap game goes crazy after a heated argument 🙈

[angelican-sadness]

You said you'd never ever break, down

But here I am sweeping, pieces off of the ground

You said you'd never, ever play, to crowds

But I've seen you hoping to play songs to them now

I've spent all night long scared of tomorrow, broke my alarm

Everything's almost lost, pick it up slow, before it's gone

We're fragile

(Wish I'd have known)

I never thought I'd be so fragile

(You're not alone)

If it didn't break before it's about to

(We've been here before)

I don't ever want to change

I'm fragile

I don't ever

Some of the people appointed to give an opinion

Never do get it

I want you to come on and gobble a jimmy and... die

N9na be giving the remedy and why?

Critics are really the enemy and I

Can't stand the way they slam today's gifted

Effin' incredible, get fanned away with grands to pay

This jam will lay scripted

Deaf and impeccable

Write a rhyme and I put everything in a flow

I'm the N9ne I'm a look very mean

When a foe scribe a line but he has never been at a show

By the times it'll be better, leave it in the sto'

'Cause they wrote nothin' but lies, quotes stuck in my eyes

Amateur writer dissin'

He's a beginner and hopes for your demise, folks some may despise

Never do try to listen

It's real, I'm mad

Clueless when you scribble on your pad

How you gonna criticize with a chisel on your nads sizzling your ad

You don't really get why I'm so pissed? Understand this (Understand this)

I'm an artist, and I'm sensitive about my shit, yes I'm

We're fragile

(Wish I'd have known)

I never thought I'd be so fragile

(You're not alone)

If it didn't break before it's about to

(We've been here before)

I don't ever want to change

I'm fragile

I don't ever

Tell me that I'm famous

Tell me that my name is

Big as Venus Jupiter and then Uranus

Tell me that your anus got your head in it

I can smell the articles and know you're heinous

Tell me that you love me, always thinkin' of me

Unconditional, I'm hoping I'm your favourite

Grab a fishing pole and throw me with the sharks

That's the feelin' I get when you're concentratin'

On this pen, on this pad

Tell me you're willin' to diss on my craft

Tell me the feelin' of pickin' apart this track

Stop

Puttin' my heart and my soul in these lines

Tellin' me platinum and gold all the time

Lookin' to bury, a deep hole for mine

Drop

This is more than you, and this is more than you

And your entire building slanderin' and abusin'

What I call the realest comin' from a student

Told myself to use a poem as an UZI

Empty magazine, I seen a magazine

You seen my trigger finger, then I started shootin'

That was nicotine, I'm 'bout to smoke 'em all

And journalists involved should've known my music

We're fragile

(Wish I'd have known)

I never thought I'd be so fragile

(You're not alone)

If it didn't break before it's about to

(We've been here before)

I don't ever want to change

I'm fragile

I don't ever

Fragile x Tech N9ne