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Updated fic list

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a rose by any other name: A gang of shit idiot demons kidnap Aziraphale and Crowley 1 year after the apocalypse didn’t happen to play a sort of game. They’re held hostage on opposite ends of the world, and given a year and nine riddles to find each other or they will both die

Not-So-Bad Omens: Husbands Antoni and Azaera have to figure out a way to stop the apocalypse while also managing relationship issues. Basically a reverse omens rewrite of the tv series

springtime: Fluffy one-shot kidfic. Involved a little babey girl who likes gardening, the South Downs, and chicken nuggets

″just as the angel cried for the slaughter”: Hunger Games AU. Crowley is a former victor of the games, who is living his life with his fiance Aziraphale and Aziraphale’s little brother Warlock. Everything goes haywire when Warlock is chosen to be a tribute and Aziraphale volunteers to take his place

ask me for the stars, they’ll be yours: Crowley struggles with depression for a while, and Aziraphale offers to help him cope and deal with it. Mostly projection. Good angst I guess

seeing the sky for the stars instead of the void: Companion to ^^ This one. Aziraphale also struggles with depression and copes worse than he’d like to admit. Mostly projection. Good angst I guess

″i did not die and yet i lost life’s breath”: AU where Aziraphale lies about giving Crowley holy water in the 60s and gives him normal water. Things kinda fall to pieces a Bit

prophecies often have double meanings; or “he is not who he says he is”: Newt and Anathema are both gay. Just some gay shenanigans involving coming out, found family, internalized homophobia, and being loved by the ones who mean most. Mostly abandoned but I might take it up again idk

″demons’ll charm you with a smile, for a while”: It’s 1846, and one Anthony Crowley has just arrived in London after escaping for prison and is looking for revenge. Sweeney Todd AU pretty much. Mostly abandoned, but I’m planning to finish it

the daily life of hell’s most exhausted janitor and heaven’s tackiest guardian angel: A story about Ailanthus, a moth demon who has been mopping the floors of Hell for 6000 years and is pissed beyond belief that the world didn’t end, and Ophanim, a  cheery guardian angel who loves Earth and all its wonders. 100% abandoned, at least for now

 in which aziraphale has ridiculously shiny wings and crowley defends the honor of spiders: First fic first fic! Just a fluffy one-shot involving wing grooming and stupid conversation