#real kinnie hours 😔

[catsxratsxbats]

Not sure if I want to cosplay as Sanji or just straight up crossdress. Either way I want to wear a black suit and tie this Halloween

[utas-faerie-gf]

Omg

Yasss I love this sm

REVIEWING DA FICCCCC

Also

🚨🚨🚨TENGEN HATE🚨🚨🚨

Anytime Tengen appears, there's gonna be some hate 💀

Thots wile reedeng dis

"… board games with Inosuke until one of you rage quits, and the other has to convince them to: stop sulking in the bathroom, and play again. Who rage quits usually depends on the game, and you’re much better at goading him into another round than he is at bribing you." I would be the one raging at every game

Even if I'm the one winning LOL

I will just find any reason to be angry 😔 Bakugo kinnie 🤪✌🏽

"… almost getting scammed by an astrology website with Zenitsu, before finally agreeing that the free version is fine, and who believes in astrology anyway?" I don't.. At all.

I wonder how long it took for us to decide the free version is fine

5 hours later

Zenny: Y/N, I think we should do the free verison

Y/N: It took you that lo--

"'How do you know what the moon feels like?' He doesn’t quite know how to explain gentle, mystical tug of moonrise, so he settles for, 'I can feel you, and that is more than enough.'" Y/N, DON'T QUESTION HOW HE KNOWS 😡

He knows cuz he's been ON THE MOON

"… cleaning and redecorating Kaburamura’s cage with Obanai. It’s a little gross, and a lot of a fun." YESSS I WANNA CLEAN HIS CAGE

Don't ask why I'm happy about that-

"'From teasing him for his obvious doting, 'Does Kaburamura really need six donut cozies?' to being flat out rejected,'" YES KABI DOES NEED 6 DONUT COZIES

INFACT HE NEEDS 100

"'Sooo that’s a no to body painting? It’s safe for humans! How could it not be safe for snakes?'"

Basically

"Chocolate is safe for humans! How could it not be safe for dogs?"

BE FOR REAL 😭

"You end up falling asleep as he dutifully photographs Kaburamura curled up on your shoulder #guess I’ll finish cleaning by myself." Yea clean by yourself

Imma sleep

😴😴😴😴

"… doing Tanjirou’s make up, and him doing yours."

Imma make him look like a pretty princess 😊

...

Mosmei, you know damn well you finna make him look like Nemi in his crackhead phase

That's my man y'all ❤️ what the fuck

"If you don’t own any make up, then you go on a field trip (minimal budget). You randomly pick themes (old fashioned via 'from a hat' or modern via 'app for raffle draw'), set a time limit, and then send photos of your final looks to your Hashira + Kamaboko group chat to decide on a winner." We're both gonna win cuz there are no losers 💖💖💖

Unless you hate Suri

Then you are a BIG loser

HOW COULD YOU HATE THE PRECIOUS BEAN????

JUST LOOK AT HER

SHE'S A KEEPER

Speaking of Suri..

"By the end of the evening, you’re drunk (or sugar high) as heck, and have at least four pairs of socks on." Cap

Yk that 100 layer challenge?

Imma do that with socks 😎👌🏽

100 layer socks challenge 👍🏽

"… cooking with Kyojuro #bet you didn’t see that coming #sarcasm intended teehee. Sometimes it’s complicated, hours long endeavors; other times it’s spaghetti; and there’s always take out if your fancy Huntsman pie doesn’t go to plan. He’s almost unbearably efficient when it comes to cooking tidily, and chops vegetables so quickly that you just marvel at how his fingers are intact."

J-J-Juro.. C-C-Cooking?!?

HE CAN'T COOK 😭😭😭

IT'S CANON

Prkejsijdjd

Ignore the RenGiyu 🥰

Anyways

Yea.. And that came from the creator 😭

So the food finna be on fire or the kitchen finna be on fire 😭

Ironic since he's the flame pillar 💀

"... watching a movie with Sanemi. This includes: ~arguing over which movie to watch for a solid hour (give or take), another twenty minutes for snack prep, and another half an hour to spontaneously design and build a pillow fort (for the optimal movie watching experience, of course)." That sounds so cute omg

"Even when it’s a movie he swears he despises, he’ll still stay awake through the whole damn thing because it matters to you, and you matter to him." Why am I like this

I'm just like "ugh I don't wanna watch this 😒" then when I watch it, it be whole diff story

"You usually win, but he notices when you begin making his clues easier, and promptly informs you that he’d rather lose honestly than win on Easy Mode. 'Your happy noises whenever I feed you are prize enough for me.'" MUIII 😭

"'Where do you see us in a year? Five years? A decade?' you ask. His answer remains constant: 'Together.'"

Skksksjdissjjdivjf

Idk..

Just..

If you made any another Hashira say this- *coughs rly loud*

Like Juro for ex--

I'M SORRY JURO

I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE 😭😭😭

Why I gotta bully best boy 😔😔😔

"… reading with Tengen. He’ll read to you, or you to him; you’ll share a book, or the couch, or the bed."

Idk what you talking about "Share the bed"

He finna sleep on the floor while I sleep on the bed 😂🤣

He better be grateful

I could of made him sleep outside

In the trash

Where he belongs

I will never forgive him for pushing over MY woman

LIKE BITCH

YOU HAVE 10 BILLION WIVES AND YOU DISRESPECT WOMEN???

HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE

TOMI >>> TEN

TOMI HELPED SURI

YOU SEE THIS??????

L TEN

W TOMI

THAT'S WHY YOU ALMOST DIED TO SOME FUCKING KIDS

LOSER

@kurooandkenmasslut THIS YOUR MAN????

Oh you think I hate Ten? I wonder what gave it away 🤪

Favorite Part

When we made Ten sleep outside

NO IM PLAYING I WILL STOP SAYING THAT

Ino one cuz I am gonna rage quit 😂

Rating

This was heartwarming

More heartwarming than Juro's smile

And I didn't even think that was possible!

So I give it a 100939384847377282829837748392726278493912664858498216628303847372927485848272793856372728384773618299384747738384764288292836479292737484863737473882920102984747474729020294747399202927374747939292737483928727484627189293/10 😎👍🏽

Loved da fic

staying in

Author’s Note: feeling cheesy and silly and lazy. ☺️😝🥱

staying in

Hashira x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader

Word Count: ~900

CW: mild sexual content

Song Inspo: Low Key by Russell Dickerson

~faqs/suggestions~

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