#real talk why the fuck. did fad diets manage to convince my parents

[rainia]

My parents' obsession with the keto diet when I was a teen has made me an absolute nasty whore for sweet fresh fruits like I could eat fucking buckets of them i tear into fresh grapes with memories of "they're too sugary for you" echoing through my brain as Dionysus himself manifests himself in my greedy guzzling. Nothing can ever stop me from being a fruit slut ever again no fad diet can attempt to be as strong as my love for the humble orange.