Clone Wars Massacre
Oh, wow is that what
we’re really going with,
Don’t get me wrong
the tone has been better
but are you sure you want to take on something
like a massacre?
(Sla-very-
Kinda-
Aight,
Start,
(Also yeah whatever did happen to Ventress because she screwed up in attempt at Dooku’s life*, backing
down, and I thought she had just
cool-ed from the whole revenge thing-
-
*Not killing him
voluntarily
when she had the chance,
-
No
Lightsisters?
Did I-
hear that
right?
Yeah,
It honestly sounds like they’re saying
“Lightsisters,”
Instead
of
night sisters
as
previous,
Also yeah going back to the people that encouraged your toxic behavior and are toxic enabling generational breakers
Also, they don’t recognize
her?
I do have to admit I never got the idea of
plasma arrows,
Or possibly
coming to hold someone accountable,
That expression really
doesn’t speak of flee
Ing
Also I’ve vented my emotions and I’m going to go kick the
unaccountables to the curb
(With maybe
one more ro
-ast
before I do
so-)
Point being, she seems a lot more stable
(And center
-ed)
Uhm
?
What,
Ok there was a small
modicum of change
in the emotions,
Hid-ing
Hey, that’s good
Much
Hey there’s some accountability there,
Has forsaken
Okay never mind
it’s spiraling
downward
-s
N-othing
Sisters
Kinda the weakest relation of all
but this is actually pretty on top
Just replace sister with a “friend,” or “generation,”
and you’ve got a good idea
At least it wasn’t
“me”,
Yeah,
Sith
Okay, that’s some good
advice,
Us
That’s a bit of thought assuming,
Ordered about
Ah, lady that includes you
you know,
Sisters
Ok you know I’m all about loyalty to generation and humanity,
But this is feeling kind of supremacist right now,
Like
Maybe
a bit jumpy,
Okay this is a relatively validating
talk
Never mind it just got tox and
over involved,
Gosh darn it
The Bean wanted some actual non- over- involvement
affection/in
valid
ation-
And you turned it
tox,
Oof,
Ships
There are
lots of ships, by the way
Yeah, is this back to hunting down savage line or did
I just-
Oh,
Well this is an odd conversation
Grievous just bounding up
Not actu
ally the relaxed or cordial meeting
You’d expect from two people of
evil,
Two that know the location of each other’s
lair,
...summon
Pretty much out of nowhere because Dooku usually uses the
hologram, so far as we’ve seen,
And there hasn’t been any real big set up
to any sort of major event
That would require the
amassing of the
droid army,
Or an
in person
audience,
Seriously,
you called him here for
that?
Look my apprentice
tried to very weakly kill me
Pretty much up and
gave up near
the end,
But I’m still sore,
So I’m sending
you
Grievous; (internally)
I am a general
how would I be any
help in tracking down
one person, with
my pro-
fess
ion
in
Military,
A category so broad and
general (Area of
effect) that I would be
near to absolutely useless
in this quest,
Which boils down to very
specific
pettry
Again how is
Grievous going to be at all helpful in this?
-
Like that’s a small ragtag team of
rebels,
That is way below
his area of affect,
He’s more likely to bungle it up on the basic concept of it’s
really outside his thing,
Also yeah let’s send the one lone person to a place most known for its
gaslighting,
I know grievous is robot
but he clearly has emotions like a human
(Or any sentient)
Requiring/desiring stimuli
and companion
-ship,
(As
seen
previously)
Really this quest is really outside his
mode of
operation,
Like he’s used to strictly logical widespread
warfare, against multiple moving shapes
(large vessels)
And you’re sending him in to close range
restrained targets using emotional manipulation, at
high sp-
eeds-
-
(Similar to guerrilla warfare)
You’re setting this dude up for failure
Yeah he might succeed by numbers alone
But you’re going to lose a lot just
based on wastefulness and
just that not being his mode of operation
(Noting particularly the expedition where he crash landed on a planet and barely made out with his skin)
-abandoning
hundreds of
troops
-
(I’ve already talked enough about how this
just doesn’t work
and
how this should be seen as a stupid move)
And should be seen as more of an insult.
Bent
Back
Blue
Robe-
-
To
Battle
. . .
Against a small group of
rebels
(Like
seriously,)
Buddy, you can stop with the epic music I know that’s a lot of ships but there is nothing epic about this,
Any way..
Okay, never mind this got really tox,
I do
Loyalty is always been a weird concept to me because yeah it always changes because there’s so much to see and do
The only loyalty should be to the concept of
account-ability
(And not
being a dick
,)
Ven
-tress joins a death cult
[Seriously blood oaths and
life oaths
are cre
ep-
People and things changed and no amount of oaths or
false promises are going to
fix that,
It’s just something you have to except
or manage, correctly
You can’t control
other people.
Whelp she drank the whole thing of Kool-Aid,
(Also didn’t they just go over the con-
- sequences of messing with the stuff,”
Also guess he’s going to need a new name because
Ven-tress given to her by
her abuser
(Or was
so implied,”
)
?
Also I’m supposed to view this as advanced gaslighting
right
What hap-pened?
Her eyes?
Night
“M
-other,”
Yep she’s drinking that Kool-Aid
F-east
Oh it was going to be used to introduce us to anyone else because we know literally no one and everyone else seems to be just
extras,
Bo-nding
is
nice,
Will
ing
ly,
-
W-h
-
This is going
on-
?
Thank you
p-erson I barely know
-
Also Dooku coming into ruin good times
-
Buzz kill
-
Droid
. . .
You know if it’s been time building up their
bond,
This might’ve been more impactful-
[ It still works but
the weird creepy in humane behavior before hand doesn’t really help,”
]
Any way,
W-ar
So much for your plan
[oh so yeah attacking random [Neutral] planet just because you have a
hate bo
-ner
?
-?
You know this would be better if
it had occur-
red like right
-after,
Like, Dooku, was like;
Okay, well that plan went horribly,
So now I know that Ven-
tress and all of
Dathomir hates me,
Let me send someone
stealthy to do the job
You’re telling me Dooku doesn’t have anyone
Besides like the main three
four-
Bad guys?
-
Like this is chain of command where are the
gimmick minions?
[Besides evil, vengeance
And t
-ech,”
]
?
Oy why do you have the Clankers and the tanks marching next to each
other?
Like what do you want the
heavy artillery in the back,
Yeah I get this gives them better
range but wouldn’t you want some
pro-tection
-
?
Also yeah what happened to all the
males?
Like I know Ven-
tress
beat a couple of them
up,
But,
?
-
No, they’re here because
Dooku is an ass who doesn’t understand
strat-egic
planning,
And also he sent
Grievous,
Like you’re the
(Ex) concept of vengeance
-
The confidence
alone
-
you should kick his ass
Also,
sense it?
There was only four guys
to your entire
operation,
like 1/4
Chance..
W-h
That suck
-ed
Also
good job not dodg-
ing,
Seriously that was pure
rock that she could
see coming,
Okay, there’s no way
-she’s dead,
?
Okay?
Also where are the lines because you really didn’t have
her plan for this shit,
[Also this would be a really great moment right now Ventress to go to Bez-er-ker mode and get some revenge on her ab-
us
-er
-
I know this whole things theme
is “letting go of the past,”
Which you do,
after you get the past somewhere
where it can’t constantly
hurt you,
And pose
a threat
(Or
stress,
)
Point being emotions have a
reason as well as
(a time and a Place)
And while venting is fine
murder is not,
Don’t
conflict
the two
. . .
[Also
they’re just clustered together,”
also how is your
gaslighting
magic going to
work against robots?
[also is Ven-tress going to die because her arc is pretty much over and the only way I can see this ending is via redemption equals death
(Seeing as she’s around Obi-Wan’s age (or at least an adult around
Sky
-walker’s) so her window of absolute redemption and accou-
ntability is
pretty much
over..
Also,
Ok, I guess it’s against droid it’s not too much out of her
range,
(Though if it’s actual people she would probably
be dead,)
Or
daca?
At-
tack-
Also I guess she’s
lead-
er now,
(Also that line was a little
emotionaless)
Trees
Makes sense for the ar-
-chers
-use the surroundings,
?
Did she just
fall off a tree,
,
Good for
Them,
A-ight-
?
[so yeah sending the robots to deal with these sentient
person
least to say it’s no surprise that ended up terribly,
?
Witches
Again sending the tech guy was pretty much
guaran-
teeing failure,
As in any older Gen
-younger Gen
fight-
Metall
?
Cave?
Holo-
?
?
?
[again
I’m putting that down to gaslighting
magic,]
?
Why the look back?
Or is that just showing us the magic cave
(for future reference)
-
?
And apparently the attack just stopped
(or maybe it’s on a different front)
Point being those guys want needed and Mother needed two people to get the thing,
?
What
?
Ser-iously there’s just someone
be-hind there?
What’s the point of the
metal?
Not,
even the same species
(I think)
Also, resurrect-?
Look lady I don’t know what you know about resurrection but it doesn’t work like that,
Definitely not something
a boomer can perform,
Also,
Ah, movie you might not want to do that considering bringing people back from the dead tends to break any kind of tension, or suspension,
And she was presumably
an adult,
So yeah
that shouldn’t be possible,
?
Okay, you do not really
want to go there,
Ok yeah I’m going to have the bitch...
out about now
(I don’t there’s anything particularly tox
or that I should know any of that info-
rmation,
This is generally supposed to be some divine
zombie bullshit,
Which,
Is just a nope for me
personally,
[Honestly this episode is completely fine, clearly meant to be some kind of Grievous vs Ventress thing, and so long as the bring things back to the dead pothole gets closed up by the end of it
,I’m not too mad
(Otherwise the galaxy is pretty damn
screw.
-ed
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