#reachtothestars

[preparefortroubles]

team rocket dressing to take sailor moon clefairies during the moon festival

[forjustice]

@preparefortroubles @reachtothestars get a starter that's like 5 whole hours late GADLSKFJSADKLFAJDLFKJ

It doesn't take long for Shirona to find the culprits who stole her precious Clefairies. The young Paradox Human girl has the nose of a bloodhound and twice a hound's stubbornness to boot--but with the giant, obvious dragnet full of Pokémon, she certainly doesn't need it! Should've kept them in their balls, you idiots, she thinks, as she sprints toward Jessie and James and screams--

"HEY! YOU ASSHOLES! GIVE ME BACK MY POKÉMON!"

If a 5'8" six-year-old girl saying the word "asshole" doesn't get their attention, what will?

[chounaifu]

LOUD STARING.

HE IS ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING FUNNY AND QUIRKY TO YOU GUYS.

@preparefortroubles @reachtothestars

[preparefortroubles]

GRABBING HER HAND, STILL IN THE OUTFIT FROM THE CONTEST. THERE IS AN OFFICER JENNY HOT ON THEIR HEELS.

"JESSIE, WE HAVE TO GO."

"WHAAAAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOU-"

She turns, still in her absolutely incredible formal suit with matching ornamental weapons. IS THAT A COP?

"OH GREAT-!"

And she's running.

[preparefortroubles]

"Like taking candy from babies! With this pink pound of puff we'll be set for the next ten years!"

She's looking down at a drag net filled to the brim of dozens upon dozens of Sailor Clefairies. What a successful moon festival!

[preparefortroubles]

"The heist was a bust but I won't complain too much- in terms of improvisational theatre, Team Rocket steals the spotlight."