#read another book

[metanarrates]

What is your Hogwarts house?

what about my account could possibly give you the impression that I give a shit about the terf mbti test. im in the house of "having good taste" "caring about trans women & jewish people" "not obsessing over a mediocre children's book written by a hateful bigot" "having gay sex with your mom" & other such swagful traits

[live-angel]

Why is this H*rry P*tter shit trending in the year of our lord 2025?

[arctic-hands]

I'm all for mourning Maggie Smith but if you put harry potter shit on my dash I'm unfollowing you

[snowfairy12]

Why are there so many Harry Potter fans in the fuck/anti Jkr/Rowling tags? I want to see general criticism of her not hypocrites pretending to hate her while still gushing about her characters. They are still her characters, you are still supporting her.

[dragkingandreweldritch]

got an anon asking my trans Jewish ass what hogwart house I am so driveby reminder that if I see you posting hp bullshit in the year of HaShem 5783 I'm blocking you on sight

[lilies-in-the-attic]

Okay I’m sorry I know I usually only cover the more serious aspects of Lily shit but I thought this was funny

I have zero knowledge about Warcraft outside of that one note I got about the Valkyr on my last post, so maybe this is accurate, idk, but… does Lily just have a fucking corkboard with red string in her basement connecting EVERYTHING to Kingdom Hearts???

Between this, the constant KH jokes in Utena, implying KH is a “souls-like”… there’s being a fan of something and then there’s outright obsession

Lily’s going with the potterheads to the “consume another piece of media I’m pleading you” convention

[somethingsomethingeyyymacarena]

I wish Rowling would just die cause she's the leader of a hate movement, but also cause now we can not even talk about HP.

Like now I cannot even bully Ron antis on tumblr cause that maintains her relevancy. Now I just have to accept some people walk the earth hating my ginger king and they're not getting bonked on the head over it

[dougielombax]

Read another goddamned book!

[delirious-dove]

I think folks desperately clinging to the marauders could break free by filing the serial numbers off and writing some dark academia wizard books considering how far their personal hcs tend to drift away from the characters as they were written

y'all already had to make most of it up, why not take it all the way and abandon the franchise that spawned it once and for all

[alsahm]

i started a podcast where i explain young adult fiction to my friends (not young adults) who react in real time

taking suggestions!

[crazycatsiren]

You see a nice post so you're curious about the poster, you check out their blog and they got Harry Potter house in bio. 😑

[technofeudalism]

holy shit

jesus christ

for the love of god read another book (the irony being she's not even referencing the books here but the movies)

also....

[trainsgenderfoxgirl2816]

the books are also mid as fuck, they arent that good, ahem READ ANOTHER BOOK!!!!

I haven't purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.

There is NO "death of the author" with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.

[readanotherbook]

with @corviiids 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

Skipping the First 5 Minutes of Tangled by CJ the X

Sally Rides a Dragon Even Though She's a Girl by @avidcollectorofdust

[eggsandwafflez]

I haven't forgotten about the time when people wouldn't stop bringing up Harry Potter when discussing politics. I will never forget

[inkher0]

Like holy shit, PLEASE read Keys To The Kingdom. It's so much better than Harry Potter, I promise, cross my heart and hope to die. If you really like Harry Potter, you will 100% love the Keys To The Kingdom books. I will say this everytime I even SEE Harry Potter now, because Garth Nix said he supports trans kids and has been politely quiet enjoying his old age ever since, as he should!!!!! He deserves his amazing books with well written characters and brilliant settings and incredible plot to be known, though, so pleaseeeeee read them!!!!!!!